https://old.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1igwfz1/same_people_50_years_apart/

!codecels nerd fight

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1igzqbe/hector_martin_behold_a_linux_maintainer_openly/

https://old.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/1igzqvl/hector_martin_behold_a_linux_maintainer_openly/

Honestly, I think Facebook has an algorithm that does this on purpose... If you scroll back to about one week ago, this was just another lame group posting unfunny normie memes. However, within the last week the Chuds and Soys have been doing battle and all of a sudden it appears in my feed lol.

Link to group:

www.facebook.com/groups/3472699292999947/

First post:

1. "you wouldn't know satire if it held a bolter to your temple" nerd posting intensifies

2. "You call this satire? Not a chance..." "another dribbler that thinks ironic settings can't be satire"

Second post:

1. "yet you wear a mask" "this you, bro?"

2. "wearing a mask in your profile photo... you look like a big P***" "I laughed way too hard at this, he looks like his Mom dressed him in that suit"

Third post:

1. "Chuds are obsessed with gay people" posts George Floyd Trans meme lol

2. "why all the gay shit... I don't get it..." "cry harder" "Say something intelligent. Queer and gay is a bad combination"

Fourth Post:

1. "can someone define woke?" "I'm glad you asked" proceeds to post great wall of text lol

2. "all that matters is the class war!" "I'm being told to tolerate people who hate my race!" "having to read about culture wars in my dorky manbaby FB group..."

That title is not hyperbolic.

!bardfinn !transphobes

We should’ve beaten Greg with hammers https://t.co/XmTdrGCO5o

— AD 🫧 (@mybrothersoath) January 27, 2025

You might remember this drama from the previous two posts about it:

Original post from the yoootoober themselves: https://rdrama.net/post/335788/i-have-pissed-off-1000s-of

Further sneeding: https://rdrama.net/post/336959/brave-dramasoldier-has-ended-up-causing

After 4 days, he's still generating whiny children. Technodad is the father of dead YouTuber Technoblade. He came out with the following statement:

It'll make more sense if you read (and upmarsey) the previous posts.

There's a lot of sneed on OP's tweet but it's kinda hard to parse what's being said as Minecrafter terminology has changed over the multitude of years that I haven't played the game. The guy OP's quoting has been tracking the whole situation.

NOBODY is letting our brave dramasoldier off the hook, even after he donated $100 to the charity that the dead YouTuber was fundraising for.

Further sneed about both our dramasoldier and another YouTuber defending him, TheMisterEpic.

Not only is TME being kkkanceled for defending racism on the TL, he's also being cancelled for… agreeing with a Turkey Tom video! I don't know a lot about the Wilbur Soot situation as I'm not a teenage girl, but apparently he bit his girlfriend and ppl have been melting down over it for YEARS.

He also points out in the thread how our dramafren was caught on the TERRIBLE INCEL DATING APP… duolicious. Lmfao I cannot express how much I'm laughing rn

Removed the photo just in case BB doesn't want it up, his face is censored but he does selfdox a lot so…

In the original video, he's basically just making fun of how people look… or the same reason these people identify themselves as an incel. He even acknowledges the true definition of the word at the beginning of the video. Later into the video he talks about how he hasn't really seen any "incels" (or his twisted definition of incel) on the app, mostly because incels are just people who can't have s*x and not he-man women haters.

The video itself is really unfunny and very hard to listen to as this British loser has a REALLY bad lisp. When it gets to the part that shows BB in his true glory, the YouTuber keeps soying that there's a Minecraft YouTuber on the platform. He tries to find who it is but he can't figure it out. The only comment acknowledging this is BB himself self reporting.

The very last tweet in the thread talks about how TME defends groomers. Well, I took two seconds to find the actual tweet and he doesn't appear to be defending groomers, in fact, he sounds like he's against it.

