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Pool's closed at the DNC.
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Trump orders advisers to "obliterate" Iran if it assassinates him

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

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Russian Farm Helicopter

Vibes vibes vibes vibes

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06.02.25

Wish I could draw more, but work ate my time today.

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Creator of Bloodborne Kart seethes after being traumatised by nonconsensual award giving

So some chuds recently made a game awards show called "The Real Game Awards" as an ostensible competitor to the woke and cringe game awards shows run by games journos. The intent I guess is that real g*mers will give awards to games that are good instead of just giving the award to the gayest person with the pinkest hair even if their games were shit

Iconic celebrities such as the angry video game nerd even hosted it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737psYBG1KnA22eJQ.webp

This cost 30,000 dollars by the way

Anyway, one of the awards went to Bloodborne Kart/Nightmare Kart, an homage to PS1 kart games with a Bloodborne theme made by a :marseytrain:, b0tster

The :marseytrain: thinks that this is somehow an epic own because they gave the award to a trans person which surely must be a mistake because le chuds obviously only care about white supremacy or whatever

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737BLrAxSjxexH4lw.webp

Twitter responds by pointing out that they gave the award because they liked their game and they don't care if someone is trans so long as they're not a weird freak about it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737dBZei6_Om-Vg4Q.webp

b0tster responds by hiding all the comments about how they just wanted to give an award to a good game, but keeping all the harsher comments so they look like more of a victim

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737XQDGdV3xTKNm5w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182738dWZS4J65bh6moA.webp

when that isn't working and they're still getting called out they decide it was illegal to give them an award

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737PLv7eXCoAR4vog.webp

finally they just melt down and lock their account completely

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182737nNQYXp5L_6JCfw.webp

twitter is still full of people dunking on theythem. as is ever the case, trans people can't just take a win and have to be weird about it. also the trans woman indie game dev obsessed with ps1 graphics calls themselves lilith btw

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381827382aVppsencd_Dfw.webp

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[🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘] beyoncé had the worst country album

					
					

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It's almost like her and her husband pay for every accolade they've been given (2)

LOL if you actually think that, you've never listened to her music.There's a reason she was able to get amazing country artists on her album. (0)

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Can't say I'm surprised as the Grammys aren't what they used to be, but I think Lainey should have won that category. Really anyone except Beyoncé. (7)

Lainey should have so won. Flipping ridiculous ! (1)

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CC is a dissertation on the black roots of country/Americana music. You should be happy it won then… (1)

I said studying something and releasing what you think that genre is, doesn't make it an effective representation of that genre. So you claiming it's a "dissertation" doesn't mean anything. I'm not even sure what makes you say that. What elements of black country do you hear? When I listen, it sounds like a pop artists rendition of what they think country is…. Because that's what it literally is. It has more modern pop elements than it does country. (0)

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My bad, I didn't realize you would take that to mean those two elements alone are pop. That isn't what I meant.Well no duh. I didn't say take Beyoncé out. I mentioned Miley because Miley's vocals sound country. She has a drawl and grit. Not saying you have to have those particular elements but there are clearly vocal differences from a pop singer and a country singer. If Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, or Lainey Wilson sang a song without a twangy guitar or overly hokey lyrics you will still recognize it as country. That was my point. If I took Beyoncé song with just Beyoncé and no twangy guitar or Miley Cyrus… it would just sound like one of her pop songs. I really don't want to harp you anymore but I can't just ignore this lol. Just as a twangy guitar doesn't make a song country I don't think corny country sounding lyrics make a song country. I don't think Lil Nas X singing about a a horse makes him a country singer lol. It's a great song and is fun. But, to me, it lacks any depth... (1)

beyoncé has more of a drawl than miley though, like her accent has always been very strong. and mentioning lil nas x in the same sentence as this is crazy lol. his was obviously putting on a costume whereas hers could literally be a dissertation about the roots of country music. obviously i'm not saying every single song on the record is country nor is she suddenly intentionally singing with a southern accent, but i think if you're gonna critique any song on the album for having "corny country" lyrics it shouldn't be this one. texas hold em is right there😭as far as the "costume" i just think that's disingenuous. nowhere has she said "hey everyone now i'm a country singer or country artist" but if she did, so what? genres shouldn't be gatekept. it limits innovation. modern country is borrowing SO many other elements of so many other genres but nobody gets mad about that. post malone is a rapper and people are saying he should've won over her, so why can't she win? she made a country ... (1)

