!codecels it's 1000 lines of copy/paste slop that would get an intern bullied

The South African did another heckerino - in response reddit jannies have taken up their mops in protest to "petition" their userbase about a total ban on Twitter/X links. Numerous subs have already joined, including but not limited to:

r/MadeMeSmile

r/BlueskySocial

r/DnD

r/nba

r/pcgaming

r/newjersey

r/formula1

r/hockey

r/chelseafc

r/boardgames

r/CHIBears

r/ffxiv

r/detroitlions

r/OnePiece

r/steelers

r/ireland

r/magicTCG

r/antiwork (carp added this one with jannie abuse powers hi!!!!!)

Is this totally organic? Will it accomplish anything? Doesn't matter, it's a reddit protest!!

#Pokemon
두꺼운 지방 잠만보 생방송에서 그려보았습니다 pic.twitter.com/ph9QXxw9q8

— 감토리 (@gamtoryy) February 10, 2025

I completely forgot I signed up for assisted suicide 2 years ago and my appointment is tomorrow and they won’t let me cancel it pic.twitter.com/B5YvKFHWsD

— NEET (@NEETsongs) February 17, 2025

!alligatorfrickhouse !maids

WANTED THE UPMARSEYS BEFORE Y'ALL REALIZED WILL EDIT WITH MORE INFO + DRAMA

This is what a burger would see before the app shutdown

Visiting TikTok in the US now leads to the following:

(website)

(app)

The ban relies on your tiktok account's region. Using a VPN won't do anything unless you're signed out.

Rising posts are a great place to find nice dramamines, it's currently full of ban screenshots but there's also gems like this:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/1i4od06/the_fact_people_are_more_enraged_about_tik_tok/

VARIOUS DRAMAMINES:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tiktokhelp/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTok/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tiktokhelp/comments/1i4pk5g/how_to_get_around_the_ban/ (links to a groomercord that supposedly teaches how to "get around the ban", not joining cuz r4 but ik some of y'all are secret groomercordians)

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTok/comments/1i4nh5y/does_anyone_else_think_this_is_all_propaganda/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTok/comments/1i4fjd6/just_my_thoughts/ (doesn't talk bad about reddit for some reason )

Apple has removed TikTok from the U.S. App Store ‼️ pic.twitter.com/YFpa2g1BJ6

— Apple Hub (@theapplehub) January 19, 2025

BREAKING: TikTok has officially shut down in the US pic.twitter.com/vbxbiMwyJq

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 19, 2025

🚨#BREAKING: TikTok has officially been banned and shut down in the United States.

📌#UnitedStates | #USA

Just moments ago, TikTok released a message to its users announcing that it has been officially banned and shut down in the United States. Upon opening the app, all 170+… pic.twitter.com/IJliuF5IVb

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 19, 2025

TikTok has officially shut down in the U.S. pic.twitter.com/jbgayWYUFo

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) January 19, 2025

Nature is healing pic.twitter.com/OMNTbObkZr

— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) January 19, 2025

TikTok has officially been banned in the U.S.😳‼️ pic.twitter.com/BsBfZJBHHa

— RapTV (@Rap) January 19, 2025

BRAND NEW UNTAPPED DRAMAMINES:

Breaking : CapCut has been shut down in the US TONIGHT after TikTok Banned pic.twitter.com/hNBg9jnKqU

— Raphousetv (RHTV) (@raphousetv2) January 19, 2025

TikTok has officially been removed from the App Store in the U.S.🇺🇸😳💔 pic.twitter.com/fCK0inALrd

— Raphousetv (RHTV) (@raphousetv2) January 19, 2025

🚨#BREAKING: Here are the following apps shut down in the United States tonight:
• TikTok
• CapCut
• Lemon8
• Gauth
• Hypic

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 19, 2025

https://t.co/CBXYNeC12Y

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 19, 2025

well tiktok is gone now 💔💔 pic.twitter.com/5676UcpKAy

— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) January 19, 2025

VARIOUS THINGS THAT I FOUND THAT I FIND FUNNY:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1i4ph8x/the_last_video_i_got_to_watch/

