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If your girl is into Dracula :marseyalucard: she's trying to cuck you

Watch :marseywait: Bram Stokers Dracula :marseycastlevania: or Egger's Nosferartu to see my point.

Both storied also suggest the young :marseyxianxiahatless: women :marseysuffragette: were into the creepy :marseydrownedeyes: vampire :marseythinkinghallowseve: before :marseyskellington: they were of legal age. I'm not going :marseysal2: to talk about the fact that Orlok is technically a corpse.

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:drafts: Does this look like a couple in love to you?

Ari clearly has the ick.

I can't get over Ari's hand :marseyxd: She's posing like this is an annoying fan that wants a quick selfie, not the guy she fricked and destroyed two marriages to have.

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Cat thread?
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RAPPER OF THE MONTH - BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION

While every month is black history month, this month is special due to the fact all chuds have to legally abide by the government's set status. This month is dedicated to... DRAKE! Aubrey "Drizzy" Drake Graham (born October 24, 1986) is a Canadian rapper, singer, and actor. As a figure in popular music, he has been credited with popularizing R&B sensibilities in hip-hop artists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_(musician)


Now... why is this month dedicated to Drake?

  • Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar performed at the Super Bowl. Now you might be asking why he's included as a reason. Drake basically put this guy on the spot, prior to this Kendrick was famous in rap spaces while Drake was a name everyone knew. When Kendrick Lamar initially dissed Drake, it led to a whole snowball effect that eventually led to hit song "Not Like Us" dropping. Full timeline if you're wondering about the history of this beef: https://www.vulture.com/article/drake-kendrick-lamar-feud-explained.html Not Like Us is a diss dedicated directly at Drake, and it's his most famous song. It revolves back around to the same debate about if Kanye put Taytay on the map. Kendrick got awarded a multitude of grammies for this false mediocre song all because of Drake, Kendrick was appointed to play at the Super Bowl because of Drake, and while performing at the grammies AND the Super Bowl he still sang the song about Drake. Everything about this guy revolves around Drake.

Related lyric/song:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739498766sR1exlsGpzKuzg.webp

  • Grammies

Mostly explained in the previous paragraph.

  • New Album

Drake is about to drop a collab album with famous rapper Partynextdoor. I'm guessing most of the tracks are gonna be love songs and maybe two will be rapping. The linked tweet gives a full rundown on how to celebrate black history month with Drake.

  • Beautiful Music

Drake has a very nice discography, with hits ranging from Passionfruit to Jimmy Cooks he's very diverse in the areas that a black person can properly sing in. You could probably find a Drake song for any occasion. Some of my personal favorites (it should be very easy to see his diverse discography with these picks):

  • Pioneer in black culture

Kendrick reversed hundreds of years worth of black activism in one 30 minute show. If Drake was on that stage, we would've somehow gotten Obama a 3rd term. Since Drake also has some jewish heritage, he's loved by many in jewish communities. Around my very southern part of town, the stores usually play only white songs and the occasional Drake song. I've heard Drake referred to as "one of the good ones" before. All in all, the people love this guy.


I have themed my profile accordingly. Have a nice night and remember to support real black artists (not fakers like Kendrick LAMEar).

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Brave Dramasoldier Has Ended Up Causing a Chain Sneedaction

You might know this guy from a recently posted thread from @BussyBoy where he says some mean things about a dead minecraft youtuber. I don't know if he wants his channel to be associated with rDrama so I'm going to refer to him as Brian.

Apparently BB/Brian NOT ONLY made fun of a dead guy BUT two weeks before he also made a very insensitive joke where he refers to a black minecraft pig as a "pigger". In fact, this issue was so massive that the part where he says it is the MOST REPLAYED part of the video AND sponsorblock has it marked as the highlight of the video.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942256V4GIktebzSFYMg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942256SQX2vM1S02FesA.webp

This generated its own sneeding with many users calling this joke really insensitive.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942256xKPZuSHKPzH0tg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942256aEqGolcH2Wp8Mw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379422563D8hC0Ie99lyMw.webp

Not long after posting the drama died down (because preteens have the attention spans of flies) and everything was fine... UNTIL someone brought it up again in the drama referenced earlier.

