Truly BTFOd by Linus

In other news, Asahi Lina coincidentally quietly drops out of the maintainers team of Asahi Linux

!ranchers

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1ita2zl/angry_bride_struggles_through_vows_as_guest_lets/

!thotpatrol !babykillers

https://old.reddit.com/comments/1ir9yvc

Enter BetYes, a Canadian Citizen will successfully kill at least one USAmerican before March 3rd, 2025 and a credible source will report that the killer was politically motivated by Trump's actions towards Canada (tariffs, annexation threats, etc.) - 31 bets

Enter Betnothing ever happens - 171 bets

As with similar bets, I will provide a five hundred (500) dramapeso bounty to the first to send me an article describing an example of the above. If no such article is sent, then on March 3, I will spend five (5) minutes on google news trying to find such an article. If I do not find it at the end of that time, then chudjak wins the bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

!remindme March 3rd "resolve canada"

closed

So by June either the Supreme Court grows a spine and overrides Trump or surrenders it's authority.

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As someone who knows Trump supporters and voters they likely didn't expect him to become this extreme. But considering how weak of a candidate Kamala was I'm not really surprised people over looks all his issues and voted for him anyway.Darn yall really thought I agreed with this mindset, I guess I do have to put /s for everything (16)

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My line is if his kids start getting millions from Russia, China, and Ukraine. (27)

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The American people are incredibly tolerant. But touch their egg or gas prices, then you're fired. Trump will lose all support if he tries to implement his tariff regime. (5)

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Okay I'll bite. To many people trump is an outsider. He is not a part of the political machine that has done absolutely nothing for everyday people. When he first ran, of course all the dirt was brought to the surface. He was literally road blocked at every stop. He couldn't get anything done because of all the dems and republicans trying to make him look bad instead of trying to work with him. You had career politicians calling him out for things he did or said. People looked at that like it was a deflection to make him look bad, which it did. But in reality there are so many skeezy things many of them (career politicians) have done as well. Bill was banging an intern in the oval office. Bush sent us into a war that was a complete disaster over fake intel. The Clintons are sketchy af. You had Biden embarrassing us by the disaster in Afghanistan. Hunter Biden and the lab top. Riots in the streets during Obama, who was a black president over racial issues/tension. Pelosi and her insi... (1)

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I'm neither pro Trump or anti Trump just to clarify before my question. I personally don't give a shit who the president is or isn't. I am curious though, why tf is everyone so stuck on dumb shit with Trump? The riots, sure I get it, but those were full grown butt adults choosing to riot. The hush money to the pornstar, again who gives a shit. That chick literally sells her body to the highest bidder that wants to film it. Her priorities and self worth are near zero already.Women get so stuck on how Trump is with women. I 100% agree it is terrible and no woman should be treated like that ever. But on the flip side, how he treats them is exactly how every other businessman at his level treats women, yet Trump is the entire problem? What about every other man in a position of power doing way worse?Every jackass across America rides Trumps butt like it's going out of style. Focusing on the stupidest shit when their hometown is filled with homelessness, crime rates going up, a whole ... (1)

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my question is how much does the left have to lie and fear monger u until u finally realize u guys have been deceived this whole time lol like yall are trained to say "jan 6th bad" when trump asked for peaceful protest and also requested security from the dems several times, and were denied the security from the dems like nancy pelosi. but everything is still somehow trumps fault. but all the BLM riots that destroyed hundreds of businesses and killed many are okay at the same time? like it's just baffling to me how everything is blamed as "trump bad" and yall just run with it. doesn't matter what happens. biden ruins the economy and somehow it's trumps fault. before the election prices were apparently fine, after the election it's trumps fault prices are terrible. DOGE exposes money laundering USAID was doing and funding terrorist organizations and somehow trump bad. biden mandated vaccines and thousands fired from jobs if they denied them, and closed a pipeline also ending thousand... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/No_Passion_9819

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Bongs suck and should all die

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1iqqo6p/bbc_risks_becoming_hamas_propaganda_mouthpiece/

Dave Chappelle is a cuk

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1iqruqw/dave_chappelle_tells_san_francisco_audience_that/

Hamas fans cope that they suck and are about to die. Yes I'm reusing jokes. Deal with it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1iqekv2/what_could_egypts_alternative_to_trumps_gaza_plan/

The Irish love hamas because the Irish are god's cruelest joke.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1iqd3cu/simon_covneys_latest_statement_on_the_conflict_in/

Comments are fun. The usual 'muh NHS', and a bit of cope, though I agree that Reform needs a looot more votes. Their base is spread out - Lib Demons got 71 seats to their 5 despite 600k fewer votes.

