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Jinxthinker dreams of Heaven and Wingstop after staring down a ferocious dog at the shop. Plus physical conditioning considerations & what women want

the dejenerate podcast - mrs peter file 14:20

  • Jinxthinker found an article about a libertarian mom, let's read this shit neighbor. 24 looks fricked up, obese. Yorkshire Live gets 100 bits for being brave enough to call her a pervert.

  • 1:40 This and her fricked up eczema skin is proof that some women are broken. Unlike Jinxthinker who has clear skin, big muscles, and can hoop the frick out. Jinxthinker talks about how he could have been an NBA player

  • 2:15 we read another story about libertarians. Muslim detected.

  • 3:00 Real talk, jinxthinker saw a dog earlier when he went to the shop. Got some Monsters and gummies. The dog was a ferocious beast and it barked at me, but Jinxthinker don't scare. :marseyhank:

  • 3:51 Evidence that the Muslim is a Nazi- he targeted at 10 year old. Can't decided if libertarianism is normalized or if people are getting arrested for it

  • 4:30 Talks about his peepee

  • 5:00 We look at retro-style perfect female AI women. Talks about which tattoos are good ones.

  • 5:50 We have a sexual type conversation. How would you try to get into Jinxthinker's pants. Talks about writing Billie Eilish fanfiction. He's into strong women like an oxen(?). Lithuania sucks.

  • 6:45 Jinxthinker is DTF. It would be cool to have a shotgun. You can put a gun to his head as you are fricking jinxthinker :marseysquint: Punches himself in the chest to demostrate his toughness. :marseybuff:

  • 7:55 Continues punching himself and talking about how he's all conditioning. He's a pure warrior. Sidenote about how Greek philosophy is bullshit and the Jews saved Europe from Pythagoras, Euclid, and Cocratese (Socrates). :marsey300:

  • 9:10 I would go on a date with her- points at screen. They could go to wingstop and get boneless wings.

  • 9:40 Jinxthinker would like to go to heaven eventually. Heaven is cool shit where you do Molly with angels and fire SMGs into the air. That would be cool. He gets distracted by thinking about wingstop. :marseysaint2:

  • 10:40 Talks about his wank.

  • 10:55 Continues to talk about his date. Jinxthinker is very much considered desirable by high IQ women who haven't been de-dignitized by the libertarian men.

  • 11:40 Imagine if you were falling off a building and got impaled by a BBC. That's pretty much what's happening now.

  • 12:10 He was going to have a bath, but didn't.

  • 12:25 He had to insert his card in the shop old style.

  • 12:44 If you think bad things, they are more likely to happen. Tomorrow is egg mayonnaise day with mustard, black pepper, salt.

  • 13:20 Today's dinner was... toast with.... marmalade

  • 13:35 This is why he needs to audition wifes (presumably to be eating better). Zooms in on AI eyes.

!jinxthinkers have you auditioned any potential wives lately?

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Chesneighbors… dare i say it???
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The rate of obesity in particular rose steeply, doubling in adults between 1990 and 2021 to more than 40 percent β€” and nearly tripling, to 29 percent, among girls and women aged 15 to 24.

https://media.tenor.com/tcrKUpIJq9kAAAAx/crying-the-office.webp

I am so happy for our girls

"Obesity comes from genetic, physiological and environmental interactions," she said. "It's not the fault of any one individual who has the disease."

I agree father mother skinny daughter fat, genetic not her fault

Completely unsurprised. Have been watching this happen for about the last 20 years. Watching school kids get more and more overweight, compared to my high school days in the 80's, where there were only 2-3 what would be called "obese" kids in my class of 300. And they weren't even THAT big.

Go to a flea market in the U.S now on a weekend. That is a real eye-opener, to the current mass obesity phenomenon ..

We are headed for the space ships of Wall-E ...

I spend 3 years in high school with 12 foid classmates and 2 were overweight rest obese to super obese. I respected them a lot

https://media.tenor.com/xautHv11lQUAAAAx/ethan-dolan-maybe-not.webp

I remember once's when they started talking about guys and what they like I was like this

https://media.tenor.com/NLp57LxPlJMAAAAx/omg-gif.webp

Because I thought they were delusional to think they don't deserve what they want obviously, they first and all were for me genderless persons.