They finally soyjakked the America is Fascist for banning TikTok girl pic.twitter.com/XAMxcwrF9F

— Spinachbrah 🥗 (@basedspinach) January 18, 2025

First Tik Tok now calculator app… this day can’t get any worse pic.twitter.com/MpURFLcOfA

— greg (@greg16676935420) January 19, 2025

MrBeast, Kai Cenat, and Soulja Boy failed to save TikTok. pic.twitter.com/d608wXy2wf

— DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) January 19, 2025

Unsurprisingly, all the bot nsfw tiktok subreddits are not talking about the ban.

!burgers !chuds !coomers !fartneighbors !g*mers !humans !pantspoopers !pinggrouplovers !pings !transphobes !wincels

Most of crypto for the last while has been based on the asymmetric difficulty of two items of the same maths operation

p = prime1

q = prime2

result = p * q

asymmetry 1 : it is very easy to check that a number multiplied by result involved p and q, assuming you know them already.

asymmetry 2: it is very hard to work out what p and q are if you only see the result term, mostly because they're [a] prime and [b] big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_function

!codecels

Netflix made a new documentary about Alexander The Great. Within the first 8 minutes, they turned him gay. pic.twitter.com/y56b4eDkjb

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 5, 2024

It’s still unproven speculation and should definitely not be shoved into the first 8 minutes

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 6, 2024

Noo it's not proven that Alexander was bussy blasting hot twinks nooo

Hmm..... next thing they will say, he conquered nothing 🙄

— Jeff G. (@jlgusa) February 5, 2024

You can only conquer shit when you're a super straight alpha male like me

they're playing the long game pic.twitter.com/riSWBZEbSb

— Bruce Wayne (Batman) (@IBetmang) February 5, 2024

It was a very long game, the gayreeks have won, gen Z is gay

First step pic.twitter.com/FCN8sqz8Cf

— HENRY 🇳🇬🇷🇺 (@hadean_holocene) February 16, 2024

Chuds (black) are suddenly upset when a euro country embraces it's traditions

2,347 years after his death and they want him to be a "Gay Hero" lol

— AF America (@MagaTalkDaily) February 5, 2024

No one can escape the liberal gayinization

https://x.com/Twitermytweet/status/1754623627377447164

I don't think a guy who conquered whole countries cared too much to keep his enemies' kids alive

Who had Alexander the great is gay on Their bingo card?

— Michelle LA🇨🇦 (@MichelleLA1981) February 6, 2024

Everyone with half a brain cell you r-slur

Thank you!!! Couldnt watch after that.

Nobody argues that there was no sodomy but why do they have to film romantic sunlit moments of hair stroking and talking about feelings?

— Crypto Peepee (@tal_farlow) February 6, 2024

Because gayreeks were sappy kid of strags

Yeah, I'm glad they didn't race swap this one. 🤣🤣🤣

— BrandNewDay (@MakeThoseAngry) February 7, 2024

I know, they could have made him monkeydonian

Turned it off at that moment. It's basically unfounded speculation by leftist academics that he was homosexual or even bisexual. They might as well have cast a black or Asian actor in the role as that would've had as much historical basis.

— Vin Tanner (@VinTanner417682) February 10, 2024

Alexander was the only greek in Greece who didn't frick other men, that's why he was the Great

Make it gay and lame!

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 5, 2024

Who else will Netflix turn gay next? Achilles? Is no one safe?

!jannies chud post

Halftime show sucked

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/1ilvnzl/here_comes_the_racism/

s ruin magic

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1iln7lb/maros_final_word_on_dei_in_magic/

New hampshire chud victory

https://old.reddit.com/r/newhampshire/comments/1ilniy4/new_hampshire_gop_lawmakers_join_attacks_on_dei/

Trump derangement syndrome can be cured

https://old.reddit.com/r/Omaha/comments/1ilscfa/its_been_getting_increasingly_worrisome_out_here/

Asians don't need the democrats

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ilslpu/east_asians_have_been_on_a_generational_run_for/

Magic the gathering again

https://old.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/1ilorsr/since_it_is_already_locked_in_the_main_sub_here/

These don't have to be explicitly political. Just something that can be applied to our politics. Unfortunately while the writing in Madoka Magica is top tier and the story makes me feel in ways that few other forms of media can, it does not do politics very well which is why I took my favorite quote from a series that is actually based around geopolitics.