TheMisterEpic also defended sexualized content towards children. pic.twitter.com/TVlbtKns7n

— Jia ₍ • 🐽 • ₎ 🇵🇭 (@JiaThaPig) January 28, 2025

Original tweet:

Hot take:

Who cares what content he makes. Sure the guys cringe, but his main channel has 55 mil views, he's been more successful on YouTube then almost everyone criticising him. Content sucks but if he didn't do it, someone else would. Don't hate the player hate the game https://t.co/kUC7yXJAD6

— TheMisterEpic (@TheMisterEpicYT) April 25, 2024

The whole argument is over sexual thumbnails on YouTube videos, TME puts a purposefully vague quote tweet to farm interactions. He further replies clarifying that people should be protesting for change at YouTube VS attacking a shitty guy that'll just be replaced with another shitty guy. I find this especially funny when the guy who made the incel video (who's also part of this Minecraft YouTuber gang with the dead YouTuber) also has slightly suggestive thumbnails/themes.

NOW looping back to the original point… do you know the best part about all this… that incel video was made 8 months ago. If it actually becomes a part of this drama, that technically means he's been generating seethe for 8 MONTHS. Make sure to upmarsey to support my independent research and make sure to show "support" for everyone involved

https://web.archive.org/web/20250120162135/https://www.atf.gov/about/leadership

https://web.archive.org/web/20250122212843/https://www.atf.gov/about/leadership

@HailVictory1776

That last pic you can see the wealthy foids with their feet bound.

!historychads

It's always at least twice. I guess I'm getting old.

[–]Circumin -3 points 15 hours ago

>The Daily Wire. Probably had questions like "Do you agree with Republicans that schools should not be forcing s*x changes on children? Yes or no."

[–]Wyvernrider[S] 12 points 15 hours ago

>This was a NYtimes/Ipsos poll. Are you that dense?

https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/documentcowtools/f548560f100205ef/e656ddda-full.pdf

[–]Ok-Bookkeeper6926 -3 points 14 hours ago

>polls dont mean anything

More in the comments

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8m8ttj/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8mjc9d/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8mati6/?context=8

comment explains how he perceived reviews

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8mjoxp/?context=8

"Haiiiyyy. I'm Non-Binary! Give me attention!"

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8mj71x/?context=8

"Veilguard is as bad as that straggy Terf Book sequel"

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8mix5h/?context=8

SOME ACTUAL DRAMARAMA:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1i7n2pf/bloomberg_veilguard_sold_15_million_copies_in/m8m96gk/?context=8

Mega Cope

https://old.reddit.com/r/DownSouth/comments/1idqqg9/rwanda_vs_south_africa/

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78w1ze7v25o

!africans !brics

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Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

...I'm a lesbian. (7)

Then you'd stay silent. (-3)

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Can we please have a moratorium on these kinds of posts? (4)

You mustn't get mad. I'm sure if the male version of this post was made, you wouldn't say anything. Or you would pick a body type, lol. (-2)

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Those are literally both pics of Kim Kardashian. (142)

Blech! 🤮 (-5)

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Dude you're comparing surströmming to human beings with human bodies , plus if he doesn't like abs or whatever he can just reject or not even date people who have em without disrespecting them , I swear if a woman or a fem person said the same thing about short men it'd be a different story now come on (1)

Points is still the same? I've met people who were so morbidly obese that they couldn't properly wash themselves and it resulted in them smelling like death. They were legitimately nauseating. Some body types are disgusting and some are just not attractive and some are. Sugar coating it does nothing to help anyone.And we hear it all the time how women think short men are ugly or gross or "not a man" etc. they're entitled to that opinion too….so not sure why you're bringing that up unless you're just trying to cry about some double standards (which has constantly existed so again…doesn't change anything). (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

And I am so tired of it. (1)

I am as well. Reddit as a company had a reputation for being hostile to women for years and you can see it on the platform. Women's concerns are rarely taken seriously and women are allowed to be insulted and picked up for endless deficiencies ("don't be fat" "don't have small breasts" "don't have cellulite" "don't have too much body hair" "don't have a flabby stomach" etc) unless it's a negative comment about Ariana Grande but that's only because she has the most aggressive management team in the world. But otherwise women are routinely denigrated and insulted and posts bashing women's bodies are constantly amplified by Reddit, (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Crazy that all but one of these women would be in the thinnest 10% of the female American population.It's no wonder that dudes think there are no girls to date, if you all think this is a variety of body types, 90% of women don't even exist. Plus throw in the added overlays that they can't be over the age of 29, and the legal overlay that they must be 18, and you are all severely limiting yourselves. (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Dianagorgon

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Wanted to show some buddies of mine, this post, because I thought it was funny.

https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/333709/-

but when they clicked on the link, they couldn't access it. And then they started asking why there is trans flags everywhere, and why everything is pink and glittery.