So they coped by calling me gay because I never hit on any of them

https://media.tenor.com/gI9R-RqD3toAAAAx/i-really-don%27t-care-klavier-gif-klavier-gif.webp

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Let's read Daily Mail commenter opinions on Dry January

The article:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338132DawuRhAuP7bJPQ.webp

The comments are full of alcoholic boomers in denial, furiously :marseycope:ing and :marseyseethe:ing:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338132kDQzmkXpvh7_JQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133FyoW-lAeWmG4LQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17383381337mDBQtVZ7idjGw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133koZGdSFbVzcqCQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133_D3To7r5QXFOCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133FwO_qyQV76r4HA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133uQkTVwjVDYqPfA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133qknDLboHKm0n3Q.webp

A lot of these guys seem like they have quite serious alcohol addictions.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133-hMDdWq7GcbwEQ.webp

This is the classic Daily Mail alcohol "gotcha" - completely ignoring that if you're an alcoholic then you'll die 20 years earlier and in severe pain after decades of poor health.

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yeah me too

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Worst luck in the universe

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"Gun" manufacturer spergs out about Gun Jesus

Shot Show, a big firearm manufacturer convention, was this last week in Las Vegas. Some small manufacturing and machine shop by the name of BSD Fabrication & Works showed up promoting that they would be building copies of Russian VSS firearms, which would be a cool item to own.

Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons interviewed them and posted a video yesterday about his conversation with them, in which he expresses skepticism about their ability to do so (for example, Ian finds their comment about how "easy" it is to stamp metal concerning) but genuinely does hope for the best.

He also makes a comment about this in a private Facebook group, informing people that he does not recommend giving them deposits beforehand.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009534Jt3kuvyvaXFd_A.webp

In any case, the owner of the shop starts sperging out on his personal Facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BNtQxTwmp/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380095346Qkp9fAGo_YrLQ.webp

Most comments are from people supporting him as he continues whining as much as he can.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380095347s01r6MvBjNA3A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009535lKqNeS1pokLAxQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009535B4RqFFxIcsAs9g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009535iH6We5oqFwNVJQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009535YG1UikIJ3MmR9g.webp

Although there are instances of people pointing out that these are mild concerns and criticisms.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009534jhruBh3xADtkOg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738009535Nk7WYlGZlTCf6Q.webp

There's about 70 comments in the facebook post.

Redditors in the /r/nfa sub (dealing with laws and regs created from the National Firearms Act) also learn about this:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/1iafjns/has_anybody_seen_ians_video_on_the_bsd_vss/

BSD is a clown and a C tier machinist. Charged an arm and two legs for simple machine work in the old days of the form 1 community.

For the curious about his history. This guy even used to bead blast his parts to hide chatter on threads

ETA: the HUBRIS of BSD with the stamping question. Lol. Lmao, even.

If memory serves, he got banned from /r/NFA because he was constantly hawking his services.

Link referencing his history is further down.

The guy is a meth head and an absolutely terrible machinist. :marseyseizure:

The history referenced in that first comment is this link here (bunch of pictures in this post):

https://old.reddit.com/r/NFA/comments/16j4e0b/heads_up_about_bsd_fabrication_works_llc/

Ah the first picture explains his pricing. When I heard what he was charging for those Surefire conversions, I thought he was smoking crack. Turns out it's actually meth.

:marseyxd:

Anyways yea this r-slurred meth addict reeeing about a mild critique is definitely going to re-engineer a niche firearm and sell it to the masses.

!firearms

Kind of like his Christian album only, you know, a Nazi album. Instead of Chik Fil A you've got "My girl like Auschwitz, she open 7 days a week".

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USAID sponsored this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738850844a4uWIDE7tSJpqw.webp

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

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https://old.reddit.com/r/xxfitness/comments/1iciz0r/comment/m9r2mgb/?context=8

https://media.tenor.com/8bK2-1IneZMAAAAx/venture-bros-evil-laugh.webp

epilogue: lol a few top level comments seething that I don't even post there and am not a woman got deleted and banned and someone in the jannie response got banned too

All the karma I lost on the nms sub earlier trying to explain that Elon is a neurodivergent African American immigrant has been recouped too and I am safe from a shadowbanning

:toadhype:

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Everyone's favorite rightoid Jared Taylor is sneeding about blacks in the superbowl

Basically this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739148190FtNPxPlymUsKwQ.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738349770zvSX1vuHMYQqqQ.webp (link)

Astronomers have been left red-faced after announcing the discovery of a new near-Earth asteroid β€” only to realize that the supposed space rock was the remains of Elon Musk's cherry-red Tesla Roadster and its spacesuit-clad driver "Starman."

The misidentified object, which was launched into space on board a SpaceX rocket in 2018, highlights a growing problem in astronomy that could lead to costly errors, researchers say.

On Jan. 2, the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center (MPC) added a new object, dubbed 2018 CN41, to its list of near-Earth asteroids. The supposed space rock was identified by an unnamed amateur astronomer in Turkey using years of publicly available data, Astronomy.com reported. However, just 17 hours later, the MPC released an editorial notice retracting the discovery after the citizen scientist realized they had made a mistake.

