Instead of using a steam deck like a normal person, some people need to soy out and get OFFICIAL nintendo switch controllers to use with their machine that already has controllers built in. Not only that, they're also tying it to the headrest of the person in front of them (because frick the rich people who have the privilege to fly). Thankfully the top comments were able to escape the circlejerk of the subreddit and realize that this probably isn't a nice thing to do nor impressive. The funniest part is that he has a tray table right in front of him AND a custom case which has a kickstand.

I NEED CONSTANT STIMULATION YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FRICK YOU

Remember that Mike Pondsmith, who invented all this crap, is a BLack man who has exclusively dated white women since he was a teenager so this is OK.

Anyway, I started the Dogtown part of the game (from the Phantom Liberty DLC) which is very good but the small area is a little too busy which causes some serious jank and framerate drops. The new car theft missions have caused my PC to crash a couple of times. Apparently the REDengine CD Project Red use is just not up to maintaining a game like this. They have already announced they're dumping it for future releases and rely on Unreal 5. I've had some shocking glitches while driving- cars appearing out of nowhere, falling out of the sky like that guy in Morrowind...

I even had a car spawn directly under me, catapulting my car 30 feet into the air. The game has avoided this from being too immersion-breaking by making almost every car that has collidedwith me driven by a woman.

There is a character in this game called 'Mr. Hands' who seemed to change his voice actor. This is controversial so I innocently googled "Mr Hands voice controversy"...

Yeah, they maybe should have checked that name before they used it.

The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until today. Was it so they could scrub her social media? Her Facebook page has been wiped. However, her Google+ image is below. If it turns out Lobach was a lesbian DEI pilot, I won't be surprised. pic.twitter.com/t8ShMR57dJ

— Joel Gilbert (@JoelSGilbert) February 2, 2025

!fellas what's the verdict?

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Now that we are freee, let's all admit that everyone loves titties. Titties are great. Hers are great. God bless titties.

Jaden Smith arrives to the 67th Annual #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/EMKKUiEnlY

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!codecels !burgers

!coons

A senator yelling that the science can be wrong, but we shouldn’t question it because The Science is settled, perfectly sums up the absurdity of what we dealt with during Covid pic.twitter.com/bEnXt4v3cC

— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) January 30, 2025

IDK what the context is

Some nonsense article has come out which cites:

A number of people connected to the Trump team have talked about "regime change" in the UK

'a number of people talking' holy shit total journ*list death

I didn't read it but basically it's about orange daddy wanting to get rid of starmer so naturally it caused some spilled cups of tea in the cute twink subreddit.

Good luck with that. Our next election doesn't have to be until 2029 so the orange turd is gonna have to wait a tiny bit

regime change? heh good luck with th-

>This article may be too long to navigate comfortably.

They will be hoping to use Twitter, social media, the papers and propaganda to make him so unpopular that he has to stand down.

Is Keir Starmer really the last bastion of hope for a world without fascist leaders? I'm scared.

Hey remember like six months ago when he released 1700 violent offenders and suspended due process in order to jail people who commented emojis on facebook posts?

I know you're joking, but if the UK, Germany and/or France go full right wing nut job then that's the set up for world authoritarian rule.

• man who can't purchase a knife without submitting a video of him next to his passport

I would think a UK headline "United Kingdom wants a regime change in the US" might prove popular.

We have about as much cache on the world stage as, say, Burundi. Paul Kagame publicly bent us over and this chap thinks he's Disraeli

but there is a very real possibility that the US can meaningfully alter and rewrite British politics against our will.

No they can't.

Coming from reddit user who was absolutely convinced Musk and his Bots are going to destroy democracy any day now?

You have to fight Trump with strength. This means letting it be known that meeting the Royal Family is conditional on Trump and Musk not interfering in UK politics as a start. Oh and I certainly would not be sharing intelligence right now: uk assets are at risk.

Yes, yes, and yes!

>W-we'll uhh.. stop you from meeting King Charles _{even though we have no power to do that}

wow talk about soft power! We've really got Drumpf over a barrel on this one I actually thought this was a joke until someone replied clapping like a seal

Starmer could be described as a lot of things, socialist? Don't be silly…

bro please

Frick Trump and his regime. We need to keep his influence away from our way of life.

>our way of life

This guy's entire life is football and sneeding about Trump and Musk

I love how the Right always harped on their hatred/fear of a New World Order. Guess what idiots? This last election should fall under "leopards ate my face"

So we're happy to be bullied by the US now, but the EU was an issue?

Reddit liberals are now Enochposting. Chuds really are playing eight-dimensional chess.