!chuds

These Zoomer girls who make a big performative deal out of having IBS disgust me. It's very unladylike for women to speak of pooping themselves. If we want to hear crass talk we can turn to the male population for that.

Edit: FYI it says it's not available but it's wrong... I don't know why it says that but just click on the post and it'll take you there.

How this page is still up I'll never know... Racism, people calling trans people moids, calling out the Jews... Pretty wild as far as these pages that pop up in my feed lol.

Head moderator starts to get in on the fun lol

1. "If you say it's racist you mean it's true" "or because it's actually RACIST" "did you type that with your phone on speakerphone"

2. "you're a typical racist American, never step foot outside again or else" "threats of violence from a man in a dress lol" "Nazi scum!" "JEWNOSE"

Some friendly fire ensues as thinks Superhater is black or something do to his troll post below

3. "I'm gonna go get drunk and frick my cousins because that's white people do, I guess" "Lmao! Is that all you people have? Same clap back always"

4. "I was guilty of this in my teens. I know better now" "based self-improvement king"

5. "this is just racist and not even the funny Niqqa ones..." "don't confuse racism with pattern recognition"

6. "I was on a bus and a black lady got naked right in front of me... pretty disgusting." "like, totally naked?" begins to tell a tale

7. posts Kween saying Das Rite meme "whites make up to 90& of s*x crimes!"

8. "good ol' Boomerbook racism... at least try and be funny" click, click

Head moderator starts arguing with a kween and starts going on about Jews owing slave ships lol

9. "racist and not true" "the loudest thing on the plaent is black women"

There's a sub entirely dedicated to that book btw

https://old.reddit.com/r/InfiniteJest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/InfiniteJest/comments/1iqjz8e/the_best_way_to_read_infinite_jestbut_only_if/

!bookworms !poll_voters how do you classify Infinity Jest?

Masterpiece - 17 votes

- 22 votes

- 15 votes

reddit thread

Definitely worth doing if you are intending to have any s*x unprotected these days. It's not just a gay thing either.

Yes it is btw, the idea that you can get HIV from straight s*x was effectively made up by Fauci

I'M NOTICING!

That first chart is quite interesting. I wonder if the spike 2023 is somehow Covid pandemic related?

yeah I bet it's related to that flu that was going round nothing else

There's an actual chance to end transmissions of HIV in our lifetimes in the U.K.

Oh, now they're saying it. When I give my solution to eradicate disease from this country I get called a genocidal maniac

CHUD INCURSION

In 2023, 61% of people newly diagnosed with HIV in England were born outside the UK

Does that mean that our immigrants have better luck with the ladies/boys?

does r*pe count as better luck?

ITT: reactionaries love finding any reason to hate on immigrants

Because they're right .

They're right to hate immigrants?

yes babe

keir mate it's fricking positive

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjev24184vjo

The mods removed the post, but I have the body text saved and the comments are still up.

It all started when we both got fired from our jobs and I opened up a bookstore with my bestie (22F). My boyfriend would drive me to and from work because I was having car troubles. This story starts last week when he kept going to the city which we live two hours away from. This was really weird because he never goes to the city without me because he knows I enjoy going. It also was a red flag to me because he had been talking about this other girl (21F) that he had went to high school with. Later before he picked me up from work (which he was late for) he texted me and said he was with his uncle and his grandpa but he didn't mention that he had went to the city. I know he was there because we have each others location.

The next day I was going through his phone (he is fine with me doing that because he knows I have trust issues) and I found that he had went with his uncle but I also found that they were talking bad about me saying that I was breaking his car by relying on him to take me to work and pick me up even though he is currently unemployed and I'm the only one bringing any income in. I also checked his Facebook and saw that he was looking other girls up and they were all dressed "sexy". I didn't bring any of this up to him because I didn't want to start a fight over something that I thought wasn't too important even though it hurt my feelings.

Two days later I had a gut feeling and I looked through his phone again and I was looking through his google search history and found the worst possible thing imaginable… snuff porn. Tons of it. So then I told my bestie and she said "LEAVE HIM NOW, BRING THE CATS AND MOVE IN WITH ME." I was in the bedroom crying and he heard me so he came in and I started yelling at him. A lot. He told me he has been watching since he was 13 years old. He also told me he didn't watch it to see the women but the murder and that it has always been a dark fantasy of his but that's all.

After we stopped arguing I went through his phone again and found regular porn therefore proving that he was interested in seeing some women. I also looked at his google and found a Reddit post of talking about someone being unattracted to his girlfriend. Which was a couple days after he was watching the regular porn. I went over to my besties house for the night just to give us some space and the next day we talked about it some more. He agreed to go to therapy for it and that's when I mentioned the other porn and the Reddit post to him.