The Tesla Roadster, which was previously used by Elon Musk, was launched into space on Feb. 6, 2018, as the test payload for the maiden launch of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket. The publicity stunt garnered widespread attention at the time, partly due to Starman β€” a mannequin in the car's driving seat that was wearing a likely defective spacesuit and "listening" to David Bowie's album "Space Oddity" on loop.

The car and its driver headed toward Mars after escaping Earth's gravity and were supposed to enter a stable orbit around the Red Planet, which raised alarms at the time that it could become a potential Martian "biothreat" if it accidentally crash-landed there. However, the pair overshot their target and instead entered a stable orbit around the sun. Now, it circles the sun and occasionally zooms past Mars.

The Tesla has now completed roughly 4.5 trips around the sun, traveling at roughly 45,000 mph (72,000 km/h), according to whereisroadster.com. This means that the car has now exceeded its initial 36,000-mile warranty around 100,00 times.

However, the car is probably unrecognizable now after being exposed to years of intense radiation from the sun and bombarded by tiny fragments of space rocks, which have likely stripped the outer layers of the car and shredded Starman.

This is not the first time that human-made objects have been mistaken for near-Earth asteroids. The MPC has temporarily listed a number of spacecraft as space rocks over the last two decades β€” including the European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft, NASA's Lucy probe, the joint European-Japanese BepiColombo mission and others β€” as well as rocket boosters and other debris, according to Astronomy.com.

This type of confusion will also likely increase as more human-made objects are launched into space.

These misidentifications could lead to more false alarms for near-Earth asteroids, which could in turn result in costly errors, Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard and Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, told Astronomy.com. "Worst case [scenario], you spend a billion [dollars] launching a space probe to study an asteroid and only realize it's not an asteroid when you get there," he said.

While space agencies and private companies are required to accurately track their products in orbit around Earth, there is currently no legislation that forces them to do the same for spacecraft and debris that escape Earth's gravity, like the Tesla Roadster.

However, "such transparency is essential for promoting space situational awareness, reducing interference between missions, [and] avoiding interference with observations of natural objects," members of the American Astronomical Society warned in a 2024 statement.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738349770BGlMcumV0JgXmw.webp

Wish i could post this on the sub but im banned from Reddit :(( https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738880376aqwwWSuwWhyBPw.webp

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Truth or dare?

Your turn

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Not a drug-induced hallucinated fetish

					
					

Tonight, I'm wearing bigass fake titties and smoking a bowI in my car. I like to feel sexy but where does this end?

It started as leggings that I bought, to indulge in a completely seperate fetish from crossdressing.

:#coomer:

It's not meth-induced :surejan: and I've have had it since like age 6. 21 years later and I finally can explore that part of me a bit. So I get hyped that I get to explore that fetish finally, yet here I am dressing up as a woman to "look sexy," wh??

Will this hit a ceiling before I'm fully trans?

:#marseytransplushie3: (this is fully trans)

I'm pretty secure as a male & I don't act feminine ever (except now with the having titties and struggling not to play with them)

:#marseymath:

Thanks for any insight or experiences

:#marseykys2: :#marseyropeyourself: :#marseykys2:

P.S. If you wanna see my tits...well ngl I wanna show you them hahaha, and I won't be able to judge them accurately so I need your opinions. Together we can perpetuate the cycle of goon and stop humanity from freeing itself

:!turtoisevomit: :!vomit: :!#marseypuke: :vomit: :turtoisevomit:


!chuds !transphobes please let these people in the bathroom with your children

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EFFORTPOST A Summary of Switch 2 Leaks and Rumors :marseysoyswitch:

With talk of the Switch successor being revealed this week I thought it'd be worth doing a review of all the major leaks and rumors that have appeared surrounding it. There's a comical amount of stuff to go over for a system that hasn't even been formally announced yet. Originally, I'd meant to do this at the end of last year but waiting might have paid off since it might only be a few days away from being unveiled to the world at long last. In fact, just today some new developments have happened that is even more smoke for a reveal being imminent. I'm not the most plugged into this topic or the technical aspects surrounding it so there may be some mistakes made but whatever. The broad strokes paint a pretty interesting picture.