The replies are pretty boring because, like I said before, we're dealing with children.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942256HPz67zbuMCkebA.webp Just wanted to include this screenshot because it's so fricking funny that this dude doesn't get the joke after like 3 replies.

HAVE NO FEAR, ANOTHER YOUTUBER IS HERE! Totaling at 770k subs, TheMisterEpic chimes in to defend Brian!

He whiteknights for Brian like a good friend and mentions the obvious fact: it's ragebait made to generate discussion

Here's his whole discussion with OP

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942257DH6OUotK8IMGdA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942257PMS5Zlc6LfooQQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379422573wmPFphz5-I-cw.webp

Now, back to the main tweet. Xitter user TheWorstOfTwt informs everyone that TME is a heckin chud and that nobody should subscribe to him.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737942257Sgm5gto3yDx7WA.webp

I don't care for minecraft so all of this discussion is boring. Feel free to mess with people, maybe deny all the atrocities that happened? Maybe claim these youtubers are black? Idk

editorial note post writing: the guy who made the callout thread is suicidal lmfao https://x.com/Owehttamy https://www.twitch.tv/owehttamy

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Shoulda taken the buyout fedbros

					
					

"HOLD THE LINE HE CANT FIRE ALL OF US"

:#marsey57:

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AI fooling everyone
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More name changes - Fort Bragg is back

					
					

Now renamed after a WW2 soldier instead of the Confederate general

/r/army is actually for the most part okay with it but there's still some seething

Good to see the important issues are being tackled. :soysmug:

I'm sure you took that attitude when it was changed the first time.

I wonder how much money this will cost the DoD and the rest of the American people….


What a waste of money? This administration is stupid and petty.


Good to know that they're laser-focused on government efficiency.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShermanPosting/comments/1imntla/braxton_bragg_is_objectively_one_of_the_biggest/

Union larpers also discuss it

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 5: Crusades :marseycrusade: :marseycrusader2: :capysaladin: :parrotsaudiarabia: :parrotmorocco:

We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. :marseyfluffy: !g*mers

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Last time, on LPC4DoCF, the Roman Empire had started to fracture. It's 624AD and after a barbarian onslaught, the Kingdom of France declared itself independent. We reconquered Clermont and spared them. Egypt and the Levant have seceded and joined the rising Abbasid Caliphate. Not on our watch :marseycrusader2:


First and foremost. Per @Ubie request I am starving the Irish to death. They get one cow pasture as a food source until I build a mine for them to toil in and the rest are to work directly on building boats until they perish. :marseyhiberniangenocide: :marseyhiberniangenocide: :marseyhiberniangenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736734080VKti0JZ5l1UC3A.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736740369QHveyxJwVqgPMA.webp

Our stability is now Shaky now that the Golden Age is over and done with. Expansion and Economy is not negative, but not good. Foreign is bad of course (it always is) and Military is suffering a little because of our barbarian wars. Domestic is our only saving grace as we have compatible, modern civics and Catholic religious unity. :lucewave:

We have room to expand. Obviously. We just lost most of our eastern territories :pepereeeeee:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736741587lSXf9Lt4IRAE1g.webp

Most of my army in this territory got evacuated to Knossos in Crete. I don't have means to transport them yet so they're on a little island vacation for now. :marseybeach:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736741587mOJzQ3mF5F1ZGA.webp

A long time ago I conquered the Kingdom of Nubia, rivals of Aksum. Aksum were pretty ungrateful little b-words about it, but it's been good land and it's now really paying off for me. Nubia did not secede, so some of my troops were able to evacuate there. This gives me an opportunity to quickly retake Egypt from the south.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736741914klM7hMKGY5hGDg.webp

First turn and with our cavalry we've already retaken Waset, the holy city of Islam. Easy! Muslims btfo :marseyxd:

Oh wait

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736742808WhLww2Sv_Rh34A.webp

Oh holy mother of Christ

I now know what it feels like to be on the other end of a "Stack of Doom" :marseyitsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367428075Arpsd7pYK1SJA.webp

Our reinforcements land, but it's not enough. I'm going to die :marseycryingfast:

But suddenly they pull back. I send my spies to take a look.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736743552p19jAThhLH_F_g.webp

All the beautiful Roman Roads we built are being used by the enemy, and apparently they got distracted by Persia. :marseypraying: Thank the Lord. This will give us time to retake Egypt and regroup our army.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367442456z3XJbd-STIY9w.webp