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I feel so bad for the artists. It's an insult to their craft. (2)

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I mean there is definitely a vibe of her using country like a costume. Studying country aspects and incorporating it into an album doesn't make the album any better. No more than a country artist studying R&B and releasing some corny album with corny lyrics. Like "this ain't Texas, ain't no hold em"? Come on… and that was the most popular song on the album. Like what metric are we using to call this good? (1)

Chris Stapleton's biggest song is an interpolation of an R&B song you know shit about music. Don't you listen to different genres of music wtf is the big deal if anyone wants to make different genres of music (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/HistoricalDatabase94

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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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WHY GOD???

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THE BEST KITTY ON THE CRAZIEST B-WORDS????!?!?

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I've hit 2 million views in the past 30 days.

Sure, I've neglected everything else I'm supposed to be doing but look at that view count.

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GOD FRICKING FRICKING DARNIT LAWLZKINO WAS STREAMING FOR A WEEK AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AND I MISSED IT

I was going to post this and maybe there'd be a movie night or something but I've had the flue for the past five days and I completely forgot about it.

Lawlz's movie was streaming at some film festival and it was apparently available online for a few days and now it's gone and I completely blew it frick my life and frick this stupid gay r-slurred fricking website

:marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

!metashit !kino did anyone else catch this? Please tell me someone made a copy.

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Instead of using a steam :marseyfreeman: deck like a normal :marseyregular: person, some people need to soy out and get OFFICIAL nintendo :marseysoyswitch: switch :marseyjumpscare: controllers to use with their machine :marseycoinride: that already has controllers built in. Not only that, they're also tying it to the headrest of the person :marseychonkerfoid: in front :marseyviewerstare: of them (because frick the rich people who have the privilege to fly). Thankfully the top comments were able to escape :marseyaaajumpscare: the circlejerk of the subreddit :marseyreddit: and realize that this probably isn't a nice thing to do nor impressive. The funniest :marseypickle: part is that he has a tray table :marseyscaredthunderstorm: right :marseyveryworriedtrans: in front :marseyviewerstare: of him AND a custom case which has a kickstand.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738730582LqRQ-B4nARKwtw.webp

I NEED CONSTANT STIMULATION YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FRICK YOU

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738730582FIx1Sev5ZO-8rw.webp

:marseybikecuck#:

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Ohhh Nooooo Trains :marseytrain:can't dominate foid sports! :marseyrope:

Trump signs executive order banning transgender athletes from women's sports, directing DOJ to enforce - ABC News https://search.app/1BvxLikktjd7TJhr8

but to "protect women's sports," adding that options like co-ed categories would still be available.

If universities don't comply, the White House warned they could not only lose federal funding but also face legal action.

"If schools don't comply, it's not just that they're at risk of DOJ-based actions," Mailman said. "Title IX has a private right of action component behind it, so if schools are violating the law, they're at risk of lawsuits from their female students, that is going to actually be more than just taking away federal funding. These are multi-million dollar lawsuits."

The executive order also directs the secretary of state to push for changes within the International Olympic Committee to maintain single-s*x competition and the Department of Homeland Security to review visa policies to prevent transgender women from identifying as female, which would allow them to compete in women's sports, according to the document detailing the order.

The order will also direct private sporting bodies to attend an in-person White House meeting to hear accounts from female athletes in person, according to the document.

"The Executive Order calls for the convening of private sporting bodies in the White House to hear, in person, the stories of female athletes who suffer life-long injuries, who have been silenced and forced to shower with men, and whose hard work has been cast aside due to the biological advantage of males," the document states.

The order is the most aggressive move yet by Trump to fulfill one of his central campaign promises regarding transgender athletes in women's sports.

Trump signed an executive order last week seeking to restrict gender-affirming care for people under the age of 19.

The order would move to restrict medical institutions that receive federal funding from providing such care -- including puberty blockers, hormone therapies, and surgeries -- calling on the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services to "take all appropriate actions to end the chemical and surgical mutilation of children."

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:marseymayo: Sweden skewl shewter :kaptainkroolblunderbuss:confirmed mayo :marseymayo: monkey :funkykongdrunk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738793130q4IrgKdgRX3IBA.webp

OREBRO, Sweden, Feb 5 (Reuters) - The worst mass shooting in Swedish history was carried out by a 35-year-old Swedish man who lived locally, had been unemployed for a decade and had changed his first and last name, a police source and tax data show.

