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EFFORTPOST I want to seethe and rant about a specific YouTube video

Hecko! :marseywave2:

Hello Rdrama, it's time for your Minecraft YouTuber Autism fest again! :marseypills:

It's always insightful to engage in a bit of market research. :marseyembrace:

I gotta know what my contemporaries are up to, my competition!


Ladies and gentlemen the Minecraft YouTuber TommyInnit.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695479lSoCCCGc3u6t7g.webp

Now I do not want to do a deep dive on who this guy is because I do not feel like writing 1000s of words today.

But the run down is this guy was some 16 year old kid (hes 21 now) who made his way to fame through the Dream SMP Live Minecraft server, which streamed to hundreds of thousands of concurrent viewers.

Since then he has fallen out with the YouTuber 'Dream' and the coalition of streamers has split off into two camps. Both r-slurred but arguably the "Tommyinnit" side is worse.

I personally find this guy to be utterly obnoxious, cringe and is the very epitome of the current oversensitivity of Minecraft fans which plague my hobby and source of income. :marseypearlclutch:

Here is a timestamped youtube video of the kind of guy he is!

NOT THE R-SLUR!!!!! :marseyrage:

>My mum worked with adults with disabilities

Yeah, she is your mother after all :marseysmug2:


Tommyinnit fancies himself a bit of a comedian, he does live shows where he charges $60 dollars per ticket to see him do the worse comedy routine ever.

I am utterly convinced that with no practice I could do better than him right now.

(timestamped video, watch like 30s if you can lmao)


THIS IS THE SHITNERNET

In pursuit of his comedic genius, he has started an internet show called "This is the Internet" and the target of my autism today.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695479lf0VfiDx5WtQiw.webp

I actually really like the idea and concept for the show, where he does like an episode once a month re-capping and making fun of internet trends and stories, like Norm Macdonald but for the zoomies like me!!!! :marseyzoomer:

The one problem is... Is painfully fricking unfunny and bad.

The show starts ok, and I don't have much to say about the intro, other than I would of been funnier to film real homeless instead of an actor.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695479cqc0K6nrrJEvjQ.webp

Then we get to the main shot of his newscaster desk and the amateurish problems become apparent immediately

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386954803b_Atqbzc21mXQ.webp

See that microphone? That is not a prop, that is the actual microphone the audio is coming from, as a result you can hear every microscopic movement he makes on the desk, even movement of his hands, and as the mic has no stabilizer he bumps is constantly!!!

Like its fricking crazy, its a static shot you can just attach a boom mic, and have the desk mic for a backup. And r-slurred production plagues this 20 min video.


Watch Joke

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695480MoUSHeu2XG-XCQ.webp

Ok first joke of the episode he looks at his wrist even though he doesn't have a watch, something I like in premise, but I think he holds it too long and it's too obvious that it kind of breaks it.

A better example of this joke is from this timestamp from the Amazing Digital Circus

And how would you follow up this silly 1s gag of a nonexistent watch?

Oh yeah, r-slurred train noises for an excruciating 12s, where he spits everywhere.

And this is a common trend in this video is that TommyInnit does not know when to end a fricking joke.

Like this should of been cut out anyway, but if you had to include it... LIKE 1 SECOND AT MOST


Peepee Joke

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695481wyoiWme1Rufglg.webp

Tommy mentions how Magnus Carlson was disqualified from a chess tourney for wearing jeans, which leads to a joke about how he's against wearing trousers and shows that his actually naked below the suit.

Once again, a joke which can work but it should be a more subtle visual gag.

If he had a larger newsroom set or was on location he could have two men carrying a mirror in the background somewhere, which shows his bare butt to the camera while he says something else, not drawing direct attention to it.

Maybe not even have the context of Magnus Carlson at all and just have it has an absurd background visual with no explanation.

example of this type of joke done right from Naked Gun 2 1/2

But at the moment its obnoxious, in your face and goes on way too long.


GOES ON TO LONG

Goes without saying, CUT THE JOKE SOONER HOLY SHIT!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695481h_UOU0Dk6cIGMA.webp

HOLY SHIT CRINGE, I know hes a kids entertainer but god darn, this is shit you do to make your very very young toddlers laugh

Genuinely this thread is just to make you guys suffer because I had to watch this, so did you


SKIT 1

This is obviously meant to be a parody of MrBeast and Hype style Youtubers.

