!fitness !cuteandvalid

We were talking about this last night and this thread demonstrates a surprising level of self-awareness and a depressing level of encouragement.

!anime !kino

!g*mers !chads

!chuds !transphobes

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— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) September 27, 2024

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I'm playing on PS5 and can feel the FPS drops. The graphics look like a copy paste from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, and that's a switch game. I still like them, just expected more - something like Persona 3 Reload. (-10)

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It's a turn based game, whatever (-10)

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It's bizarre, honestly. Hoping the demo is just an old build and the full release will be better. (8)

I don't think so. I had the same hope when FF16 released last year and see what it happened.This engine was not made for open worlds or open areas. Actually, if you play P5 R on PC and you go to Shibuya, you will notice that area drops many frames because of the amount of stuff. The frame drops were not heave, but we are talking about a considerable drop.I think the problem has to do with the engine and I don't think they can solve it, at least not quickly. Hope I am wrong (-6)

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Darnit no i don't want to hear the performance is bad.  Frick this generation!! (-3)

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I'm really biased against pc handhelds—and pc in general at this point—so just ignore that.So you're saying you have a 7600x and are getting frame drops? Do you mind doing a small test? Set your display to 60hz and turn on vsync. If you're still getting drops @ 1440p, then that almost certainly means the game has shader compilation stutter, which would be a huge negative for the pc port. Important to bring attention to issues before release. (if you've already finished the demo then you'd have to reinstall your gpu drivers to test it properly)The consoles are not rendering the 3d elements @ 4k, only the UI. The game is running at somewhere between 1600-1800p based on some of the higher bitrate footage found on youtube. If it was 4k it would still have aliasing, but it would be sharper. It's clearly too soft to be a 2160p output without aa. (1)

I got your point. I know what you are talking about, so let me answer to that straight forward:The game does not have any shader compilation stutter. That thing exist of PC mostly due to Unreal Engine, DX12 and lazy devs.This game is dx11 and it seems the engine relies on drivers to compile them with no issue. The real problem is the image quality is not clear at all because of the stupidly amount of aliasing the game has.I could achieve 60fps all the time on my 3070 with everything at max settings and 1440p, but internal res scaling set to 100%.You would think that is great, but it isn't, because the game at 1440p still looks bad. It does not look clean. It is a shimmery mess.When I plugged it to my 4k tv 55 inch, only by setting scale res to %125 from 4k the image looked decent, however, the fps tanked there.You will see people with 4080s complaining because they set everything to ultra, which also increases the internal res scaling to 200%.You would say "so why are they complaini... (4)

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Alright, I can't help myself. Not really? Aside from offering enormous technical issues—which they all have, at least on launch—what are they offering that the playstation versions don't have? 1 or 2 subpar ray tracing effects which tanks your performance, so you have to turn them off anyway; slightly higher LODs; 16x anisotropic filtering? Like, this is all extremely negligible stuff, I'm sorry.What's misleading about that statement is that console versions of games practically never have significant technical flaws, and when they do they get fixed extremely quickly because it's a fixed set of hardware. You can't "fix" a game that's crashing because of an issue with its code. You can't fix shader compilation stutter, which significantly affects more than 90% of AAA/AA releases in the past 5 years. You can't fix broken settings, or textures not loading properly, visual glitches, etc. The idea that you can "fix" most issues that crop up on pc is just not true. (2)

Way better because you can play them the way you want. Ultrawide, ultra graphics, different upscalers, mods, the controller you want set up as you want, etc.Dragons Dogma 2 at 24fps in town, Final Fantasy XVI scalling from 720p to reach 50fps in battle, Final Fantasy 7Re being a washed out due to PS2 lvl bilinear upscaler, Days Gone broken, Returnal crashing, HFW washed out at launch, EA 24 crashing and glitching, Spiderman 2 bugs...By searching "PS5 problem" you will get many different errors people experience on a daily basis. Why are you omitting it saying it only happens on PC?Days Gone took 26 patches to be fixed and even Cyberpunk had to be taken down from stores on consoles.If you are pissed about Shader Compilation stutter, I get you. Fair point. But two things:A. It is not 90% of games whatsoever. There is life beyond "AAA gaming", btw.B. Again, you think consoles don't have issues. You are absolutely wrong.You are simply a PC hater because of some frustrating experiences.... (1)

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Oh you have noticed my umbrella forged of finest Nippon Steel folded 1000 times and you are still approaching me?

Books that feel like this

Oh my. How dare you unlock something in me? 🥴

This booktok gooner shit has actually made me like a third of a standard deviation more misogynistic

Hi! Every time a post with any sexual theme is posted, it gets reported over and over. So this is a reminder that I will gladly report you to admins for "report abuse" (a bannable offense) for misusing the report button if you continue to do it. Book requests with sexual, erotic, lgbtq, etc etc themes are 100% valid and welcome. If you don't like that, go ahead and remove yourself as a member of this subreddit because you're probably too narrow-minded and way too boring to be on any book subreddit at all tbh.