The T239 Leak

Starting at the very beginning of the proper speculation for a Switch successor is the leak of the T239 chip which was acquired as collateral from Nvidia getting hacked. The T239 is a SoC that looks very much like it is designed to support a dedicated video gaming system and because of their existing partnership with the Switch people conclude that this is likely a new Nintendo console. Digital Foundry made this article covering details about the chip as well as some experimenting to try and approximate the power of the system as well as test it against some big gen eight games. I won't go too into the analysis as it's highly controversial amongst the spergs who argue with each other about Switch 2 leaks. The main takeaways are:

  • a custom built SoC made special for Nintendo; no more off the shelf Tegra X1

  • Ampere architecture

  • 8x ARM A78C CPU (this wasn't in the original leak but was determined some time later)

  • 1536 CUDA cores

  • 128-bit/LPDDR5 memory interface

  • DLSS capable with tensor cores

  • ray tracing cores as well

  • maximum memory bandwidth of 102GB/s

  • a dedicated file decompression block

  • reportedly demo'd a build of Breath of the Wild with zero loading times and maybe also at 4K60FPS (the latter point is not as widely corroborated amongst journoids)

Overall, it's already looking like a substantial step-up from the og Switch in terms of performance and capability. As there really wasn't a generational leap between the Wii U and Switch this is an exciting prospect for Nintendo fans. It's also reason for optimism with regard to third party support as the test yielded decent performance for Death Stranding that is about equivalent to the PS4. At this point, however, there are still quite a few big question marks hanging over the system like RAM amount, the internal storage, the clock speeds, the process node it was fabbed on, the screen, the list goes on.

The Shipment Manifest Leaks

For a long while the T239 specs were all that there was to pore over for Switch 2 information. There were paltry nuggets found through datamining firmware and OS updates for the Switch that hinted at some form of compatibility with the successor but still nothing especially interesting. That is until the :!marseytrain:s and other assorted ResetEra rejects of Famiboards realized that they can look up customs data regarding international shipping through a number of different websites. I guess this is how people dig for info about upcoming smartphone models yet for whatever reason no one had thought to do the same for vidya consoles until now. Anyway, they set to work filtering results for data pertaining to Nintendo, Nvidia, and Nintendo's manufacturing partners in Vietnam and what do you know, they find some pretty interesting stuff. It looks like prototype models for a device with an identifying code that doesn't match any currently known Nintendo product.

Dimensions

These being shipping manifests some pretty comprehensive details about the physical dimensions of the system are discovered quickly.

Size of the Switch successor itself:

  • 206mm x 115mm x 14mm (the original Switch is at 173mm x 102mm x 13.9mm)

The Joycons and dock are also a bit larger than their Switch 1 counterparts but I'm having trouble finding the exact measurements for them.

Peripherals

A built-in mic is discovered as well as details about magnets in the manifest that lead people to think that the new Joycons will attach magnetically to the Switch instead of via rails.

A giant fricking fan

Easily the most lolwtf find from the whole system.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301aLH7NZQyQg-edw.webp

Presumably this is going to go in the new dock for the system which raises... interesting possibilities for how hard they intend to push this thing in docked mode.

New Shipment Discoveries

Later on, after the investor's meeting where Nintendo first acknowledged the existence of a successor to the Nintendo Switch in May 2024 they would discover a new shipment with a few more details about the system.

RAM

Two 6 GB LPDDR5X chips are found in the data. This was a significant find for two reasons: it put to rest long held anxieties about 8 GB and hopes for 16 GB and it also puts the Switch 2 ahead of the Xbox Series S by 2 GB. It's also assumed that the Switch 2's OS will also be very lean and lightweight unlike what's used for Xbox. The Xbox Series S is seen as the best hope for the Switch 2 getting substantial third support since many big games will have already had to be scaled down in order to work on the S (and by extension be allowed to release on the Series X). As a result the Series S is what Nintendo fans are hopeful the Switch 2 will be comparable to.

Storage

A 256 GB UFS 3.1 storage chip is found. UFS 3.1 had long been speculated as the likely choice for storage based on what was popular in the smartphone space. It's a pretty fast storage medium and not too far off from what the PS5 and Xbox Series have.

This post is a much denser breakdown of the shipping finds if anyone is interested.

Possible Factory Leaks Begin

The September Leak

It's in September of 2024 that photos allegedly of the Switch 2 in various states start to appear on the Internet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243012IjYf06Wl872sQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301Rtk7Ba8UjFXnQA.webp

These photos end up being quite contentious. The perspective of the case sitting on the desk looks off to me and feels like it was a poor shop. For what it's worth people closely examining the motherboard find product codes that match that of one of the prototypes found in the shipping manifests.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302n2GJnGo24ht1Xw.webp

The sole revelation from this batch of photos is the extra USB-C port on the top of the system as seen in this CAD render.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302SOhb-HMCdFhKtA.webp

Lastly here's the front facing view of the complete system.