He's doing something lame but biggining it up as something super duper epic, except I dont think he fully commit to the bit.

  • The music should be more obnoxious, like dubstep or something

  • He should have like 10 camera angles of the same lame stunt

  • Tons of ridiculous digital zoom ins and post production motion blur

  • I would of just said random money figures randomly to take the piss out of their money obsession. (500 dollar bottle of coke wow!)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695481--YqfJXeOUbueA.webp

The biggest problem with the skit is pacing, I believe in a comedy rule which I came up with after watching a horrible Jim Sterling Video.,

"A joke should never take longer than 60s to setup and payoff"

And establishing the parody, the coke and Mentos and the reaction is a tall order for 60s, so in cases like this you need to make the joke evolve somehow.

Have something to break it up into pieces, by sprinkling in smaller jokes in while your building the setup.

You could make a quick jab at overuse of merchandising.

Or ridiculous product placement in the background.

Just something to tithe the viewer over until you can get to that longer punchline. And help further establish the satire element

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695482i_EXPuO1Mo5ssw.webp

Now too be fair Tommy mostly avoids this problem, managing to get to the Mentos part within 15s pretty efficiently.

but keep this part in mid for the proceeding....

3 MINS OF FOOTAGE

Where hes taking the piss out of the amount of replays which works, but he just keeps the joke going way way way way too fricking long without any evolution.

I seriously encourage you to watch the whole skit and just be in shock with how long it goes on for

He should of done this replay joke for 20s at most, then hard cut to him choking and almost vomiting up the coke looking and sounding ill because he deepthroated it. as the joke "evolving" by undercutting the extreme editing.

Bonus points if you then pan to a random passer-by looking confused and disgusted.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386954822TO7Ij_k6alZPQ.webp


SKIT 2

I am going to skip over a lot of the other shit jokes because its very much the same of what I've already covered

This is just the peak of the amateurish filming. First off how do you mic a scene that badly wtf. Everyone's mic quality is different, did they have 1 mic between them. Legit wtf?? It sounds fricking awful.

And the video is completely fricked up. Look at this shot/reverse shot

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695482P_m-ZbfLa38dBg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695483BVtJRecEsQjLjw.webp

The colours and depth of them are completely fricked up, with the tommy shot being incredibly faded out and desatured, which creates a giant disconnect when these two are supposed to be facing each other.

This is further again compounded by the bad audio difference.

Anyway what's this skit about?

5 MINS ON A POOP JOKE WTF

Again I encourage you a ton to watch and suffer through this skit, because it's so fricking bad the whole thing should just be cut.

THIS GUY CHARGES 60 DOLLARS PER TICKET TO SEE HIM LIVE!

>Side note my friends said this guy looks like me, im an austictic with face blindness, is this true?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695483OQ6sJfdGhmazvQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695483cF7o3-L_pnu4DA.webp


POOP JOKES

So the premise of the skit if Jack Manifold (also a YTuber) is proposing that Tommy starts making poop content for youtube as an idea, to which they act confused, thus inadvertidly revealing he is into it.

  • First off this should be filmed handhold style with lots of manual zoom in's on faces and try to emulate the style of the Office.

  • Poop is such a lame unfunny thing to centre this skit around

  • This is not an idea that can last 5 mins

A friend and I came up with a concept for the scene to try and make a funny skit out of it.

That instead of poop, Jack is proposing a new mascot for some merch called the "Grapist" where its the mascot of their new grape flavoured juices (you can make fun of prime)

And Tommy and the rest of the boardroom is trying to politely tell him that it sounds like r*pe, but he is oblivious.

You could do a visual joke where he shows a drawing of children sucking the grapists juice sacks, and it looks really really bad, but he just acts innocent and unaware about it.

Edgy but better that POOP FUNNY HEHE!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695484uRdP7wWTLptyKg.webp

Serious this is negative comedy


the worse joke in the episode

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695484d_iY5RyRQRgfgQ.webp

I have no idea what the fricking joke is here legit.


Shrimpena

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695484_hveh7ZajU51TA.webp


BEST JOKE IN THE EPISODE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738695485jPuc-zYfkp5vTQ.webp

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY 3 PEOPLE WHAT THE FRICK


This was made by a production of a small team, which I unironically could make better by myself.

This fricker has gotten 1m views and I have no idea how anyone finds this guy funny

is this mass psychosis.