Any kind of erotica is as valid a genre of literature as anything else, and if that makes you mad, you can leave 😊

At least it's "valid", though

Context

GTA RP Loser loses his wife of 15 years to a bald unfunny reddit soy streamer named moonmoon - someone who was the moral authority on reddit and twitch and stuff and all soyple (sheep + soy idk) looked up to him as he reprimanded the doc (cheater) and other twitch streamers for cheating. Well turns out it's always the ugly fricks that cannot score otherwise.

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Logs

Honestly some of the funniest shit I've ever read ngl hahha

Reddit

MoonMoon Sub

sad day

Hey everyone, there's not really an easy way to say this, but Jillian "DivaJilly," my wife of 15 years, and the role player of Siobhan on nopixel GTARP and the love of my life, has apparently been cheating on me for months with the twitch streamer Moonmoon. Attached you will find their messages from twitchcon that I found when I was trying to see if she was ok after not responding to my checkin messages Saturday night.

It really saddens me that it came to this after months of assuring me it was all "RP." I was sold the lie that it was just about s*x positivity and girl bossing, when in reality they were just living out their secret fantasies while both being married. I'm sure their rabid fan bases won't care, but I'm also sure there are plenty of people who will feel vindicated by this, especially those who warn about the dangers of "ERP." (Thanks Trav!)

I got curious after finding these messages and checked other DMs. There were multiple guys she was sending and receiving sexual videos with. All of them in the nopixel DOJ (no point in attaching these). She would call them her daddy or favorite or whatever pet names obviously curating emotional relationships behind my back, and then had the audacity to act completely normal at home. Her best friend warned me about this, but I didn't take it seriously. This level of compulsive lying and sociopathy is honestly something I should have seen coming. This is the same person who would be the first to grandstand and virtue signal about any other streamer drama.

Since I was unemployed, she told me my job was to check other streams to give her intel on what people were doing at certain times, to make sure she had the best outcome for her character. This was not fair to anyone involved and is admittedly very scummy, but hey it worked, she became a big name on the server!

I guess moral of the story is no one is safe and nothing is sacred in this industry. (Ramasquamy for prez, you got done dirty my guy)

https://i.imgur.com/a/GgJ9dGb

GTA RP

sad day

LSF

LSF Jannies have a massive civil war because they cannot decide which streamer's peepee to suck and they are deleting all threads. There's a splinter sub apparently but cba:

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1fp7amx/wife_of_15_years_cheated_on_me_with_rp_husband/

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFails/comments/1fp7xev/divajilly_caught_cheating_on_her_15_year_marriage/

Twitter

Wife cheated on me with RP Partner https://t.co/8Nb1tw8BFJ

— KingCaffeine (@CallmeCaff) September 25, 2024

this is the wife: https://x.com/divajilly

cba putting in more effort

To be honest, all the medical intervention in the world probably couldn't have changed him, the parts of his brain that weren't needed for wolf behavior probably atrophied beyond repair/never grew, I grew up an isolated child slave and my brain is significantly atrophied, I could only imagine the damage his took.

Time to do an AMA

Homeschooling in America allows kids to be treated however the parents want, because they're never checked on, not by anyone, I grew up on a farm and wasn't allowed contact with anyone outside the farm, and I was severely abused, my parents lost the farm in 2008 when I was 9 and we moved somewhere more populated, my life changed for 2 years and as I began to feel human I was moved back to a farm in 2010 but it wasn't quite as bad as before as I had internet, in 2020 my parents had trouble paying for the place so my dad would drop me off at work, which they wouldn't do before, so I was finally able to get a job, they mooched off of me pretty heavily which made moving out difficult, but I've done it twice, once in a city, and once living in my car, but this economy combined with my brain and health issues have made it hard to maintain, I've been to the doctor for my issues and they say I likely have brain damage which I believe.

Wow, same here! I was also raised isolated on a farm in the middle of nowhere. One of nine kids and no access to internet or tv. We had DVDs/VHS but only with express permission, and they were all kids movie or previously approved movies (LOTR, Star Wars original trilogy, black and white movies, etc.).

We also weren't allowed to listen to music beyond classical music, or old stuff like Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, etc. I remember my mom had some country music CDs that she kept locked away and every now and then we would be "treated" to one or two songs from them, but then they would be locked up again.

To say the real world was a culture shock is an understatement. I'm in my 30s now and I'm STILL uncovering some things that I didn't know about, but most people assume is common knowledge.

Sorry to hear you experienced it too. It was a major butthole move on our parents' part, and I hope you're in a much better place now. ❤️

"When I finished my homework I could only choose between 1 movie or 1 hour on the internet."

"Gahh! Gobralalagolala!"

