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Xbox Reportedly Sold Just 2 Million Consoles Last Year

20 times more powerful

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/r/Movies :marseynooticeglow: About The :marseytrain2: Movie

					
					

And yet, despite all of this, the Academy is showering the film with nominations. It's disheartening to see how -actual- Mexican films, with authenticity and cultural accuracy, don't receive this level of recognition. Instead, we get a film that diminishes the importance of language and cultural representation, all for the sake of style over substance. Imaging making an Italian language movie where Brad Pitt keeps his Italian in "Inglorious Basterds" not as a comedy but as a serious drama, that was this movie. A joke.

:marseylaugh#:

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if you got a face tattoo

wouldnt you think about the face tattoo all fricking day it would drive me insane thinking about it

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Tired of winning yet? :marseychuddance:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737578620B1ppPFZwhPDnUw.webp

:marseymyeisha: you needs less tricknology n increase dem p values n sheeeei-

:marseydarktrump: dei hires OUT

:marseymyeishagenocide:

:soyjaktantrum: m-my grant proposal

:truesto#rybro:

Five minutes later: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737578620KAsIsXc-V20OcQ.webp


!chuds some of the overpaid gov't titsucker subreddits :marseycope: and :soysnooseethe: hard rn:

/r/fednews :marseyglow: /r/professors :soycry: /r/1102 :marseyhoneypot: /r/foreignservice :marseymerchant: /r/daca :marseymexican: /r/patentlaw :marseyboomer: /r/womenintech :marseygirlboss: /r/usajobs :marseysp!yglow: /r/antiwork :marseydogwalker:

Post more in the comments!


Bonus content

https://old.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInAmerica/comments/1i7ke6f/wife_just_lost_her_job_because_of_an_executive/

:marseymistressgenocide: :m!arseysoyhype:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sales/comments/1i7j8r0/closed_my_first_100k_deal_and_then_i_didnt/

>$100k deal

>... revoking already approved funding for this refugee focused Non-Profit ... had to lay off 90% of their staff within 24 hours ... backed out of the deal

Lot of money for peaceful refugee activists !nooticers ...

:marseywron#gthonk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/1i7ench/fed_up_w_judgement_for_eating_outside/

>I work in a hospital

>workplace full of disease

:marseymindblown:


Like and subscribe for more :marseysatisfied:

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED @JimieWhales callout post

This b-word is literally a redditor. Used to extend respect til I figured it out. Basically british bardfinn :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250F3X3c8NeAJKPYg.webp

Giving away condoms makes us popular :soysnoo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251IQJ6rltbN2MEOA.webp

We may not have high speed rail but at least we have rap :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251UMjlFvBa8Ukg1A.webp

Black people are cool :marseysoyhype:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173816825146TLHtlt6dXtJw.webp

More censorship please :soysnooseethe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251ETpRFIbSrJXf6A.webp

Trump is so dumb he's gonna do this tarded thing bc I don't like him :soyjakwow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251QdPktNiadb6vqA.webp

Long covid is real actually :soyjakanimeglasses:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251wHk6n_jNNyVPNA.webp

What a life :taygrimacing:

This is all from the past day, she literally can't stop poooooosting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251CkhEjmvZt5e1ug.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251dq4pL90khJdaDQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251P9gSie1edu3GfA.webp

Double digit posts daily for four years. Basically a crack addict. At least she pays aevann's bills :marseyladybugshrug:

Conclusion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250j0LKSB-k9iobpQ.webp

!nooticers !metashit

Community Note by @Impassionata

Reddit Γ©migrΓ© calls out other reddit Γ©migrΓ© for being reddit; redditry everywhere.