I don't think I'm an expert or a pro but holy shit.

I hate modern Minecraft YouTubers. I need to help fix the culture....

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A libertarian posting child porn on Reddit? :marseypikachu2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739031570Ekz17B7Ma8FkcQ.webp

Reddit do be sntichin'

:#marseydarkspez: :#taythumbsup:

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fell for it again award :fellforitagainaward:

No... we want to get away from this crap, not get drawn in further.

Weird that Israel is on board.

It's not weird at all. It will be American soldiers who get attacked and not the IDF. They get what they want without assuming the risk

American $$$$$$$ American lives. For a fricking sand war that will never end. NOT A FAN OF THIS BS AND WHY I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SIGN UP FOR THE MILITARY EVEN UNDER TRUMP.

but i thought he was the most peaceful president ever

:#marseytrump:


This is dumb

We were on such a winning train until this move. Why put American lives at risk in a place full of wild muslim terrorists.

You are a scared and weak cuck.

We will bomb the crap out of Gaza and take all their resources and women and be richer and stronger than ever

surely the average joe will get richer :#marseyclueless:


Can't say that I'm on board with this idea. What happened to America First?

:#fellforitagainaward:

This is America First. You're just not smart enough to understand how.

:#brainletmaga: :#marseybigbrain:


Why? What use is that shithole to us? What use are those shithole people to us? Frick that noise, let Israel deal with their own problem using their own money.

Trump tower Gaza

:#marseyhesright:


Lots of sleeper accounts with little to no post history yelling the loudest about this right now.

everyone i don't like is a bot

:#wingcucks:


This is a brilliant decision. I know we don't want to get involved but what this is doing is daring the terrorists to frick with us. If they do anything now in the Gaza Strip we can bomb the shit out of them because we can say Iran and all those other idiots declared war on the United States.

It'll make the Democrats side with Muslim extremists and Iran and further expose them.

Which will convert Jews in the US to the Republican Party.

It will kill all Democrat fund raising except in Portland, San Francisco, and other Blue shitholes.

If us doing the peacekeeping works, congrats we've also ended all war in the Middle East.

If they attack us, we get to forcefully end the wars in the Middle East.

I don't like putting our soldiers in harm's way but this truly is the strongest deterrent to unchecked mayhem.

4d chess :#soy4dchess:


Everything good he's done so far has just been overshadowed by this FRICKING R-SLURRED move. What the frick is this?

:#fellforitagainaward2:


@Kongvann rightoid drama :marseysoypoint: :marseybeggar:

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Look at these tits.
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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] you think a redditor will actually murder this lil' dood or what?

At least one of the following people will be murdered or critically injured in a murder attempt on or before March 4th, 2025: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran - 7 bets

no, but we'll have some other murder/terrorist attack related to DOGE within the next month - 35 bets

nothing ever happens - 174 bets


500 marseybux bounty for sending me the link when it happens.

If nobody sends the link, I'll spend a few minutes looking !remindme march 5th ":marseybeandoge:"


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

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This is not a cost saving measure. This is a purge of federal employees who do not support their agenda. The first round is incentivized volunteer resignations. The second round will be forced resignations. The third round will be outright firings. This is a comprehensive takeover of the federal government by the MAGA organization. This is round one of a pervasive attack on the American Republic.

They are following the NAZI playbook from the 1930's.

The OLIGARCHY :marseyraging:

They are looking for cuts to pass trumps tax plan. Which will greatly enrich the rich and cripple the poor, weaken or eliminate the middle class.

What is it you think he is doing? Where do you think the money stolen from us will go? It's tax money, all our money going to the rich, 2'trillion at least. The deficit…trump blew it up round 1. Round 2 he will kill the deficit. And YOU and EVERYONE you know will pay for it for the rest of our lives.

Some reasonable people too, maybe redditoids aren't beyond saving:

I appreciate you being open to the conversation. The challenge lies in your last sentence where you state "Convince me that cutting wasteful spending is a bad idea." You're already convinced that all of this spending is wasteful. We are not.

We see value in the DOE as a vehicle to assist in equalizing access to education for all. Without this funding, kids in poor areas will not have access to the resources they need to be successful in school. In the most impoverished places, property tax is not adequate - many are renting, in section 8, or perhaps homeless and the property tax collected does not scale with the student population in those environments. Do you believe that all kids, regardless of the socioeconomic class they are born into, deserve a shot at education? We do. But the states alone are not able to provide that, particularly red states who are the biggest beneficiaries of this funding.