I said "no its just ironic! it's meant to filter out seriousposting wingcucks" and then they said "whats a wingcuck?"

Then they started calling me a

So I desperately went on for 20 minuets trying to explain the website, but they just did not get it.

I tried pointing out some of the funny past antics like @HeyMoon baiting journos. But they said that it's just gay r-slurred reddit, and that I'm obsessed with s.

It really does seem like he fulfills the prophecies. There's a pinned post at top of that sub of a video of Donald meeting with some Israeli associates; apparently some Israeli's think Trump is the Messiah Ben Joseph. Is it possible a US-owned Gaza could be where the Third Temple is built?

!Nonchuds !anticommunists

The White House digital team deserves an award for what they have been pulling off. pic.twitter.com/zdkxMHsGy0

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 31, 2025

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN MY PRIME, AND THIS AIN'T EVEN FINAL FORM

THEY KNOCKED ME DOWN, BUT STILL, MY FEET, THEY FIND THE FLOOR

I WENT FROM LIVING ROOMS STRAIGHT OUT TO SOLD OUT TOURS

LIFE'S A FIGHT, BUT TRUST, I'M READY FOR THE WAR

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING, TO THE PEN, TO THE KING

WHERE'S MY CROWN? THAT'S MY BLING

ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING

SEE, I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART

SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING 'CAUSE I'M REACHING FOR THE STARS

WOAH-OH-OH

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (WOO)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN, I'M JUST CRUISIN' BY MY LONE'

THEY CAST ME OUT, LEFT ME FOR DEAD, THEM PEOPLE COLD

MY FAITH IN GOD, MIND IN THE SUN, I'M 'BOUT TO SOW (YEAH)

MY LIFE IS HARD, I TOOK THE WHEEL, I CRACKED THE CODE (YEAH-YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, MAN, THIS LIFE WILL BREAK YOU (YEAH, WOAH-OH-OH)

IN THE THICK OF IT, THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS (EVERYBODY KNOWS)

THEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE (YEAH)

I DON'T KNOW NO NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO ICE, I'M JUST COLD

FORTY SOMETHIN' MILLI' SUBS OR SO, I'VE BEEN TOLD (OOH-OOH)

WOAH-OH-OH (NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH, AYY, AYY)

THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES (NAH, NAH)

WOAH-OH-OH

I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES

[Текст песни «Sigma Boy (Сигма Бой)»]

[Интро: Betsy & Мария Янковская]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

[Припев: Betsy, Мария Янковская & вместе]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

[Куплет: Betsy & Мария Янковская]

(Betsy, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy)

Джаред, babe — котлета, Betsy — лето, как жара (Иу)

Так что милый мальчик будет прыгать и сгорать (Ага)

Упакуйся в мою Бентли, полезай в мой beauty box (Давай)

Ты мой sigma boy, но я желаю твоих слёз, понял?

Sigma, sigma boy, бэк на стол, достаю бэнкролл

Я куплю все Skittles, Snickers, точно будешь мой, boy

Sigma, sigma boy — я икона твоих икон

Обо мне мечтают так, как будто я биткоин, понял?

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Betsy & Мария Янковская (Maria Yankovskaya) - Сигма Бой (Sigma Boy) [English Translation]

Genius English Translations

Бобр (Beaver)

SLAVA SKRIPKA

Betsy & Мария Янковская (Maria Yankovskaya) - Сигма Бой (Sigma Boy) [Romanized]

Genius Romanizations

[Бридж: Мария Янковская & Betsy]

Sigma, sigma boy, но не мой, молча, как немой

Смотрит в никуда, ой какой, этот взгляд — огонь

Годы будут ждать, когда ты соберёшься

И меня когда-нибудь добьёшься

[Припев: вместе, Мария Янковская & Betsy]

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Каждая девчонка хочет танцевать с тобой

Sigma, sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy

Я такая вся, что добиваться будешь год

get sha

in its time as one of the deadest( but best) esports of all time, competitive tf2 has had numerous dramas, some funnier than others. most of these are libertarian drama. one notable one occurred back in 2016

b4nny

Grant "B4nny" Vincent is the most successful competitive tf2 player of all time, having at least 30 tournament wins, 4 international tournament wins and numerous other meaningless trophies for his collection since 2008, racking up over 28,000 hours in the game. (no seriously) He is notable for being perhaps the only tf2 player to have made a career from streaming and for his enormous ego, creating numerous moments of hilarity.

