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If my pwost has 1 upmarsey and 1 cwomment iww quit my jwob.
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Dragon: The Bruce-Lee Story Pick A Fight At The Gym [4K]

https://media.tenor.com/JuFaI7BS5ugAAAAx/bruce-lee-mad.webp

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Brocels they're trying to LITERALLY erase us

The comment ftr

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17357878949LmplGhGcpZc3w.webp

:tayaaa#:

!incels (fakecels) stone cold !truecels its OVER

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252114054647477.webp

Reminder, this is the average type of individual these jannies seek to lord over

Yooo, that is so relaxing and satisfying to see Jenna get her beautiful hair brushed 😍😍😍. Her hair is so brushable, I wanna brush that beautiful hair of hers 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Okay. Now the jannies

The OG Celeb Jannies

The OG celebrity power jannies were a group who made it their life's work to collect every single female celebrity subreddit over the last 10-12 years. Here's most of them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252128077619615.webp

Wait :marseysquint: what mod list is that from?

https://web.archive.org/web/20170313191431/https://www.reddit.com/r/starlets/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725212996807679.webp :#marseystare:

That sub was originally created by the /r/Jailbait janny

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252151691104913.webp

I wasn't able to figure out exactly when, but I guess after he was suspended, it was passed to the rest of the cabal. Many of whom still mod big subs.

You see, these jannies were so obsessed with consooming every female celeb name subreddit that sometimes they'ed grab the subs before the girls turned 18. Because otherwise someone else would grab it before them and that was very triggering for them.

Their ranks have diminished in recent years as this guy seems to have died of aids or cancer or something 9 months ago

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725213108237404.webp

Some of our rightoids might recall he used to regularly make comments like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16939779377619543.webp

But he was always immune to the reportmaxx. Even last year, I caught him sperging about supreme court justices or something, but nothing ever happened. And he'd say these things in /r/news, but his comment would just be removed whereas anyone else would at least be permed from the sub. Power janny privalege :marseyitneverbegan:

Then this guy was suspended (maybe during the API protests last year? Not sure)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252131085658355.webp

And I think at least one other died (actually died). But still, you'll find a group of them carrying on if you visit any female celeb sub name. Seriously, any sub

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252132039121435.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725213204264996.webp etc.

They are obsessive and controlling. Another group of celeb jannies was tired of being banned by the OG's and having to deal with their rules so over the last 2 years they built their own group.

My lungs taste the air of autism, blown past fallen jannies. /r/RisingTideNetwork

You're thinking, surely the new faction can't be worse then the OG's, half of whom used to mod a literal jailbait subreddit :marseysmirk2:

You know how bardfinn or merari will make a super serious comment as if they're the ceo of a fortune 500 company? These RisingTideNetwork jannies are like that, except they'll be talking about a subreddit called "PicsOfTheMoleOnSydneySweeneysAss or "JennaOrtegasEarlobes.

:#bruh:

They take it very seriously.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252151693547168.webp

Helm Emeritus

:#marseycringe2:

It was started by /u/NotAMod2112, who is apparently a lesbian woman. That account was suspended so now she's under /u/NowAMod. I know, janny...coomer...lesbian? But I couldn't find any trans posting in her accounts. They usually let you know they're trans after all. So maybe it's really a bio lesbian :marseyshrug:

Here's a post she made to /r/RisingTideNetwork last year reminding them of their purpose after she was banned from the cabal controlled /r/AlisonBrie subreddit

Evil Empire - reminder of RTN purpose

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252156299762475.webp

The OG cabal on the AlisonBrie janny list

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252156305215197.webp

In the comments she mentions a man named Topher, who apparently was the original brains behind RisingTideNetwork

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/comments/166cqok/evil_empire_reminder_of_rtn_purpose/jylbjwc/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252159485238397.webp

Introducing Topher /u/TimingGod

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/comments/vq59ok/topher_sort_of/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252161071210213.webp

Here's the two of them flirting

https://old.reddit.com/r/CelebsWithPetiteTits/comments/xt22uq/75000_members/iqoajqk/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252165944792852.webp

