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r/drama made it to Ashley Jones's Monthly Column :marseyletsgo: :taycelebrate:

previous thread: https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/330633/i-found-a-website-uglier-than


In this column, I will discuss the following topics:

-My obsession with dates/years and which decades I love

-Do I enjoy plane crashes?

-Product Review: Hidden Valley Ranch Dress Packets

-Advertisement

-A walk down memory lane: the bloody picture

-I am making websites for those who are convicted s*x offenders

-Recipe of the Month: Blueberry Muffins

-Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

-People want to befriend me? An unexpected invintation -- rdrama.net

-Personals

-Babe of the Month

-Opinions on VHS, CD, DVD, tapes, vinyls, etc.

-Reading a Reader's Palm

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737554704CVakzWDYCroRXQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737554705nva2yeuiA2cDEA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737554706bOfznfZay0uuBA.webp

One day I checked my email and I received three separate emails (along with a few voicemails) from people very enthusiastically inviting me to "rdrama.net". Usually my email inbox is very slow, so to have multiple people emailing me over the course of one day was exciting. The emails I received told me that people were discussing my website on rdrama.net, and I was provided a link to this thread.

Link: https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/330633/i-found-a-website-uglier-than

In this thread, people seemed bewildered by my opinions and blunt honesty, but they were unexpectedly welcoming and encouraging despite this (or probably because of this). I always have a hard time thinking about how others perceive me, since I will admit, I am fairly strange compared to the average person. I lose sight of this since I am me and I am living this strangeness 24/7, so what is completely normal to me is completely unique and new to other people. Sometimes I will say really stupid things to other people in public because I am slightly nervous when talking to people in person, so I have a harder time pacing my thoughts. This means that I sometimes lose sight of "normal" speak and my own internal words/phrases I made up. Once I gifted an acquaintance cookies. She thanked me and said the cookies were good. I got nervous, giggled, and said, "That's great, I hope they give you good mouth pleasure." The term "mouth pleasure" is one I made up to imply something is tasty, but out of context, it sounds completely sexual. After I said that, I felt my face turn red. Another time, I was talking to an acquaintance about delicious food I had just eaten and I casually said, "I one throated that food". The term "one throat" implies you ate something so quickly in one go, "one throat". But after saying it, I immediately realized that term was something I say to myself internally, not externally. It also sounds very similar to "deep throat", so I was embarrassed after I accidentally said that. (I originally heard this term on Impractical Jokers and it resonated with me.) All of this to say, my eccentricities sometimes make me seem more fascinating compared to other people, because other people are very similar to one another and thus, they do not stand out.

Also, someone in the rdrama.net thread was wondering if I was a :marseytrain:. Is it because I use Arch? What about me emanates mentally ill man who shaves his taint? I took great offense to this, because what biological male has a cute face and is 4' 11"? That would be the absolute :marseytrain: jackpot, and if I were a :marseytrain: that had hit such a jackpot, I would definitely have capitalized on that. But instead, here I am writing this and making websites for s*x offenders, sans girldick. Plus, all :!marseytrain:s sound the same. They sound like a deranged Mickey Mouse, and my voice sounds nothing like that. I have a very authentic, biological, female voice. Perhaps you haven't spent enough time watching :!marseytrain:s to know this. I implore you to spend a few minutes educating yourself. Go to https://www.tgtube.com/

Here's an example of me talking versus how a :marseytrain: sounds when he tries to sound like a girl. I've perfectly replicated how these mental basket cases talk via the power of Kdenlive.

Now you can spot a :marseytrain: without even setting an eye on one. You're welcome for the masterclass in how to :marseytrain: spot for blind people.