The December Leak

Guy on Xitter pops up claiming to have photos of a completed Switch 2 model. I believe that he goes on to torch his own credibility by claiming that he used AI manipulation on the photos to better protect his identity.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243024m5spMps1QikgA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302yqycSEd8j6rsvg.webp

(The left photo is allegedly the new dock.)

The January Leak

Another leak from Chinese social media. This time of the Joycons. One aspect in particular makes it (in my opinion) the most fun photo leak by a country mile.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303sytmMXW6rGjFdQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303osmlLXNOCsbOfw.webp

Notice the little square sensor near the middle of the Joycon? Looks a bit like a mouse sensor, doesn't it? My God, it looks like it even has glide pads...

The debate between the mouse sensor camp and IR sensor camp has been on-going. The OG Switch has IR sensors in its Joycons (for the like 12 games that use it lmao) so it's not impossible that is what these are. However, recent findings like mouse support being found in firmware updates for the Switch and shipping data indicating the presence of mouse soles would seem to support the mouse theory. Zany if true.

The Clockspeeds Leak

Finally, just today another big mystery about the specs seems to have at long last been solved. An established dataminer revealed on Famiboards what he believes to be the various clockspeeds that will be used in the Switch 2.

Handheld: CPU 1100.8 MHz, GPU 561 MHz, EMC 2133 MHz
Docked: CPU 998.4 MHz, GPU 1007.25 MHz, EMC 3200 MHz

The user in question will come to Famiboards every once and a while to post about new discoveries made in the Switch's firmware and OS so it's assumed these numbers also came from that. The more interesting theory is that the Switch 2's SDK has leaked somewhere and that it's where he's actually getting this.

Some rough estimations for the TFLOPS of each power profile have been made and come out to 1.72 TFLOPS for portable and 3.09 TFLOPS for docked.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303DuWNls7yejnT7w.webp

Fun visualization of the power difference.

The difference in CPU speeds has weirded a lot of people out. The Switch 1 keeps the same clockspeed for docked and portable and it's doubly weird that the Switch 2's docked mode has the lower clockspeed. It's lead some people to cast doubt on these being accurate numbers. We'll have to wait and see.

Lingering Questions

The Screen

Despite being listed in the shipment data nothing concrete has been found about the Switch 2's screen. People have made claims that they say is sourced from insider information but all of it has sounded like safe, educated guesses. They'll probably go with LCD screens again because it's cheaper (and so they can make tendies double dip with OLED models later down the line :marseyjewoftheorient: ). A 7.91 inch screen is something specific that has been claimed. This would be a huge increase over the base Switch's 6.2-inch screen and even the OLED model's 7-inch screen. It is assumed by everyone that it will be a 1080p screen, up from the Switch's 720p screen.

The Process Node

The question of what process node the Switch 2's hardware will be made on has probably been the single most hotly debated question about the thing. Heated arguments over whether it will be 4nm (le good) or 8nm (LE BAD) have been raging since the T239 was discovered and it gets very neurodivergent. What the frick do these numbers mean, exactly? I dunno, I guess before 28nm nodes were a thing it was some kind of specific measurement in a circuit board but now it's just branding basically. What matters is that smaller = better and better process nodes allow for smaller form factor and better power efficiency. Both are very important in a handheld. It's been a near constant back and forth of people citing a somewhat reliable but also spotty guy on Xitter who claims it's for sure 8nm, followed by people saying that 8nm is obviously too old for something that finished in 2022 and that Nintendo would NEVER cheap out on hardware. Every time an alleged photo of the motherboard drops people rush to estimate the process node based on analysis of the photo and napkin math which then prompts other people to write essays explaining why trying to estimate the node size that way is fricking r-slurred and completely unreliable. The leaks of the clockspeeds has tempered this somewhat and it looks like 7nm might be what people gravitate towards as general consensus. Either way, we won't know until tech reviewers get their hands on the final product and do teardowns. Not like it matters at this point.

The Games

Not a fricking thing has been leaked about games for the Switch 2. In the wake of basically everything about the hardware being laid bare almost a full year in advance of Nintendo saying anything about the system this is a bit surprising. Just goes to show how airtight Nintendo are and how funny it is that Nvidia keep fricking them over despite that. At best people have made the biggest brain predictions like that a new 3D Mario will come out seven years after the last one released.

Conclusion

That's basically everything worth mentioning. It's a little wild to finally be on the verge of getting something official about this system after all this time feeling like I already know quite a bit about it.