Helpful [55] Not Helpful [5]
Community Note by @Trailer_DudeMonkeyLMAO

arran is a groomercordcute twink :marseybacktodiscord:

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Democrats Share List of Daily Accomplishments : democrats

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739022069zpacSaWpwAcm6g.webp

:#marseygivecoconut:

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certainly not part of a massive step in :marseyglow: survaillence :marseyamogus:

https://media.tenor.com/G_XWJboPxHcAAAAx/let%27s-not-talk-about-it-maeve-wiley.webp

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Obviously lib journos having a meltdown and who better else to encapsulate it than Frau https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738268794LrVbH0DsRGAS-w.webp

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jan/30/angela-merkel-rebukes-successor-for-alliance-with-far-right-afd-on-anti-immigration-motion

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382687943kr_0KXyPT2tww.webp

https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-friedrich-merz-cdu-political-tightrope-far-right-votes-afd-migration-crackdown/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738268794eqyTpNHHx8r5Xw.webp

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/1/30/germanys-merkel-blasts-cdu-leader-for-cooperating-with-far-right-afd

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738268794hi2Lnv-gTx9Ssg.webp

!dramatards it's over for Communists. For the second time within 40 years, the German Wall has cometh down. Deutschland elections are barely 3 weeks from now.

Total Morbius AfD (stands for ADolF) sweep.

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I've been a US Government employee for almost 25 years. We had our "Return to Office" meeting today. They have even gotten rid of episodic/situational telework. I have two kids in braces and one of them is in counseling twice a month. I was hoping they would still let us work partial days off but they aren't. I'm going to have to take a full day off every time one of them has an appointment. I don't know how I'm going to do this. I'm also in the process of getting divorced and I can't even get their dad to do the dishes so he's not going to help just to punish me.

From her post history:

>landlord

:chadbasedcapy2#:

>"plus sized"

:marseyradfem#:

>witchesvspatriarchy poster

:marseywitch2#:

The comments:

By looking at your post history and I quote " I have always been a fiscal conservative" so you can see how you created this problem no? What do you expect us to do about it ?

:soyredditsmugcomputer#:

I didn't vote for Trump if that is what you're asserting. I have never voted for a Republican actually. I support policies that make sense. Not talking out of both sides of your head. One side says "save money" and the other side says "and we will rent more office space or pay for people to relocate if we have to just to make people come in".

Trump is the cumination of years of work done by Republicans to undermine our democracy, from gerrymandering districts to the push for anti abortion rights that started over 40 yrs ago just because you didn't vote for one Republican doesn't mean you didn't help put him in the white house. And now you come to us whining about your problems. I for one do not feel a bit sorry for you. You have been anti government for most of your life while sucking at the government tit for the last 25 yrs. About time you found out what side your bread was buttered on.

:smugjak#:

Ooooo looks like the leopards are eating well here

:soyjakdancing2#:

These reddittors are so annoying, I almost feel bad for the OP.

Why aren't there more women @$$@$!n$

:marseyglow2#:

Silver Lining folks. Just to clarify, I am a veteran, was a GS-8 for 3 years. I know work for the State. There will be a revolution. There will be a mounted push back. Hang in there. Find good leadership in the shadows and STAY TOGETHER!

:marseyrevolution#:

I'm so sorry. The Nazis are literally in charge now.

:wingcucks#:

The purpose of this is to get federal employees to quit just know that. They're trying to make this a very difficult situation

(In particular, to get women to quit)

This is it right here. Once again women will be forced to decide between economic leverage and their children.

Christo-fascism requires strict gender roles/hierarchy. We'll see a lot more of this kind of sh%t over the next four years.

:marseywitch2#:

Preach. It's too often women who have to sacrifice their careers for their families.

yep, my male coworkers would rush off to happy hour to brownnose the bosses while my female coworkers rushed home to get their kids from daycare. guess who gets considered for the promotions?

