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my post earlier about being a 31 year old virgin inspired me to make life changes so yeah i decided to cut back on strag water
instead of cutting back i actually havent had any since i posted my L (the L standing for "life") 2 days ago
go me
thanks for being supportive im focused on how i finish my life not how it started
- CEO_of_misogyny : Simps in shambles, coping and seething!
- DickButtKiss : Get her guys! - trans lives matter
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This b-word is literally a redditor. Used to extend respect til I figured it out. Basically british bardfinn 
Giving away condoms makes us popular 
We may not have high speed rail but at least we have rap 
Black people are cool 
More censorship please 
Trump is so dumb he's gonna do this tarded thing bc I don't like him 
Long covid is real actually 
What a life 
This is all from the past day, she literally can't stop poooooosting
Double digit posts daily for four years. Basically a crack addict. At least she pays aevann's bills 
Conclusion:
Reddit Γ©migrΓ© calls out other reddit Γ©migrΓ© for being reddit; redditry everywhere.
Helpful [55] Not Helpful [5]arran is a groomercordcute twink 
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I'm not filling the silence, I'm not starting the conversation, and I don't ask his opinion on anything. We sat in silence for 25 minutes before a live show this weekend because I didn't carry the conversation singlehandedly. When he speaks to me, I always respond and keep the conversation going as long as he does. I don't ask him his opinion, though, and I'm not letting a lack of knowledge on a subject deter me from sharing my opinions. Woo!
Imagine talking so much that not doing so actively increases the amount of free time you have.
Edit: Ofc she's a 
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have YOU got kids and responsibilities
Surveyor sub note with hilarity how often people who don't know or understand the survey industry react with suspicion against strangers like surveyor strags on their turf 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/
"Can I help you?"
"No."
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Where is the best place to post this on reddit to generate seethe?
. Being even more incomprehensible than usual 
@FU 
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Obviously lib journos having a meltdown and who better else to encapsulate it than Frau 
!dramatards it's over for Communists. For the second time within 40 years, the German Wall has cometh down. Deutschland elections are barely 3 weeks from now.
Total Morbius AfD (stands for ADolF) sweep.
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Sheehy: How many genders are there?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Hegseth: Two
Sheehy: I know that well, Iβm a Sheehy pic.twitter.com/cCqa155hjh
In the Senate hearing for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, freshman Senator Tim Sheehy decides to crack a little joke.
: How many genders are there? A tough one.
: Uh, Senator there are two genders.
: I know that well, I'm a Sheehy (pronounced She/He)
There's some polite laughs, because it's a silly little pun, and Hegseth laughs too hard like a cute twink. People are MAD
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π¨ #BREAKING - RAW 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW with Kamala Harris during the election released... TRANSCRIPT in reply... pic.twitter.com/dYneIEPqQu
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 5, 2025
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DISCLAIMER: I don't mean non-consensual or obligatory s*x at all. Men do not have a right to a woman's body just because you're in a relationship. I am a woman and I do think of myself as a feminist.
I was just wondering what people in general think about the idea of having s*x even if you don't necessarily 'feel like it' for the good of the relationship because you love your partner.
In my experience, my s*x drive isn't that high and I don't get an impulse to initiate s*x very often. It's not because im not attracted to my partner or don't enjoy s*x, I think im seriously just lazy and need to overcome that to keep my relationship strong. It's like, when I do have s*x with my partner I almost always enjoy it, the idea of it just doesn't sound good beforehand. Separately, I also notice that if my partner and I have not done it in a while, our relationship gets worse and we argue more, etc. So when I realize it's been awhile and I see an opportunity, I'll just initiate even if I don't really want to in the moment. Or if he initiates and my first instinct is no, I'll think about why im saying no before I respond. If there is a legit reason beyond me being lazy that I don't want to have s*x, I say no.
When I read dead bedrooms posts or talk to friends in bad relationships who tell me they haven't had s*x in 3 or 6 mos or whatever I've wanted to bring this up and ask if they've ever thought about it like this but I worry this is some weird internalized misogyny or patriarchy thing that im just trying to justify. What do the people of rsp think?
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Saw this image at 9 years old on this one schizo animal planet show and it's been burned into m.y head ever since.
What got you as a kid?
This post rests on native land
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You can just go into reddit subs and suggest that theyβre nazis if they havenβt banned Twitter links and they roll over. I literally have a chudjak pfp and I got r/xxfitness (3 million subscribers) to ban them in 6 minutes with 0 effort.
β rDrama.net (@rdramanet) January 29, 2025
Horrid website. pic.twitter.com/uird4D37mX
It's OVER.
: Zizians on a boat!
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Not copypasting the whole article, but nice fleet dorks:
Almost as soon as the Caleb entered the Pillar Point Harbor in the summer 2017, its crew ran into trouble, leading to the San Mateo County Harbor District filing a lawsuit against Danielson and Powell. The first time the U.S. Coast Guard boarded the tugboat for an inspection, the agency warned Danielson about the dangers of anchoring the dilapidated vessel, which carried 3,000 gallons of diesel fuel.
