Having oxtail, lamb chops, and crab legs on a buffet is CRAZYYYY! 🤣

For $40 that’s not bad. pic.twitter.com/EnynRI1Ifn

— 💕 Doll Face. ✨ (@smoke_nd_pearlz) January 9, 2024

Imagine not bullying chinks fr:

Peak burgmerica:

Quiche is super easy to make. 4 eggs, half cup cream, half cup milk + whatever else you want. Bake at 375 for 10-20 minutes.

I’m planning on making a tasty Caesar salad tonight and I’ve always wanted to make the dressing correctly so I picked these up.

What else do you eat these things with? I don’t want to waste them.

Fox Business contributor: “You want to know how bad inflation is? Yesterday, yes, I had a nice lunch at Taco Bell — cost me about $28 at Taco Bell for lunch.”

Um, how is that even physically possible? (Also, don’t think I’ll take financial advice from this guy.) pic.twitter.com/cdK39TlLO8

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) October 12, 2022

$28 of Taco Bell

!grillers !food

New type of guy just dropped: guy who spends $23/week on groceries by eating fresh-baked chocolate chip muffins for 2 out of every 3 meals pic.twitter.com/Nprs5iIkBX

— Matt (@SpacedOutMatt) February 21, 2023

With Bang energy drinks ostensibly becoming harder to find, at least for a little bit, what are the best replacements? Monster Ultra offers the best flavor(s) I've had and still has low calories (though not quite zero, like bang), but has less than half the caffeine.

I heard somewhere that a man in his 30s will either become obsessed with fixing shit in his house or smoking meats. Smoking meats sounded like it aligned with my interests

As luck would have it I found a reasonably sized brisket for a decent price. Gave it the ol' rub n' tug with spices and then got the grill ready. I have a nice Weber kettle grill and decided to use mesquite wood chips which I soaked and spread over the hot coals. Slapped my meat on the grill and spent the next 5 hours or so letting it do its thing at 250 degrees, wrapping it the last hour.

I think it turned out really good for my first go. Brisket was mayyyyybe a touch dry, but not too bad and really tasty. With winter coming around I think I found myself a good reason to stay outside and drink on those nice warmer days.

This may be a turning point in my life.

Taste wise it was fine. Strong yet vague citrussy flavor. I didn't really detect notable sugar alternative weirdness that's in diet sodas

Packaging/presentation great. The can has a premium feel with it's embossed logo, detailed high quality printing, and large size

But effect wise it was great in ways I didn't predict. Contrary to normal caffeine beverage making me jittery and hyper this elixir really made me feel like a boomer. Calm, contented, superior. Yes I am a better man now that I've had Monster Zero Ultra. I can't exactly say how but I know it's true. I attribute this effect primarily to memetic power.

If you don't believe in memes. If you just laughed at "literally me" instead of strongly relating to Ryan Gosling performances then this drink is not for you. It will just be another one of dozens of overpriced energy drinks. But if you have been infected by or even just witnessed the powerful boomer meme then this drink will let you ascend to a higher state of being. I urge you to try it even if you believe that you are not, in fact, a boomer. I didn't know this meme had such an power until I tried Monster Zero Ultra

Verdict: I like it

I predict the objections now.

@garlicdoors you're a marketing manipulated normie

@garlicdoors your diet is terrible you haven't ever had any other energy drinks. How do you know you didn't just have a taurine deficiency

@garlicdoors you're not literally a boomer

And to those I say sssiiippppppp

P.S. !boomers let me in. I am one of you now.

Food

I never eaten vegan shit, is it eatable ? I mean if it's not like disgusting mb I'll buy tomorrow vegan burger in McDonald's

What am I supposed to eat with chicken wings now?