Overall, I was amused by this encounter because it was a glimpse into how people react when they visit my website and read my opinions. Usually I am completely blind to people's perceptions on these things, since there isn't a comment section on my HTML pages. It was also nice to see a website with a solid and active userbase that is completely separate from the usual r-slurred back-doored NSA Telegram chat, Groomercord group, or other NSA controlled "social media" website. I'm pretty sure rdrama.net uses Lemmy, which is open source (and federated) software that mirrors the Reddit look. If you are opposed to using reddit because you do not wish to start estrogen pills, then using a Lemmy instance would be a better solution for you.

In my case, while I appreciate the kind reception and invitations to rdrama.net, I am not a fan of the Reddit style/form of communication, nor do I tend to use websites that require accounts (withe exception of e-mail and my Peertube).

A lot of the time I prefer to post opinions and share ideas/responses anonymously, as this serves a few primary benefits:

1. No one will agree/disagree with my opinion simply because I said it. When I post an idea anonymously, I can get honest feedback that is not tainted by someone's opinion of me.

2. I generally do not use any website with a profile system. I don't like cliques that tend to come with profile-based websites. For example, on forums you will have cliques, a reputation, a post number history attached to your profile which seemingly dictates your worth. There are too many factors a profile adds that taint a discussion; as now the person is more important than the discussion at hand.

3. I can post something I do not actually mean without someone having the ability to confirm if I actually believe that thing due to my post history. Anonymity gives you freedom to be a completely different person. This allows anonymous posting to be much more fun due to its chaotic nature.

It's important to note that a website page is different from a discussion. While I operate a website where I write my thoughts/opinions, in a setting of discussion, I vastly prefer for ideas to hold value over who said the idea. When identities get involved in a discussion, the ideas can be tainted simply by the identity saying them. Whereas if the discussion was held anonymously, the thoughts and ideas are judged on their own merit alone.

I understand this is unconventional thinking for most people and that I am in a great minority. I personally prefer to operate like this, but I understand why most people do not have issues with profiles and discussions tied to an identity. While I personally do not make accounts on social websites due to my own personal beliefs, I think there is a good chance some of my readers may like this website. I think it's important to spend leisurely internet time on websites that are separate from globohomo ones. I encourage you to at least look at this website out of curiosity, and perhaps join if it's something you like. By having more users interact on such websites, it gives those who were once reluctant to use. Only a few years ago (around 2017) many open source federated websites were dead due to low adoptability since people did not want to use websites with a low userbase. Thanks to those who choose to use them regardless, it has given them more value, and thus, those who will only join is there is a sufficient userbase will now be more willing to utilize these better websites.


I encourage everyone to go and check out the rest of the column! :marseyhappytears:

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58% of the U.S. taxpayer :marseyfans: dollars :marseymoney: sent to Zelensky :marseyjavelin: never :marseyladybugitsover: even reached Ukraine :marseywerebackputin:

https://media.tenor.com/_NoTiHjR_sMAAAAx/joe-biden-president.webp

Th-Th... That's all, folks!

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Ye makes his most disturbing tweet yet: he likes TLOU2 :marseyyeezus::marseygameritsover:

@Xkong can I get a version of this Marsey choking Carp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738991446Pds8YVQtkUJB4Q.webp

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-11 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hating Taylor Swift doesn't make you cool or different./r/Vent (394K)61%927
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You cant say "Guys arent even given a chance" and then tell women ".../r/PurplePillDebate (136K)55%699
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It's Google maps official now boys..../r/MURICA (349K)66%787
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is moving the people of Gaza the biggest red line ever?/r/IsraelPalestine (96K)55%560
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜If Musk buys Chat GPT I'm considering cancelling my subscription./r/ChatGPT (10M)64%627
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Based as frick/r/ProfessorFinance (10K)54%119
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Teacher cancelled homework for rest of year/r/AskTeachers (31K)53%329
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Facts, not opinions/r/SnyderCut (21K)45%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Tired of fascist Republicans and loser Democrats? Join HVDSA./r/jacksonmi (5K)48%29
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elon: "The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK.../r/EmergencyManagement (13K)50%77

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Can't stop thinking about her.
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Foid gets two month old stepdaughter jailed for domestic violence

:marseyemojirofl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739004053TGN5ZBz8TIuRsg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173900405397-_QOxFtjF-XA.webp

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

Muzzies are such innocent babies if only hondas didn't corrupt them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739004054aSHI4ZsFZstnJw.webp

You have to wonder where support for this bs comes from. It victimizes foids as much as moids, usually any family nearby is included in complaint to increase harassment. It's probably easiest of the turbo tarded laws to change but it's like all public discussion is verboten beyond inkwell circles.

