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:chudconcerned: I... I don't think :marseynoooticer: I can bros

!boozers I hope none of you would :marseymight: even consider :marseygigathonk: this

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-09-26 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Built my first home at age 30. Designed the kitchen myself and comp.../r/Homebuilding (150K)66%2306
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Chappell Roan is fighting for her life for some people to have a ti.../r/chappellroan (96K)55%1521
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘It's About Having the Right Priorities/r/PoliticalCompassMemes (583K)57%1626
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘MMW: Chappell Roan will be forgotten in a year/r/MarkMyWords (108K)60%798
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I became a victim of the Me Too movement after rejecting a girl'l, AMA/r/AMA (2M)63%846
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘will we die of global warming?/r/Futurology (21M)49%497
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘benadryl should not be available without a prescription and should .../r/The10thDentist (289K)54%498
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells 'The View' He Was Forced Out Of Pow.../r/babylonbee (28K)60%542
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Vivek Ramaswamy: Trump, Conservatism, Nationalism, Immigration, and.../r/lexfridman (45K)51%440
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Couldn't help it. $2 offer/r/grubhubdrivers (63K)46%363

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Unfortunately, performance is terrible.../r/MetaphorReFantazio (6K)49%94
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells 'The View' He Was Forced Out Of Pow.../r/babylonbee (28K)60%542
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Chappell Roan is fighting for her life for some people to have a ti.../r/chappellroan (96K)55%1521
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Frick the haters/r/naath (10K)54%121
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Built my first home at age 30. Designed the kitchen myself and comp.../r/Homebuilding (150K)66%2306
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Vivek Ramaswamy: Trump, Conservatism, Nationalism, Immigration, and.../r/lexfridman (45K)51%440
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Why is Trent popular? /r/daria (37K)51%311
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Couldn't help it. $2 offer/r/grubhubdrivers (63K)46%363
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘MMW: Chappell Roan will be forgotten in a year/r/MarkMyWords (108K)60%798
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Roads aren't meant for running, especially when there's a perfectly.../r/kitchener (65K)48%337

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Manmoding gone wrong

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt Literally me, Frick

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Basado Libertarian icon Milei tells the :marseypeacekeeper: UN, :platyhappymerchant: WEFcels, Wokes :soyjakhipster: and lizard :carpdino: :marseyqueenlizard: people to eat shit and die.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1fov4xl/milei_continues_to_be_the_most_based_world_leader/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17272716081384988.webp

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It's safe to say that the reactions to the images were mixed, with a top-liked comment saying,

:marseyclueless: "No hate, I'm honestly just confused."

Another simply wrote,

:marseysick: "I'm uncomfortable,"

while more said,

:marseydizzy: "I'm sorry, what's this?....."

and

:marseyseethe: "Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by JoJo Siwa 🙋🏼‍♀️."

:marseyrage: "What in the world 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ no this isn't it!"

said a different fan, while a similar comment read,

:bitchplease: "Girl please no."

But there were also plenty of defenders of the look, with supportive comments like,

:marseyhearts: "Legendary!!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥,"

:marseyembrace: "Omg, this is soooo camp i'm loving it,"

and

:marseyloveyou: "This is kinda iconic icl."

:marseyeyeroll: "This is editorial af and if it was anyone else y'all would eat it up,"

wrote someone else in appreciation of the photos.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727461449563625.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727461449626197.webp

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

Then don't say anything! Or does she really not understand how evil Trump is? Make it make sense? Or how not voting can help Trump. She didn't need to say anything then. (1216)

there is a significant difference between not voting and not endorsing a candidate she cannot morally endorse. (86)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

The former is more important than the latter. I agree with her that we should look closer at local stuff, too. (404)

I mean it seems like she's doing both, I don't see why that's bad (207)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

All the critical thinking, posturing and wheel spinning you want to do will still bring you back to that exact reality. Kamala, Trump or abstain.If you have a family member, friend or in this case fans who are interested to hear you opinion because they may be undecided for whatever reason - which of those three would you encourage them to do?That's all an endorsement is at the end of the day. If I had the power to influence another person's decision - which way would I influence them? It doesn't require a 2min30 second video to tell them I would rather not influence them. (3009)