For a chatgpt post that took me 5 minutes to write, I've so far generated at least 1000 words, I'm hoping before the post dies I can generate enough to write a short book :marseypraying:

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FBI agent writes anonymous letter warning Americans : FBI

					
					
					
	

				
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There was this !dutch violinist/ orchestra director who became famous worldwide, by having these "informal" classical music concerts/shows, where peeps in the audience would dance in the aisles, or even the musicians or AndrΓ© himself would walk down the aisles themselves, while celebrating famous classical music.

This was considered radical for Boomers, who found the dour and sour and uptight classical music conformity of Europe to be to too stifling. People like my parents were pretty excited to watch his shows and performances on DSTV, which had become more common in Safrica, and appreciated his musical acumen, whilst having much more lighthearted tones in his shows.


Here's a bull attacking a woman!! :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:

He also looks like an eccentric mad-scientist nutjob with his hair! :marseyscientist: :marseyradiation: :marseyoppenheimer: :yakub:


In 2010 he had a tour in :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyflagsouthafrica:

https://www.andrerieu.com/en/about-andre/my-biography/2010

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738653253nhzq5Qm3upjyPg.webp


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2086692/The-room-didnt-stop-spinning-months-Hit-crippling-ear-virus-violinist-Andre-Rieu-needed-quick-cure.html

Unfortunately his weak !dutch genes were no match for the filth and garbage of Safrica, and he got a debilitating ear infection mid tour. :marseydizzy: :marseydizzy: :marseydizzy: :marseyill:


DRAMA!

Drama had however occurred over time in the 2010s when AndrΓ© Rieu obtained the notable quirk, in that he REFUSED :marseyno: :marseyrejecthug: to speak the Colonizer language of Afrikaans!!!! :soycry: :soyjakhipster:

This caused a lot of seeth for Boers, who ironically made the lionshare of his fandom in the country, even beyond the large Bonglish CD-buyers in Cape Town. This social media drama has been largely purged by time and linkrot (omg this like 15 years ago :marseytrollcrazy: :marseyanorexia:) But it was pretty big drama.

In his tours of 2010 & 2012, he had repeated numerous times that he had been disappointed in the demographics makeup of his shows, which as can be predicted, were always overwhelmingly :marseymayo: :marseymayo: :marseymayo:

He was especially disappointed to find Safrican black peeps didn't really give a shit, despite his massive catering towards them in all his Safrican tours, whether in Cape Town or Suncity. Especially in his "My African Dream" shows, which he tailored to include lots of black opera singers, local black dancers, and it was still 99% mayo :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386558687hCl1EEolLsGTw.webp

https://www.news24.com/life/andre-rieu-refuses-to-speak-afrikaans-20110318

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738653253BUj9ze183EliOQ.webp

=====(from news24)

AndrΓ© Rieu, King of the waltz and musical hero to many South Africans, still refuses to speak a word of Afrikaans or even Dutch onstage.

Last year already many of his fans asked why Rieu did not speak a word of Afrikaans or Dutch on stage.

He has toured across the globe, always making an effort to speak at least a word of the language of the country in which he is touring. :derpwhy: :derpwhy: :derpwhy: :derpwhy:

Rieu is aware that many of his fans in South Africa are Afrikaans speaking and that they are able to understand the Dutch heard on the DVDs.

Country's demographic :ericandre:

When Volksblad asked Rieu in an official enquiry why he does not speak Afrikaans or Dutch onstage in South Africa, he said: "No comment."

"He wanted to make it easier for his fans to travel to the show, because not everyone will be able to travel all the way to Sun City. He also hopes to then see an audience that is a better representation of the country's demographic." :soyjakhipster:

Rieu has said that he would like to see an audience that is 50% black and 50% white. Last year, he asked the Bloemfontein Children's choir to perform with him in his hometown of Maastricht in the Netherlands. His condition that the choir should consist of 50% black members, was heavily criticised. :shakefist: :marseybeanangry: :marseyoverseether: :seethejak: :vulgar:

====(end quote)