X (formerly chiobu) try to restrain yourself from pinging this guy with r*pe threats

- Lil B

https://old.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/1i7j8ti/before_i_move_to_south_africa/m8lcq2o/?context=8

>Frick you we dont take back our criminals

>You will NOT fly them here on your planes

:tariffs

>Okay you can fly them, but only to a nearby country

>We can pick them up ourselves sir

>Your higness master Trump of course you can fly them here, on your planes, sir

Frick all of you who said the tariffs are just a meme and wont work. Not even week into presidency and scoring wins

first of all I will stop drinking right now as all it's done is gotten me into giant escalating fights with random people, inspired me to engage in poorly thought out troll attempts, and call women out to fist fights.

but the thing I'm most upset about is I let @TheGrillcast down - I will be better from now on.

not Haivng him as Ur lock Screen bcuz Ur ashamed of His Face ? That Just means U guys are a Private , Introverted , Discrete Couple . not Like all those other Gross weirdos Doing PDA on the Tram !! cant Stop stalking Ur hotter Exes On their Socials ? it's Because U Kno they Cant Compare 2 Ur Boyfriend's GROUNDED, DOWN TO EARTH , UNIQUE hotness <3

As part of my Banlog, I am somewhat inclined to give @BIGBILLYKONGDONG a serious ban for the outrageous boomerphilia on display.

As a work of ironic praise for a 78 year old man's fantasy, it's a solid piece. Truly let us celebrate that we are all collectively engaged in a public arts project to facilitate the transition of boomers out of public life.

It's truly funny that we are all pretending that this old man is a president. That he is mentally capable, and not just lashing out with random whims with other aged decrepit men. The elaborate practical joke we're pulling on our elderly is a riot of laffs.

But:

For me the choice is easy.

I'm the most punk poster there and I'm a preppy little dandy.

america “joking” about invading canada is kind of like if a man and a woman were alone on a yacht and he joked about raping her

— zinnia (village retard) (@zinniaa_3) February 5, 2025

It's always at least twice. I guess I'm getting old.

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You mean woke policies (-11)

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The Chancellor speaks of what it was to be Australian. Being forthright and honest was always a central theme describing Australians yet today all we see are lies and distortions.While no sensible person condones the firebombings, lets put this in context. They were in protest against the atrocities conducted by the Israeli government against the Palestinian people in Gaza. It's that simple and only narcissistic people will see the truth and disregard the facts. (Note, government and not those of the Jewish faith).I agree with other posters that this country is merely a shell of its former self, and that, unfortunately, is a direct result of allowing too much media influence being given to one person whose agenda backs up the fact that once too much power is allowed in the hands of a morally bankrupt group; well, nothing good has ever come from that. (-2)

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You're missing some "context" there mate. Like the part where Hamas forces stormed into Israel, killed 1000 people and took 800 hostage which triggered all of this. (11)

So that makes it ok to murder 10s of thousands of civilians and children? (-4)

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What resonates the most for me is that we have lost our sense of humour and larrikin spirit. People overseas have this perception of Australia and Australians as knock about good humoured people. We used to be, we aren't anymore, we take ourselves and issues far too seriously. (13)

HTF can your main post be about rising anti-semitism (which I agree is a bad thing), then in this comment you're saying "we take ourselves and our issues far too seriously"???So should I take anti-semitism seriously or not seriously if it isn't personally an issue for me?And what does larrikin even mean? Is some dumb frick with no real understanding of history (too busy being a larrikin in Year 10 to listen…) who does an 'ironic' nazi salute as a 'joke' a larrikin or an anti-semite? What about the same kind of person saying dumb, stereotypical stuff about muslims? Or Blackfellas? Or even women? Should we take them equally seriously or is that taking things 'too seriously'?I actually do agree with you that we have lost a lot of empathy, community and even mateship somewhere over the last little bit. Like the slow progress towards equality we made over the last generation has suddenly been battered back by economic pressure, splintering social connections, pervasive social media disinf... (5)

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With that kind of attitude towards them, I can't imagine why you got banned before. It's a mystery for the ages. (1)

My 'attitude' of observing the fact they don't want to assimilate, they bring their hatred and cultural 'norms' that conflict with ours with them and then they have the expectation of we bend for them, and that is a bad thing for me to do? Muslims hate western society, and how we live, they make not secret of it and someone of us don't want to be hated in our own country…and that makes me bad? Why? For example, Sydney has seen a rise is gay bashings recently, violent thugs bashing lifeguards, Anti-Semitic fire bombings and vandalism. Last summer, it was a string of groping and sexual touching of women/girls at beaches, where they were let off because 'their culture doesn't know any better'. I wonder what 'culture' they are referring to. I wonder who is responsible for that. 🤔Violence is normalised and celebrated in their culture. It's not in ours. And recognising that's doesn't make me a bad person. (4)

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We are just mirroring what's happening all across the world.Bigotry and racism is a global epidemic and will only get worse while right wing propaganda spreads unchecked.Anti-Semitism is terrible of course but no worse than any other form of racism or hate crime.Will all racism/hate crime be classed as terrorism if Peter Dutton ever becomes prime minister or will that just be reserved for certain groups?All we can do is s stay vigilant and protect what we have and don't allow our politicians to politicise issues that don't deserve to be. (1)

