Personally I'm at 70%

EDIT: Yep, I was right. My noticing skills remain sharp. She's black.

What should I do with it bros?

(Beavis voice) "Feeding these kids every two hours blows, I'm never gonna score!"

I hope these darn kids get fat today. I took too many stims this morning to not be effective

@FormerLurKONG @tempest and @Patsy

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Omg the two girls have eye infections I called out of work on Monday because I'm coughing harshly and it's a dead giveaway...

Anyway. I'm going to mask and take everyone back to the vet to hopefully get assistance with their eyes early Monday morning. They're also looking thin to me, and I've started increasing their food intake from the bottle as of this morning after consulting the vet tech.

They will be 3 weeks old on Monday. This is a very humbling experience. I had to share what made me smile today with you all.

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I am free.

I have peeked behind the curtain, seen the things that man should not see. I squirted Fleet enema stuff up my bussy, that stuff has some "active ingredients" in it that i dont understand that's supposed to make it better than a regular water enema (i had been using tap water). Let me tell you, this was no tap water enema. The Fleet stuff was DETERMINED to make me shit, whether I liked it or not. It just started forcing its way out, gas and solution splattering everywhere. I legitimately lost control of everything down there. Once the excess solution and gas was removed, the grand daddy turd slithered down my tract, but once again it found itself stuck at the hole with only its head sticking out. This was painful, and in my desperation i grabbed a potty paper and tried to break off the head to at least make some progress.

This was both my greatest mistake and my greatest moment of genius. In trying to break it off, I twisted it in some weird direction, which activated some primordial reflex. Immediately I knew that it was coming, the greatest shit of my lifetime. It erupted from me like a volcano, an instant so quick my memory lapses. The stool was absolutely massive; blood was dripping down onto it from above, giving it a little hat. I didn't feel much pain after the fact, though maybe this is due to the fact that I took an ibuprofen, or maybe that my brain is blocking it out because of the sheer trauma. I stood up from the porcelain throne and admired my work.

I came.

I saw.

I conquered.

To top things off, after unclogging me, I had to unclog the potty. I will take the Miralax for at least a week, I really don't want to have to relive this heck.

The spaghetti turned on me. I got rejected!

Oh well. She thought I was cute at least. I'm just fricking neurodivergent.

I won't deny that I do feel a little bit sad.

Edit: I paid for her shit too

I'm still sick. Bottom text

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It took 3 hours, I just want to tell someone.

Picked up the bike yesterday. The clutch hates me, but I'm getting the hang of it. Going to take a ride around the mountains tomorrow.

Side note: why tf are cars such r-slurs? I was going around the same speed I'd usually drive and a few of them tried to squeeze past me IN THE SAME LANE.

I'm making egg salad sandwiches and sausage for dinner. I thought it would be fun to eat the tiny eggs from this year's new chickens!

The white eggs are store-bought for comparison. I'm sure their eggs have already started getting bigger than this. The chickens are very tame, although my mom didn't name everyone like she usually does. The only rooster is "Ruster," and he's inside the house on my mom's lap more than you'd expect

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!homeowners, are you going to decorate your yard? If so, what are you doing?

I feel so fricking gay and r-slurred. Why??

I'm a lizard lover 4 life🦎 (like henry lizardlover the OG) and when signing my apartment papers my landlord said no lizards and I was like wtf why?! what the frick they gonna do? And she was like yeah idk why thats in there that's stupid. Just get a doctors note for an emotional support animal and you're golden I don't give a shit if you have lizards tbh.

So I gotta go do that. Anyways pics! :3

Hi all, I hope you're well. I won't be able to do much for the next few days; my illness has gotten worse, and I started the day puking.

Sheila and the babies seem well. She's a very happy and well-fed momma cat, and the kittens are growing slowly but steadily.

Also

Rusty is the cutest darn thing!

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Just like every listless 20-something, I got a motorcycle to fulfill my low-grade suicidal ideation. My dad tried to convince me to get a BMW GS310 R, but I decided on a Honda CB300 R as I feel like it's the least likely choice for me to end up as a meat popsicle on the side of the road.

Picking up the bike this weekend. Getting my permit whenever, frick 12.

I am very ill today so I will keep things short and sweet. I have learned that one must choose a hoodie to sacrifice while bottle-feeding babies. I got all the stains out yesterday and it's soaked after 2 feedings already this morning.

I'm not seething, you are! Jk

Sheila is doing well in putting on some weight. I'm very proud or her since she's just a super star about taking medicines and learning voice commands. The smallest kitten is still concerning me, but not in a panic-y way. I'm just making sure to keep her warm and extra well-fed.

I'm somewhat concerned that they're still not getting enough milk; feeding four fussy kittens is harder than you may think. Poor Sheila's not producing hardly any milk yesterday and today....

Please keep the cuties in your thoughts

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I haven't traveled anywhere in more than a year because me and my family take turns in taking care of grandma. I haven't been in a hotel, cinema, taxi, bus, airplane either

I found it on my potty seat on it's back trying to right itself up. I thought it's a ladybug at first since it was round and clumsy and put a finger above it to let it grab it. But it wasn't a ladybug, it was brown, flat and had a weird segmented body. After killing it and googling it's definitely a bed bug. There's a little vent above my potty that has a iron mesh with pretty big openings, I think it dropped down from there and fell on the potty seat, I was just lucky to catch it on time

What if more entered my house last night or the day before? I don't want a bed bug infestation

I just wanted to do a photo dump from today. The kittens and Sheila are doing much better than before. Sheila's purred all day since I got home

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I hope you are all well!