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:marseyemojilaugh:

					
					

!nooticers !transphobes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739724909zGyRbmckpMwZqw.webp

The end stage being complete corporate capture of all three branches of the government, and total gutting of state run safety nets, education, and infrastructure in favor of eventual privatization of such services. This is all far more in line with ancap fantasies than any genuine historical example of nationalist socialism or fascism. Ironically enough, "socialist" China is the one economic model currently existing that is closest to Italian fascism, in some regards.

They get too hung up on the popular definition of fascism being the marriage of the state and capital into one, without understanding the nature of the relationship between the nation-state and capital in fascist economics. In America, the nation-state is subservient to the interests of capital. In an ideal fascist state, capital exists solely in subservience to the nation-state. America perverts this like a dog walking a man, and not the man walking the dog. China has the balls to imprison billionaires. If Trump or Elon were genuine nationalist socialists, we would see them doing shit like creating jobs via public work projects to improve infrastructure and build nuclear power plants, desalination facilities, etc. They aren't even a tenth of the statesmen pre-war Adolf and El Duce were.

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The most Reddit thing ever :marseytransattentionseeker:

					
					

Lol

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The Canada/USA hockey game starts off with three fights in the first 9 seconds.

Should have this game wrapped up by June at the pace they're going. !mensfootball

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Kiwichuds are easier to trigger than redditors. come drop a comment about how kcd2 isn't woke
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Classic 2 | drink and drive PSA for ABOS

HEY! grog and drive no good! :grug:

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Hamas tried to launch a rocket at Israel :marseytaliban: It crashed it Gaza :marseyisiscry:
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:marseyjanny: If You Ever Need A DEI Janny I'm Your Zir/Zim !jannies
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Boston cute twinkry

					
					
					
	

				
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nightswimming

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Lol ATF pooping their pantsuits :marseydarktrump: :marseyatfagent: :marseydiversity:

https://web.archive.org/web/20250120162135/https://www.atf.gov/about/leadership

https://web.archive.org/web/20250122212843/https://www.atf.gov/about/leadership

:marseyglowgenocide#: :blackwomanspeakinggenocide#:

@HailVictory1776

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R-slurs blame the plane crash in Canada on the FAA

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[birdposting] baby pigeon looks like BALLS!
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You can murder one of your friends in the final BG3 party and Withers will launch you into a portal

and then the credits roll

!g*mers

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  • Grue : There is no way anyone is gonna stop calling it the Gulf of Mexico while there's Katrina survivors
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Google Maps announced that it will change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, r/worldnews is going through a LOT :marseyrope:

					
					

This reeks of "Freedom Fries."

I thought freedom fries was the dumbest thing i've ever seen out of washington... well until now. 4 more years of this BTW.

:m#arseyseethe:

Fun fact about World War One, the US started calling Sauerkraut by the name of Liberty Cabbage. We don't have fresh ideas.

The Gulf of Liberty Cabbage

Welp, I know which name I'm going with.

I'm going with Gulf of Mexico, with Gulfy McGulfface being a close second option.

:soysn#ooseethetyping:

I'm in NZ. Google maps says its Gulf of Mexico (because that's its fricking name).

>Google says it will change Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps after government updates

>will change

:ma#rseygigaretard:

Hopefully, it's only 4 more years.

if we're not in some kinda post apocalyptic scenario in 4 years i'll be pleasantly surprised

That's the shit that has me up all night.. Fricking lunatics have escaped the asylum again, but this time they're prepared. This ain't "Joker 2" muthafricka!