:marseychonkerfoidindignant2#:

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-05 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for "changing my mind on wanting kids" and saying "I've never.../r/AITAH (3M)63%5161
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Nazi sympathizer and illegal immigrant Elon Musk/r/Justfrickmyshitup (967K)67%3314
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜James/r/comics (3M)66%2520
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜They called a madman! Built a simple but reliable airplane Steam De.../r/SteamDeck (835K)55%1415
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Make it make sense, upside down world 🀑/r/JoeRogan (2M)59%977
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is dating as a Gen Z guy so much harder than it was for past ge.../r/GenZ (426K)54%713
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for choosing my best friend over s*x with my fiancΓ©e?/r/AITAH (3M)56%614
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga – Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government/r/babylonbee (40K)64%2483
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Most of the Republicans I know have now come to their senses/r/OptimistsUnite (192K)62%7098
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Any pro-trump businesses?/r/thousandoaks (6K)55%135
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Nobody is Illegal Protest in Redding!/r/Redding (13K)60%300
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What are the pro-trump/maga businesses here?/r/Fairbanks (15K)51%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What can we do in Green Bay to protest?/r/GreenBay (19K)51%157
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does Matt power it to the audience to be completely transparent?/r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)50%148
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜ICE in Roanoke. What are we doing about it?/r/roanoke (27K)52%213
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Looking for queer/trans community/r/westernmass (7K)49%38
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Protest in Downtown Chattanooga – Justice for Immigrants Now!/r/Chattanooga (89K)57%563

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Rate my fit fashneighbors.

Drake:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17389538921FSDvda4Fl966Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892eYSFvhg045Qm3g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892hN2TdW2U85_04A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892JdDq_u89cor-Mw.webp

!fashion

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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330

Orange Site

This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills :marseybraveglow:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jcss1/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jla3g/?context=8


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jtb4f/?context=8

:directlypointingsoyjak: have YOU got kids and responsibilities :directlypointingsoyjak:


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jsjv4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jo457/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jj26c/?context=8


Surveyor sub note with hilarity how often people who don't know or understand the survey industry react with suspicion against strangers like surveyor strags on their turf :marseyunamused:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/

"Can I help you?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/m8ju4sk/?context=8

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Will stencil is advocating for an insurrection

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738954130NOV7-6oGS3DdYQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953782wo8STZNY-6uTeA.webp

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I'll find :soysnooseethe: as it shows up.

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It's OVER.

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:marseykiwi:s debate over...muscle mommies

this thread caught my eye so i had to look

sure emough:

OP post is :marseychefkiss:

:fancywithwine:She is the definition of independence. When the world tells her to shrink, she chooses to expand.

Muscle mommies do not ask for permission.

They take what they deserve.

:rapeson: :!mariogoatse:

btw this is the same guy that huffed nitrogen


:marseyturnedon: You forgot to mention that they are great cuddlers

surpised this wasnt peggiebigpeepee saying this


:marseyblops2cel: posting

:chudseethe: All these women are fat nowadays


:chudcel:Muscle mommies is the kind of thing that looks great drawn


:chudsmug: Haters to the left :to:

i did not make that mistake that was literally how """he""" wrote it :marseylaugh:


this post sums it up

Porn Addition: The Thread

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AlJazeera interviews black :marseybipocmerchant: Gazan woman, whose last name is "Slave"

"Abed/Abid/Abed" means slave in arabic. There's also a neighbourhood in Gaza called Al-Abeed, where :marseydrama: most black :marseyvictoria: Gazans live lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738932857JL6I8bCAKZaELg.webp

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Banana award is live. Please apply bananas to this post to test.

sizing check

:#dkwould:

:dkwould:

:dkwould: with text

You'll also notice that I've forcibly reenabled the cursor Marsey for everyone. This is so you can appreciate the adorable cursor kong by @Elias_Acorn. You are welcome.

