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N.J. teachers wear 'Gulf of America' shirts to school. Controversy ensues. : newjersey

					
					
					
	

				
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[20K PRIZEPOOL] [SIGN-UP INSIDE] [22/2] [9PM CET] Announcing: /h/kappa Monthly Tournament 19th Edition - Street Fighter Alpha 3- SFA3

A classic is on our hands


Game : Street Fighter Alpha 3 - SFA3

PRIZE POOL : 20k MB [1st place 12k; 2nd place 6k; 3rd place 2k] Graciously provided by Trap and Cammy, what a beautiful couple :marseybride: Feel free to donate for the cause!

Date : 22nd of February, lucky number 222 :marseycheckem2:


Back to fightcade games :marseycheers2: Not like that changes anything for most of you neighbors.

Alpha 3 is a classic with footsies, cute girls and... borderline TOD custom combos galore. Considered by many, including Daigo Umehara to be their favorite Street Fighter of all time :marseyryu:. Although I must say that I myself prefer 3rd strike :marseysmug4: This one is very unique for a street fighter game, due to 3 versions present for every character, Dhalsim being top tier, and of course the hallmark of Alpha, air blocking, so there should be a taste of anime here for those of you who are deeply subhuman :marseylicking2: Hope to see you nigs this month, stream issues are hopefully fixed, praying to the cell towers. :marseypraying:


Sign-up link: https://www.start.gg/rDrama


LEARN THE GAME HERE:

https://wiki.supercombo.gg/w/Street_Fighter_Alpha_3

GET YOUR DOWNLOADS HERE:

Fightcade can be downloaded here --> https://fightcade.com

JSON files (Automatic downloads) --> https://lofi.netlify.app/post/fc2-json-pack-auto-download-roms-from-fightcade-2

!fightclub @Horned_waifus_shill and !g*mers

@KongEnjoyer Aevann carp pls pin

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Just go to the search bar and type in

"When I was 13"

"When I was 14"

"When I was 15"

"When I had s*x"

"I lost my virginity"

"I weighed around"

And sort by oldest

:#marseyeyemixer3:

!metashit !dramatards

Thanks for that story carp :#marseythumbsup:

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what the frick is going on in the main sub

worst i've ever seen it is it just edgier /r/politics now or something

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Finally decided to check out one of the recent MCU movies... ahaha what is this shit?

I always assumed that these movies were trash, based on watching short excerpts online but today I was like, ok I feel like giving one a chance. I saw Iron Man ages ago and I thought it was ok but completely forgettable, hadn't seen any other MCU movie.Went online and searched for what people thought were the best Marvel movies. Saw some people saying Infinity War. Ok, I put on Infinity War. Ahahaha what is this shit? I'd say this is for children, but there were children's cartoons being made 30 years ago with 1/100th of the budget that are better.

Terrible acting (good actors but obviously they're not allowed to actually use their talents). Terrible visual effects that look like a low-budget videogame cutscene. Constant melodramatic music. Why does anyone like this shit? I'm not even against capeshit in general, there's some capeshit I enjoy. But this is just moronic tier slop.

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in its time as one of the deadest( but best) esports of all time, competitive tf2 has had numerous dramas, some funnier than others. most of these are libertarian drama. one notable one occurred back in 2016

b4nny

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905i2488pH2ixly9g.webp

Grant "B4nny" Vincent is the most successful competitive tf2 player of all time, having at least 30 tournament wins, 4 international tournament wins and numerous other meaningless trophies for his collection since 2008, racking up over 28,000 hours in the game. (no seriously) He is notable for being perhaps the only tf2 player to have made a career from streaming and for his enormous ego, creating numerous moments of hilarity.