One of our missions to the Mande finally succeeds, so we have another Catholic civilization along with us and the French.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736744245jS6NdL7HWJ-pHg.webp

St. Peter's Basilica in Roma serves as the Apostolic Palace from the base game, which is basically the religious medieval U.N. We control the Pope basically, so we have influence over diplomacy in the Catholic world. Since there's actually a Catholic presence in the world now, we can put something to a vote. We call for a crusade against the Abbasid.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736744245XVTBOsbTLtWMng.webp

Neither of them want this, but with our control over the religion they don't actually get a say. The crusade is on. :marseycrusader: :marseycrusader: :marseycrusader:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736744849XIbAaSGez0uwzQ.webp

We can even team up with our ancient frenemies of Persia. We've always been in something of a cold war with them, but Turkey is a bulwark to Greece, so helping reinforce their cities is in our interest. Plus our espionage network in Dorylaion has been pretty valuable :ninja:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736745165towQ36te3ga0Zg.webp

Our espionage reveals that after some butting of heads their military strength is about equally matched with Persia, overall. And we are way stronger than them in totality :marseybeefcake: They just have their army consolidated.


FINALLY the lazy butt Persians research Civil Service and cause us to fail the third Historic condition. Reminder this is intentional, I want a Space victory. :marseytransastronaut:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736786287pX4vKTfJNVl5Hw.webp

Civil Service was the only technology I had available to research at this point so it's about time.

We've helped them out so much that they're now pretty advanced, technologically ahead of schedule and researching stuff we don't have. With our spies in Dorylaion we can just steal anything they discover thoughbeit :marseyrobber:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736786287MNLvWGTzoZwrvA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736787628y5PSOgq_gxiE0w.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736749136CqnDH0GGvYVpXg.webp

By the time the Arabs return with a host of Ghazi we're ready for them, we've retaken Egypt and reinforced the army. They have a slight terrain advantage but we can soften them up with our gunpowder artillery :marseyhwacha:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736748476BgBMZWhNIo1Esw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736748476rZ6Ad9iJb04xWg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736749136EApdrZz57qhyfw.webp

We're victorious :marseyparty: With a Great General too

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736748477bHNOZpdsEyRLcg.webp

After having researched Commune we can now have this guy build an "Armory" as well to speed up production. Roma is still benefiting from the Flavian Ampitheater so we're going to build on there and churn out superbombards and supercavalry

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736783474tMofr7SI5lPyOA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736749137I0obqUMSXNp2GA.webp

^^^lol he's clipping into the background :marseynope:

Harun al-Rashi is now willing to sue for peace. He's willing to offer us Jerusalem unharmed or even convert to Catholicism. Some intriguing options here :hmm: but no :marseyno: We're conquering these frickers and taking Mesopotamia.


We're going to have more problems to deal with though

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736746728LAUj8ZI90rACwQ.webp

The Moors are about to spawn in Iberia as well.

I haven't seen one of these unique civ spawning warning messages yet, I think they only show for civilizations in your vicinity (maybe I missed the French one?). It doesn't really make sense here if the Arabs hadn't conquered North Africa and the Umayyad Dynasty don't exist. :marseyconfused2: but whatevs the messages are really cool :marseycool:

Regardless, we're about to be beset on both sides by muslims :capyeffendi::chudconcerned::capysaladin:

As well as Christians :marseyflagspain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736748476izhzVhp6v7zVKA.webp

Again... Muslim control? :marseyconfused2: but again :marseycool:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736782621IHtjKxSvcRkmAA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367826212P5NS3qV3-A-_Q.webp

I have an army in the west ready to fight these both the Spaniards and the Moors, but... I'm going to let them go :marseyspit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736782621XXzn7tT9qZcrDQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736782621u7YGqc3LPj2-NQ.webp

In fact...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736783300jpauzUk23uBeow.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736783300kAuvjxMsdVOCNg.webp

:marseyspit::marseyspit::marseyspit:

France is mechanically capable of becoming a vassal now, but capitulation is tricky. You need to batter an enemy into submission in a war until they feel it is hopeless. Unfortunately we don't have much room if France has two cities - if we conquer Bordeaux and besiege Paris and they refuse to capitulate, we're kinda stuck.