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This is the most female Reddit thread I've ever read.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibmuqn/iced_cherry_chai/

Also average /r/starbucksbaristas logic:

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibtwsk/double_standard_is_crazy/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054453F1-Yso-KWFuwEA.webp

"Why should anyone donate to a homeless charity that will support them when they could just hang out in my Starbucks all day and overdose on heroin in the bathroom?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380545505q0xDWy6HQFwkQ.webp

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All hunters lust for BDC (Big Deer Peepee) :marseynut: :marseyreindeer3:
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Some music while you read:

and/or the original:

(ctrl + v):

Zizian Murdercult summary, for those out of the loop

I know a bunch of people who were involved or adjacent, including someone who accidentally got some footage.

The summary below is based on talking to these people, looking at court documents, reading blog posts, etc. (I was also at the protested CFAR reunion and knew Daniel)

More info at the bottom (especially for journ*lists who would like interviews)

Pre-2019

Curtis Lind allows people to live in trailers and containers on his Vallejo, CA property, initially offering affordable housing to artists, woodworkers, and electricians. Over time, some tenants stop paying rent and are later referred to as "The Cult" by neighbors. The cult consists of Ziz (Jack LaSota), Emma Borhanian, Somni (Alexander Leatham), and Gwen Danielson.

Separately, at some point Ziz attends a workshop by CFAR, which is a nonprofit focusing on behavioral psychology and AI.

2019

November 2019: CFAR bans Ziz and Gwen from their alumni reunion, partly due to fears of violence.

November 2019: Ziz, Emma, Somni and Gwen protest at the reunion with accusations of bad decision theory (it's complicated) and transphobia. (All four of them are trans).

The protestors get arrested for blocking entrances (while there are children on the grounds) and wearing Guy Fawkes masks. They're released on bail.

2021

August 2021: Ziz advocates for "airlocking" (a sci-fi term for killing) various people in blog comments and claims many people seek "suicide by Ziz." Ziz runs a blog which appears to be the primary attractor for this community. They claim that people have two hemispheres, and are either non-good, single-good, or double-good (very rare, which Ziz herself is). Ziz advocates for a ruthlessly enforced altruism towards all living creatures, and to follow the principle that it's never valid to surrender. She promotes the punishment of "non-good" people, particularly those who are not vegans.

2022

February 2022: Jamie Zajko, a close friend of Ziz, claims that Ziz threatens to kill Jamie, if Jamie does not kill Jamie's girlfriend and provide proof of it.

April 2022: Gwen Danielson, one of the protestors, stops appearing for court hearings, and their lawyer suggests they have died.

July 2022: A different friend of this group commits suicide and cites ideas from Ziz's blog in their suicide note. Ziz appears to suggest their ideas caused the suicide.

August 2022: Ziz fakes her own death in a boating accident and stops showing up to court hearings. The Coast Guard conducts a search for her, but finds no body. An obituary is released.

November 2022: Emma Borhanian is killed by Curtis Lind during a violent altercation at his Vallejo property. Somni stabs Lind with a sword, and Lind shoots both Somni and Emma. Lind is stabbed dozens of times and loses an eye. Lind's account is that they had been threatening him for some time, and one day requested he come fix a leak. They hit him from behind, and when he woke up they were attempting to cut off his head (he has scarring consistent with this claim). He then shot Emma and Somni in self defense. His friend claims upon entering the trailer afterwards he found surgical equipment and chemicals he believes were intended to dissolve Lind's body. Somni and Suri Dao are arrested. Ziz and Gwen are seen at the scene, alive. It seems likely Gwen had faked their own death earlier to escape court appearances, much as Ziz had.

November 2022: Somni attempts to escape from jail (twice).

2023

January 2, 2023: Richard and Rita Zajko are found dead from homicide in their Pennsylvania home from gunshot wounds. Their daughter Jamie Zajko was associated with Ziz, and we suspect the homicide was an attempt to gain money (several million dollars) from inheritance. Police also suspect Ziz is involved in the murder. Police also suspect Daniel Blank, an associate of Ziz, is involved in the murder. Blank has not been seen since and we suspect he's dead.