Swedish media named the suspect as Rickard Andersson. The police source also named Andersson as the alleged gunman.

Aftonbladet reported that, according to documents viewed by the paper, the man had previously been enrolled at the school for several mathematics classes, without finishing them. The most recent class he was enrolled for was in 2021.

Police said the suspect, who died at the scene, was not known to them prior to the event and had never been convicted of any crime. They also said he had no gang connection and was believed to have acted alone.

Aftonbladet, which spoke to relatives of the man believed to be the shooter, described him as a recluse who had limited contact with his family for years.

The paper said the man did not have a high school certificate.

Swedish public broadcaster SVT, which did not cite its sources, said the attacker, like many in Sweden, had a hunting licence and used a hunting weapon.

Tax data showed that the attacker last declared work-related income in 2014 and that he lived in a one-bedroom apartment in a low-rise building less than a kilometre (around half a mile) from the city centre.

Master race at it again! :donkeykongsad:

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New Liberal :marseyclintongarrison: podcast asks why did young men break for Trump :marseydarktrump:? Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin:ask WHAT ABOUT REEEEEEMALES?!? :soyjaktantrumfast: :soyjaktantrumfast: :soyjaktantrumfast:

					
					
					
	

				
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GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738518526w1RZHBXjHG2ywg.webp

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  • X : TIL Ariana is Pakistani
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EFFORTPOST GOOD post :drafts: There is a theory that Ariana Grande broke up two marriages to be with Ethan Slater (UGLY!) because he looks just like her brother. Is this true? Let's look at the evidence :marseydetective:

In case you've been living under a rock, Ariana Grande, pop singer superstar and current actress in the movie Wicked, destroyed two marriages to be with this very ugly looking man named Ethan Slater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812HRrexVvmTS9xrw.webp

She was married to this man, Dalton Gomez, when she had an affair with Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803812ICN-4dNSe4XbRg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814vzyX8NA-XWRmxw.webp

(There aren't a lot of pictures of Dolton, since he was pretty low key, but he's way better looking than Ethan)

Ethan was also married during this affair. Ethan's wife and him had been together since high school. His wife had just given birth, and it was a high risk pregnancy as well. The sick thing is that apparently Ari met Ethan's wife and even held their newborn baby while this affair was secretly happening and the wife had zero clue. Here's what Ethan's wife looked like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368038130TwEvg_uYPpMGQ.webp

We could talk about what huge piece of crap Ariana and Ethan are for being selfish and not thinking about how they were destroying two families. But I don't really care about that right now. Instead, I want to talk about why Ariana FREAKING Grande decided to be a homewrecker for such an ugly guy. I mean look at him:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qpnPq-HiBbsMUg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813zoPLvyWDHk8Pvw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813qUsjJJi9qXW1Vg.webp

:marseydisgust: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

The thing is, even Ari's die hard fans do not like Ethan and don't understand why someone as hot as her would ruin her reputation for such an uggo. It would be one thing if he was mega rich or talented, but he's neither of those things, his biggest role before Wicked was playing freaking Sponge Bob in some musical. Ethan's wife was the breadwinner and making more money than Ethan. And if you're thinking "Well maybe he's super charismatic!", he isn't. You can look up interviews with him, he has zero charm or charisma.

Everyone was confused, until someone pointed out something disturbing. Ethan Slater looks exactly like Ariana's brother, Frankie Grande. And I don't mean they kind of look alike, I mean they look like twins separated from birth. See for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813kvkR7lhMhPMAUA.webp

Ethan on the left, Frankie on the right.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813_AQnoz6vm6BFlQ.webp

Frankie on the left, Ethan on the right

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803813IGX6Oqw88M0hfQ.webp

Someone decided to only photoshop Ethan's hair on Frankie. Ethan on the right, Frankie on the left.

For those who are unaware, Ariana and Frankie are super close. They are BFFs and Ari has made it no secret that she cares about Frankie more than just about anyone in her life. With that in mind, it kind of makes sense, in a sick sort of way. Ari can't frick her brother (He's literally gay so he's not interested in her even if they both wanted to act like they're from Alabama :marseyflagalabama:) so what does she do? She goes for someone who looks just like him, but isn't related!

