Nashville isn't really Appalachia, but I got turned onto their sub from the Knoxville sub from the Asheville sub somebody posted when they got hurricaned. And I hate servers.

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!jannies

I was just looking through the stats on my wall and YOU ARE MY NEW NEMESIS @FearOfBees.

I have no idea why I've downkongd you THREE times, but I must have had my reasons.

You probably like to talk smack about European comics or horror movies, or something. I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT!

Noti on for CA🔔

— 🇳🇪 (@Niger) January 22, 2025

Literal rug waiting to happen. Will share any screenshots of losses if I remember to.

- 14 votes

- 7 votes

!poll_voters

A US mayor's daughter who is also the wife of the town's police chief was found guilty on Wednesday of soliciting s*x from a 15-year-old student she taught.Hanpeepee, a former substitute teacher in Wellston, began talking to the then-15-year-old boy on October 6, 2022, after the student put his number into her phone on the preface of needing help with an assignment.

Hanpeepee sent a friend request to the minor later that night and the two began a conversation for several weeks.The messages soon turned lewd when the teen, who remains unidentified, sent a shirtless pic to Hanpeepee over the social media app.

"Are we sending half-naked pictures now?" Hanpeepee responded.

The teen replied: "I don't know, are we?"

"Are you trying to get me to lose my job?" Hanpeepee allegedly said.

The student alleged that he and Hanpeepee, on two occasions, met in the classroom the then-26-year-old was subbing in and make out inside a closet during the teen's lunch, claiming the teacher groped him at least once.

Rumours began to spread about the illegal relationship after the teen reportedly told one of his friends, who went to confront Hanpeepee.

During the trial, Hanpeepee's husband, Alfred Hanpeepee, testified in support of his wife, saying he believed she didn't do anything wrong.

Story or retarted teacher that got groomed by 15 year old kid and her cuck husband.

@pizzashill you're welcome

Does that mean he'll have time to post with us !dramatards again?

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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 11, 2025

6.4k views is an insane pull on my home feed, nobody else knows about this video except my drramafrens

ATTENTION CONSERVWTIVE NAZI SKKKUM, HOW DO YOY FEEL ABOUT LE HEKKIN BACK THE BLUE NOW HUh

The baby is unnaturally orange!

Happy Inauguration Day, !r-slurs! Enjoy (or don't) my terrible Trump impression butchering "Defying Gravity."

This post combines a couple of my favorite things: musical theater and the January 6th insurrection. Queer theatre kids and Trump supporters share a certain affinity for flamboyant "bad guy" characters. After all, when you feel marginalized, it can be fun to own it and be the villain. There's a sense of empowerment in just letting go, and the thearte is a place of heightened emotion where we can all run wild. Maybe one day, therate kids and Trump supporters can make peace. But probably not.

PENCE

Oh, Mr. President

Why do you always have to undermine our democratic norms?

I hope you're happy

I hope you're happy now

I hope you're happy how

You led an insurrection

To stop a fair election

TRUMP

I hope you're happy

I hope you're happy too

I hope you're proud how you would

Choke at the last hour

And sign away our power

So though I can't imagine how

I hope you're happy right now

It's so sad to see what's happening in our country.

It's a disgrace, frankly. And lot of people are telling me

Something has changed within me

Something is not the same

I'm through with democratic norms,

That's someone else's game

Too late for moderation

Too late to respect my veep

It's time to trust my instincts, grab my phone

And tweet

I'll try defying our democracy

I think I'll try to fight democracy

And you can't vote me out

PENCE

Can't I make you understand?

You're having delusions of grandeur

TRUMP

I'm through accepting ballots

That traveled through the mail

Some steals I cannot stop

But if I never try, I know I'll fail

Too long I've been afraid of

Deploying soldiers in the street

But what's the point of power

If you just accept defeat?

I'm gonna fight to end democracy

Until it dies, defy democracy

And you can't vote me out

NEWSCASTER

This is NPR News.

President Donald Trump is attempting a fascist coup against the United States of America.

It's worse than G*mergate.

TRUMP

So if you care to find me

look to the Russian sky

As someone told me lately

Even straight white men need DEI

They called it insurrection

But still I'm walking free

And to those that doubt me

Take a message back from me

Tell them how I defy democracy

Tell them to say goodbye democracy

And then I'll make myself a crown

And nothing in the whole US

Not ballots, bullets, or Jack Smith

Is ever gonna take me down

PENCE

I hope you're happy

THE RADICAL LEFT

Look at him!

He's fascist!

Get him!

TRUMP

Take me down

THE RADICAL LEFT

No one platforms fascists!

So we've got to take him--

TRUMP

[weird moaning noises]

THE RADICAL LEFT

Down!

I'm sorry

Yesterday, a probably-gay reader DM'd me, asking about this "Being Gay is a Choice" bigotry I keep spouting on the blog.

I assume the blog is bait, but that doesn't make it wrong

Bonus