(there will be more.)

one of b4nny's most redeeming traits (at least in the past) remains his penchant for tweeting.

his tweet game was so prolific that there is a 15 page thread on the main competitive tf2 forum compiling people's favorites

https://www.teamfortress.tv/32408/favorite-b4nny-tweet

some of these have caused immense seethe.

some of my favourites include:

(ok, this one is pretty funny, hes making fun of someone for not going to lan because of school or something lol)

despite his mastermind X antics b4nny has had a rough relationship with the community through the years.

initially starting off well liked, something seemed to snap in b4nny's heart, turning it cold.

maybe this was when he got cucked by his teammate and continued to play with him after finding out because he loves winning that much. Maybe it was his own teammate leaving mid-playoffs match due to him insisting on swapping the team's roles around for some reason, causing his team to get upset, get 3rd place (up to this point b4nny hadnt been either 1st or second in the top division for 4 years!) and disband immediately after. This also happened again like 7 years later but thats a different story.

B4nny immediately rebuilt his team with new up and coming players (including some who would go on to play in theoverwatch league (lolll)

all was well in b4nny's camp. He had recently met his funding goal to attend the 2016 international lan hosted in some shithole in england idk lol

one fateful day, b4nny decided to beat his liver and stream drunk. Clearly intoxicated, b4nny streamed on. meanwhile an up and coming top european player by the name of thalash decided to do some trolling by insinuating that b4nny was getting carried by his now ex-teammate who had cucked him in the past. B4nny's ego, already more inflated than the hindenburg (RIp crodies) reached nuclear meltdown levels. how dare a player who has never gone to LAN talk down on me like this!

b4nny also has a bizarre half-joking hatred for european players, berating their playstyle constantly for being slow and boring (true)

these factors lead to b4nny going on a legendary drunken tangent raving about europeans, accolades and how thalash is the equivalent of what someone might call a plumber or taxi driver driver in the UFC.

the most notable part of this autism fueled rant is b4nny's legendary statement that he requests his new found foe utter when he loses to him on lan(0:33 seconds in video 1 :) )

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean.

uh oh!

this sparks huge drama in the community, with some pointing out that thalash was provoking an obviously deathly drunk b4nny while others laughed at his ego about an already small esport.

august 26, 2016

b4nny has arrived in europe with his team to smite the europeeans once and for all.

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at his sexiest, he is ready to take the win and prove why blumpfkenstiltskin needs to stop giving aid to twink european panhandlers.

can you guess what happens?

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b4nny loses, becoming a laughing stock and likely killing some hobo in retaliation (he lived in la).

b4nny later returns to his uncrushable winning ways, winning every single major tournament in NA until 2021 and eventually getting his getback on thalash in 2018 and 2019 at lan, one being in NA one being in ingerland.

b4nny still plays to this day. i think despite his insufferable ego, its quite impressive hes been able to dedicate himself to this without roping or moving on to another esport. hes clearly a talented team leader and team builder.

ill probably never post again on this site but theres so much funny drama from this esport holy shit lol

Has anyone noticed this phenomenon? These barely legal girls put on silicone drag queen breasts, film low effort videos that get hundreds of thousands of views, men embarrass themselves in the comments. How do they not see they're fake? Most of the videos will have a high cut shirt on, then they'll use ai on photos with cleavage. Some even use ai on videos, pretty well actually, but now I've been looking a lot I can tell.

Of course these girls have onlyfans, I respect the grift. The crazy thing is they all use the same breast plate which has the left tit slightly higher than the right, like wonky hentai style. I've found at least 15 of these profiles. Idk I just want to talk to someone about this and figured rs people would be offended by stolen big natural valor.

I love finding out about weird corners of the internet I didn't know about. People gooning over literal fake tits smh my head.

Im finding that very short-form stuff works better. Unfortunately all I have left is longer stuff.