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:marseynull: puts rDrama users out of a job, effortposts a compilation of top shelf redditor sneething

edit test

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Redditor :soysnoo: says probation :marseymugshot: is easy, dregs :marseyrobber: of society disagree :brooksannoyed:

					
					
					
	

				
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The Dirty:marsey911roofer:Secret of DOGE: Dems :marseyobama:Built It :marseyclown3:

tldr: Obama created the USDS (united states digital service) in 2014 after the launch of the buearecratic nightmare that was Obamacare to streamline govt digital services particularly the busted Obamacare website. Drumpf :marseytrump: didnt actually create DOGE out of thin air, and instead simply rebranded the USDS which is why he didnt need congress to approve the agency/appropriate funds/authority.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Digital_Service

https://media.tenor.com/sfPU9mwU7cMAAAAx/barack-obama-welcome.webp

!superheroes

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 8: HUGE FRICKING WAR :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard:

We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. :marseyfluffy: !g*mers

Part 1 :marsey300: Part 2 :marseymarmotroman: Part 3 :marseypope:

Part 4 :marseybarbarian: Part 5 :marseycrusader: Part 6 :marseyluther:

Part 7 :marseypilgrim:


The first World Congress takes place in Regensburg. The biggest civilizations can request a city change hands.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662UV_HgBvEoQLQpw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662qplU1Apo47WWGQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662qUtqWgml1cE9TQ.webp

I select Roha, because Ethiopia has pissed me off all game

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662L4lB5DkhLPRhZQ.webp

Sure :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662t--799JADi3Mhw.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662lkPifxUmDYEOSQ.webp

Sure :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662fylNA6A8hnQ5EQ.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662fSchtILAH_9cgg.webp

Don't care :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662Z2aFkzt3DSxrRw.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663JINd1Pwhpf0HoQ.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663YXrItqPbwuzQuQ.webp

Yes :marseyagreefast:

Voting is done. Final results:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663OHv_2RAcXLWwMQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663xQKip5cCN9oLqA.webp

Our only loss is our vassal French colony of Speightstown in Barbados. Not all that important. Is it really necessary to start a world war over it?

:marseyprotestyes#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663HpRHfDuYkey-NQ.webp

The benefit is everyone attacked me, so I get no diplomatic penalties for declaring war on them. I'm ready for a fight :marseypunching: Ethiopia, Portugal, Russia, and Japan are my enemies.

Holy Rome did NOT attack me. Wise choice :marseypipe:


I am HAPPY to finally fight Ethiopia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803sV_V8nWef8eBCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651HZ4QyqNiS1sqmQ.webp

Alula Engida falls in the defense of the city.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737058225gdGiBWYDenic0Q.webp

Once I've taken Aksum their stability starts to tank.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803uZ1MZh2fYj18PQ.webp

It's got some nice stuff so I'll probably keep it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803SAO7tHBTvCJi0A.webp

I allow for peace, they're probably fukt anyway.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267wSszkmWG8YxNcg.webp

I have a little army I've been keeping in my pocket off the coast of Morocco ready for the American Revolution, they can take out Portugal instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267sZl5Ofg0D4QXOQ.webp

Lisbon doesn't have SHIT for defenses :marseydicklet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040268XfVjNYGGYDrPUw.webp

I don't even have to do anything, Spain sweeps in and claims it. They earned it. :marseyagree:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269D0DcatudT-x1vw.webp

I set my eye on Portugal's Brazilian colonies instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269f03VdnbJPyhYbA.webp

But by the time I get there the've collapsed :platylol:

:portugalitsover#:

This army can go to Japan instead.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696YK2Sr9rIbuH9DQ.webp

I'm able to take Nagasaki but don't have enough troops to push further in, and the Japanese start taking out my boats. They'll have to be reinforced later.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751637N9Y4z_KnPImtQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370634607dxsiop6jlDuWg.webp

In Rhye's and Fall Russia's power was "General Winter" which hurt any invading armies. Would've made for a fun challenge but they no longer have this.

I have a very old but huge assault army in Mesopotamia, I want to sneak them up to surprise Russia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794xDOVNHlGxgDaUw.webp

This won't work because Iran won't let me through :marseymad:

Alternate route:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794JXgN3mTwK5Ga0w.webp

Notice that I can actually see past the fog of war on the map to these cities now with espionage because I've researched electricity. :marseyplugged:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040851qve0dquTNYn7vg.webp

Iran is also one of the few civs totally dark on the map, they actually have strong antiespionage. :hmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737041543_RBztCZAz9Eo6g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794g03t7ykiY7JN8g.webp

Russia is guarded by Stelets, who start with City Garrison.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793vMfrx1h2y2wwdQ.webp

But I have Grenadiers :marseyakbar: These guys ROCK in DoC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793tyqMhGA2kPakaw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793yJ3GvbJdSTU3lA.webp

