Plus the like 50 last night

We’re up 133 additional hats already. Nearing 400 total.

Well done r-slurs

More changes to hats are coming soon. Thank you for your participation 🙏🏾

first iteration of this thread was yalled while revisions were made to buff the femboy and furry awards sry

THANK YOU AEVANN FOR STAYING UP UNTIL 6AM DOING THESE

Each House now has an award that only its members can buy. 2 more for each House will be rolling out in the near future with even more in the future possibly.

House Furry gets the OwOify Award uwu

House Femboy gets the Marsify Award

House Racist gets the Early Life Award ✡️

And House Vampire gets the Bite Award 🧛🏿‍♂️

House Founders get a 25% discount on their House-specific awards. So you have extra incentive to stick with your original House if you’re an OG.

Upcoming House awards include exciting things like RACE WAR and SEXY VAMPIRE and CUMSHOT.

Have a great weekend Potterheads 💜

-Unblockable users can now block people again

-Anyone can block Belial

@JoeB1den @Soren @Tax @Elohim-Erika-UH @ThousandBestLives

דיסקוטירן

Thanks to @monkeystyle for making the janniecord leaks unreadable for a few hours! Fixed.

You would be shocked and appalled or maybe completely unsurprised by how many messages we get asking how to create a thread. So we’ve removed the quill icon. There is now a GIANT BUTT BUTTON at the top of the page.

I am posting a changelog entry for it because with how many people the quill stumped, I worry that the absence of quill will confound just as many of you creatures.

It’s the big button. That’s how you create a thread.

Thank you.

It doesn’t even have to be a marsey

But it SHOULD.

https://rdrama.net/h/YOURHOLENAME/settings

Also accessible from the sidebar of the Hole. For mobilechads, the sidebar is accessed via the hamburger menu. For mobilechads who have touched grass before, “hamburger menu” refers to the three horizontal lines in the top right corner of the screen.

God bless.

If your Hole dies from no posts in 7 days, you get this. Want a cool new badge no one else has to flex with your disposable income? Kill your Hole.

THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO PREVIOUSLY DELETED HOLES

Rejected design behind the scenes peek:

edit: as of the time of this edit, any r-slur trying to come up with some asinine excuse to be given the badge for a previously deleted hole is getting banned for 1-7 days.

Shut the frick up

If your hole wasn’t deleted after this thread was posted you do not get a badge.

Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.

Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.

Introducing: /h/chudrama!

Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:

(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)

Stealth Mode for Holes

Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:

• /h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)

• /h/Braincels

• /h/Smuggies

to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.

Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.

If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.

And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!

Thanks!!!!!!

I love you.

xoxo Carp 💋

CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K

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REMEMBER TO CLICK “SHOW IN MAIN FEED” ON THE H/CHUDRAMA PAGE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHUD CONTENT

In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.

P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.

by that i mean i made 2 marseys and uploaded them and one other

because they'd have been really useful in this thread

And I added this BEAUTIFUL VARGINN SELF-DEFENSE ONE that @idc made

the remaining marseys are still pending bc snakes is working on a largely automated system of getting them uploaded bc you have NO IDEA what a massive headache it is to do these manually holy shit

this is the image that displays when you link to us somewhere else that allows preview images of websites - twitter, groomcord, insta dms, slack, etc.

BIG assist from aevann prettying up the colors and removing the nsfw filth so no one goes to prison

there was a LOT of semen cleaned up

>be schizocel

>add automatic schizoupsoren on all stupidhole posts

>also add automatic schizodownsoren on all Sorenposts

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True story

After a painful day of dealing with W3C's shitty fucking API's (uhh i mean great god bless u w3c i love you i love the web), I now introduce: Inline emoji picking

Is it :capybased:... is it :marseycapybara:, is it :capysoren:????? Oh great, time to open the emojo picker and see it- ACK

Gone are those days, just quickly type :capy and you'll get immediate results.

↓ (down) and ↑ (up) to navigate the emoji picker, ⏎ enter to select the emoji (or you can click it and use the mouse)

The design was heavily inspired my Pleroma's and Githubs. I hope you enjoy this power-dramanaut-friendly feature

If you use a wide-screen monitor, you'll notice the emoji picker is off... I fixed this bug, I am awaiting Aevann to merge this and make live lmao

I am working on auto-scrolling the emoji picker with arrow keys, it might roll out tomorrow

what do they mean

who knows

theyre pretty colors though

Already signed in to rDrama on your device? Now you don't need to enter your username and password to try Deuxrama! Just go to Deux's Sign In and click Sign In with rDrama. You'll be instantly signed in to Deuxrama.

It's never been easier to check out the hot new site for unapprovedcels posting whatever you want without trannie jannies mopping it up.

You can now type [#]roll without the brackets to randomly generate a 4-digit number! Requested by @pobrecito here.

First to get quads in this thread gets a prize.