Four years, give or take a /r/collapse

:soysn#ooseethetyping: :soysn#ooseethetyping:

This was only the first week. ugh

4 more years so far...

Yup. Just the first week. Im so sick of the darn trump show and it doesn't seem there is a way to unsubscribe, disconnect, turn the channel, unplug the tv etc. His brand of stupidity is fricking everywhere.

4? Try 8 when vance gets elected

Hopefully you'll still have a country that resembles the US in 4 years.

:ma#rseydoomer:

They ruined the Dixie Chicks' career because they spoke out. Turns out we should trust some musicians for our foreign policy.

Just because some are sometimes right doesn't mean we should generally trust musicians.

The overwhelming majority of musicians are not geopolitics experts, or at all informed on political issues.

The fact that we constantly expect celebrities to chime in on issues they have no expertise in is one of the reasons politics is so toxic and polarised today. It's contributed to the dumbing down of political discourse.

But also, being a musician does not disqualify you from having and expressing political opinions, nor does it guarantee that you are politically illiterate.

The world might be a better place if pop artists were more inclined to sing about politics than vague romantic notions.

real big "shut up and dribble" vibes coming from that dude

:soyreddit: : Rich people are out of touch and have no idea about reality or what the common people are going through! Guillotine them all!

:soysnoo: : Actually, more celebrities should lecture people on how to be hecking good human beans, after all they all agree with me. Tee hee!

The funny part to me is that "America" isn't even the name of our country, it's the name of the continent. We're the United States. 'Gulf of the Americas' kind of makes sense, but has nothing to do with the United States of America.

I could see that if it was the gulf of USA but Mexico is part of America

:mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe:

And everyone will continue to call it the Gulf of Mexico

In Florida we just call it "the gulf".

Not any more - we'll be sure to add "of Mexico" for clarity from now on.

:mar#seyseethe::mar#seyseethe::mar#seyseethe:

Seems confusing. How do you know which gulf you're talking about?

What an absolutely brilliant question. Your mother must be so proud of you. Do you go poo poo on your own too? Awwwwwww.

Woosh

Awwww, not yet? You'll get there.

They are so angry they just attack each other for no reason :marseyrage:

Everyone who matters will call it the Gulf of Mexico, at least.

I hate to break it to you but everyone matters, not just those that agree with you. That was made very evident with the election. Just because in your mind you can just tell yourself other people don't matter, they actually do. And sadly, their decisions can frick up the world for you.

I think he/she might mean those in communities that actually deal with the Gulf like those in the scientific communities, not just the average layman.

Sure, that's perfectly possible. However, that doesn't counter my point at all. The entire idea that some matter, and some don't, is how we ended up in this mess in the first place. It turns out, everyone actually does, and if you don't believe that, your world can get pretty fricked up by that disbelief.

Give up brother this place is like a blindfolded circlejerk

Leftists purity checking each other over things that aren't even disagreements :marseymanysuchcases:

Americans don't matter to me any more.

What irrelevant country are you from?

The great thing about American exceptionalism is that it can never have any negative consequences of any kind. Good luck with that!

:mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe:

I will. Frick that nazi. Gulf Of Mexico.

Oh so you like deadnaming now, interesting.

:chu#dsmug:

PM Trudeau of Canada should issue an order renaming the USA to "South Canada". Let's see Google change it for Canadian viewing.

This is exactly the kind of high-level international trolling we need. Show Trump for the pathetic man-child that he is.

:marseydarktrump: : So you guys agree that we should be same the country then!

But _I_ don't desire they use that name, and I'm American. Can we, like, petition Google to not be punks who do what the totalitarian wants?

Lmao. The Google CEO was front row at Trump's inauguration. Best of luck

Maybe constantly bitching about CEOs/rich people/important people even when they're on your side could have some unfortunate consequences? :marseyquestion:

Californian checking in. It's the Gulf of Mexico.