I tried really hard to find old twitter :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: about drama when AndrΓ© Rieu stated in front of his 99% mayo audience how sad and disappointed he was that so few black peeps had come to his Cape Town and Suncity shows, and with many people stating how full of shit he was, because if he wanted a primary black audience, he should have hosted a show in Soweto stadiums (he didn't cuz it was unsafe :marseysmug3: )

Like holy hells there was scores of drama - you guys don't appreciate how linkrot has culled so much drama of our forebears :marseybeanannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed: :marseybeanannoyed:

Like I remember newspaper articles about the drama and events but that shit is now banished to the shadowrealm :marseytrollcrazy: i literally cannot find anything on the face of the internet to prove what I'm recounting to you guys, it's information just gone into the ether :marseydeadinside3:


RANDOM BONUS DRAMA: Reddit thread about AndrΓ© Rieu's detractors

https://old.reddit.com/r/classicalmusic/comments/jxoo3m/anyone_else_cringes_at_andr%C3%A9_rieu_performances/

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keep em dumb, keep em conservative - r/GenZ

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ikfstj/elon_wants_to_defund_the_us_department_of/

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Still not asking for it

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r/TF2 is pathetic

					
					
					
	

				
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Introducing the biggest loser in American Literature history :marseylaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852938QR6mb2cKD20lwA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937GANbLT8CBtjKpQ.webp

:marseyp#oor:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937mz4Tv9_XaIX5Qg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852938CjwX6yLOYD5SIQ.webp

:marseyc#hud:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388529370BMWgTUwQx-8qA.webp

:marseylaugh#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937cC_zgVyu5IZzfg.webp

:marseyl#aughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937iqBZwZWwTXfI4w.webp

:marse#yseethe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937Cu1mLnQABFk4PA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852938fAUKTpEpBZz1NQ.webp

Holy shit :marsey#xd: what a bum

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937b7H5TvIYgCoDVQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937ipicyvLNCguViw.webp

:marseygiggl#e:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937kCgJSDkXEZOqMg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852937fWgkwSbAVhHQIA.webp

I have one of his books. It's supposed to be aight.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738852938z73p55MNh57i6g.webp

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  • Salvadore_Ally_Chud : sneed. Some of your westoid great grandparents married their wives at 14. Stop rewriting history.
  • Xkong : libertarian apologia no trans lives matter

I have seen this stupid fricking factoid come up every single time people are trying to make fun of libertarians ( which I am okay with ), but the factoid in and of itself is complete useless fricking bullshit and I know this for a fact.

Look at every single "backwards" 3rd world nation in the world and well into the 20th century most of them were marrying off their daughters at 13 or 14 or 15 years of age whenever there was an opportunity for the right price and status. Somehow. SOMEHOW! You want me to believe that WHITISTAN is the only place in the world which when it was living primarily on agriculture, and even centuries before there was any official attempt to have a legal age of consent for the world, with 3rd world tier quality of life, was somehow having parents go, yes I will wait for my kid to grow till they are 20 years old before marrying them off because we all know by 21st century standards that is the right time to marry them off, IS COMPLETE FRICKING BULLSHIT!

You would need a society so exceptional for that in their behavior and ideology that it does not match a single other society on the planet. STUPID R-SLURRED REDDIT FRICKS look at a case of some princess getting married off at 20 or some shit and go looookkk they knew what an adult age of consent was are those people fricking retarrded yes they fricking are THIS IS REWRITING HISTORY LIVE to match some contemporary bullshit moral ideals that pisses me the frick off.

EVERY FRICKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHEN IT WAS LIVING LIKE POOR PEOPLE WOULD HAVE CASES OF SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS OFF BEFORE They were 18 because age of consent is itself a modern contemporary concept!!

YOU DON"T SEE ANY OF THE CRUSADE ERA LITERATURE CALLING OUT MOHAMMAD FOR hAVING S*X WITH A TEENAGER!!! THEY LITERALLY CONSIDERED MUSLIMS TO BE DEMON WORSHIPPERS OR EQUIVALENT THEY WOULD HAVE GONE AFTER MOHAMMAD TO SLANder HIM WITh thAT if THEY ACTuALLY BELIEVED IN AN 18+ AGE OF CONSENT IN THOSE TIME PERIODS!!!!

THE CONCEPT OF TEENAGERS WASN'T EVEN A REAL COMMON THING UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY!!!!!!

FRICKING REDDITORS! FRICKING REWRITING HISTORY TO MATCH MODERN VALUES BULLSHIT! FRICKING R-SLURS EVERYWHERE ONLINE!!!