Wtf are you talking about? That is not all endorsement is for celebrities. You know the second she endorses Kamala they'll be doing hot to vote across the swing states. They're already doing it without her endorsement. If you are for Palestinian liberation, you are probanly plugging your nose to votr for Harris this year because you've got a metaphorical gun to your head if she doesn't win. Chapell has made her stance on Palestine clear, so it makes complete sense that she won't happily endorse the woman actively facilitating this genocide. From her interviews and care for trans rights its pretty clear she will vote Harris, but she doesn't have to fricking endorse her. (-199)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Yeah seriously I don't understand the logic of voting a third party, they wouldn't ever win. It's Kamala obviously is the best choice and only choice that matters, especially for trans rights. (138)

Trans rights and abortion rights are their weapons to wield and fool everyone into thinking they're left, inclusive and progressive. But no one seems to care this administration is funding a genocide, they could hardwire abortion rights at any time, have rescinded their opposition to capital punishment, and has a party leader who just declared to Oprah she would shoot someone who trespassed on her house to appeal to the gun nuts. You people can't keep blindly following the dems as they inch further right, just because the Republicans remain even further right. It's so fricking dumb it makes my mind bleed. You people need to wake up and realise the bar is so god darn low if all a candidate needs to be is better than trump. And don't come at me with some rubbish about "if trump is so bad then why would we risk him getting in" cos at this point I'm starting to think that yall need another trump term to spawn the third option you so desperately need. If you keep voting in dems to avoid t... (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I feel like a lot of y'all are too libbed up to understand the nuance here.She doesn't have to endorse anyone. If you're looking to celebs for political tea leaves, you have personal problems to address.She disavowed Trump, for those of you that crazily accused her of being right wing. Shame on you for even implying that.She doesn't owe anyone anything really. She doesn't owe Kamala anything, she doesn't owe you anything.Her refusing to endorse Kamala is not an implicit endorsement of the other side (see #2).She's not wrong that trans rights have been disregarded by the Democrats, both Biden and Kamala's campaigns have shied away from championing LGBTQ+ rights broadly, but especially trans rights in particular. They even let that internet safety bill pass that could have terrible implications for queer people. (Edit: People are trying to fact check me on this, but the campaign has not been vocal about trans or LGBTQ+ rights broadly. I have not seen anything outside of milquetoast pa... (1806)

If I had the authority to pin this comment to the top of the comments here, I would.I'm going to vote for Harris because I fully understand what's at stake, but that doesn't mean I'm going to enjoy it. It doesn't mean I'm going to put Harris signs out front. I'm not buying bumper stickers or t-shirts or hats. I'm voting for her resentfully, not enthusiastically.And I'm sure as heck going to criticize her every step of the way - like I have since she was Copmala putting trans prisoners in danger and ruining people's lives over marijuana. All the more now that she's trying the "no no look I'm a belligerent gun-toting warmonger too please vote for me Ohio," meanwhile Israel is escalating from plain ol' genocide against one "undesirable" ethnic group to straight up starting WW3 in the ME because they know they have the United States' unwavering, unqualified support.Point is, if I had any platform, I would be making the same darn statement Chappell Roan is making, which is no endorsement... (9)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

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How can you honestly say "take the genocide issue off the table because it's not up for debate" and not see how completely fricked and pathetic that is, what the frick? How can we ever claim to have moral standing on anything if we do that? The point is that it should be up for debate (or condemnation more accurately) and the fact that it isn't should be unacceptable to anyone with a moral compass. How do you just let shit slide like that? "Oh there's no point in trying to change their minds so let's stop trying"??? Is that the message? (42)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/milchtea

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🔘🔘

Number of comments: 6

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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Notice how every movie the average foid loves is total slop?

"Omg, I love this movie, it's so romantic" - Bottomed out critic and audience scores

Almost every foid aimed movie is low rated slop, which leads me to conclude that foids have naturally shit taste in movies and can never be true kinographers.

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Un-Stuffing my Volvo

The fun thing is, since I swapped out the faulty self-leveling rear suspension for regular springs, when it's weighed down in the back my headlights point up and really piss off left lane campers.

They think it's because I have my brights on and turn theirs on once I pass them, but I like to let them get in front of me and then blast them with my real brights for a good half hour.

My annoying yellow fog lights probably don't help either.

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I'm not going to bother pasting the article here because it's short and easy to read and has lots of pictures. Just click the darn link.

My favourite is the Cap'n Crunch Chicken Sandwich:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17274551653885784.webp

Does a toffee apple really cost $6.45 these days? How long until the "It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?" line from Arrested Development becomes real?