Cute :marseyembrace: , but it's kind of giving me Bardfinn flirting on bluesky vibes :marseyyikes: Topher has a little sub called /r/TopherB where he's posted.... :drafts: ....his ex wives...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252167443140604.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopherB/comments/12hni6s/topher/

His first two wives were white. Third was Asian @BWC discuss

https://preview.redd.it/n0s6g2sle2ta1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0815aa8559746fd3b6ee731863772cbce7d27ec6 https://preview.redd.it/rdzavcnqe2ta1.jpg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca94801730661165cc99f2ea7e3020a2fb00b5b2

"My windows to the world"

https://preview.redd.it/zi66w5hwg2ta1.jpg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a026bcdf960264f2c914fdde9c22d2b8b6383f07

:#marseybruh2: This is kind of just sad. But :marseywtf2: why did he post these to his random sub. Boomer moment.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopherB/comments/14sd4pk/ana_ai_altering_hair_color/

:#marseyconfused2:

So anyway, it's a strange group of people because they'll be posting super seriously about janny matters, then the next post will be

Hostile take over of KoreanCelebrityFap? or Celebrity Butt centric subs? or CelebsBikiniUndies needs an approval mod but they take all those goofy subs seriously too.

:marseyemojirofl:

They've changed leadership a couple times when someone gets too tired. Jannying is tough work, okay :marseysmughips: I think there's at least 2 or 3 sexy Indian dudes in their network. Jeets have really taken over reddit in the last couple years.

And they have a wiki where they lay out their master plan and all their requirements to join the network

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/wiki/index

They actually seem pretty free speech. They're obviously not as bad as the ex celeb jailbait jannies, they're just a little odd and very cringe.

First one to say @Holly_Jolly_Kong sucks peepee gets 300 coins. I know nobody reads this shit :marseyitsover:

So who's team are you on

Dude bussy lmbo

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Go on Amazon.in and look at the autocomplete for vib :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

!antibharatiya

!antibharatiya

!coomers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735864591bMZ3kx3o3qqJNA.webp

A bonus

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17358647403JWWziEpeNlSUA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735864852ZFmz1o6-ki2x3A.webp

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

Dowry is greed? OkayLet's talk about from history to present timeA boy will be rejected or accepted during marriage depend upon how much wealth he has, how much he earn, what is his status?One who sell panipuri doesn't get car in dowry.. Because dowry is given on the basis of his stature (aukaat)When father give dowry he does not give share in property to her daughter and he expect from groom to pass generational wealth to kids, bear all expense of kids education, marriage all alone..U r not doing any favour by giving dowry..Last but not least..lets take an example If a guy whole wealth worth 50lakh rupees.. He won't get 50lakh dowry.Dowry always given 50% of his total wealth or sometime even less than 50%Dowry kabhi bhi equivalent nahi milta jitna bande ka worth hota hai..Due to so many reason.. Like girl is leaving his house and some other reason.Prove me wrong what I said..So no one is doing favour. (-20)

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

You're talking as if women of previous generations were marrying men without even asking about their income. (-11)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Tabhi to ladkiyo ki dosti dusri ladkiyo ke sath bahot kam chalti hai..Apne hi faide ke peeche lage rehte ho.. (-8)

Angriest Comments

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It is to assuage the egos of the conservative indian boys who need to justify their lack of ability to talk to women.See one woman's opinion shows me that all women are bad. It's not my fault. It's the woman's fault for not liking me. I will blame her and put all responsibilities on her because I want a rich hot girl but I don't have money for a rich hot girl. K byeee (30)

How is it conservative if you ask a person to equate her expectations from that of others to what she has to offer?I mean it's the same victim playing.You're literally trying to change the topic from one thing to, conservative.They are poles apart.If you think woman asking for a husband with good salary is progressive and men expecting the same is conservative, I guess you're too dense to even argue.You're refusing to acknowledge that "Men can ask such woman to be the example and earn the sum themselves that they expect from husbands" isn't in anyway conservative.Is it?How?You see your hypocrisy here don't you?You are trying to paint the argument in a light where you can hide behind the screen of "victim of sexism" while trying to tactfully avoid answering my question because that would prove this girl and you hypocrites and not make me sound as "conservative""5 lakh is not great expectations if you're working abroad"Well it is if you're not doing that yourself as a example and expe... (6)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Beta and then u will start crying.. Just like whole subredddit is loaded how their life is so bad..They think being housewife is curse.. Pehle to aisa hi hota thaa.... Kaunsa khush thiii.. (-7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

This is rage bait content to evoke some angry reactions. Ignore it (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/BasicallyExhausted

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Destiny sued by Pxie for revenge porn (lawsuit got filed)

Total libtard death incoming

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Hey jew b-word...

