Like what were they thinking? The stories go nowhere, it just huffs its own farts for ten tedious episodes. Discuss.

!kino

I knew it was going to be black rambo within the 1st 5 seconds

!bookworms @kaamrev how close to the books is this?

Yup. Its Kino time.

In case you people want to watch it

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309291/

!weebs !kino

!ringbearers !bookworms

https://ew.com/the-rings-of-power-cast-showrunners-preview-season-2-cover-story-8690311

Here's the full article

Struggling to think of any

!kino Why is dulce de leche doing this?

I don't understand, do producers cast some spell to convince them?

I had no idea she was in it. I fricking SCREAMED on Groomercord while watching with friends lmfao.

And her first line she says "PHILOSOPHY"!

Are you a poet? Or maybe .... a philosopher?"

Turns to camera.

"How do we define a philosopher? Some would say philosophy is a social construct ..."

She was so great! Seriously fit right into the setting, and such a delight to see someone having fun amid all the scowling and scheming. Absolutely wonderful performance.

AND

…I feel weird saying so, but I'm confused and kind of dismayed by the pronouns used for Lohar? I kept wondering if the initial he/him was something that would be corrected or something, and really felt weird that they left the character as male identifying? Is that weird? Did I miss something?

I've gathered that this character takes lots of notes from another book character who was genderfluid and had many wives. So I think the character is AFAB and uses he/him pronouns, or is genderfluid, or Lohar just is known as he/him professionally? IDK. Abigail was amazing and the perfect mix of comedic relief and badassery this show needed!

SO FITTING OF THE SETTING SO MUCH GREAT ACTING, MUCH BADASSERY

Her scenes were literally the worst part of a terrible episode. The delusion in here is real

Nah. The GOT show fandom online is so awful now, I'm sick of comments like this. All it is is nitpicks and complaining. Like y'all watched 500 "season 8 bad" YouTube videos and now your brain is stuck in a loop and you're impossible to please. Just let people enjoy things.

LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS CHUD

!kino !nooticers

!kino do you guys believe she has some future after The Boys ends?

Can she be fixed?

for context the guy who walks in to the bar is the main character and he just accidentally killed his daughters drug dealer boyfriend in a fit of rage after he found her overdosed on speed in a drug store.

pt 2

it goes on for another couple min but rdrama has a 32mb limit

Tarantino review

this was mostly sections of his larger review of Taxi Driver from his book, being read with an AI voice

!chuds

!nooticers is this the peak of wholesome chungusness?

The foid with the glasses on 4chan lmao

And from 10 years ago

I'll start

From Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

What are some of your favorite romantic scenes.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/1ekb1pi/first_look_at_the_last_of_us_season_2_coming_2025/

Here's the chud sub

!kino how much seethe do you guys think it will attract?

So are they not killing Joel early? Why is he very central here?

He was central in the marketing for the game too and look how that turned out lol

That being said, they're definitely not killing Pedro Pascal in episode one. They'd lose so many viewers.

What? So the Lyanna Mormont girl is not enough to attract viewers?

is Abby going to have Hulk Hogan arms or what

No, the actress is tiny and only 5'2

Can someone ping the g*mers on this one please

First look at Season 3 of ‘The White Lotus.’

pic.twitter.com/v6BQzik1aY

— Pop Base (@PopBase) August 5, 2024

Yikes Thai folk can't help looking like that:

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms teaser:

Last of Us season 2:

Folks not happy tho:

Finally something that could actually be kino:

Is Star Trek still considered kino?:

This is worse than anything that has happened in Gaza fr:

!kino

!bookworms !kino Alicent showing up at Dragonstone to sell out her own sons was not something I was expecting. Rather I was expecting this

It would have been an equal !foidmoment, her sons have the toxic masculinity and so would her murdered grandson whom she never bothered to mourn. Only pure Helaena is worth saving.

Meanwhile in the Vale

Bunch of scenes of Rhaena chasing Sheepstealer, maybe the dragon will burn her and then Nettles will show up.