In a way this quote truly encapsulates the condition of our current political system, and in a way it mirrors the shinobi world quite well. For example we don't get to choose our sides. People act like we get a choice but there just are not many options. For example like the shinobi, we are given a village, a country. And that country can be segmented down into clans, families, and many other forms of allegiances. All of these are decided entirely by the nature of our own birth, rather than our own choices.

We are guided only by the necessity to make the most prudent choice. We are expected to be part of the group and sacrifice our entire being for its benefit. Like the shinobi each one of us is little more than a tool to be discarded when we are no longer useful. Is that not the way things should be?

Anyways, I'm excited to see your favorite anime quotes that can be applied to political systems! If anyone finds away to do this with the Madoka Magica series please let me know! I have been trying to find a way for years but it just doesn't seem to fit.

!anime

Darklands Series

1 - Darklands LP Part I

2 - Darklands LP Part II: Charles Bronson Edition

3 - Darklands LP III: Nuns and Coins

4 - Darklands LP Ep IV: Introduction to Equipment & Combat

5 - Darklands LP Part V: We finally briefly go out into the dark lands

6 - Darklands LP VI: We actually start a quest!

7 - Darklands LP VII: We reach our destination

8 - Darklands LP VIII: Raubritter confrontation & learning how combat works

9 - Darklands LP IX: I'm not giving you my goddarn alchemical materials

10 - Darklands LP X: We actually do some alchemy!

11 - Darklands LP XI: The Main Plot

12 - Darklands LP XII: Halloween Edition

13 - Darklands LP XIII: Detour

Episode XIV

We're headed toward Denmark to attack the Fortress Monastery, but we're going to run into a few things along the way.

The Castle

I stop by a castle. Let's see what's going on here. (I love the artwork in this game so much it's unreal.)

Well I can't let this continue. I ain't Scheherazade but let's see if I can convince this wicked lord to change his evil ways.

These peepeeheads won't even let me in to confront him!

I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

Note that there are other saints who can get you up there in different ways. Like levitation.

The castle guards like using their bows. Fine. I'll just shoot back. My guys need some practice.

Since we're in a fairly large castle, we go into non-combat mode until the next time one of them sees us. Time to search the place. These fights get kind of annoying because only one person can go through a doorway at a time. So you have to wait your first guy to get through before you send your second. But this will be of tactical importance in certain situations, like in the Fortress Monastery.

This is the main gate. If we had blasted our way through with a potion we would had have started out here. We could also retreat through it if we wanted to, but we're doing fine.

Frick this. I've searched almost every room and I can't find the castle lord. I'm getting bored. (This virtually never happens btw, this is just incredibly bad luck.) I'm out of here.

Back on the road. I run into another one of those corrupt Dominican friars peddling indulgences. Remember how last time I had St. Dominic himself set him straight? This time I'll use another saint, one who is against church corruption in general.

It's incredible how much content there is in this game. I'm still finding new stuff that I've never seen before.

A Mid-game Quest

Uh oh. WTF is going on here? Suddenly the normal travel music is replaced by something really ominous.

It's probably some MMO tard who likes flying around on dragons in Guild Wars 2 or whatever.

Goddammit this is gonna cost me so much.

old hags cackle as they stuff carrion into a filthy leather sack

That's just an ordinary thing you see every day in Portland.

Pagans. I hate these guys... er... girls.

Dammit! I'll definitely need to go replace my equipment after this.

This is what happens when you piss off /r/witches_vs_patriarchy.

Notice how many choices this game gives you when you run into a problem.

Finally we found him. I think we've got him now.

I try to reason with the dragon. I doubt this will work as dragons are satanic beings. But who knows? Maybe they just got a bad rap?