I no you people like money, so I been wondering, how much a holla cost? :marseyblack:

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No Hard Feelings - MOVIE REVIEW!

I need DC asap because the casino is fricking rigged, so you're getting a movie review! This movie is like two years old now and I still think about it to this day, not because of the pornographic scene, but because of the storyline.

The whole idea behind the movie is that a 30 year old dommie-mommie is broke asl and needs to pay property taxes to keep her mom's house. Instead of selling it off, she wants to keep it because of the NOSTALGIA o algo. To get the money, she finds a craigslist offer about a family who's giving away a car for a hot single in their area to "date" their son. The whole reason behind this is that their son is an incel (not a he-man woman hater incel) and they want to get him used to socializing before he's sent off to college. After this, the movie is mostly comedic filler that doesn't really expand on the story, but is still fun to watch. She goes to the place that the son is working at (as the parents don't want him to know it's all staged) and tries seducing him. I forgot how it happens but she ends up getting him in some van and he pepper-sprays her thinking she's going to r*pe him (friggin sweet!). The only other memorable part is the scene on the beach where they go skinny dipping for some reason, a group of teens steal their clothes and a NAKED JENNIFER LAWRENCE beats the shit out of them. After that she tries having s*x with the incel but he refuses, so she then steals HIS clothes and tries to drive off which results in him jumping on her (borrowed) car and fighting for some reason. The scene is both funny and arousing (to me at least). I also now permanently associate Maneater with this scene, which is somewhat nice.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922-JLSE843fwUfTQ.webp

Later in the movie, the incel finds true love and ALMOST has s*x with someone who wasn't trying to use him, but SHE ends up barging in and ending anything that was going on between them. The next day, the incel overhears his parents conversing with the MC about how she needs to convince him to go to college and not stay with the actual love of his life. In a fit of rage, he calls over his groomercord buddy to crash the reward car and tries to scam her into having s*x. He ends up prematurely ejaculating because WHO WOULDN'T? The movie then becomes boring as they retract from the main point about the incel and go back to the MC's useless self-inflicted issue about paying off the house. She decides to sell the house and move to California because her friends are moving away too and this makes her start to think if soying over nostalgia is actually productive to her life.

This movie did have it's own fair share of drama (albeit wasn't that big) where the film was accused of normalizing grooming.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922uaDkPI_5V-uFKA.webp

Xhe almost has a point, the part where it falls flat though is that I would be happy to be in his position.

During the whole movie, I felt a huge connection with this dude. I suggest giving it a watch if you're ever in need of a laugh/feeling down/feeling romantical.

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Come a little bit closer (hint: do NOT do this)

I'm only alive today because I'm not stupid enough to get into fights with Mexicans over women.

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🚨🚨🚨 Trump Sentenced In FELONY Hush Money Case - Released With NO RESTRICTIONS 🚨🚨🚨

					
					

Appearing in court virtually from his Mar-a-Lago home Friday, President-elect Donald Trump was sentenced for his crimes in the New York "hush money" case, to unconditional discharge for his 34 felony counts, released with no restrictions. Justice Juan Merchan had earlier indicated that he was inclined to give Trump unconditional discharge, a sentence that includes neither jail time nor any other restriction that might impede Trump after his inauguration on Jan. 20.