(there will be more.)

one of b4nny's most redeeming traits (at least in the past) remains his penchant for tweeting.

his tweet game was so prolific that there is a 15 page thread on the main competitive tf2 forum compiling people's favorites

https://www.teamfortress.tv/32408/favorite-b4nny-tweet

some of these have caused immense seethe.

some of my favourites include:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905q1SYMRQ56crCiQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905xwONjMmPRcuoCg.webp

(ok, this one is pretty funny, hes making fun of someone for not going to lan because of school or something lol)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379799054ckRkFzai3Zz5g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905ugqvHZ8Kbbr7Cw.webp

despite his mastermind X antics b4nny has had a rough relationship with the community through the years.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379799052DPqCkIP5HGdtA.webp

initially starting off well liked, something seemed to snap in b4nny's heart, turning it cold.

maybe this was when he got cucked by his teammate and continued to play with him after finding out because he loves winning that much. Maybe it was his own teammate leaving mid-playoffs match due to him insisting on swapping the team's roles around for some reason, causing his team to get upset, get 3rd place (up to this point b4nny hadnt been either 1st or second in the top division for 4 years!) and disband immediately after. This also happened again like 7 years later but thats a different story.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905N6LBGbJQN-pTyw.webp

B4nny immediately rebuilt his team with new up and coming players (including some who would go on to play in theoverwatch league (lolll)

all was well in b4nny's camp. He had recently met his funding goal to attend the 2016 international lan hosted in some shithole in england idk lol

one fateful day, b4nny decided to beat his liver and stream drunk. Clearly intoxicated, b4nny streamed on. meanwhile an up and coming top european player by the name of thalash decided to do some trolling :marseydevil: by insinuating that b4nny was getting carried by his now ex-teammate who had cucked him :marseypearlclutch: in the past. B4nny's ego, already more inflated than the hindenburg (RIp crodies) reached nuclear meltdown levels. how dare a player who has never gone to LAN talk down on me like this! https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979906j8xBl-drMkVFqQ.webp

b4nny also has a bizarre half-joking hatred for european players, berating their playstyle constantly for being slow and boring (true)

these factors lead to b4nny going on a legendary drunken tangent raving about europeans, accolades and how thalash is the equivalent of what someone might call a plumber or taxi driver driver in the UFC.

small compilation of the best moments

(whole stream).

the most notable part of this autism fueled rant is b4nny's legendary statement that he requests his new found foe utter when he loses to him on lan(0:33 seconds in video 1 :) )

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean.

uh oh!

this sparks huge drama in the community, with some pointing out that thalash was provoking an obviously deathly drunk b4nny while others laughed at his ego about an already small esport.

august 26, 2016

b4nny has arrived in europe with his team to smite the europeeans once and for all.

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at his sexiest, he is ready to take the win and prove why blumpfkenstiltskin needs to stop giving aid to twink european panhandlers.

can you guess what happens?

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b4nny loses, becoming a laughing stock and likely killing some hobo in retaliation (he lived in la).

b4nny later returns to his uncrushable winning ways, winning every single major tournament in NA until 2021 and eventually getting his getback on thalash in 2018 and 2019 at lan, one being in NA one being in ingerland.

b4nny still plays to this day. i think despite his insufferable ego, its quite impressive hes been able to dedicate himself to this without roping or moving on to another esport. hes clearly a talented team leader and team builder.

ill probably never post again on this site but theres so much funny drama from this esport holy shit lol

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Classic politician
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Various sports :marseyqatarworldcup2: subs want to ban twitter :marseyelonpaypig: links now :marseypearlclutch:

https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1i6kjdj/should_rnba_ban_twitter_links/

https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1i6h6sm/can_we_ban_twitter_links_now/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/1i6jgcg/proposal_to_ban_xcom_links/

https://old.reddit.com/r/DetroitRedWings/comments/1i6lbtx/banning_direct_links_to_x/

https://old.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/1i6kj05/subreddit_discussion_should_we_ban_twitter_links/

https://old.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1i6kc8y/can_we_also_ban_xtwitter_links_from_this_sub/

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1i6l2mj/meta_poll_regarding_the_use_of_twitterx_on/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Padres/comments/1i6k8jw/im_seeing_other_subs_banning_x_posts_can_we_do/

https://old.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/comments/1i6jzq3/petition_to_ban_x_links/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/comments/1i6k1iu/proposal_to_ban_xcom_links/

https://old.reddit.com/r/torontoraptors/comments/1i6j1gm/noticed_every_sports_subreddit_banning_twitter/