Obviously we can't say for sure that this is why Ari went for Ethan. But it is the theory that makes the most sense, seeing as how Ethan has zero other redeeming qualities. This theory has gained so much popularity that people have started noticing that Frankie has recently changed up his hair and makeup, in a possible attempt to make himself look more different from Ethan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814TwiVLcc1tkvLdA.webp

Idk how well it's working, they both look related still lol

What does rDrama think? Is Ari subconsciously trying to get with her brother, or it just a coincidence? Either way, ever since Ari has been with him, her looks have downgraded:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803814FsMfEL8cukS3fw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504Ys6RuE5hGdrwIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736805504i3ZekceD6Nut8g.webp

:marseydisgust:

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The /r/WaltDisneyWorld flasher is back, this time holding his crotch in a public bathroom

					
					

I'll keep posting this guy here while he keeps posting to /r/WaltDisneyWorld. He's absolutely dominating the subreddit - three of his selfies this month have more upkongs than the news that beloved ride Muppets 3D is closing down and this will soon be the fourth.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738315250DGqQRosc0CTJGw.webp

The mods are still working overtime to protect him - they do more work in his threads than every other /r/WaltDisneyWorld thread combined. Comment locks and sneedy mod comments everywhere. OP seems to have free rein to be as toxic as he wants in an otherwise civil subreddit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738315250gaHvVI7BW3g3Nw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738315250dbpSJXlaqWRz-Q.webp

How indeed?

I want to get him over here but I don't want to log into my Reddit account again.

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*snap* *snap*
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I'm willing to be a leader if I have to.

					
					

:marseylaugh:

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DEVELOPING: People of Cartel have taken over Los Angeles, police have lost all control

/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law

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Is Dasha dead yet?

The code is NERDS ROPE to activate Nick's r-slurred Manchurian Candidate to 'take care of' Dasha

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Gooning is totally political even Hitler gooned

When you goon you're performing a political act and the way you coom says a lot about you, your values, and your place in a shared community. We need to take your views and considerations into account when designing a equitable future for our children. However, when it's time for COOM. There's no need for any of that. You don't even need clothes. Just bring your hands.

https://media.tenor.com/RsYfBoAYqTIAAAAx/its-all-in-the-hands-bradley-hall.webp

https://media.tenor.com/pTkx5ncn82cAAAAx/luffy-breakdown-one-piece.webp

For centuries we've had debates on how to handle the powers of COOM. Some cultures let GOONERs run free, as you see with the Sentinelese. They live the perfect life for gooners. NAKED all day long. Boobas on display. No work, no insurance, no renewing medical aid schemes, no Alexander Forbes foundation, just coom. Other cultures have tried to hold back gooners, eventually these became traditions like marriage and with that, r*pe became illegal which changed the game for gooners forever. That began the evolutionary arms race between GOONERS and FEDS. And if that's not bad enough, you've got to worry about OPPs trying to take your GOONING customers from you bruh. You can't learn the coom hustle in school you've got to live this shit aint no textbooks on gooning like we goon in this b-word.

https://media.tenor.com/RrnDAs6mNmQAAAAx/demon-seaman.webp

https://media.tenor.com/D4QAAlQzGrAAAAAx/phatearl.webp

https://media.tenor.com/N_Wql0qsGVUAAAAx/meme-dauiabri-eval-meme-face.webp

Nah but Imma keep it 100% wichu this site good ya'll lil bros doing ya'lls thang just don't get too big for your boots. And remember to pay respects to the fallen soldiers in prison, dead, we've lost a lot of good brothers to this goon shit for real. We need unity. Aight imma light this blunt and goon hard. Shit's good as frick yo. Can't stop gooning. How much do you goon?

Now lastly, you gotta remember we categorize our gooners as either: organized, disorganized and mixed. My organized gooners got COOM calenders and sheeit. they're all about that OPSEC because they're paranoid about the feds. Me? I'm a DISORGANIZED coomer. If I meet with the feds I'm gooning it out and until then, I'm gonna EJACULATE BLOOD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

https://media.tenor.com/hdts0gqh4vcAAAAx/cat-cat-shocked.webp

Stay cumming for real. And PIRATE your PORN DON'T PAY NOT ONE DIME SHARE THAT SHIT NEIGHBOR

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