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:marseyhappening:Claire kino is back :marseywereback:

Well technically, 2nd one time thing. She did this video for gourmet confetti cake before.

To everyone who's not familiar with the background:

Bon Appetit is a Conde Nast Magazine

Its Youtube Channel used to have a video series where Claire Saffitz made gourmet versions of commercially available food products: Gourmet Makes.

The series is responsible for a lot of Bon Appetit's most popular videos, accounting for half of the current top twenty most viewed videos on the Bon Appetit channel.

However, when people found out Bon Appetit pays different rates for different talents, some people accused Bon Appetit of racism. (Why would BA pay someone who gets them 10 million views the same as someone who gets them sub 100k views though?).

People went through old tweets from BA's top editor and one of Conde Nast's VPs and found old chuddy tweets, so Bon Appetit got cancelled.

A lot of their talent cut ties as a result, with varying levels of success for those talents.

Claire Saffitz was one of the breakout stars of the channel so a lot of the BA audience followed her when she went solo.

She's had success in her cookbooks and youtube channel.

She's held back on making videos where she makes gourmet versions of commercially available food products so far in her post-BA youtube career.

Nobody's sure if she has done so because she doesn't want legal trouble for yoinking the IP or if she wants to pivot her identity away from the series to establish herself as a pastry chef and recipe developer.

However, the views of her most popular videos still pale in comparison to the views Gourmet Makes garnered. Her current most popular video has 4.4 million views, whereas the most popular Gourmet Makes video has 13 million views.

Her 10 latest videos before this video averages at around 250k views, with the oldest having a 4-month headstart and the newest having a 1-month headstart.

The current video has gotten more than that in just 1 day.

What do y'all dramanauts think?

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LAZY cafe spice tikka masala 1 pot recipe

Pre-heat oven to 350 or don't, just leave it in there a bit longer

Open your package of Tikka Masala and put in a skillet

Put skillet in the oven for 30 or so minutes

Bon appetite!

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Gnd beef 90% 3 lb

1 lb garden rotini

1 lb mushroom peppers onions whatever

1 lb tomatoes

1 jar pasta sauce

Boil rotini al dente, chop veggies while you wait, rinse in collander and leave in sink.

add everything but tomatoes and sauce, brown, add tomatoes and cook for like a minute, add back pasta and pour in sauce. Mix and Walla you have something tasty your boytoy can get packed in him at night. Makes a whole giant pot so have one of those.

Later homos.

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How do you guys eat ramen/soup for lunch?

I finished a bowl of Shin Ramyun Black (w/ only half a package of the spicy powder) and now I'm so warm and sleepy :marseytoasty:

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How do you stomach goyslop?

A lot of fast food slop gets me pooping a couple hours later.

Plus how do you finish a plate/meal packed with so many carbs?

I end up feeling sick during the meal as well.

Are burgers just built different that you have iron slop stomachs?

Teach me your fat ways.

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Found some food and ate it today.

Morels and ramps.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144483523383183.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144483551462846.webp

Fried them up together in a pan with some olive oil and an egg then ate it.

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:marseyusa: I love America :marseysaluteusa:

!goyslopenjoyers deep fried onion from texas roadhouse :marseyfluffy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144100644856544.webp look at that calorie count :!marseyadmire:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143410134932442.webp

I'm onto the glowies

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Egg Roll in a Bowl

Recipe

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Gyros

Made this for lunch just now. I've tried getting the beef right for these darn things a bunch of different ways. Internet people have all sorts of ways they've tried to get it just like the restaurants, but the only one I've seen that looked like it would realistically work was this massive bearded greek dude shoving like 5 pounds of lamb shoulder onto two spits and throwing it on a charcoal grill. I'm just trying to make lunch here, though. I've tried to make a mini spit using the rotisserie attachment in my toaster oven, and that looked and smelled great, but the meat completely dried out and was nasty inside.