🚨🚨🚨 DEMOCRATS ON SUICIDE WATCH 🚨🚨🚨

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The article

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/business/media/blake-lively-justin-baldoni-it-ends-with-us.html

Quick breakdown

These dusties were having too many !moidmoment's on set

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877848-37b91cfe-d78a-4f42-b46f-13512f841148.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734878050-f36ed81c-abdc-4469-83a3-245083439ce9.webp

So they coordinated with some girlbosses :marseynails: to bring down Blake Lively

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877848-3faa1de4-4aca-4a7e-8e58-1a62168740fe.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877848-4400c1fc-d7a8-4f29-865f-15fef795eff3.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734878645-aec32e27-255f-4ad0-8bf2-7dd25b519c51.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734878645-40bb331e-50cb-48a4-8c43-b2e639df1fcc.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734878051-98fd50fc-9d9b-4b26-a2f8-404b18d7bf5c.webp

Foid on foid violence :marseypearlclutch:


@elfbinn made a post about some of the Anti Blake posts back then

https://rdrama.net/post/295393/foid-drama-blake-lively-is-canceled

Two more from @bananas and @GOCK4LYF_HIGHtil_iDie

https://rdrama.net/post/296932/blake-lively-kos-another-victim-marseyshooting

https://rdrama.net/post/292424/the-fall-of-blake-lively


Snark foids coping now

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1hjhfen/read_blake_livelys_complaint_against_wayfarer/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877605-9048e618-d953-447d-8a4e-737d622797eb.webp

Anti fauxmoi sub gloats

https://old.reddit.com/r/FauxmoiForAll/comments/1hjp5fg/good_to_see_other_subs_recognizing_that_f_sub_is/


Remember this video going viral 4 months ago despite being from 2016

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877605-da92a0e3-68f3-4e76-bb2b-ce8e9df1ebdd.webp

The interviewer just put out a response saying she wasn't involved

But :marseysmirk2: pretty odd timing.

It blew up on fauxmoi after this account posted it

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1ertsu2/the_blake_lively_interview_that_made_me_want_to/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734877606-01986729-d34e-4eef-9ab6-1bb93d8bfcbc.webp

That's the accounts entire post history. :marseysmirk2: I checked pullpush too. There's nothing deleted. That was their first post. Paid poster? Upmarsey bots? Or useful idiots?

Pretty funny to read the old reddit posts now :marseyexcited:

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Modern composing techniques | cush chords

The most important objective of any modern musician/composer, due to the globalisation and ease of access to endless amounts of music through streaming, is to catch the listeners interest as quickly as you can. Regardless of genre the general audience demands a reason to listen to what you make; and with an oversaturated market like music production, there is little they won't have heard already.

How do you avoid being uninteresting, but not pretentious?


Using cush chords, simply put is the method of retaining the tonic (first) chord whilst shifting the other chords in your progression to another modal set of chords, in a new key.

For example, let's begin in C major. The 2 5 4 1 pattern would consist of:

Dm / Gmaj / Fmaj / Cmaj

This sounds fantastic by itself, but listeners have heard this progression 1000 times without knowing it. So how do we engage them?

Let's say we use cush chords, and shift everything EXCEPT the tonic C major to the key of Eb major, a minor third above. You use the respective chords from this key aside from the tonic C.

Fm / Bb7sus / Abm / Cmaj

(Instructive video by openstudiojazz for visual explanations) :marseyjamming:

And here is a transcribed example of these sorts of chordal changes and methods used:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740159791iYOCEfUdo5yGng.webp


Now your progression sounds vastly more open, more engaging more interesting. This isn't limited to just shifting a minor third above and you can do it as many times as you want in a composition. Implementing something simple like this gives your composing the edge above standard methods used by the majority of others in your position.

Happy composing! :marseyjam: let me know if composition effortposts are something wanted or not

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listen. I do not report on Korean politics. I'm out here because my (drunk) freelancer requests received a "can't do" so I just set off on my own. this is genuinely the most clumsy scene report possible. I really want to be honest about that.

sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) 2024-12-03T16:22:51.913Z

!foidmoment !asians

Also:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332451856574075.webp https://i.redd.it/vjegjcj8bvd11.jpg

BVILT 4 BWC

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President Trump has declared war on me. I will not stand for this.

Kamala hmu I'll get you back in

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Australian population reaches 27.2 million - r/australia has started to turn against immigration

					
					

Frick off, were full, but leave enough behind to run the 7/11s, sushi stalls and korean bbq restaurants.


… and never any serious discussion about the long term demographic, economic or environmental scenarios and implications.

My favourite bit is when new arrivals bring their conflicts over with them.

