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The Intellectuals of r/privacy SOY at Chudlon's New Cellular Network :marseyslab:

					
					

This subreddit :marseyreddit: used to be nice, now it's just constant sneeding at nitpicks about anything :marseycoleporter: slightly republican :marseysnappymaga: (like the recent soying over the CEO of Proton being a chud).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738569039Y6NNcLhJIxfNAg.webp

MISINFORMATION!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738569039H5J5nHgOXpETNA.webp

ENCRYPTION FIXES THIS!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738569039J5ZSvPxq1dC06Q.webp

Literally any company :marseyapple2: can do this, that's why we need DIVERSITY (the good one) in emergency :marseywambulance: options. Redditors :marseysoypoint2: want to stay as cavemen because a chud made something :marseysmugface: nice. Currently satellite :marseyoctopusglow: connectivity (provided by globalstar) requires a special :marseyretard: chip + proper positioning + has limited data + is expensive :marseyxmassweatersingapore: to transfer over. Starlink will allow for LTE speeds anywhere in the world :marseyww1american1: on any device without needing to point :marseygoodjob2: your phone :marseyyayyyytext: towards the sky like an r-slur.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738569039j_YOSm-6n_twcw.webp

LOL

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385690390nstfXuH1_b32Q.webp

We finally get ONE rational redditor!

Elon is out to r*pe you. Hide NOW.

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Marlboro black menthol-chan

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wearing the shirt she got from Galentines day :#marseyplaty: !sigmastacies !christians !atheists QUESTION SISTERS: strag patrol or jesussianna feetwashing? :#platywave:

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FACTS
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Drumpler declares the era off Huffposting OVER.

!chuds

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EFFORTPOST Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, Ukraine : SnapshotHistory

					
					

Fix your title to:

Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, USSR

or

Jewish woman chased by men and youth armed with clubs during the Lviv pogroms, 1941, when USSR occupied Ukraine.

https://media.tenor.com/n6OTqB38sioAAAAx/giggle-chuckle.webp

Both your titles are wrong so the main title. The pogroms were done in Lwów, Poland, when GERMANS occupied Poland. The pogroms were done by Ukrainians and Germans.

https://media.tenor.com/Lv5NvGkxXOYAAAAx/captain-america-chris-evans.webp

I think if you ask an old Ukrainian they'd tell you it was more like an occupation

Many Ukrainian were in high leadership positions and Ukraine was a very important part of the USSR .

Between here old Ukrainian:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864Vn9wN_KgDA3IpA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864taynxDGvHluVmg.webp

But today Ukrainian Nazi problem is unique you see all the Nazis that survived the first year of fighting they stopped fighting they went to back stage position where they getting shit tons of money. Good example Wolves of Davinci

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Vinci_Wolves_Battalion

Its leader told he will be an homosexual if he loses Kurakhove then neighbor got rich from donation money bought him self Rolexes started telling how Ukraine will lose, the moment Russian were approaching Kurakhove, left it with his boys.

This is prime example of Ukrainian nouveau riche Nazis.

And it's understandable, when you rich you stop giving frick about Nazi shit and nationalism. Why be in dirt if he can go to Maldives and bang some models ?

But fun part Zelenskyy don't understand that Nazis in Ukraine changed and yesterday he gave this interview

Before the interview started Zelensky was talking with that guy in Russian. (There multiple accounts, and Zelenskyy team is Russian speaking and they only speak Ukrainian when the cameras are on) Then during the interview he told to this Russian guy that he has no respect for Russian and Russian language. He sweared a lot. Then still talks about memorandum and guarantees like frick it's 2025 and he still drives that car. Memorandums have guaranties only if they are ratified and nobody ratified them and US even openly told it multiple times. And taking those 300 billions Russian assets will frick up western banking system for more than 300 billions. So this interview wasn't for westerncels it wasn't even for Ukrainian because 75% of them didn't understood why he acted like an r-slur.

It was for those ultra nationalists who will think it's cool that he swears on Putin and Russian and dehumanising them

Like those guys who he in 2019 told to remove weapons from some kind of protest and they laugh at him when he told them he is president of Ukraine.