I dislike liars and especially condescending moralist liars.

Conclusion:

Stop rewriting history to match your current day moral values. It is bullshit and ruins everybody's day.

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JD Vance To Elon: "Hire more Internet racists!" !chuds :marseywereback:

Context https://archive.is/1nlJ0

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:marseyelonmusk: updates a classical meme to the modern reality :marseycruisemissile:
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Other cat owners: he won't stop meowing, he wants attention when I'm gaming, when will he leave me alone? Meanwhile, my cat:
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:gay: rDrama special election candidate just dropped. :gay:
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LMAO Kaney has completely LOST it!
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:marseyemojilaugh: BONGS TO BAN POINTY KNIVES :marseyemojilaugh:

OI GUVNAH YEW GO' A LOICENSE F'DAT DEYUH POIN'Y KNOIFE COR BLOIMEY INNIT?

:#marseybongcoptalking:

A Hollywood actor who glamorizes psychotic murderers on death row as the good guys told England to ban pointy knives

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738897762kGulM4-XfICxSA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738897632EevGBsBh83LU1Q.webp

!burgers point and laugh at the !britbongs

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Scottish Police warn local furries not to r*pe any kids or animals at their upcoming convention this year. Surprisingly, Redditors join in on the fursecution :!marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyfurry:

News Articles:

The Times

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People who identify as animals have been warned not to discriminate against others "on account of their species" at an event this weekend. The Scotiacon convention is expected to attract 1,200 "furries" to the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Glasgow. Its code of conduct warns that "harassment of any kind is not tolerated", which includes race, gender, sexuality or "the species of someone's fursona" β€” jargon for the animal that a person identifies as. Guests are also warned against exhibiting artworks depicting paedophilia, described as "cub porn", or humans having s*x with animals.

The organisers said: "We are aware that this is a difficult rule since the actual age of drawn characters is open to interpretation, especially where they are in a cartoon style. "Appearances count. Characters with a very childlike appearance and/or baby face may be considered children in the context of this rule." The event began in 2011 and has grown from a few dozen attending to 1,170 "furs" last year. Tickets cost Β£45 a day, or up to Β£480 with hotel accommodation. The code of conduct for artworks also states: "No zoophilia and/or bestiality involving humans or largely human-like characters (eg anime catgirls, elves or centaurs) with animals or largely non-morphic characters (four-legged) is allowed. "Other species-transcending sexual activity (eg anthros and humans) is generally allowed. "Potty-related activities are highly discouraged. This includes scat, watersports, adult diapers in use, and vomit. We do not entirely exclude this content but only seek to accept items with very mild depictions which would be suitable for a general viewing public." Delegates must not come dressed in "fetish gear" such as "anatomically correct" costumes, jockstraps or exposed buttocks. However, dog collars, leather wristbands and "accessories used in an innocent context, such as a dog harness that is part of a sled dog costume", are permitted.

Academic studies have disclosed the tensions within the furry community which includes subdivisions such as herbivore or carnivore, predator or prey, traditional animals or more fantastical creatures. In 2023 the Anthropomorphic Research Project, an international group of academics, highlighted problems including "bigotry, discrimination, intolerance and bullying in the fandom". Last year it emerged that a Scottish pupil had been allowed to identify as an animal in Aberdeen. The city council said at least one child had been recognised as having species dysphoria but it declined to specify which animal. In species dysphoria, a person feels that their body is the wrong species. People with the condition are sometimes known as therians. Numerous children are said to have tried to identify as animals, including foxes, dragons, birds, snakes and sharks, although it is unclear whether they were serious. Last year the Scottish Daily Mail said a secondary school pupil had been allowed to identify as a wolf. A council, which the newspaper did not name, said the pupil was part of a group known as furries.