Like Brits bringing over their racism, killing indigenous people by the thousands, setting up apartheid systems and stealing their babies?

Oh and the slave labour as well. Our train network wasn't built by freemen.

I wonder if anyone ever asked them for permission before doing all of that

It's okay because they're white /s


The issue isn't the population. It's the fact that we don't build good infrastructure. We should have a good high speed rail line along the east coast at least. Instead, we subsidise Qantas, and the Melbourne-Sydney is the busiest air route in the world. Also, super expensive.


We're in a population Ponzi scheme, and only digging down further


You know something's up when even left leaning people are agreeing with the "Frick off, we're full!" people of ~10+ years ago

The ground has shifted but the political class haven't realised it yet. Labor, LNP, Greens - they're all for it. The last 4 years or so has radicalised me so much I'd vote for any party who will take a stance on this


It's surprising to see the tonal shift in /r/australia. It's not a dramatic thread, sadly.


/r/Australian Politics - Australia's population lifts to 272 million

Soft migration compared to what? Its obvious that so many of Australias problems are from rampant immigration

So, not from a decade of wage suppression?

Corporate malfeance?

Public service deterioration?

High level corruption?

Nah, it's all dem migratiants!!

Stand by and cheer on as Australia is destroyed if you must. I escaped Australia. Im sorry for the people who still have to live there. Goodluck buddy. Your going to need it as it will only get worse from here on.

You immigated because you dont like immigration. Curious.

Hard for you to understand but some people are retired.

What do you think the word immigrate means?

You escaped to Vietnam. I'll stick with Australia, any day of the week.

Can't it be from all the above?

No? People are linking things that are not related. What about getting mad at local councils for previously being so darn restrictive with their zoning for example? We're in this mess because of them after all.

Now you're just showing your bias. I agree with all your points but you're quite naive if you don't think importing 400k people isn't having any effect on house prices and rent for example.

No it is now for sure but what I'm sick of is people not blaming the root causes. Just so much easier to go after immigrants.

Having worked in different levels of government it's a lot easier to reduce migration levels than to redo zoning and build more housing. I'm sure I don't hold the same sentiment.

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Wage suppression is related to population growth. Women caused wage suppression when they joined the work force en mass in the last century. Now that working women are normal and we're below replacement rate, immigrants are literally the only reason our working population goes up.

Wage suppression is today caused by immigration. So yes, immigration is still the problem.

No. Wage suppression is structured in to maxmise profits. Profits suppress wages, except management, their wages keep going up and up and up.

What you just said means literal nothing. snip

And yet the upmarseys roll in soy boy

I stand corrected. It's the migratiants AND the womens! 🤦‍♀️


1.4 million migrants is 'soft' now? Good luck getting a house.

And yet house prices are currently falling and when we blocked migration house prices ballooned.

Great, the cheapest one is only $650k

I didn't say it was cheap. People just love to hate on immigrants when the far bigger issue is investors.

No, it is immigrants.

And this is why we're fricked.


Our betters have decided this is happening, what we want doesn't matter.

Don't they realize it'll bite them on the arse eventually too


/r/australian - ABS reports 446,000 new overseas migrants in 2023-24 financial year

Australia has no official language. At any moment we could fracture our english speaking nation and descend into prime multi-racial territory. But hey every one is equal and the same when you bring them in.

Do you think if we had a official language that couldn't happen? Having a official language doesn't mean people are forced to speak it's just what the law is wrote in


Pauline Hanson speed running the vindication arc


We might not have homes to live in, but we get a great tikka masala.

Can we? I worry about hygiene standards.

Ahh casual racism. Can't wait till you YT trash become the minority in this country

The proracist enters the chat..

Shut up pinkoid 🐷


Absurd numbers. We seriously need to hit the pause button for a while on this.

We need to hit the reverse button

That's a big part of the reason why Trump won the US election, when he pledged to deport illegal immigrants. We can do our part to deport temporary visitors who wouldn't leave and are resorting to claiming asylum as a last resort to drag out their stay as long as possible.

Hit the rewind button. Several times


/r/AusEcon - Latest ABS population data shows growth despite declining birthrate

/r/AusFinance - Latest ABS population data shows growth despite declining birthrate

Linking these two for economics nerds.


