- JohnnyBOO : Least horny homosexual post
- KILL_EVERYONE : literal turds DO NOT OPEN
- Lv51_Slime : gay shit
- Healthy : Not opening that thread but let me guess, at least one american has drawn comparison to BBC?
- Goomble : cute twink
- FoidBlaster : I didn't open, b-word.
- soapysoapy : if i don't win i'm going to shit all your pants
- kaamrev : Degeneracy
- TERRORIST : Adolf Hitler if you can hear me - hit this guy's house with an asteroid
- TheOverSeether : A cute twink having a scat fetish???
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I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).
The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).
&If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.
PRIZES
Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.
Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB
A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.
All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.
All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:
VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST
xoxo
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his posts suck and we'd lose nothing from banning him.
- Arran : attention seeking NlGGER
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The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.
Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.
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Patient presents with severe anemia pulse Ox 89%, neutropenia and possible pancytopenia upon blood work. Final diagnosis was stage 4 bladder cancer so how did we end up at that diagnosis?
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69 y/o male presents after multiple bruises and bone pain, neuropathy and paraprotein general screening. Further testing showed non IgM paraprotein. There are only 2 diagnoses that makes sense so start asking questions for this very obvious guided answer.
- ponyblaze : screenshot posting
- AutisticOnTheStreets : why did you use that emoji for the title?
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Finishing up fixing some really shitty non-EMR personal notes because for some reason they aren't readable despite using standard acronyms and very unlikely to ever be read and just a QC thing. Only perk is they're paying me bullshit high hourly rates where realistically I'm just getting drunk, watching anime or finishing up this weeks meal prep. Knocked them all out within a few hours and will just release them slowly to see how much free money I can get.
- ChristoffWChanderson : Frick you
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Going through notes I was asked to fix and I don't know what the frick is wrong. One of the highlighted parts is βPatient is a pleasant female with prior family history of breast cancer (stage IV) in her natal sister and history of breast cancer (stage II) in adoptive sister.' I literally see nothing wrong. There were quite a few with typos that are easily fixed but is this seriously why you call back somebody that hasn't worked with you for over a year???
- ChristoffWChanderson : Didn't happen, frick you
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Figured I'd help out last second and fly back to California. Flight connection got cancelled so offered to do telehealth but said I'd be a couple hours late and have to cancel some appointments. Apparently the response is cancel 5 more appointments and just be a peepee to somebody with privileges trying to help out? We didn't even agree on payment outside of the flight they got fully refunded for. I know we're not exactly on good terms given I've fired their best friend, hated her and responded negatively to her getting the job behind her back but she reached out to me and shit just didn't work out. Life happens sometimes.
- Battleloser : Defecation porn dont look
- Landorus-Tusk : Gross/straggotry
- Epicaricacy : scat
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If you aren't comfortable with Goetic Demons due to your religious background, up-ringing, etc. I'm not requiring you too.
The same techniques can be used to work with or call upon any other type of spirit such as angels.
I just want to say something from my experience, Angels and Demons aren't contradictory and you can work with both. Angels are fine if you work with demons and vice versa, and they often work together on similar goals. They aren't in opposition. My experience with demons, is that they have tended to be benevolent, and when working with Archangel Michael, I asked him about Lucifer and he told me "I consider Lucifer to be a friend". It's ideal to think beyond the religious dogma that classifies spirits as "Good" or "Evil", "Right Hand" or "Left Hand" dichotomy, but I'm not expecting someone to do something they aren't comfortable doing.
If you ask me what the difference is between Angels, Demons, Gods, etc. I would say after working with them "I have no idea", Demons were just Gods that were demonized by Judeo-Christian mythology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paimon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsu
After building a relationship with Demons, they will often let you know what God they were before they were demonized.
- Zizo : Disgusting
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We need to quit the grifts in Ukringe and Israel and focus on this. This is a real American Patriot being held captive by a tyrannical state. We need to blockade this country with everything we have and give an ultimatum to the bongs that they release our citizen else 2024 will become 1776 once more.
This is disgusting and a reminder of the tyranny of a disarmed country.
This video also reveales an absolutely stunning and shocking expose into the slavery of the average bong citizen. Pigs are allowed to break into your home to examine your private property anc question your doctors about what they determine as βmental health.β
This is the society the brandonites want here as they send our billions to grifter countries to fight proxy wars but won't send any forces to rescue a literal American hostage.
A reminder to slaves:
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- ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO : Goatse
- Awoo : Put this in and now some dudes extended butthole shows up whenever I load a new page.
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Tasa Reme Laris Satan. Ave Satanis
By seeing this sigil, you have been given as an offering to father Satan. May he be always protecting you and may you be comforted in his warm embrace.
Satan's energy is now protecting and influencing this site, all the souls posting on here are now one with his domain.
So mote it be.
- PlsNoCoal : frick you
- ChristoffWChanderson : @PlsNoCoal is a Christoff alt??? also frick you garry
- Garry_chess_banevasion : Frick you all too but I stil love you
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Sobered up enough for work this morning and patients were not happy with my plan. Neuroblastoma obviously got kicked back to pedes next week and upset saying he's an adult; acute leukemia patient was, for lack of a better word, pissed at my plan to change his treatment plan and to RTC with a pede onc in 4 weeks after completing 7+3 round and waiting on FLT3 status resulting in him just screaming at me for an hour. Y'all need to calm down, I just wanted to go home and drink a frick ton of four loko.