Starting with City Raider, two promotions gets them City Raider III AND they get collateral damage

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793lh04hKaEu1_nxg.webp

My French vassals hold Tarnopol, I was worried I would have to protect them but they have a pretty solid army in there. I'm so proud of them :marseyfrenchpat:

Russia is soon willing to surrender Kyiv/Kiev/Kevin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737049969U6lPCK__e2tpKg.webp

:marseyno: I don't think so. They're capitulating.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486932uhxmfksMQ9Gpg.webp

Our first female Great General is born during the Russian push, Albia Domenica

I told @Ubie last game I would actually have the next general fight in the field, this will be especially advantageous if I get the Brandenberg Gate wonder up.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486959urFjgnK_8Oigw.webp

The problem with using Great Generals in the field base game is that the risk of losing them at 90% odds over battle after battle is just too great. Most often the AI only uses them like this as a last ditch chance to defend a city, as Ethiopia did. Brandenberg Gate actually incentivizes you to sacrifice them.

I start working on it in Pella, Greece

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695dJ3JkqI5b6OIZQ.webp

You may have noticed but I'm lightyears ahead of schedule in technology so I'm really getting crazy with wonders. The Eiffel Tower was just built in Rome with the Statue of Liberty next. Eiffel Tower is super helpful for moar Golden Ages

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696i68Fl8SLFnyfmA.webp

I'm going to start one now to support the army and get the Brandenberg Gate up. I'm starting to face a recession anyways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051652nD8Ua1uHMB3ZzA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695_nsSOEY68BwV0g.webp

I've also built Chapultepec Castle, further enhancing Padua as a military powerhouse. Units start pumping out with Leadership and three promotions out of the gate :peperun:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370573905cAr0chNpimIZw.webp


In the midst of all this fricking Morocco declares independence

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651d4mJ-Ge-VavQOA.webp

:marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#:

Around this time foreign occupied nations start to secede. It was probably a toss up which one would. This could have been worse, but I definitely want to take Morocco back. Marrakesh is my naval center. :marseysailor:

They have a pretty srs army tho :chudconcerned: Albia is gonna be the one to go down and fight them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651Tmut3MxkQO9mpA.webp

We need to get Brandenberg Gate up faster for this so I send my Great Engineer Celer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057285b35xm6976wDljg.webp

I'm wasting some hammers here but it's worth it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063013ACA2Jazol-wpQg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173706301262EBSNJ4jdMHOA.webp

Albia's army arrives as the Moroccans advance to Yglgl

No idea what this city is by the way. If anyone else ever decides to look they're going to find my playthrough :marseyfluffy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063012jUuyzMD3GtlPZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370630102OqmDz_icRm-fg.webp

Try as I might to send Albia towards certain doom, she's repeatedly successful.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063010lx0jeVzqJS3pyw.webp

Hey WTF. One of my really really old Roman Legion units joined Morocco

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063011lyWDC4-CHJy5ZQ.webp

Death to traitors :marseyshooting:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658865_KlS9a5p0f2GQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887zbNtl8EzQHNU8Q.webp

Finally, in the assault on Shigan Albia falls

Previously, the combat experience to my next next Great General was 66

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887WbZOI_ZFz7K82Q.webp

Thanks to Brandenberg Gate, once she dies it drops to 25

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887tn6eUZBKfthX6w.webp

We'll get another general in no time :marseysalutearmy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069652clDFHqKbjFq-sA.webp

Marrakesh falls

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710061Lo2s4H2C1_ltA.webp

:marseyflagmoroccogenocide#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069653ytAqDBCzXLPiRA.webp

And we get our second general, another foid, Agrippina :marseyshook:

She's going to lead the fight in Japan.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075163uo19gX8CnSur6g.webp


The Kingdom of Prussia spawns, and the cities of Danzig and Wroclaw I conquered from the Russian Empire request to join them..

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887oQMAYQ9jSgo20g.webp

I don't really want these, so that's fine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658870O7q2KThMHF1nQ.webp

The Holy Roman Empire is reduced to the Archduchy of Austria.

Only sucky thing is they're Protestant so they dislike us :marseyluthersoy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065888lE4R3cUMYIj0DA.webp

We can deal with them later.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737068175Mo4tgefku85zpA.webp

Even during the Golden Age my Economy stability is tanking to a recession :marseystocksdown: I'm not sure if this is because I ran out of trade infrastructure to continually build, or if Free Enterprise is causing this, or maybe a mix of both.

We're still OK on expansion but nearing the overextension point. Overextension would be the major killer if it gets out of control.