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Hilarious Highlights:

Releasing source code which is meant to be proprietary 2

releasing source code meant for a subscription

Releasing it under a license that may violate GitHub TOS (Potential Reportmaxxing opportunity :marseyreportmaxxer2: ?)

lel

the license

Dolby copyrighted code in repo | github issue

>releases under a license that prohibits forking

>forks it anyway

:#gigachad4:

Jeet-tier commits :marseyxdorbit: :

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17271991217648365.webp

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41636804

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/102535233

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1fogjjg/winamp_releases_source_code_with_nonfloss_license/

https://old.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/1fog97h/madlads_are_forking_new_winamp_source_code_even/

:marseybluecheck:

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/20137876?scrollToComments=true

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!friendsofspiderman !superheroes

i hope all my friends :marseymeangirls: in south :marseycartman: georgia and florida :marseyflood: are fricking staying safe, motherlover!

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It looks like he's stabbing a child lmao.

Also /r/games, which normally has reddit-tier opinions, is chudding out over the game.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1fohexw/ubisoft_cancels_press_previews_of_assassins_creed/

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Should I do it?

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Boozer lawyer files a motion for :marseyl: in the court of life. (*Not* Nicky Rickles the Kiwi legal lolcow)

I have been at my mid-size corporate defense firm for 10 months. This is my first position in litigation, new, but I feel like I've been making "reasonable" mistakes and improving. I won two small bench trials that I did solo and have been trying to incorporate the feedback I've received from the partners.

A few background issues - (1) I am newly diagnosed ADHD; got on meds and have been trying to be more detailed-oriented but I still make silly typos or miss things; (2) I have a baby in daycare (my first child) and since I've been at the firm, we've battled numerous daycare illnesses and a hospital stay. We don't have any family support so when my daughter is sick, it messes up my ability to work. The firm has always been super understanding, though; (3) my husband and I are recovering alcoholics but he recently relapsed. Yesterday, I left work a bit early to find my husband passed out in his vomit. I called EMTs and tried to keep my daughter away from the situation. While paramedics were here, I realized I completely spaced a following up on a previous request for extension for a deadline and in my effort to try and rectify the situation, I sent an email asking for an extension, while not realizing the partner and paralegal had already handled the deadline. (EDIT: I had already drafted the document - written discovery resonates- and gave it to the partner the week prior for her changes, we were waiting to hear back from opposing counsel on an extension because our client hadn't produced the responsive documents).

I got a meeting invite from the partner today. She was not happy, saying that my email embarrassed her and the firm because it made it look like I didn't know what was going on (which is true, I was out of the loop because I was dealing with my husband's issue). She asked me if I was mentally unwell because I seemed distracted the past few months. She pointed to a recent draft I sent her recently which had typos in it, and said she's concerned about the "trajectory of my career at the firm." My last review (in June) was great and this was the first time she mentioned that I seemed "distracted". I was so shocked and ashamed at having "embarrassed the firm" that I cried during our meeting. I explained that yesterday my husband had a health emergency and apologized for failing to communicate that. I took full responsibility for my mistakes and I didn't want to get into personal details but I would be making changes to improve my mental clarity at work. She asked me if there was anything that she could do to improve my performance and I said that I would like to take a day to think seriously about how to improve.

Lawyers, am I on a one-way track to getting fired? Is being a lawyer just not for me because of my ADHD and lack of attention to detail? How should I approach the partner tomorrow?


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wtf is going on? they don't seem to be limping or injured, and they do not have any kind of cast/brace on.

Ngl, I'm mostly posting this so I can ping the brand new ping group !illnessfakers :bigsmilesoyjak:

They want a psychosomatic illness so so so badly

:marseyagree: Don't we all though? Please doc, I need morphine :marseybegging:

its an instant identity/marginality upgrade you can buy for $29 on amazon that elevates you from being just white

:#marseyxesright: Based tbh

Yep it's some weird thing from tiktok that brain damaged youths have latched onto

but why is it always white women?? no guys. No people of color. What makes the white female mind so susceptible to this contagion

:#marseyquestion:

!redscarepod discuss

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after months of my bitching

im still a b-word

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Telegroomers on suicide watch as Pavel Russianovkov or whatever says he's going to start turning userdata over to law enforcement

@DeletedAccount seething

:#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave:

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