The /r/asoiaf sub isn't happy with the filler season

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1ekc7wj/spoilers_extended_house_of_the_dragon_season_2/

Season 3 is gonna be the most fricking amazing thing in recent TV history and that's all thanks to this season I don't care what you guys say

GUYS I KNOW THIS SEASON WAS FILLER BUT SEASON 3 WHICH COMES OUT 2 YEARS FROM NOW WILL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT!

https://old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/1ekd812/this_character_is_hilariously_stupid/

Yikes, a lot of transphobia from freefolkcels

It's hard to get captivated by this show when it feels like a Tumblr/4chan culture war thing from 2016

Half of the characters look like insta models (or are literal YouTubers like Abigail Thorne) and the themes very obviously try to mimic our zeitgeist in the real world. There is no awe, amazement, or creative political intrigue, only the dullest aspects of real life

The episode is currently rated 6.9/10 in IMDB

https://old.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/1eka448/house_of_the_dragon_season_2_episode_8_finale/?sort=new

Freefolktards seething

Abigail Thorn. Way to just pull me completely out of the scene…. Don't get me wrong, I don't care that a MtF in the context of medieval fantasy makes essentially zero sense. But Abagail is so jarringly bad at acting (not to mention the hours I've watched of her) that I can't take any scene with her seriously.

Yikes, very problematic

>season 1 builds up for the Dance of the Dragons

>season 2 is all filler and build up, no war happens

>not a single Daeron scene, just 5 seconds showing Tessarion

>no Nettles

> "actor" (Philosophy Tube) shows up as admiral

>another pointless Rhaenyra/Alicent meeting

>Daemon goes "muh queen"

>next season is 2 years from now

!kino !bookworms

Bloodraven featured in the vision owned

Even the final scene was cool bc Alicent's monologue about how history will see her is indirectly proving that Fire and Blood is written from overly biased perspectives and in the end doesn't really mean much with this being an adaptation bc the histroies will dictate people as monsters

Also I am hoping we'll still get nettles, rhena found sheepsteeler but it would be based if she's just chilling alongside nettles somewhere in a cave

Also BASED https://x.com/theblacks_/status/1820258861250388407

idk it was pretty good I guess. Maybe played it too safe for a Deadpool movie? The references and cameos were all superhero movies I grew up watching tho so I guess the nostalgia bait worked on me, I loved all of it. There are all the obvious ones like Blade, Johnny Storm (liked the fakeout), etc, but also some really cool lower key cameos like the OG actor for Sabretooth and Pyro from the original X-Men trilogy. Setting the end credits to Green Day was maybe a bit sappy but again I didn't hate it. Hugh Jackedman looks like a completely different person in the first X-Men movie lol.

Some random thoughts:

Making fun of multiverse movies through fourth wall breaking and then making a bog standard multiverse movie was certainly a choice.

Comic size accurate Logan was the funniest bit in the entire movie imo I died laughing. Deadpool even called him short king lol.

Second best bit was Wesley Snipes saying "there's only one Blade" and Deadpool looking at the camera.

Even in full Deadpool costume Blake Lively is disgustingly hot.

I'm not convinced that was a real dog, she was so r-slurred lol.

I'm like 75% sure at least some of Hugh Jackman's muscles were fake. He's ripped but there's no way he's that ripped still.

Cassandra Nova please sit on my face.

Loved The Cavillrine.

It was cool to see Gambit finally get some decent representation in the live action movies. They did him so dirty in Wolverine. It's kinda funny that Deadpool and Gambit were both jokes in Wolverine and now 15 years later they finally get a decent movie together. I'm not convinced that Channing Tatum could have carried an entire movie by himself like was planned but as a funny little cameo I thought it worked great.

Would have liked more Colossus.

The post credits scene where everyone was trying not to laugh while Chris Evans goes off was funny.

I saw Deadpool and Wolverine in theaters and, well, it was exactly what I expected. The movie is dumb af but Ryan Reynolds does his best and the movie had a decent amount of slashing and stabbing

I've also been watching DCAU stuff like Batman Beyond and Justice League. I almost forgot that these shows were actually pretty good

Capeshit aside I saw some Colombo episodes I don't really watch much of those crime dramas but Colombo is pretty good. I also kind of like the Rockford Files. Fun fact: DCAU Lex Luthor is based on actor Telly Savalas who is famous for Kojak, another crime drama from that era.

Anyway what is everyone in !kino watching?

@Aevann please pin

It feels like a fever dream, two abysmal movies sandwiched between the much better Keaton and and Bale movies.

Tommy Lee Jones as Two Face? Jim Carrey as The Riddler? Arnold as Mr. Freeze? Sure why not.

Batman and Robin was so bad it killed the franchise for almost a decade. There was apparently a third movie planned with Joel Schumacher set to direct again but that got canceled pretty quick aftter Batman and Robin came out. Coolio was supposed to star in it as Scarecrow lol.