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  • whyareyou : ableist againt persons of non-hearing
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Do you have ears, 30 seconds, and want to earn dramacoin in increments of 500? READ THIS THREAD :kremcoin: :dkcoin: :donkeykongbanana2:

Years ago I ripped the DKD soundtrack off YouTube by searching various things + also took requests from people here and then I renamed the files to basic, ordered numbers because that seemed to make the most sense. You can see this here:

https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld/src/branch/master/files/assets/events/DKD/music

However

I want to add the Now Playing to the bottom of the page, a really small footer with a cute lil equalizer graphic or something beside it. This will apply to all holigays. But it's DKD right now so let's tackle that.

Identify the tracks, include a link to the youtube video it came from to prove you're not full of shit. 500:kremcoin: per track identified. Obviously tell me which file the link corresponds to.

Do as many or as few as you want, some are actually really easy like the fricking DKC Funky's Flights theme.

Be first or be broke.

Thank you me because this is all happening as I have had a tab open since yesterday morning with some sort of Kong remix playing and I need to know what it is because it's SO GOOD.

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This is sobering! :marseygilead:

					
					

:marseypearlclutch:

Subreddit full of women with weird breeding fantasies discovers how Canadians feel about immigrants and that they might not be welcomed with open arms and free gibs.

It's truly the plot of Handmaids Tale 😞

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Anon is a valid moid

!cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid

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BROCK POSTING

Recovering with the cats. Shout outs to people who are doing important stuff today, unlike bums like myself :marseyxd: :marseycry:

!animalposters !cats

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Bump
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read the reddit comments lol [🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘] Thank you, Joe Biden!

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

[deleted] (418)

Did he actually say this? Lol (25)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

Biden was great, so many people will not see the impact he had. I'll say this, the best government is the one that helps just enough, and generally stays out of the way. Trump sure isn't doing this. (-18)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

for what? this motherlover is going to be looked at less favorably than james buchanan for the immediate consequences of his presidency (180)

Wrong. Biden did A LOT of awesome shit. (-24)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Thank you for...? What exactly? Being so terrible we ended up with a fascist in power? Being unable to beat an adjudicated male feminist business fraud billionaire robber baron felon? Neoliberals don't deserve any praise. They failed to deliver people's basic needs, and now we're going to find out how low the US can stoop. (0)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Frick Joe Biden and frick the Democrats in general. I have voted for them consistently and consistently I've been left wanting. The democrats have no backbone. They have no will to fight. They've coasted for decades by being "the rational adult" in the room while the Republicans go further and further into the most insane levels of theocratic fascism seen since the 19fricking30s.Frick the Democrats, frick their decorum, and frick Joe Biden for being a worthless sack of bones in general. My lifespan just got statistically shortened by four fricking years because of this flaccid do-nothing excuse for a party. (0)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

For what? (582)

He really let us down. Yes, I do think Biden's presidency overall was beneficial for the middle class, but he failed us where it mattered most—holding the previous administration accountable. The appointment of Merick Garland alone was a failure. Throw in his 180 in being a one term President, his administration hiding his mental decline, his disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal (I'm a veteran of that war, that one hurt), and his failure to exit the race in a timely manner all allowed Trump to win and put us in a position to collapse as a nation.Biden did a lot of good, but his failures far outweigh his successes in my opinion. I'm a democrat for what it's worth. (281)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/ArcadianMess

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 6

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Big!Lots posts a silly post about candy, all the replies are seething :chudrage:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738005354qogN3isCPsbMCA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738005354Jec4Tx8cVdiK9g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738005354E2LC7Z77p8Mqzg.webp

Bonafide Boomer living up to the name.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738005354qwpn789ies2KNg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738005354NfVP_6ku00lm0Q.webp

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A federal judge, in a ruling late Friday evening, has denied an effort to block the Department of Government Efficiency from accessing sensitive data from the Department of Labor.