With the research of Psychology we hit the Global era (insanely ahead of schedule)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007m8gFyrXl4vDjnA.webp

@Soren mentioned :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710079nTCIRz-cHdsKg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007Y2VIgc-o4YED-w.webp

We get a Great Spy, but my espionage is good enough I don't really know what to do with this dude :marseyhmmm: I already have a Secret Service in Rome for espionage output, I can send him to build another one in Byzantion and make that city a spy training center. :marseytf2spy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751611RNggjwOjhnexQ.webp


Another world congress takes place.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072785IwIuxqsAtV-gDw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786en2YwdSVUh_tUQ.webp

Another world war is gonna be a little much :marseyyawn: The Ethiopians can have stupid Aksum back.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786W1iaSKiHe7IcpQ.webp


Moscow falls, and I have a Catholic missionary ready to show them the error of their ways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162JgXzDL1ITgs3fQ.webp

Only after pushing into Moscow and France taking Riga is Russia FINALLY willing to capitulate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162R_jR_xrX3E4rkA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162p383QuBCSg66Ag.webp

:marseysigh: Now they are the "Province of Samartia". I will of course return their core cities to them, and hopefully influence them to become Catholic.

You may notice in the diplo tooltip that my stability is just barely dipping into "Unstable" :tayaaa:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075452RgDvA--CyRt5VA.webp


Japan's navy is unexpectedly annoying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370754535xMNi8bRzlYjtw.webp

Agrippina lands ready to take Edo, but we're probably going to need to pivot to Kyoto (Heian-kyou)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075453_CVL6-cD7OE4cA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161JUDcH_aMqVy62w.webp

Oh, great, it looks like the Ottomans have shown up :marseyhelp:

Only 400 years late

I'm probably going to have to deal with these secessions like Turkey and Morocco for a while :marseycry: Greece or Egypt seceding would probably be the biggest nuisance.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161inq-MLp0wHACWw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161g9BNk_ysqKRnWQ.webp

Now they have the Secret Service :platynooo:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ppKBlkVipMNIfg.webp

Agrippina is even more stubborn about not dying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ZrErvEjcluQU9g.webp

We push into Edo and call a crusade on Japan and they still won't capitulate. Should have figured they would fight to the end. :marseyseppuku:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082061shEvB7yC3pVdsA.webp

They eventually collapse. So now I have Japan :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522IBjycljLDmYTfA.webp

and this b-word STILL WON'T DIE


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370825225XlXXT6HysgYuA.webp

I restore most of Russia's conquered core to them. Hanging onto Poland and Ukraine for now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522QctXvWEVtDiATg.webp

I can liberate Ukraine but don't really want to. If I could set Poland free I would, but I think France owning Tarnopol is blocking it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523ehzvoDcivIPARw.webp

Russia really likes me now and is willing to convert to Catholicism. Part of the reason I did all this shit was for Foreign stability. Russia is usually a peepee but now we're homies and he's another stable vassal. Japan would have been similar but now that they're out of this world they'll no longer contribute to negative foreign stability.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059zpQcC21YDx_I-Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059M78cWdMcPN_AKQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059B3tZ-FeplltjhA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060uORdzXR4pvgBzA.webp

Turkey goes down


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523Ecy5zeROfie4bQ.webp

I've fought enough that I've gotten a new Great General naturally.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082913whPjne0pElW2sQ.webp

Planning on raiding Sendai until Agrippina dies to reset the counter :marseypsycho: Apparently this reset only happens once :marseyretard2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914yn8wm1bD5Rpglg.webp

Either way, we are now mostly stable.

and finally at peace :marseyrelieved:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914hWVGpibXPADWaA.webp


I have a Great Statesman available, I may reform the government soon. With Psychology and Macroeconomics I can pick a proper modern government. I'll let you guys choose which direction I should go in.

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This dude has been a member of Ars Technica's forums for 24 years and somehow thinks that the AI bubble is bursting because... it's continuously getting better and new products are being launched? Maybe he's just talking about the financial side of things but even then I don't really see it.

:marseyconfused:

Imagine the reportmaxxing potential on a 24-year-old account.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173805419917DbE6YRhcLBtQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054199xebFGQW8BUpFZg.webp

:marseytrump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054200n1ukDwfC3FFSYg.webp

These guys make Redditors look smart.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380542005qt6gL-8m8QKGA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054200x_pvyQcXhwoS-A.webp

I'm sorry that you missed the crypto boom, please get over it.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054200g0q9wxTcfWzpsg.webp

This is the most downmarseyd comment in the thread. Attacking China is BANNED.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054255bRbNDMHwyyhjow.webp

This comment was also towards the bottom, but has 67 upmarseys so must be a fairly popular opinion.

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