Other internet ideas were like to use ground meat and form a really tight meatloaf and bake it in the oven, then you can cut thin slices off it that look a lot like the gyro places, but it's lacking the super brown crispy outside you want.

This time I bought some really thin ribeye steaks (like less than 1/2") that people usually use to make carne asada. I figured with how thin they were I'd want the pan to be really fricking hot, so I did a test run with one of them with the heat cranked all the way up on my stove and a cast iron skillet. Darn near lit my kitchen on fire, like the oil in the pan actually just made a poof noise and burst into flames. The steak didn't get burned though, even with me moving it around in the pan to smother the fire. The steak was a perfect medium rare cooking it just one minute a side. Problem, though: medium rare steak is too chewy for sandwich or sandwich-adjacent preparations.

Finally, I marinated the rest of the steaks and cooked them with slightly less heat (although still enough that the pan was smoking up my kitchen) for 2 minutes a side. They're pretty well done, but perfect for a gyro because you can bite through the pieces so easily. Then I put this together and smashed the whole thing into my face. The end.

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The menu would be focused on the hits.

  • Breakfast 24/7 -- BK French Toast and McD pancakes + hashbrown. Don't know which one you feel like? That means you want both.

  • Arby's crinkle fries

  • Arby's curly fries

(these are the only fries)

  • Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches

  • Burger King Whoppers

  • McDonald's Nuggets

  • McDonald's Cones

  • Wendy's Frosties (chocolate only)

  • Taco Bell tacos

  • Taco Bell burrito supreme

  • Pizza Hut personal pans

If the franchising fees didn't kill you, you'd make a million dollars a day.

!goyslopenjoyers !jidf

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Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy

!goyslopenjoyers

The limited time only Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy at McDonald's is an achievement in goyslop and logistical efficiency.

It is a repackaged McCrispy sandwich comprised of existing resources and materials. Wagies need minimal training and no new supply lines are needed.

Bun, crispy chicken patty, tomatoes, bacon, shredded lettuce, and their existing spicy ranch sauce.

✡️✡️✡️✡️✡️ Slop

🔥🔥⚫⚫⚫ Spice

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:parrotkazakhstan: Khazikstan Food ideas needed! :marseyflagkazakhstan: :kazakhstan: :marseygoodnight:

I need ideas / recipes for easy to make kazakhstan food.

I have to make a bunch of Kazakhi food for reasons so I need easy recipes without much substitution. Like substituting cow for lamb is acceptable.

Currently I'm thinking of making Boortsog and Samsa.

I was thinking of maybe Shashlik since it's basically a kebab and easy

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Are the leafs ok? :marseyworried:

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseyhealthy:
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Steak dinner
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*Blocks your Path*
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https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-requires-bird-flu-tests-any-cattle-moving-interstate-commerce-2024-04-24/

https://media.giphy.com/media/1yiPmOiKsm1YFB3qFB/giphy.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/PU29lZwplGZ2M/giphy.webp

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Grilled salmon, all ALDI dinner.
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Dramatard tries to order his goyslop
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meatstick II :marseyhungry:

!goyslopenjoyers I saw this one at the gas station when I saw the dr. pebbah flavored one https://i.rdrama.net/images/17119976432704847.webp but I didn't buy it until recently

out of desire for completeness, even after being burned :platyseethe: by the soda stick, I returned to mr jack link's loving arms to be fed more meat


conclusion? this onen was pretty much normal. frito chili cheese blends well with the concept of meat stick

in fact I ate it last week but I took a break from marsey due to a deat h in the family :marseyaware:

and I don't remember anything about it.

I was also eating ground beef with cheese in it that night (homemade slop) :marseylickinglips:

it all blended together


far and above the dr pepper meat which still sits on my desk to this day, opened, bereft one tiny bite, ever enduring. I'll see how long the preservatives last. :marseyshrug:

if it isn't useful as food it can be of use to science :marseyscientist:

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