Right now they won't voluntarily swear fealty because we're "too powerful". :marseyunamused: Pretty sure they will still capitulate if forced.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736794252i4DCPGAiOkRvfg.webp

Spain is still in the "Rise of the Spanish" and can develop for now. When the "Rise of the Spanish" event is over I might invade and try to get them to capitulate. If they go to war with the Moors first I'll join them. The Moors usually build an Islam specific wonder in Cordoba, if we can capture it it would rule.

So for now I'm going to let western Europe secede and develop independently, and the Catholic world are now all my friends :grouphug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736783300OdF-rJNSos2i4Q.webp

I liked Tarragona :marseysad: but the Silver mine it had is now exhausted so it's less valuable anyway. The one thing that sucks is that muslims now control the Strait of Gibraltar and west Mediterranean, so our mobility is reduced.

I'm focused on eastward expansion instead anyway. :marseycrusader2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736783300Um4SHWYHZ1N0qA.webp

We liberate Ohrmazd-Ardashir from Arab control for our Persiabros.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736787101D8CtDE0O50iufg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736787101HwmcIIFDdH4cvg.webp

Gets us some brownie points, and the city was outside of our expansion zone and not really that desirable. If the map is coherent at all, yellow is a "Contested Zone" while red is strictly foreign. Agarum is the furthest south in our contested zone. The Abbasids are willing to surrender it peacefully at this point.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736787102Bq5c80CBaTPQXg.webp

:marseymuslimitsover:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736789081APEx7rYnbqQ6QQ.webp

England is about to split. We'll gonna let them go too. :marseywave2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736791052tUrDIADet8S9Kg.webp

We're back to Stable. The economy has been a rollercoaster with our conquests but this has been offset by trade route buildings that start becoming available around medieval times. Most notably we now actually have Good Relations and positive foreign stability :marseysoypoint2: I didn't know such a thing was possible. I guess all the liberation has worked out :marseyembrace:

Before there are more European powers on the map, we may as well invade France now. The only other European nation is Spain and they don't like them that much, so they won't be annoyed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736796240uAu465EXz3U4QQ.webp

Charlemagne probably thinks we're schizo :marseyblep3:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736796932bYW8bQ8lUjBQbQ.webp

Success! France will now capitulate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736796932ijhHdfvEBHZ2LQ.webp

The Kingdom of France is now the "Province of Gaul". They are our semi-independent b-word, we can direct their research, they join our wars, and we can sometimes demand resources. With Bordeaux they will still be able to colonize. We'll just have to help them out in technology a little.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736799997ASTnPDrBo6Z1kQ.webp

The Mali Empire will voluntarily vassalize as well, but unfortunately for our Malibros we don't really want them. :afroblackjak: There's only room for five vassal civilizations. We do want to maintain good relations though when the slave trade starts tho.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736797276u9fknMV2xdETww.webp

Spain has declared war on the Moors, so we'll take our army from France and join them to retake our western territory. They didn't get a chance to build any wonders, oh well.

We might as well make this into another crusade :carpletsfuckinggo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736799102KkG0L7qL2qn5hw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736799102r19dTePqtDPqLA.webp

IT'S ON

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736799102g3Vbfa7M3QzH5Q.webp

Reconquista time :marseyflagspainpat:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736803252C__heAPGomRYJw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736802965WLEKvIZkkKKqNA.webp

As we retake land we start to get overextended. Time to whip neighbors and enact population control :marseycracka:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368169254JYr7oga7w_C7g.webp

:marseythumbsup2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736808653aBtqkUEeXMcqaQ.webp

Cordoba is defended by a Great General, Abd al-Mu'min. This is the first time we've actually gotten to fight one in combat.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736808653i_SW8uFT2HrMbQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736804878Lnocf4rDy7YNMg.webp

Morocco goes down :marseyflagmoroccogenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736804878zoQPt46lCSRfCQ.webp

And frick it, let's go take Hungary too, there's a nice gold mine :marseymerchant:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736812420TZqbSCXsVkwLww.webp

Right after Morocco's defeat this crazy b-word declares war on me :marseywut2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736816926XV9frvNxLq-N-Q.webp

Apparently Spain is dead set on completing the Reconquista and Catholic Roman controlled Cordoba isn't good enough.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736816926Dhxjj46_oJ1sMQ.webp

She's very stubborn and refuses negotiations even after I retake Tarragona and pillage the heck out of her land.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736816927az57HOsPMwCsYA.webp

Only after taking her capital and forcing her to relocate her palace to Santiago does she surrender.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736816927iAMnYRIvsL1k_Q.webp

I was going to liberate Cordoba anyway :marseyeyeroll: She is now a vassal with France as the "Province of Hispania".