>Google will change

Google is the scariest of all tech companies. They are essentially our library. They have the ability to manipulate the narrative on a different level. For the vast majority they are our dictionary, our encyclopedia, our Library of Alexandria. They are THE reference for day to day life. Our last arbiter of truth.

We are already aware that weighted searches are for sale.. but them kissing the ring is scarier than social media techs doing so. By my estimation, at least.

That's why I periodically download wikipedia

:s#mugjak:

"Here at Google, we deepthroat the whole boot"

Stop being anti-corporations and maybe they'll like your side too :marseyshrug:

Why do people think this ends when trump ends? It doesn't. It's being set up so it doesn't. We will get Vance, who is more cognizant and has the potential to be worse.

True but, I don't think anyone but Trump has what it takes to rile up the morons enough to get out and vote.

It's comments like this that make me think you people still do not understand the magnitude of this election.

Every single lever of power in the government that matters is now firmly controlled by people who are perfectly fine cheating in broad daylight with a violent mob to maintain that power.

They are not going to let themselves be voted out of that power.

Maybe choose an actual candidate next time instead of an identity checklist? :marseykamakama:

I think his cult followers can absolutely be manipulated, post Trump Death, into turning on themselves. I don't think they're accept the Charisma vacuum as the next leader.

I think the internal MAGA civil war will tear the movement apart.

You just have to hope that they haven't destroyed democracy too much post that point.

Like how you guys lost the election? :marseysmug2:

People want to believe that Trump is pulling the strings. They don't want to believe that there's a group of people putting EOs on his desk to sign without reading

Fricking wingcucks lmao :marseynoyouwingcuck:

Now factor in the very best healthcare that money can't buy.

COVID would have killed him if he wasn't POTUS. Sad this dude keeps escaping death. It's always the evil ones that live the longest. :/

Even the best medicine can't do miracles.

Ah, frick, who am I kidding, modern medicine is a miracle. We're fricked.

:ma#rseydoomer: :ma#rseydoomer:

[Karma] Doesn't exist.

I mean… it does. You'll see. And even if you don't believe, when bad things happen, I can assure you us real Americans will be cheering

I'm a real American too but I don't believe karma is an actual thing. If it were true, why would such monstrosities be done to innocent people over the course of history? What did they ALL do to deserve slavery/torture/murder/r*pe/genocide?

I meant real in the sense cheering for karma to happen to dotard. You are also assuming you know exactly how something you don't believe in actually works. Bold assumption

Do you know exactly how it works then?

I know what I believe, but is it what religious adherents believe? No, don't think so.

How is that any different than what I said?

Cause I think my version is real or is to me at least. You said none of it is real.

It's real to me that it doesn't exist.

Hippie with exotic beliefs meets edgy reddit atheist. The argument goes past this point btw :marseynoyou:

Regarding the BMI, I get the impression he's been taking Ozempic or something. He seems to have been slowly thinning out

Maybe but elderly people often thin out for a variety of reasons, most of which are not good.

Yeah that's usually a sign of deaths door

:m#arseycope:

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Fun game for dramatards! :carpbounce: :marseydudesrock:

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I feel like I can't explain to libs that Kamala lost because she sucked.

The past two nights I've been stuck around liberals that have stared into the abyss for too long. They claim that scared idiots like conservatives like simple answers. Yet the simple answer they cling to for their election lose is that America is racist and sexist.

Never mind the fact that compared to Biden, Kamala got 6 million less votes. Trump only went up by 3 million votes compared to his last presidential rub. The fact of the matter is no one liked her. She has a history of being unpopular.

They say that Trump is holding onto power so he doesn't go to prison. That makes zero sense because he could give himself a blanket pardon just like Biden gave his family.

I really wish these people weren't in so many of my social circles. I need to find ways to meet more regular people

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