He said the reason why he looked up the Reddit post was because I was SA'd before we even knew each other and he thought he was taking advantage of me. My bestie is worried and I will admit it is very scary to think about and I do feel betrayed. But on the other hand I do want to help him. Please give me advice.

Chicago LandStacy Suzie Wilson owns 800 vacant lots in Chicago, and the city has fined her $15M for trash that other people have dumped on the properties.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/22/hundreds-of-south-and-west-side-properties-for-sale-amid-legal-fight-against-citys-worst-landowner/

Vacant land is cheap (one property in question cost $3k) and has low property taxes. A real estate company in cahoots with a friendly assessor could buy up vacant land for cheap, have it appraised at its max value, and use that as collateral against more profitable investments. (There's no evidence Wilson did this, just a reason why you might buy 800 empty lots). You might also just flip them later for more.

It's a common scam in Chicago to get someone to pay you to haul off some trash, then drive around the corner and dump it on the ground. Tires are even better for this because you can claim a "hazmat disposal fee" of $25/tire and then just push it off your truck somewhere.

But the city requires you to maintain all properties you own, and will fine you for "harboring rats" which means basically having a pile of anything on your property.

Now, as far as I can tell, there are no actual tenants who have been wronged, just angry neighbors, but you know how Reddit hates Persons of Land. Redditors and other rentoids are calling for jail or worse.

THE PUNCHLINE: She formed a company in North Dakota to manage the properties called FCOC (Frick the City of Chicago).

Comments from Block Club's instagram post:

https://instagram.com/reel/DFVsjF_P1_A/

"How is one person able to own 812 properties in just a few neighborhoods in the city, that's insane"

Yeah the government should tell you how much of any one thing you should own.

"You know what would be great for all these lots. Not just to put buildings on them but to make small Parks."

The rent is too high! Also, limit the supply of housing.

https://instagram.com/p/DFImltvubhk/

"These type of families have been a burden on Black families for a long time."

Black families want vacant lots?

"PRISON. She & her sister should be in prison for doing what they've done to these areas. And it is NO surprise that they chose these locations to let their properties go to heck. It shld be illegal to own this many possibly residential properties, particularly so concentratedly."

Prison for not picking up old tires someone else dumped on your land.

"I hope these properties go to people who can take care of them and rebuild communities."

Nope they are being sold to corporate landlords only, for development.

"the way this sale is structured individual buyers will not be allowed to purchase/bid on properties. Only corporate/foreign investors can surmount the requirements."

"White privilege and Chicago lack of accountability"

No way to talk about a PoL

"Suburbanites buy these properties to devalue black communities by driving property values down while property taxes go up. Gentrification."

Yeah, she bought those empty lots and racked up those fines to OWN Black communities.

"lynching lanlords all 25"

Democrats do love a lynching

"How did they get to own 800 in a city they don't live in? amerikkka the criminal enterprise country allows it is how."

I mean, she lives in the west suburbs. The kkk was in the original post, not an rdrama substitution.

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1cdzijf/suzie_b_wilson_king_of_rats/

"At what point does this become criminal instead of civil?" "

"415 ILCS 5/21, prohibits the open dumping of waste. Section 55(a) of the Act, 415 ILCS 5/55 (a), prohibits open dumping of used or waste tires.

It is criminal. There is a statute on the books making it crime, so it's a criminal offense."

Well, yeah, if you're the one that dumped the trash.

"She should be in jail. Don't pay your tickets, go to jail. "

ABOLISH PRISONS! ALSO JAIL PEOPLE FOR LITTERING!

"Hope she gets cancer."

!kino !r-slurs !khive

Feeling a little melancholic today, I yearn to return to pappa Loomis, might start the "Bridgeman marathon" this weekend.

Drew these yesterday

2023: Shoots and kills dad in Oklahoma. Claims self defense. Gets charged with murder but eventually the charges get dropped because the DA said they couldn't disprove his self defense claims.

2024: Stabs mother in the neck to death. Again claims self defense. Had previously been arrested for domestic battery against her after she took his video games away. Warned cops while in custody that he had no self control and would kill her. Before his self defense claims he'd said in his 911 call that it was an accident and his mom had fallen on the knife. Witnesses reported seeing him dragging his mom by the hair into the house and his mom repeatedly screaming "let me go."

He got away with murder twice. This kid is the luckiest motherlover in the world.

So who is he most likely to kill next?

His grandma took him in so her.

!foidmoment !moidmoment !burgers !zoomers why is the Burger justice system so terminally neurodivergent?

I think the Arch is cursed