It's interesting seeing the lefty-leaning subs starting to move to the anti-mass-immigration camp. Only a few years ago one would get jumped in the comments for daring to suggest it.

!strayans

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Those "bah, bah, bahs" were a big mistake Chris. Here's the guitar solo at the end without all that bullshit and not mixed into the background as it was in that travesty of sound arrangement:

Produced by a Michael Omartin (no apostrophe). He also arranged the awful 'We are the World' and should be taken out back and shot.

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this is fricking theft and should be illegal. is trump doing anything about this?

this has haunted me more than anything I've ever read on here :marseydepressed:

!neolibs

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Prologue:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17226086205212712.webp

Before I can talk about Bungie's current bed-pooping I have to give you the context of yesteryear's bed pooping. During the thirdish quarter of 2023 the full weight of Bungie's massive screw up by releasing one of the dumbest, anti-climactic, and poorly written game expansions (even by destiny standards) had been realized. This gave Pete Parsons the CEO of Bungie, you're going to be seeing a lot of seethe surrounding this guy, the justification needed to start layoffs in the company.

https://bungie.fandom.com/wiki/Layoffs_2023

On Monday, October 30, Bungie laid off a sizable chunk of its staff in departments including community, QA, audio, and more. According to a report from IGN, Bungie CEO Pete Parsons cited Destiny 2's declining performance in 2023 as a cause. A report from Bloomberg noted that Bungie's upcoming projects were internally delayed as part of the move, with The Final Shape quietly moving to June 2024.

That underline section is going to be important later.

In an internal town hall meeting addressing a Monday round of layoffs that impacted multiple departments, Bungie CEO Pete Parsons allegedly told remaining employees that the company had kept "the right people" to continue work on Destiny 2.

This tone deaf remark caught Pete a lot of flak, as if he would give a shit, and he was criticized for not taking a paycut to prevent the layoffs. He instead chose to purchase 2.4 million worth of Antique cars and offer to show his female employees his collection. :gigachad4:

https://kotaku.com/bungie-pete-parsons-layoffs-classic-cars-sony-buyout-de-1851610196

Speaking to multiple current and recently laid off employees, IGN has confirmed reports that Bungie took responsibility for the layoffs, rather than laying them at the feet of parent company Sony. Parsons told employees that the layoffs were largely due to underperformance of Destiny 2 over the last year, as well as lower-than-expected preorders for upcoming expansion The Final Shape.

As it so happens Lightfall was actually Destiny 2's best performing expansion. The newest expansion The Final Shape failed to break the previous expansions poulation record on steam (although that could also be sttributed to the amount of server issues during the release of TFS. Despite this the expansion still technically "underperformed" because bungie had likely over-promised Destiny 2's performance after releasing expansions during the height of the pandemic when everyone was trapped inside playing videogames. :marseyvaxmaxx:

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Employees were also told that Destiny 2 player sentiment was at an all-time low. Sources tell IGN that this issue had been flagged to leadership repeatedly for months prior to the layoffs, with employees begging for necessary changes to win players back.

One former Bungie employee recalled that they were repeatedly assured following the 2022 Sony acquisition of Bungie that there would be no layoffs, and cited an item from a Sony quarterly report that claimed $1.2 billion of the $4 billion acquisition was going explicitly toward staff retention. Multiple employees confirmed that money was distributed to employees who were fully vested, with money split into multiple payments over time and varying based on discipline and seniority.

>t-there's not going to be any layoffs r-right Pete?

:death#talking:

>yeah yeah sure, could you pipe down I'm trying to order more ferraris.

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Of course since then there have as of now been 2 rounds of layoff. womp womp! :marseygiveup:

The first round of layoffs targeted those who had stock in the company cutting a lot of senior workers including the lady that designed the flipping Halo logo and Michael Salvatori the composer of pretty much the entirety of the music of the 10 year Destiny Saga ever since they canned Marty O'donnell. Around 100 workers got axed, some very high notoriety, and this isn't even including workers who got shifted into sony positions.