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736816929jibHeCPvqmrykg.webp

Islam has been thoroughly BTFO. There are no more muslim states in the world. The Moors are dead and the Arabians collapsed when Turks took Mecca. We now control from the Strait of Gibraltar to the Sudan and Iraq, with two vassal provinces.

We're Solid stability but getting a little too big for our britches :marseyobesekfc: and risking a correction. Fortunately I have a couple Great People I've been sitting on who can trigger another Golden Age should it be necessary. :marseygolden2:

Other rising threats are coming - I think the northern Italian city states are going to attempt to split off around 1100AD, and the Ottoman Empire is going to reconquer all my middle eastern gainz around the 1200s. :marseyscream:

We already have technology to start exploring the New World but the Aztecs haven't even been born yet. That will have to wait until 1300~. I want Roman conquistadors :marseyconquistador:

Part 6 :marseyluther:

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"76 percent of British converts to radical forms of Islam are ginger." :marseysalat:

Muhammad had a red beard, it's the religion where gingers can be the main character.

Hollywood jews replaced all the gingers with blacks so they had to retaliate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738443560hoQ6s_E9NqXCLg.webp

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!wfhchads the future :marseykangtheconqueror: is here!

apparently you can get an AI clone now! and attend smeeting from the bed :marseytoasty: or the pooper :marseyskibiditoilet2:!

:#marseyneet:

!codecels !wfhchads

https://getpickle.ai/

More demos on their YT channel. IMHO, it's interesting but still a bit uncanny. https://youtube.com/channel/UCTO1-XqHWXgZar7rtphMXjg

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1igrqrg/this_guy_is_on_a_zoom_call_but_not_actually_in/

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:marseyhibernian: O'Grimacey has returned from retirement and has brought shamrock shakes to Mcdonald's :marseyhibernian:

:u::p: :t::h::e: :r::a: :marseyira:

The shamrock shake is back at Mcdonald's before it's even valentine's day along with Grimace's Uncle O'Grimacey who hasn't been seen since the '80s. He seems like a chill guy (see image below) and I'm happy Grimace has been united with his beloved uncle. :marseyembrace:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738894609f7TaL8h2H9CelA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388946095gdYwg3iUWiKqw.webp

I got one today and it was sweeter than I remember but maybe they just put too much mysterious green syrup in mine. 7.5/10 but I wonder how it'll taste after I put it in the freezer.

!goyslopenjoyers

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Chud working :marseylifting: for Elon Musk's AI company :marseyapple2: FIRED after LEAKING… the existence of Grok 3?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739337514Mt5-MG_96OVUmA.webp

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image of his two accounts, the second :marseygunnut: one he used to ban evade (which normally twitch :marseypoggers: would :marseywood: never :marseyitsover: even let you appeal after you ban evade lol)

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A guy just walked out on a date??

					
					

According to reddit: he doesn't deserve this neurodivergent bacterial vaginosis scented TSA queen.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WomensHealth/comments/1hsdicx/hey_all_first_time_posting_in_this_sub_hope_yall/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1e8ehfd/i_know_this_is_a_long_shot_but_if_you_were_dinger/

Don't take this the wrong wayβ€” Do you actually look like your photos? Or are they a collage of you on your best day, and not rooted in reality?

I've walked out on dates. It's almost 100% of the time because the person misrepresented themself in some way. Maybe they hid something obvious. Maybe they were in denial about aging or weight fluctuation. He could have also built you up in his mind into someone you're not, and then panicked when he was met with reality (this has also happened to me) Who knows. But yea, for leaving after 5 mins, I'm guessing it had to do with an unmet expectation.

:marseyclueless:

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BROCK!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739192531Gx-V8hiJnqYfzQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391925339ydd_QdPopEXlw.webp

Stressed so I've been taking photos like crazy :marseyschizotwitch:

!animalposters !cats

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Anyone here giga-vaxed?
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