I knew it. Okay, we're dealing with a dragon here so when combat starts it's time for everyone to take a Flamewall potion for protection. Also Hardarmor and Strongedge to improve the weapons of Sasha and Nathan. (Since Yuna and I use impact weapons we would need Greatpower instead and somehow I neglected to make any of those.)

Just to make sure we're protected from flames I also implore St. Polycarp for some help. (He was burned at the stake for refusing to burn incense for the Roman Emperor.)

Or as we call him in Marseyese:

I have everyone take a missile shot and then just charge this bastard.

Redactor is getting the heck beaten out of him. Better take an Essence o' Grace potion just to be sure he isn't killed. And a New Wind to restore some endurance since he was about to fall. That 19 point hit must be Nathan using his alchemically enhanced halberd. Normally it's not great at penetration, but with Strongedge it is and it inflicts massive damage.

We cut through him pretty fast. I dunno if that's a bug or we're really that good. I guess I did do everything possible to prepare for fighting a dragon. St. Polycarp especially gives you a huge advantage. Just pretend that was a really epic fight.

Fame 216: Good reputation!

We're gonna have to stop singing this song now:

And we've got 100 florins now if we need to buy anything.

Meta

Next time I really will go to the Fortress Monastery. I just wanted you to see one of the more complex mid-game quests, but it was a bit disappointing. There's a lot more dragon-related encounters you can have while searching for it. We just happened to run into him early.

I had to go all the way from Bohemia to the outskirts of Koln to bring this quest to you. The things I do for you people.

@kaamrev

In case you're like me, and had no idea what an "ego death" involves other than a vague awareness of it being some kind of Freudian nonsense:

Oh, he went nuts. Why not just say so?

So Bardfinn was a normal well adjusted functioning adult 20-30 years ago?

Not exactly.

That's right. Our neighbor walked away from the best job he ever had because the boys wanted to go to Hooters.

Now he collects welfare payments and creates AI horrors he can post on BlueSky for 27 likes.

Was on hinge (mistake #1) talking to a guy who was a massive Ariana Grande stan (mistake #2). He mentioned her and how much he loved her music, and I mentioned something about liking her music (lie) but I'm worried about how she looks right now. Immediately this man went off about (exact words) how "problematic" it is for me, "as a man", to "gossip about women's bodies". I'm not trying to gossip, I'm genuinely concerned. She's bone. It's horrifying to see, especially in the face of younger girls/gay men [lets be real] who may end up thinking there isn't a thing wrong with being that skinny, and any comment of genuine concern is "gossip". Even worse, this didn't seem like the opinion of some one off arianapilled r-slur, but a pretty popular opinion online to just ...not mention how she looks in any context. I'm genuinely worried. She looks incredibly sick.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1itnjqz/ariana_grande_looks_like_absolute_shit_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1ipahb7/the_united_states_of_america_and_the_people_vs/

I like this place a lot :) It makes me smile.

OI GUVNAH YEW GO' A LOICENSE F'DAT DEYUH POIN'Y KNOIFE COR BLOIMEY INNIT?

A Hollywood actor who glamorizes psychotic murderers on death row as the good guys told England to ban pointy knives

!burgers point and laugh at the !britbongs

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isc201/this_is_how_you_restrict_a_song_which_should_have/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isi6og/macklemores_new_song_critical_of_trump_and_musk/

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

I think we should commit genocide on Russia and China and Iran and North Korea with nuclear weapons.

I don't want regime change, I just don't want their government and citizens to be alive at all

!burgers

Congrats to Mexico voters! 🇲🇽

*MEXICAN PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM SAYS HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION WITH TRUMP

*WILL DEPLOY 10,000 NATIONAL GUARD IMMEIDATLEY TO BORDER TO AVOID TRAFFICKING OF DRUGS TO U.S.

*TARIFFS DELAYED FOR A MONTH https://t.co/qJ4oI08guG

— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) February 3, 2025

Blackface trusted the bean yenta to team up on Donald and he got fricked

She's kinda based for it tbh