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Watch grubby discuss it. There's a reason grubby is a 6x world champion at war3 and pirate is pretty garbage at playing mage. Zero self reflection and massive ego are a bad combination for self improvement.He won't learn. I read up yesterday some furry's had a hate campaign against him 20 years ago for the same exact shit. He's not learnt in 20 years he isn't gunna suddenly learn now. (2)

Yeah I think Grubby ended up laying the majority of fault on Ozy, Snupy, and Yamato. Pirate and Sara were least at fault for the entire situation, and Yamato flashing his inner League Rage was judged very poorly. And then Yamato dragged his community all over the place whining so loudly and spreading toxicity so determinedly that one of the chillest, most guild-dedicated streamers in Onlyfangs got gkicked. One day, the line is 'if the vibes are off, you gotta bail!' then Yamato starts whining and all of the sudden Pirate is scapegoated so that Onlyfangs can retain a larger viewer count. Soda did Thor wrong. Hope Yamato is as helpful to the guild as Pirate was... lulz. (-2)

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You mean, only asmongold thinks he didn't do anything wrong?Everyone else is in agreement that he could have helped more on the run out. (4)

No, anyone who is familiar with the event, onlyfangs and with hardcore wow knows he didn't do anything wrong. This is nothing more than a loud subsection of kissless redditors farming engagement, updoots and drama. (-3)

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All he needed to say was"I'm sorry looking back i could have done more to help the group i panicked a bit and ran when run was called" (11)

Nah, he shouldn't. He didn't do anything wrong. Not even right wing reactionary pundit Asmongold thinks he did anything wrong. (-1)

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What a load of crap from reading this tweet. The only manipulation going on is the marks to pretend it's shit.How the frick do you get "gaslamping" from "I never said I was perfect". (0)

I get gaslamping from him telling everyone that whoever says something negative about him that they're just blaming the pull on only him, and that everyone who was banned were harassing and threatening him. Since the very start everyone has said the pull wasn't his fault. He banned a tonne of people who did absolutely nothing. Lots of people just asked simple questions or said the word mana lol. He's said all the streamers who reacted to him are just doing so for clout, and jumping on the hate bandwagon. Instead of addressing anyone and solving it, He's gaslamping any of his viewers into thinking that everyone else is just harassing him because it's the cool thing to do.Anyone actually harassing him are scum btw, I don't comment on twitch at all because there are too many of those people He's referring to, but the fact he seemingly doesn't even know why everyone's mad at him and blaming it on them just trying to blame the mage is crazy. Imo it shows he hasn't actually taken a seco... (1)

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I watched a 40+ minute video of Grubby breaking down the entire thing, and Grubby was pretty clear about Yamato having Sara's death on his hands, because the tank really didn't deserve to be alive in a trade off like that, after such a terrible entry and pull in an instance as dangerous as this one. He also made it clear that Pirate likely would have been more amenable to help if Yamato wasn't being so hostile and confused about why Pirate was running after being told to. Personally, I believe that if Yamato had just kept his arm in his mouth and let Ozy call, Pirate wouldn't have been on the defensive and would have turned around to help at that last corner, where there was no longer any danger of more butt pulls.As it stands though, Yamato, who was spasming and making confused calls overtop of Ozy while he stood safely in Vanish range, convinced Sara to sacrifice himself for the tank who made the bad pull, and reinforced Pirate's uncooperative attitude. Yeah. I watched the video. W... (0)

Confused calls? Yelling? Bro is yapping about things that never happened.He called run. Everybody ran together except pirate. Pirate blinked 80 yards away. Then he called pirate to come back. Pirate listened to his "run" call but not his "come back" call, and blinked away + barriered while his mouse was literally hovering over his mana gem.Pirate then immediately calls himself more valuable than the other members (someone with 8 ears is objectively more valuable than onlyfangs 10th 300/300 enchanter, the raw skill expression alone is proof of that). Pirate had 1:40 before somebody died. That's how long he had to turn back. He had over a minute and a half to decide to blizzard for his friends.Trash mental. And that's all ignoring the complete lack of humility when their guild lead tried to smooth things over. He didn't even apologise to Sara and snupy who lost hundreds of hours. He didn't even apologise to the actual victims of the event.He makes his living off the public. Now he's p... (1)

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100%. People caring about this shit so much is sad (0)

People hating on a genuine loser isn't sad. It's funny and entertaining. This dude has been on his high horse forever and never admits he is wrong. Bro he even fought against Ross games 'stop killing games' game preservation effort. Like the dude is an butt. (0)

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>fed employee

>honest day's work

Maybe if y'all tried that earlier

Maybe memes will help

This "person" has a pension. You don't

Real bangers tho!

Won't someone please think of the contractors

What evil could have possibly forced valuable government contractor /u/BrownButtPlug * to lose his job?

*not the buttplug that's brown

Forced to do the same project with less people and expense... literal genocide

Ya don't say

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