But this interview in grand scale is low IQ move just like giga epic new counteroffensive offensive 2 days ago.

Like imagine Putin shows this interview to Trump and says look at this guy he is not only illegally on his current presidential position but he is clearly unhinged, he says he hate every Russian, how are we even supposed to talk to him ?

And don't forget Trump hates Zelenskyy, Zelenskyy cost him presidency in 2020 and put him into an impeachment and Trump team already hinting at an election for Zelenskyy.

Zelenskyy also told Ukraine has 900k soldiers and basically don't need mobilisation or how they call it now in Ukraine Bussyfucation :marseyxd:

In 2023 December he told Ukraine had 1,4 million and didn't need to lower mobilisation age do get extra 500k soldiers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864i760fLHpXKxGzQ.webp

Ukraine will lower the mobilisation age no doubt about it when last week they told

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217864BT6DI2QccjEkeg.webp

So now before Feb 5 every man from age 18 to 60 if they have exception from military service have to redo it. It's clearly sign they want those guys to have fresh medical papers before lowering the age of mobilisation and then busificate them

The Myslovo Dictionary of Modern Ukrainian Language and Slang chose the word "busification" as the word of the year 2024. The neologism, which refers to forced mobilization under an accelerated procedure, was in the center of public attention last year. The term points to problems with mobilization, when quantitative indicators prevail over qualitative ones, and human rights (sometimes along with common sense) are put on the back burner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217865Pux4e4wEs7ctkw.webp

And a lot of people didn't believed Zelenskyy words about 900k Ukrainian soldiers because it doesn't make sense that they are having KD of 10 and getting out numbered by opponent that has 2 times less man power

Julian anal ysis is always genius. Ukrainian have high morale because they protecting their country

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736217865AVdvmH-GWDelsg.webp

Russian morale very low and that's why Ukrainian have many times more deserters.

But for real cross thousands miles to give interview to an pro Trump Russian boi and tell to his face that he hates Russian language and Russian

:marseyxd:

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usarmy does genocide
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Trump signs order to declassify JFK, RFK, and MLK files.
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100 billion zuck bucks got burned

					
					
					
	

				
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"China is going to take over and influence everything now that USAID is defunded, you'll see!"

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  • Sandwiches : Sid Meier sits in the cuck chair at Firaxis watching devs frick Civ
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Civilization 7 reviews are here

Guardian gave it 100/100 we can throw that review in garbage can

Author of the review made a whole big butt article where he bitching about cutscene

https://www.theguardian.com/games/article/2024/jul/23/press-x-to-skip-its-time-we-retired-the-video-game-cutscene

Any one who played video games know a cutscene is better than an in-game cute scene where you can control your character because those are unskippable.

Mote bs reviewers and here it comes

https://n4g.com/news/2652490/civilization-7-review-ign#comments

IGN 7/10 basically the lowest score they could give

https://www.eurog*mer.net/civilization-7-review

Eurogaymers 4/10

So the game ain't that good.

Game probably will be in decent state after like 5 years and 100 paid dlc's

Sad but I guess only monster hunter and yakuza pirates for me in February and then in March butt shadow, atelier yumia, dead or alive prism

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Spider-chan

🐞 #BeriArt @beribug.bsky.social

thernz (@thernz.bsky.social) 2025-02-10T01:45:35.559Z

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Cumtownners make fun of destinycels

					
					
					
	

				
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Here's what Democrats did today (February 12)

!khive !nonchuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739481964fK-arCy6puLTpg.webp

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Pool's closed at the DNC.
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AAAAAAHHHHHH WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :carpworried:

Shit butt FRICKING BUTTON MAKING ME STRESS AND ALMOST TAP WHY DOES THIS EXIST WHY IS IT AT THE TOP OF THE FEED AAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Coom : Saved just to remember who's who of the metaCute twinks. I will COOM inside each of them.
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REAL drammies :marseyking: The OFFICIAL Drammy Awards 2024 - Nominations Thread ($170,000 Marseybux and 7 exclusive badges up for grabs!) :!marseyking:

Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!