January 13, 2023: Ziz is arrested in Pennsylvania for "obstructing administration of law" and "disorderly conduct." Ziz eventually makes bail (in June) and stops showing up to court. We suspect that the arrest was indirectly related the murders, and that the police didn't have enough evidence to make a full charge.

2025

January 17, 2025: Curtis Lind (who was set to serve as the primary witness in his assault case) is stabbed to death outside his Vallejo property. A man named Maximilian Snyder is later arrested for this murder. The previous year, he applied for a marriage license with a woman named Teresa Younblut, who was in contact with Ziz.

January 20, 2025: Teresa Youngblut and a man named Felix Baukholt are stopped while driving by U.S. Border Patrol in Vermont. They end up in a shootout, and Baukholt and a border patrol agent dies. Police find tactical gear, firearms, and burner laptops in the car. According to the police, an unnamed person who purchased the firearms used in this shooting is also a suspect in the Pennsylvania Zajko murders. We think this is likely to be Jamie Zajko, given that the shooting is in the same town that Jamie Zajko has a registered address (Coventry, Vermont).

That's it so far. We still don't know the whereabouts of the people in this story who aren't either dead or in custody, and we sort of expect them to continue doing murders.

1. If you're a journ*list and want to get in contact with people around the community/rationalist scene who knows the people involved, you can fill out this form and your contact info will be shared around our networks

2. My friend, trying to interview Lind about something else, ended up getting a bunch of footage of him talking about the attack. If you're a journ*list or documentarian interested in this footage, please reach out to him here

3. The above timeline is collected from sources the community has accumulated here.

It also has some high-confidence guesses made by people familiar with those involved. Please doublecheck all claims yourself.

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my iq is 87 and i have a 3 inch peepee when erect

That is all

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https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ih3knc/i_28f_caught_my_husband_32m_doing_the_most/

I'm 28F, my husband is 32M.

Not a good start, he's a confirmed groomer. :malefeminist:

He's always wanted kids [..] I don't express myself as super excited about it.

Stop wasting his time, b-word! :marseywall:

I've seen so many depressed moms who regret their decision

How many happy mothers do you reckon she's encountered that she completely discounts because she can't relate to them?

Last month was our marriage anniversary [..] he had a gift for me. I was excited. I opened the box and it was so creepy. It was a realistic doll like how a baby looks.

Even the sight of a baby :chadbaby: upsets her. This woman is ROTTEN!

I was so creeped out, but I didn't want to ruin the night, so I just said thanked him and went to bed.

Now she's denying s*x to her husband on their anniversary :marseyindignantwoman: because he actually got her a gift from his heart and not a Stanley cup handbag or whateverthefrick

a few days pass and last night sunday, he went out with his friends. [..] he'd be home late. [..] At 4 AM, I woke up to get ready for my shift. I went downstairs and saw him passed out on the couch. I went closer to wake him up so he wouldn't hurt his back sleeping there.

He would rather risk his back than risk waking up this harpy :marseygrin:

Next to him was his drinks. A bottle of lube. And that silicone sticky doll. Without clothes. Placed on his private parts. He was just laying there. Passed out.

This man is so desperate to be a father he used a doll and the lube that his frigid :marseyeggless: wife needs to simulate the warmth of the child she won't provide him with, and HE'S the monster?

Disturbed. I quietly went upstairs, grabbed some clothes and left. I called in sick and checked into a hotel.

Any reason to get out an honest day's labor with these harlots

i don't know how to tell my friends or family. I'm Indian

:marseysniff:

EDIT TO THIS POST. A lot of people are asking about picture. Before leaving the house, i took a picture because i knew no one would believe me.

Now admitting to an actual crime, very good! :marseywomanmoment2:

Or, more likely, this is a bored 20-something troll that realized getting proof made way more sense than running off, not understanding that running off with no proof is what an actual woman would do.

When you're pretending to be a woman you must heed this

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There are things that aged badly and then there's this

:marseycringe: :marseycringe: :marseycringe:

I bet whoever made this is really embarrassed now.

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