Danielson signed papers acknowledging her obligations under the Clean Water Act. But neighbors had already lodged complaints about the Caleb being docked illegally and storing 500 gallons of oily bilge water, court records show.
The Coast Guard called the boat "an imminent threat to the public health" and ordered the owners to finalize a mitigation plan. Rough seas in winter 2017 sent the tug into other anchored vessels, damaging them, the lawsuit stated.
By December 2017, Danielson had registered two more boats at Pillar Point Harbor, including the Islander that she and LaSota once shared and a boat called the Letoile de Mer. Over the next year, the vessels all faced anchor problems, and other harbor tenants raised concerns that the massive tug might ram them, harbor officials said.
A former employee at the harbor, who asked to remain anonymous out of concerns for his safety, described the vessel as less than seaworthy and its "shabby" crew as a nuisance.
"Feral humans we called them," the employee said. "They're just living, trying to get away with whatever they can under the wire. Most harbors have them, harbor rats that are just living the alternative lifestyle."
When the employee boarded the vessel to inspect it, he said the living quarters were a "mess." He recalled seeing s*x toys and lingerie in "plain view" in one of the bunkrooms. "It was filthy," he said. "They weren't hiding anything, that's for sure."
Back at Pillar Point, the Caleb's troubles mounted. In 2021, San Mateo County authorities determined the boat was no longer seaworthy and ordered the owners to remove it. No owner responded and its anchor continued to drag. Then in early 2022, winter storms tossed the boat around the harbor, endangering other vessels. No one responded to radio calls to the Caleb, the district alleged in a lawsuit.
The night of March 12, 2022, Danielson and her crew moved the Caleb to the harbor's work dock, but staff explained the boat was too large to be there, harbor officials said. "Danielson and crew got into a vehicle and drove off and have not been seen at (Pillar Point Harbor) or near the Caleb since," the harbor district's lawsuit stated.
The Caleb had been abandoned. The harbor district, records show, wound up paying a marine salvage company to remove hazardous materials from the boat and anchor it away from the dock.
A few months later, in August 2022, LaSota faked her own death.
While Danielson and LaSota haven't been seen at the harbor in three years, their legacy β a 345-ton heap of metal waste β rests near the community of Princeton-by-the-Sea and the cliffs of Mavericks Beach.
Harbor District General Manager Jim Pruett said the price tag for removing the ship would be about $2 million. It's a big ask for an agency with an annual budget of $13 million, Pruett said, so he's applying for grants to shoulder the cost.
It's okay to be gay - 3
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The first time I watched this movie I gradually went from "this movie is so fricking butt" to "man this movie rocks." Bravo Frank Dux you r-slurred hack
KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE
.webp?h=10 "Top Hat (mad hatter) - Hatters mad [x24]")
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And I still found a good picture cause I love you nigga But this shit is not about emotion This is a war where you have to get your jokes approved by Jewish people But you donβt run your jokes past the king You banished you lanky ass dry Travis Scott lippedβ¦ pic.twitter.com/zuaMCMmSHf
— ye (@kanyewest) February 8, 2025
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This is the most female Reddit thread I've ever read.
https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibmuqn/iced_cherry_chai/
Also average /r/starbucksbaristas logic:
https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibtwsk/double_standard_is_crazy/
"Why should anyone donate to a homeless charity that will support them when they could just hang out in my Starbucks all day and overdose on heroin in the bathroom?"
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Right off the bat, I'm American, and this is just my best guess, but I've been talking to and hearing a lot of Americans say stuff like "oh if it came to it it would be over in a day" or some stuff like that. WRONG
We. Would. Not. Be. Able. To. Stop. The. Bombings.
I don't think most Americans consider how much easier fighting a war is when you can identify your enemy by skin color and language, you guys speak English (mostly) you have basically the same demographic makeup as the US, basically what I'm saying is that you are the platonic ideal for a partisan guerilla campaign.
You can't buy KN03 in Canada because the government is worried people would make black powder with it. Americans have nothing to fear from !leafs bombing them.
I can pretty much guarantee that the first thing the Canadian military high command does is erase all records of who is in the Canadian military, hide all of their leopards, their jets, their stuff that is on par with US military tech in bunkers in the Northern Territories and destroy the fricking maps, you won't be using them for a while, but they're nice to have around if needed.
No. We haven't even destroyed the long gun registry 20 years after a court ordered it to happen.
The Canadian military will then systematically erase any identifiable signatures it has, servicemen and women will burn their ID cards, their uniforms, bury caches of small arms, explosives, anti tank weapons, anti air rockets.
Lmao no. Most CAF members have little to no real training. They don't have the ammo needed to train. Heck they got rid of post basic training! !burgers that right leafs go to basic and then "learn on the job".
This war would not look like anything the US has ever seen before in its history, this war would look like car bombs in Des Moines Iowa every day, Police Stations being shot up in every state of the Union, political assassinations.
Canadians allowed themselves to be disarmed (at least the lefties did). They don't have guns to shoot with.
/u/Grotesque_Bisque You're a moron jacking off to fantasy
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