PREVIOUS YEARS

2023:

2022:

2021:


Attention, drama queens, kings, and all the regal genderqueers in between:

It's that time of year again when we celebrate the chaotic dumpster fire that is both the world and this little corner of the interwebs. Normally, I would craft my usual masterpiece of an announcement post—something that would leave you gagged, gooped, and maybe even a little bit humbled by my signature sheer wit. However, full disclosure: I, your humble yearly host of this event, have been barely online this past year and had no idea that this site is somehow even still alive to be honest. Blame burnout, existential dread, or just the fact that constantly checking in on you incel nerds simply gets exhausting. I'll leave that up to you to psychoanalyze.

So instead of half-assing this post, I decided to fully outsource it. Yes, I've summoned the digital queer-coded energy of ChatGPT to write this entire announcement. If you think this is lazy, you're absolutely correct! But in the spirit of rDrama, let's call it "delegation with flair". Without further ado, let's dive into this year's categories for the annual Drammy awards. Dust off your wigs, fetch your Marseys, and prepare to cast your votes in the only contest that matters! :marseyexcited:

This year also comes with a new and improved prestigious pink-platinum badge design for the winners, so it's definitely a year where you'll want to win! Happy voting, my beautiful disasters :star:


HOW THIS WORKS:

This will be split into two parts, a nominations thread (this one!) and a later final vote thread. In the comments of this post, there'll be a stickied root comment for each category where you can nominate a relevant user, post, event etc. for an award (only one nomination per comment or else it won't count!). After 4 days, the top 4 updooted nominations in each category will qualify for the finals, where the ultimate winners will be decided via a poll.

Make sure you don't nominate someone/something that's been nominated already for that award like an r-slur.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic IRL Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587734

What was the most iconic IRL drama that had you saying "Hold my poppers" this year? This is the category for those deliciously messy real-life dramatic moments that really stood out this year and made you question how humanity has made it this far. Whether it was a celebrity meltdown, a public feud, or if you just want to nominate Orange Daddy nearly getting his head blown off on live TV, nominate the drama that lived for you.


:marseypopcorn: Best Dramatic Online Happening :!marseypopcorn:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587736

The internet remains undefeated as the ultimate arena for drama, and this category is proof. What virtual spat, digital downfall, Twitter (sorry, X) shitshow or Redditor meltdown had you clearing your calendar to watch it unfold? If it happened exclusively online and involved maximum levels of cringe, cattiness, or chaos, it belongs here.


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203887GgGvLSSEMSPF5g.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587741

The crème de la crème, the drama MVP, the person who somehow managed to stay in the spotlight without getting banned (yet). You know them, you love them, and it's time to crown them the ultimate dramatic force of 2024.


:marseycarpfisherman: Best rDrama Bait :!marseycarpfisherman:

$30,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203885dxSEkTeOpL-VMA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587745

Who executed the most flawless gayop this year? We're looking for artful deception, unhinged commitment, and the kind of drama-stirring genius that makes you say, "Wow, they need therapy." To the dramatards who went the extra mile this year, it's your time to shine.

For bait operations where multiple users were involved in their planning and execution, the marseybux reward will be split amongst the most prominent ringleaders and contributors.


:marseyletsgo: Best rDrama Activism :!marseyletsgo:

$25,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203884GglecFQBt9D_Ig.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587749

Believe it or not, some of you allegedly leave your basements and engage with the real world every now and then. This award goes to the brave souls who repped rDrama IRL—whether by attending dramatic events, covering live tea, or just waving a Marsey flag in public. Activism? Yes. Cringe? Also yes. But in a good way.


:marseystars: Best rDrama Post :!marseystars:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203891viRUCJvsAxYJbA.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587754

It's simple: which post this year was the most iconic? Maybe it was a perfectly curated callout, a deep dive into obscure internet lore, or just a thread so messy it felt like performance art. Nominate the post that had you smashing that heckin upmarsey button with unhinged glee.

If you're struggling and/or lazy, here's the top posts from the past year.