Today's Crisis

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1egpwx6/the_new_path_for_bungie/

As of writing this 3 days ago another hundred or so Bungie employees had found out they had just been uncerimoniously laid off in the same darn community update that any redditor can read for patch notes. This time the layoffs were centered around shuttering all projects that weren't Destiny or Marathon related. This means those projects that were delayed in the underline section before were all cancelled. This time around a lot of leadership roles had been hit as well. Mark Noseworthy and Luke Smith, two guys known for almost killing the game at least 3 times, and one of which had been with the company since before Reach, had been let go. These guys were responsible for side projects and bringing Destiny into other mediums such as T.V Shows. With them gone there's nothing left in the works besides Marathon.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1ehxulq/mark_nosesworth_and_luke_smith_are_said_to_have/

Bungie shrank from 1300 to 850

Sony's Bungie is shrinking from 1,300 people to 850:

  • 220 laid off
  • 155 moving to Sony
  • ~75 to a new studio

"We were overly ambitious, our financial safety margins were subsequently exceeded, and we began running in the red," says CEO Pete Parsons

https://x.com/jasonschreier/status/1818674500013097178

On top of the layoffs the annual plan for the release of Destiny content has been alterd, and the consensus is looking like future releases are not going to live up to the previous standards. In other words this 7 year old game might actually die this time, for real...maybe. Idk tbh. :marseygiveup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1ehuabx/liz_from_d2_leaks_posting_new_info_regarding/

This leaves Marathon, as the sole entity for Bungie to rest its future on. Bungie has to hope an extraction based looter shooter, a reputably anticasual gaming experience. As well as a hero shooter which have become comically despised by gaymers in the current day (see Concord) will be enough to save them from complete collapse.

This is all that exists of Marathon right now. If I'm not mistaken the studio behind these cgi trailers and cutscenes for Bungie got shutdown too. Little else is even known about this game.

Could be worse though. They could be DICE. :marseysmug2:

Tl;dr

*Bungie got bought by sony in 2022

*Bungie released a shit expansion, and had a round of layoffs in 2023

*Bungie released a good expansion, and had another round of layoffs in 2024

*Bungie's current cash cow Destiny 2 is being put out to pasture

*Bungie has no other projects in development right now besides Marathon

*The future of this studio lies in the fate of an extraction based hero shooter

*Pete Parons like cars

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I did it... I effortposted !jannies

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Jinxthinker laughs at a wrestler/wrestling podcaster's dead dog

the dejenerate podcast - bad things happen to bad people 9:53

  • This has been amusing Jinxthinker all day. Basically Jim Cornette's dog died (I assume this has something to do with wrestling because he's on /pw/). He got energy drinks and jelly beans from the shop, and the shop guy was new.

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  • 1:00 it's okay to be mean to Jim because he's just getting his just deserts. We look at /pw/ comments. Right right right.

  • 1:50 He responds "one less b-word but he's still got his wife who also probably has fleas & is more filthy than his dog, she's unkempt, fat & less hygienic"

  • 3:10 AI navis are back. Jinxthinker has been fiending for alien ladygarden because it's superior or just as good as emo women.

  • 3:50 The libertarian crew is messed up, right? Jinxthinker is a heroine addict for adult women.

  • 4:20 Jinxthinker is unsure what day it is. It might be friday or saturday.

  • 4:50 Jinxthinker "cuts a promo" on Jim

  • 5:10 There was a person that went undercover on a Columbian or Argentinan child s*x trafficking site

  • 5:40 what would happen if Jinxthinker started sieg heiling and swasticking

  • 6:00 Jinxthinker will stick to adults, thank you. If he took a screwdriver and fricked up his brain to become a libertarian, he'd be 2nd only to Hitler.

  • 6:40 No dogs, no children, no pokemon

  • 7:05 Jinxthinker the first time he saw an emo girl at school.

  • 7:40 According to science (a tv show) said that the peak age of women is either 23 or 27. Talks about Liv Morgan and other wrestlers.

  • 9:00 It's cheesecake city the way people are getting their just deserts. Jinxthinker ated burgers today with doritos crumbled up on top. Tomorrows dinner will be different or maybe Sunday's dinner will be.

!jinxthinkers you probably have fleas and are more filthy than your dog, you're unkempt, fat & less hygenic

I'm going to be real, probably a 2/10 jinxthinker vlog.

