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Dutch vs. the Serial Killer
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Ivan Dobsky The Meat Safe Murderer
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!kino also, can someone ping the vampires

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278082662970538.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278082668518343.webp

!foidmoment

Jonathan Harker is such a cuck, he can't compete against Big Vampire Peepee. :marseydracula2:

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:#marseyme:

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!kino. DC might've finally milked the Joker cashcow dry :marseydicklet:.

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Edward James :marseymetokur: Olmos directed this episode. Presumably somebody else helped for that scene :marseyarthoe5: where :marseydrama: he's all Splinter Cell on the bathroom ceiling. Yes that really :marseythinkorino2: is David :marseyhitlerjew: Rache from Sledgehammer.

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Not One Less

I'm trying to cut back on on alcohol and God keeps telling about the worst things you know.

:#marseykys2:

@X @Corinthian 1990s China. What's your Christian solution to this?

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Megalopolis -the funniest movie seen in years :marseylaugh:

!kino i saw this in imax and the 20 people there just laughed at all the shitty effects and writing. The main villain is gay hitler incest trump whose bf has a black sun tattooed on his forehead. There is porno tier s*x scenes with straight up porn writing. Characters just start randomly talking in latin or in book quotes. You have to see this shit to believe it :marseyxd:

Its the atrophied delusions of a crininist matriarchal long housed liberal boomer

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17276460080853336.webp

One of the biggest video game IPs of all time and this is the best they can come up with.

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!kino !anime !coomers

Back when hollywood had some balls and great kino sensibilities :marseysigh:

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Weekly What are you watching thread #13

What's everyone in !kino watching lately? :marseypopcorntime:

@Aevann please pin :marseybegging:

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Mr McMahon is a new Netflix documentary series about former WWE chairman Vince McMahon. It includes interviews with his entire family and many top wrestling figures, and was mostly filmed in 2021 before any criminal charges were filed.

My thoughts:

  • Every interview is re-scoped in light of the allegations by putting creepy music in the background. It comes off as really obvious and amateurish.

  • It tries to paint him as an evil ruthless businessman because he expanded the WWF into a national product which involved disrupting the old boys network of regional wrestling federations.

  • There's a dumb outspoken dude called Tony Atlas who is just there to constantly shit on Vince even though he doesn't seem to have been that close to anything.

  • Hulk Hogan comes across really well. I assumed he'd be a barely-sentient blob by now but he's well-spoken and seems surprisingly normal.

  • It's very Netflix-y; there's a shoehorned section about how Americans hated foreigners in the 80s. Another section talks about how the wrestlers should have had a union, and another talks about how it's not OK to shit on Iraq.

  • Six episodes is too many.

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Batteground Ending

This is the 101st walking out at the end of the siege of Bastogne.

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I couldn't believe it. Chat Warden I remember commenting on his videos when I was like 8.

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Kino returns - YouTube

This is what awaits Palestinian lives matter supporters in heck

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https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1fr71f8/megalopolis_gets_a_d_on_cinemascore/

Every cringe thing you heard about the film is true as well. Some unfortunate theater wagie :marseymcwagie: has to ask Adam driver's character a question so that they can break the 4th wall and talk directly to the audience.

!kino.

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Hypercube 2

Titke

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Kung Fu Caine vs bullets
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Notice how every movie the average foid loves is total slop?

"Omg, I love this movie, it's so romantic" - Bottomed out critic and audience scores

Almost every foid aimed movie is low rated slop, which leads me to conclude that foids have naturally shit taste in movies and can never be true kinographers.

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