During the hearing, the plaintiffs' attorneys argued that if DOGE accessed DOL data, it would cause irreparable harm to their clients.

However, in his ruling, Bates found that the plaintiffs did not show that "at least one particular member is substantially likely to suffer an injury at the hands of the defendant."

Fricking wrecked.

These people can't do ANYTHING

:#marseyxd:

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:marseyflagrwanda: vs :marseyflagsouthafrica: - Apparently the RSA peacekeeping mission to Congo not going so Ayoba right now :marseyfacepeel:

https://old.reddit.com/r/DownSouth/comments/1idqqg9/rwanda_vs_south_africa/

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78w1ze7v25o

!africans !brics

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Fun fact: David Bowie did not, in fact, have heterochromia from birth. One of his irises was permanently dilated, giving the impression that it was a different color, due to an injury suffered as a teenager during a fight with his friend and 1960's bandmate George Underwood over a girl. The band was called "Davie Jones and the King Bees" and George was the lead guitarist. He was also a Beta orbiter around some chick and he, stupidly, introduced her to the band's singer David Jones (Bowie's real name- he had to change it so as not to be confused with Davy Jones from the Monkees). That very night Diamond Dave fricked this girl very loudly in the room above where George was sleeping. George, who has assumed that nice girls didn't do such things, seethed all night and punched David when he came downstairs the next day.

There's a lesson here for all of us.

https://media.tenor.com/T8-zV8upYfkAAAAx/bowie.webp

David Bowie- surprisingly heterosexual

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Video is not necessary to watch at all and there are others, but I'm too lazy.

The comments however are fricking great

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074786xSF8VJuNQOEDCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074786uvTS5JaL1ZugIg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370747865JHRy-86PuB3Gw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074786RRrmQZgqqjmL4w.webp

Elon has lost complete and total street cred with the most important demographic on the internet - !g*mers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787mg3hp7nFoyubpQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787imifjctsvNI5Bw.webp

Oh hey look it's Darkmatter2525, haven't seen that guy in like 10 years

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787vmlwl-rPLNAsVw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787cwMi-sNOE6HkxQ.webp

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Trump orders advisers to "obliterate" Iran if it assassinates him

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

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Real life, soyjack
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Ambien: A Love Story in Four Parts

Part 1

17 Nov 2018

r/ambien: It this for real help

Edit: I really dont like this medicine.
I guess 20mg is too much, I mean I'm suppose to take 5mg. And my wife, a really wonderful woman, counted my pills for me. I took 4 5mg accused my wife of Loving our dog more. Then asked her what concrete was made out of then got angry and sat in the pantry until she would tell me. I slept on the couch. She's really upset, but understands it was the influence of the medicine. I made this post last night seeking help more than likely while I was in the pantry.

:marseyinvisible:

18 Nov 2018

r/ambien: I accused my wife of knowing what concrete is made out of than accused her of loving our dog more than me.

She's in a bad mood. I need to sleep but i really don't like this medicine.

:marseyinvisible:

Part 2

22 Nov 2018

r/ambien: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

:#marseyembrace:

:marseyinvisible:

05 Dec 2018

r/ambien: my wiwwwfie wife is visting her mom and i miss her

she smells nice and is reall soft

Im wish she washere

:#marseymelancholy:

:marseyinvisible:

09 Dec 2018

r/ambien: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

yes i lovd her you have to bewilling to love her and shelllove you

:#marseydance:

:marseyinvisible:

Part 3

19 Nov 2019

r/ambien: It's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into our kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

:marseyinvisible:

Part 4

19 Feb 2022

r/ambien: diforce :#marseyscream:

form zelda driforce AAA g :marseytroll:

:#marseyinvisible:

Epilogue

20 Sep 2022

r/ambien: Not on Ambien today, but my Wife calls you all my "Reddit fans." She told her coworkers I'm famous on this subreddit because of how often I gush about her

:#marseyretard2pat:

:marseyinvisible:

Bonus Material

r/TheLastAirbender: [No spoilers] just a world building question in general. but be warned NSFW. Do you think water benders can be their own contraceptive?

:#marseydisgust:

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