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LOCKED THREAD: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/696942783/marvel-rivals-characters-have-fully-modeled

ARCHIVE: https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/696942783

IS THIS A HECKIN KEYED MARVEL SUPERHERO CHINESE HERO SHOOTER OVERWATCH-LIKE FREE-TO-PLAY WITH SEXY VIDYA SLUTS THAT ARE PREPARED FOR 3D PORNOGRAPHY FROM XITTER?!?!?!?!?!

OH MY PUTIN (PBUH) CHINA HAS SAVED THE VVEST THE VVHITE RACE IS SAVED!!!

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Nuterald issa bvilt for 'BC

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:#speechbubble:

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>18 nu-4cuck anons fall for most obvious and simple bait imaginable

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340309748165915.webp

:#marseytruthnuke:

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Huh, wont you have a look at who the 4chuds are talking about!? :marseyclueless:

https://old.reddit.com/r/mendrawingwomen/comments/1h7qrgk/marvel_rivals/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734030974980983.webp

:#speechbubble:

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>leddi:marseytrain2:s are now using "coomer", le heckin alt-right christfascist dogwhistle from 4chan

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Simple, just tear her pants out, unless if she gets surgery then Psylocke was literally bvilt, manufactured, and judicially constructed to be a PAAG, you are not getting around it unless if you pull a Tumblr and make your own OC version of her for the modern audiences of your hugbox on reddit and bluesky :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340309776376793.webp

:!#speechbubble: :#speechbubble:

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leftoid ledditors :#handshake: evangelical puritans

There is something in here however, that I have to agree with RedditARYANS, and that is, the "culture" that has defined 4cuck since 2003 :marseypedo:, sorry 4cucks but being a libertarian is not being trad and keyed, you and :marseytrain2:s are two sides of the same degenerate neurodivergent coin.

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Reminder that this loli character was created by fricking Gerard Way (they/them) of My Chemical Romance :marseypikachu2: :marseymanysuchcases:, 2000s emo/pop punk musicians man lmao. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peni_Parker#Publication_history

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:!#speechbubble:

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Seething at shit nobody cares aobut is what we RedditARYANS have been doing since birth :chadsnoo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340309812603645.webp

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:#speechbubble:

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Because have you read a Marvel comic in current year (no lol)?, after megacorps started hiring Tumblr fujos they have infected Western writing with their Tumblrisms. :marseyserioushatfact:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340309819476612.webp

:#speechbubble:

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:#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17243789198665557.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17243789203143578.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17243789201990972.webp

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:#speechbubble:

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SCO:marseytrain2:S ARE NOT WHITE IN CURRENT YEAR :#marseyxd:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141730401233215.webp :#buckchecker:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340317279126713.webp !gacha is this true?

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When will Chinx legalize porn outright?, if you get a full-blown Chinese porn industry and fully uncensored hentai scene, then this is the moment that will have officially dominated the world. :marseyserioushatfact:

!g*mers !coomers !2dgooners !superheroes !comicshitters @Christmas_waifus_shill PEEPEESCUSS

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  • DickButtKiss : You're idiots. LED = point source light. Terrible for eyes - trans lives matter
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Senator Mike Lee: Using far less efficient, fragile, dusty butt light bulbs will own the libs :marseydab:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530416cM76UnbuclunCA.webp

Republicans doing everything in their power to validate the r-slur accusations

The caliber of people defending this

  • Think the poor can't afford a pack of light bulbs and would prefer those with 1/25th the usable life

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530680cbGpvNILGxhN3g.webp

  • Muh aesthetics... ignoring all the options you have with LEDs + "I'm sure someone will figure out these are actually bad... because I'm just sure they are"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530680sUu2LubNMDuoDw.webp

  • Migranecels (read: munchie)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530681WvzEBvNcFfwmow.webp

  • Dinesh trying to insight

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530681RsjzF0L4kxlhQg.webp

  • I use some lights less, so they should be shittier because???

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735530681QXCpCoNlCN4F2w.webp

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SOCKS POSTING!

Socks is such a good big sister :marseyheart: :marseyfluffy: :marseyhearts: as a former feral herself, this cannot be easy

!animalposters !cats

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Posting my mom to rDrama.net #feet

!coons

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