"I am glad someone else gets it!"

https://old.reddit.com/r/wnba/comments/1fpmbud/alyssa_thomas_speaks_out_on_the_racial_comments/loyqfn3/?context=8

Unsurprisingly the people buying courtside WNBA tix are lesbians.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wnba/comments/1fpmbud/alyssa_thomas_speaks_out_on_the_racial_comments/loyrm5t/?context=8

You're a chud if you don't think this is a woman btw

https://old.reddit.com/r/wnba/comments/1fpmbud/alyssa_thomas_speaks_out_on_the_racial_comments/loysa4b/?context=8

Groveling with gratitude is apparently what you call it when you ask someone to not try to injure the most popular player in the league (extremely difficult ask).

https://old.reddit.com/r/wnba/comments/1fpmbud/alyssa_thomas_speaks_out_on_the_racial_comments/lozzd9o/?context=8

the solution to people disliking the wnba is bringing back Twitter Jannies.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wnba/comments/1fpmbud/alyssa_thomas_speaks_out_on_the_racial_comments/lp0nvgc/?context=8

This is like when people accuse Celtics fans of being hardened racists and then you go to a game and it's basically the same yuppies that you'll see in any major coastal city.

Spider Itou 🥰🕷 @EvolvingMonkey1 pic.twitter.com/jJTHgZctTL

— codismal (@CODISMAL) September 25, 2024

Buried within FFVII's text files is a bizarre unused sequence in which Cloud follows one of the Honeybee Inn's hostesses and awkwardly attempts to ask for her panties, cycling through increasingly strange possible ways of making the request.

Yes, this is actually real. pic.twitter.com/kWlmlVT6va

— Shinra Archaeology Department (@ShinraArch) September 25, 2024

Also, lmao apparently they are putting sakura flowers growing in the wrong season, Torii gates as regular city entrance gates, and Chinese architecture in Japanese castles, but who gives a shit, these exotic orientals are all the same anyways, Ubisoft frogs are single-handedly keeping 19th-century Orientalism alive and well!, classic UbiGOD W! !historychads !chuds

!g*mers IN, IN, COMMENTS ARE STILL HOT AND JANNIES HAVE NOT CLEANED IT ALL UP YET!

https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1fo9psp/ubisoft_japan_have_cancelled_their_planned_tgs/

Also Japcels have African noses, which is a Snopes-fact checked, peer-reviewed, scientifically accurate, historically verified irrefutable FACT that an African-American Samurai BBC BVLL did in fact impregnate half of all Jap foids during his stay in the Sushi Bar in Middle-Upper Class Los Angeles Neighborhood!

!asians

Assassin's Creed Shadows will now be released on 14 February 2025. While the game is feature complete, the learnings from the Star Wars Outlaws release led us to provide additional time to further polish the title. This will enable the biggest entry in the franchise to fully deliver on its ambition, notably by fulfilling the promise of our dual protagonist adventure, with Naoe and Yasuke bringing two very different gameplay styles.

We are departing from the traditional Season Pass model. All players will be able to enjoy the game at the same time on February 14 and those who preorder the game will be granted the first expansion for free.

The game will mark the return of our new releases on Steam Day 1.

Additionally, despite solid ratings (Metacritic 76) and user scores across the First Party and Epic stores (3.9/5) that reflect an immersive and authentic Star Wars universe, Star Wars Outlaws initial sales proved softer than expected. In response to player feedback, Ubisoft's development teams are currently fully mobilized to swiftly implement a series of updates to polish and improve the player experience in order to engage a large audience during the holiday season to position Star Wars Outlaws as a strong long-term performer. The game will be available on Steam on November 21.

Also Star Wars Outlaws was a flop lol.

Anyone have these leaked emails?

He's gonna take it to court?

This could get good

Legal expert weighs in. Wait Omg.... it's our bestie !bardfinn

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1fonceb/question_how_to_contact_reddits_legal_department/lorbsew/?context=8

Boeingcels are on suicide watch strike. Had you followed top marsey news reporter @DarkDeity, you'd have known this

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/299926/boeing-strike-2024-33000-boeing-union

Who knows, maybe boeing has gone to shit because they're spending too much time jannying the subreddit. Could be. But I think what happened is the reddit commies were flooding the sub with union posts and jannies got tired of it.

Janny explains

https://old.reddit.com/r/boeing/comments/1ffqd9v/stop_iam751_virtual_picket_line_is_here/ln6pu5c/?context=8

and going dark to do work cleaning up

Another comment I saw from this janny

https://old.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/1fe4s4t/reddit_trolls_judging_us/lmm9v3p/?context=8

Probably not something you want to be saying when you have a bunch of reddit commies pooping and seething because you banned them.

Here's the other janny Gods / alleged union busters

So now the ModSupport poster /u/Zealousideal-Ear1194 has made /r/Boeing_ and the unioncels are chimping out in /r/IAM751_Boeing

A New Low, Better Not "Question The Mods" at Boeings Subreddit. They will ban you.

More chimping

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAM751_Boeing/comments/1fondso/this_is_ridiculous/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAM751_Boeing/comments/1fogxuq/rboeing_is_supressing_prounion_sentiment/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAM751_Boeing/comments/1fo4nu7/boeing_reddit_removing_posts/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAM751_Boeing/comments/1fnsv1f/boeing_subreddit_is_getting_completely_astroturfed/

And their janny posted

Do not trust the boeing subreddit

Vote, b words

Boeing controls the subreddit - 44 votes

- 17 votes