It’s actually a good prize no cap fr but it’s also a secret because Aevann will literally kill me if he finds out I’m planning to give it away beforehand, but it can’t be revoked so he can’t do anything about it once I’ve distributed it. Plus I don’t think anyone will actually roll quads.

Image is hot new-ish Jesuswave

@Klenvastergan @Q

Minimum bet is 100 coins, just like slots. To play, enter !blackjack<bet> into your post. Afterward, you will see your hand and the dealer's face-up card in your post header, along with [Hit] and [Stay]. [Hit] will deal another card and refresh the page (and tomorrow, it will navigate back to your post). [Stay] will keep the current value and simulate the dealer.

Pays 3:2 on blackjack.

PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK. There may be bugs.

Hello! Happy Monday!

We're kicking off this exciting week right and rolling out a feature I originally proposed back in January: mandatory pronouns! You'll be disappointed to know that my original proposal - which was to require pronouns at signup, and not allow any pages to be viewed for existing users until they set their pronouns, and these were all from a preset list of pronouns and neopronouns - did not come to pass, and the final product is the much more clever, much less hateful variant you see before you now. Everyone is a nice, gender neutral they/them by default. This cannot be avoided and is a million times smarter than disabling the site until pronouns are set and I am VERY EXCITED about this.

If you're not a they/them, that's totally okay! Just head on over to your settings page and you can correctly gender yourself.

Going forward, please remember to respect others' pronoun preferences. We've been lenient about this in the past, due to the confusion inherent in not having a dedicated pronouns field (and we are deeply sorry for the harm this caused), but now there is no excuse for misgendering your fellow rDrama users. It's 2022 and while the United States regresses to 1822 around us, we will not fall with them. Hate has no home here, and failure (read: willful refusal) to respect your fellow users' identities will not be tolerated.

Have a great week!

there is a typo in the code we forgot an s lol wait a minute while this is merged and server restarts, then you can change your pronouns

RESOLVED

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.

Main News

Pin awards and progressive stack are back. If you really hate this for some reason, there is now an option to sort by Warm in the sort options box. This acts like sorting by Hot but makes pins not appear at the top.

Minor Patch Notes

There were like 700 commits since I last wrote one of these a few weeks ago, but this should be most of the noticeable changes. In rough order from older to more recent:

• Dropdown has a link to information on the rdrama.cc Fediverse instance.

• The abundance of megathread buttons on the sidebar were condensed into the Directory.

• Snappy comments made in the past 2wks (and ongoing) will show up in search.

• Reddit mention notifications (from Y'all Seein') are much more detailed and informative. (P.S.— you know this post chiobu just got 130+ upsorens on? If you had a Y'all Seein' Eye, you might've beat him to posting it.)

• Marsey Alphabet contains greek letters and lots of mathematical symbols. You can do real Marsey Math now!

• Search operator for searching inside holes, e.g. hole:truth wave if you want to find Carp's Jesuswave edits easily.

• Posts you Subscribe to new comments on now only notify for top-level comments. Also, you can find posts you subscribe to in a new tab on your profile.

• marseyschizochadseethecapylovepat and other pats of long emoji names actually work.

• File upload limits for Paypigs actually work the way they should on all media. Want to upload bigger videos or images? Donate link in the dropdown!

• Glowie Marseys — Like Golden Marseys but rarer.

• Emoji search autofocuses on the text box when you open it open. Just click to open it, and you can start typing!

• Fart mode now has Hunter Biden's fart as a possible sound.

• Simps/Haters/Simps-For/Hates have a "Total" line summing all the rows (including one's self-votes).

• Trying to leave a page while having unsubmitted text in a comment box will prompt you before leaving and losing your work.

• Right side of header bar on desktop is laid out more sanely (and the dropdown menu shouldn't clip off the side of the page sometimes).

• Replies in chat now have less clunky-looking block quotes.

• Ranking algorithm: no more boosts to effortposts. Hot Rank ∝ (votes + 0.2 × comments)(age)⁻¹·²³

The loading image placeholder is much prettier (and rather mesmerizing):

Users who have received the Checkmark award now get a badge for it, like most other expensive awards:

Numbered lists now properly appear with the number inline, rather than on a separate line:

1. Dude

2. Bussy

3. Lmao (sneed)

Also a ton of other minor fixes you'll probably never notice (and that's a good thing—better than noticing something broken). Lots of ongoing, long-overdue code cleanup in the backend too. For one small example: polls aren't a ghetto system where you're technically upvoting a hidden comment anymore.

I've got about a week of Marseys backlog I'll get to soon. Not gonna let 'em pile up like a certain (((🐟))) did.

if you wanna move your post to a hole, just report your post with the name of the hole, like this

if you wanna move your post from a hole to the main feed, report it like this

I have never made a commit that wasnt broken in some way and since I havent figured out whats broken in this one please do the needful and tell me