Daddy's not very happy, my little patriot. He's gonna have to give you a good spanking.

This just solidifies Disney only cared about profits. Equivalent to companies putting pride flags in their bios in June.

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Who would have guessed that irritating half of your potential customers wasn't a great business strategy?

JUST IN - Manhattan grand jury votes to indict Trump — NYT

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 30, 2023

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2 weeks my butt

Basically, the idea is that we try to stir up as much trouble as possible by making moral outrage while making sure no one actually raids the people we are talking about (obviously we'll all raid it lmao)

Just act like average redditors, the more of a pearlclutcher you are the better

And besides cops and security parked outside, there is absolutely nothing going on besides me getting baited by journos so I guess I'm going home since I don't wanna linger around a high school for longer than a minute. If something does get planned I'd be happy to return, but thought I'd give you guys an update anyway

https://twitter.com/benmoran_artist/status/1607760145496576003

The original Reddit post and artwork

Some of this guy's art is from 2019 way before this tech was available, so he's very likely legit.

They're also banning anyone who brings up his Twitter thread

Edit:

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Those are just my early evening chairs. At 8 o'clock I'll be having them swapped for cocktail chairs. Cope and seethe.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 16, 2022

>Those are just my early evening chairs. At 8 o'clock I'll be having them swapped for cocktail chairs. Cope and seethe.

Taken from https://twitter.com/funnycats22/status/1536643746778992641?s=21&t=_ootbqDQhIFCZzXnPAjBQA

There are quite a few good ones, everything in green is written by the AI, pretty impressed

Another with the same prompt

Frick this is actually sad, someone who influenced a good bit of my own personal philosophy and thinking is going to pass.

Pour one of out for a real homie.

OK well, that's not exactly what it says, but it is VERY dramatic. Kiwifarms just posted this in Happenings, and I didn't believe it was real, but here it is right on the governor's website.

Here are some fun quotes:

The federal government has broken the compact between the United States and the States. The Executive Branch of the United States has a constitutional duty to enforce federal laws protecting States, including immigration laws on the books right now. President Biden has refused to enforce those laws and has even violated them. The result is that he has smashed records for illegal immigration.

James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and the other visionaries who wrote the U.S. Constitution foresaw that States should not be left to the mercy of a lawless president who does nothing to stop external threats like cartels smuggling millions of illegal immigrants across the border. That is why the Framers included both Article IV, § 4, which promises that the federal government “shall protect each [State] against invasion,” and Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which acknowledges “the States' sovereign interest in protecting their borders.” Arizona v. United States, 567 U.S. 387, 419 (2012) (Scalia, J., dissenting).

The failure of the Biden Administration to fulfill the duties imposed by Article IV, § 4 has triggered Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which reserves to this State the right of self-defense. For these reasons, I have already declared an invasion under Article I, § 10, Clause 3 to invoke Texas's constitutional authority to defend and protect itself. That authority is the supreme law of the land and supersedes any federal statutes to the contrary. The Texas National Guard, the Texas Department of Public Safety, and other Texas personnel are acting on that authority, as well as state law, to secure the Texas border.

So, the question here is, IS IT HAPPENING?

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Haha that would be a good prank if we participated in their contest (ironically of course, wouldn't want to be labeled a normie).

Whoops, dropped a pixel:

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Marseybros... we won . Seriously, though, I'm like 75% sure the admins are going to respond in some way and if they make a big post calling Marsey a hate symbol this could be some of the best drama this site's produced so far.

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After their escape from Predditor Mansion, Marsey teams up with some unlikely allies. Together, they begin their counterattack.

A commission in the works since January, thank you to our own resident artist @Dramarama for bringing this to life. It was awesome to work with her, and she managed to create this entire piece from this sketch in MS Paint!!

Pizzashill

Marsey

Aevann

The Squad

If you have ideas for the name of this piece feel free to post the suggestion. P・M・A is just a placeholder because I couldn't think of a good one lol.

If you have ideas for Marsey art, post them! Give a few spitballs and one might stick! Thank you @everyone for your cowgirl idea, that's the next commission!

Hawley: Why are you using the term "person with a capacity for pregnancy" instead of "woman?"

Bridges: "Your line of questioning is transphobic and opens trans people to violence."

Hawley: "You're saying I'm opening up people to violence by saying women can have pregnancies?" pic.twitter.com/Yi46NlQCr0

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 12, 2022

"PERSON WITH A CAPACITY FOR PREGNANCY"

Please consider this as a potential name for the new foid hole.