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Stop playing computer
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Upmarseyy if u agree there should be a betting thread in whether it explodes killing everyone in board

>previous technical problems delayed the takeoff

>It got scrubbed because of a valve problem

>Another attempt was delayed because of a propellant leak

>Mission controllers said last week that the valve was replaced, but the helium leak would not be addressed before the scheduled take-off.

:marseyxd:

>astronauts Barry β€œButch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams, will ride on the top of Atlas V

:marseygravedance:

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O'Reilly - who was in his 30s and from Athlone, County Westmeath - held convictions for burglaries and serious offences, and was regarded as a violent and dangerous criminal, according to BelfastLive.

But he was also described as having a 'heart of gold' by mourners - hence the extravagant colour of the coffin, which was carried by six men and a woman to Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best'.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170489850308313.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170489852299418.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170490049331734.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170489854392564.webp

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:redlight: Fiendish Fricking Fats from the Front Page :redlight:

I'm neurodivergent only eat McDonald's and I was told I should start cooking my own food otherwise I'd die young. I don't know how to cook but I made this and I like it :marseyclueless:

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!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

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@MANTIS_SHRIMP

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Man literally gets sent to jail for driving while black

Twitter link:

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1795889034176377035

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https://twitter.com/GeauxGabrielle/status/1795783300931330426

Because 70%+ of all teen pregnancies are fathered by adult men.

Men are angry that roughly 3 generations of feminist ideals banded together to stop them from ruining the lives of little girls.

:marseyshesright:

!moidmoment

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Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin: soy out :marseysoyhype: over New York :marseynewyorker: giving Trump :marseytrump: another talking :marseypop2: point.
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OBJECTIVE FACT :marseyshesright: Fun fact: God doesn't exist

If Christians really desire to worship someone, maybe a better idea is to worship Taylor Swift, because at least she exists.

:#tayhairflip:

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new stonetoss

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Here's a chud article that he co-wrote on the subject

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC11077472/

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Repping Marsey at Anime North

Yes, :marseyobese:, you don't have to say it.

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Choose your grippy sock jail character class

It's an interesting environment. You're stuck in close proximity with a lot of strangers from diverse backgrounds. You get to know some of them pretty well and you can't help but overhear a lot of conversations. The following characters are composites of various people who I met or heard about.

Fent Addict

:#marseyheroin:

  • Tattooed all over to cover up the marks. Every tattoo has its own charming story.

  • This is his 6th time in detox.

  • Always chill and fun to hang out with.

  • Always has one parent or girlfriend ready to forgive him. His boss will never fire him.

  • Has hilarious stories from prison.

  • Slept on the streets one night. Decided he didn't like it.

  • Totally going to beat it this time because his kid needs him.

Fent Addict (Schizo)

:#marseybowl:

  • Tattooed all over including his face. Tattoos are random abstract symbols.

  • Has lost count of how many times he's been locked up.

  • Has strange and slightly disturbing stories from prison.

  • Has been homeless since he ran away from foster care at age 7.

  • Still trying to learn social mores like that you can't take your shoplifted 30-pack of beer onto the bus.

Alkie

:#marseywinemom:

  • Middle aged with a good job and good medical insurance.

  • Highly productive member of society in real life. Friendly and helpful to other patients when locked up.

  • Quietly irritated at all the loudmoths but doesn't let it get them down.

  • Doesn't really know how all this is supposed to work except the part where we watch Breaking Bad at night. It's a good show!

Cripple

:#marseydisabled:

  • Hauling their broken butt around with a walker or crutches.

  • Spirit broken by chronic pain. You can see this in their eyes.

  • Listens to Sublime all day while reminiscing about the '90s.

  • Swears they have a really great opportunity lined up in another state. Can't go there because their insurance would get fricked up.

T-Slur

:#marseyfemboy:

  • Came into the ward talking so quietly and meekly you couldn't understand it, whining about being "safe".

  • Within about 8 hours was so fricking loud in its constant prattle that you hear it in all public areas.

  • Needs constant attention during literally every waking moment.

  • Constantly whining, crying, harassing the staff about not getting the right tittie skittles right away, not feeling safe, etc.

  • Constantly putting in grievance forms and threatening to sue staff.

  • Waxes poetic for extended periods about its various self diagnoses that it has researched way too much.

  • Constantly hijacks group therapy discussions to talk about itself.

  • Brought up something in group therapy about not being comfortable with having a headmate even though it knows a lot of systems.

Queen

:#marseyking:

  • Cute young 5'2" 90lb girl.

  • In one day got a rap sheet longer than you can aspire to achieve in your whole life.

  • Calls you her "soul brother" because "we have the same charges". She's just being nice. Her charges are actually way more serious.

  • Ready 24/7 to throw down with any b-word going after her man.

  • Has 13 warrants out for eluding police. They've never caught her.

  • Is going to voluntarily turn herself in so she can rule her criminal empire from prison.

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