:!marseypainter: Best rDrama OC :marseypainter:

$15,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203890G8onELoh6pCj2A.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587759

Who used their creativity to add brand new dimensions to the rDrama lore? Whether it was an iconic meme, original artwork, spicy fanfiction, or some other cursed-but-brilliant creation, this is for the best Original Content™ of the year. (Do not steal!)

NO emojis, NO AI slop.


:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: Marsey of the Year :!marseylove::!marseylove::!marseylove:

$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203889e7RL9GN8aXoyMg.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587761

Our queen, our muse, our icon: Marsey. This award honors the best Marsey emoji created in 2024. Was it cursed? Blessed? So absurdly specific you still don't understand it but use it anyway? Nominate the Marsey that encapsulates the spirit of rDrama. Any Marsey emote from this list is eligible as long as it's been tagged as having been uploaded in 2024.


:marseylolcow: Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) :!marseylolcow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587763

The lifeblood of this community that keeps rDrama warm on cold nights: the lolcow. This award goes to the user who managed to turn themselves into a one-person circus act. Who flailed the hardest, got milked the most, and still somehow kept coming back for more? We love to hate them, but mostly, we just love to watch.


:marseycow: Lolcow of the Year (off-site) :!marseycow:

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587768

While our home-grown lolcows are delightful, sometimes the outside world provides us with an even bigger clown show. From celebrities airing their dirty laundry to internet personalities imploding in real time, who was 2024's most embarrassing off-site disaster?


:marseyjanny2: Jannie of the Year :!marseyjanny2:

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736203888-z60i9yQT24X4Q.webp

Nominate here: https://rdrama.net/comment/7587771

Last but not least... even though the choice is brazenly obvious, who is the most beloved, clever, funny and handsome janny of them all? This award is open to any current rdrama janitor or prominent Reddit janitor.

Also this category has its own badge and mbux prize now for some reason. Blame Carp.


Nominations will stay up until 10th January, where the finalists of each category will be decided!

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Is "Jews jews jews " better than "Trump Trump Trump"?

					
					
					
	

				
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Lots of beautiful lush grass and thousands of people!

https://preview.redd.it/welp-this-is-my-post-v0-4ifx2cy0khhe1.jpg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4faf9c24398f06ed9ce59c16c0f8b32be14e963

https://preview.redd.it/welp-this-is-my-post-v0-qrldg8x0khhe1.jpg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62949915f67e04bc4260eec1f9aaf26dee90a984

Is that someone pretending to be a wizard? How can anyone take any of this seriously?

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Four Nations Tournament thoughts
  • First, don't look at main RS sub…gloating Canadian phags. "Trump bad Canada good", get fricked. Unironic Canada posting is just sad. Unable to afford homes, overrun by Sexy Indian dudes and CUCKED by Trump, Canadians feel the need to gloat because this one sport is the only thing that brings glory to their nation.

  • Having said that, this tournament was great. After a lame Super Bowl matchup, this became a marquee sporting event. NHL players are wired differently, and they clearly were proud to rep their countries and played hard. All star games in most sports now just suck but this was the opposite.

  • The game last night was one of the best I've seen in years. 2-2 going into OT, the US went balls to the walls for the first few shifts. They came so close to scoring. McDavid was left wide open and that lapse was it…you can't leave the best player in the game wide open in front of the net. Biddington deserves credit for his performance in net.

  • This will fuel the 2026 Olympic storyline. Hopefully US gets revenge. 🙏🏻

  • Was happy that drunk Bostonians booed the Canadian anthem in retaliation.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jcss1/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jla3g/?context=8


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jtb4f/?context=8

:directlypointingsoyjak: have YOU got kids and responsibilities :directlypointingsoyjak:


https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jsjv4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jo457/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1i7brmc/what_is_this_person_doing_in_my_yard/m8jj26c/?context=8


Surveyor sub note with hilarity how often people who don't know or understand the survey industry react with suspicion against strangers like surveyor strags on their turf :marseyunamused:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/

"Can I help you?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/m8ju4sk/?context=8

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Unida - If Only Two
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TOTAL CANCUCK DEATH as we beat them in the only sport they even care about

Someone ping more !hockey !chuds !burgers

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