Scottish Daily Express (Article Linked in Tweet)

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r/NotTheOnion

r/offbeat

r/unitedkingdom

r/scotland

r/glasgow


Even the usually lib-leaning bongs of Reddit are pretty cognizant of what the furry subculture really en-tails, and opt to get in on the cyberbullying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738797674viB0DPw540Ccuw.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mat3nk3/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738797674mkHyXSL1IYjCmA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mavamce?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738797674DzlviVuQntvDxQ.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mat678q/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738797674X_A0b3tEr7OllA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/matl5us/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387976749QEdeGdGLVD8Kw.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mawpas2/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387976746UfKKWs7qNIIjQ.webp

:marseyagreesuperspeed:

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ih08by/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/matctaa/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738797674Wzh0_wr2aJz-LQ.webp

:chudhanging:

https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/1ihjgru/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/maz5eq4/?context=8


Of course, some onlooking Amerilard furtwinks take issue with this rampant fursecution. :marseymutt: :marseyfurry:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738798344BnMWs6edMpT7Cg.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1ihsjvq/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mazp5jl/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738798345GaPi6-sMlDrh3w.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1ihsjvq/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/maztizu/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738798345RjG_lJTOBPqh_g.webp

Bros, I thought being trans-species was just an alt-right hoax... :marseythinkorino:

https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1ihsjvq/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/mb007z5/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738799187RjpcIaB-odJL4A.webp

:marseygroomergrooming:

https://old.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/1igue1h/furries_warned_not_to_abuse_other_species_at/matkvbu/?context=8


To conclude: Say what you will about bongs, but at least it's like the one western country where shit like furry conventions get appropriate pushback and backlash in the media every time they're held. Lest we forget, the same convention was met with protests and journos digging up the vile NSFW accounts of attendees just a couple years ago. :marseyboomer:

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED :marseyelonmusk2: Surprising no one, turns out that Elon Musk wants to shutter USAID because they were Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine :marseyxd: :marseyelonmusk: :!marseyshook:

!nonchuds !burgers imagine if we lose our superpower and soft power status due to fElon's r-sluration lmao

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https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1iic6hd/usaid_was_investigating_starlink_over_its/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iijq3w/usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/1iibzbn/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/comments/1iif10l/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/the_everything_bubble/comments/1iigacg/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Foodforthought/comments/1iig8vw/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1iipls5/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/uspolitics/comments/1iiiakk/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/496605242

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/25160779?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/25175633

https://lemmy.world/post/25161476

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BlueSky:

Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365

β€” Gizmodo (@gizmodo.com) 2025-02-05T14:01:04.834Z

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Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950041

Community Note by @Kongoshrexual

They're looking into how Ukraine used the AID money, not SpaceX

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Six million people could die from HIV and AIDS if US funding stops, UN agency warns :marseynoooticer:

					
					

!nooticers 6 million :mjlol:

GENEVA, Feb 7 (Reuters) - More than six million people could die from HIV and AIDS in the next four years if U.S. President Donald Trump's administration pulls its global funding for programmes, the United Nations AIDS agency said on Friday.

Although a waiver was placed on HIV/AIDS programmes in last month's U.S. foreign aid funding freeze, many concerns remained about the future of treatment programmes, the deputy executive director of UNAIDS told reporters in Geneva.

"There is a lot of confusion especially on the community level, how the waiver will be implemented. We're seeing a lot of disruption of delivery of treatment services", Christine Stegling said.

Trump put hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of foreign aid donations on hold for 90 days upon taking office on January 20. In the following days, the U.S. State Department issued a waiver on the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR) - the world's leading HIV initiative - for life-saving humanitarian assistance.

While welcoming the waiver, Stegling stressed the situation remains chaotic.

Amid a broader decline of funding, Stegling warned there would be a 400% increase in AIDS deaths if PEPFAR financial support is not re-authorized between 2025 and 2029.

"That's 6.3 million people, 6.3 million AIDS-related deaths that will occur in future...Any penny, any cut, any pause, will matter for all of us" she said, urging U.N. member states to step in.

"In Ethiopia, we have 5,000 public health worker contracts that are funded by U.S. assistance. And all of these have been terminated," Stegling said.

She highlighted that community clinics were facing the biggest interruption as they are "entirely dependent" on U.S. government funding.

She expressed concern that some people may not come forward for treatment, which could in turn increase new HIV infections.

U.S. donations account for the majority of global funding for the U.N. programme that operates in 70 countries, leading global efforts to end AIDS as a public health threat by 2030.

Trump's administration says it is reviewing all foreign-aid programmes to see if they align with his "America First" policy.

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Hey rDrama, do you think I'm cute?

So I fricked up and booked my hotel for the same Friday in May instead of tonight. I still got a room, but it's going to be $800/night instead of $350/night like I'd planned. That really sucks.

Now playing: Disco Train (DKC2).mp3

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