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The comic in question makes the same uninspired complaints you've all heard before: long wait times, not enough doctors, not actually free. Spicier then her usual "look at me I'm a quirky girl" comics, but still long and unfunny.

The reactions, however, are hilarious.

What kind of right-wing talking point nonsense is this? Pizzacake is a secret conservative? First time I've ever been disappointed in their comics.

:marseyleftoids#chizo:

Fricking stupid comic. Honestly.... Who rails against free healthcare. What kind of self loathing ignorant propaganda Muppet rails against free healthcare. Into the cesspit with you and your I'll

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEE"

:soyjaktantrum#:

As an American, this is an awful comic. The privilege you have living in Canada with your healthcare system. My god, you even suck as a person.

:marsey#maid: < privilege

This is a pretty egregious comic. First of all, the only thing you're accomplishing with this is sending the message that single payer healthcare is bad. I get that's not what you meant, but it's what you did, and it's dumb as heck. It's also just not true. Yes, the Canadian healthcare system is understaffed...(this goes on and on)

:soysnooseethetyping#:

Pizzacake being a US right-wing adjacent talking-point slinger doesn't surprise me for some reason...

:marseyleftoidschizo#:

This one's gonna be used by conservatives as "proof" that the American healthcare system is somehow better.

:marseyleftoidschizo#: (this Marsey is so useful)

My favorite comments are the ones accusing her of being American.

USA trying its hardest to justify its fricked up system

She's Canadian, not American

I know, I read her responses, my meme still aplies tho

:marseyemojir#ofl:

All in all, quite a bit of seetheposting from poor amerifats that can't afford insurance. Probably her best comic ever. !pinknames

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Twittards rage when Tim Pool says beating foids is good actually

Rare bald man W

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There's honestly so many people taking this rage bait

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Brief lore recap. A man has been going around NYC sucker punching women in the face.

The NYC councilwoman decries the lack of men stepping up to defend the victims.

Many people start to notice something in her repliesโ€ฆ

https://twitter.com/PandasAndVidya/status/1773395134509379893

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The man in the photos is Daniel Penny, who last year put a repeat criminal in a choke hold after the guy started threatening to kill people on the subway. In the process the man, who had been arrested multiple times prior, including for assaulting two elderly people and a minor died.

Instead of giving the guy a medal for helping his fellow citizens out New York decided to arrest and prosecute him for murder.

Now, you might make the mistake of thinking this will be a wake up call for coastal libs and progressives, but as someone who lives in Los Angeles I can assure you will never find a bigger group of absolutely r-slurred cucked people then those that live in Deep Blue cities. They will do nothing. Because you have to remember, yea it sucks to get sucker punched by a repeat violent criminal that the city keeps letting back out on the streets, but have you thought about the bigger more important problem in America? Orange Man.:#marseytrump:

Remember always vote blue no matter who!

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:redlight: Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison for orchestrating FTX fraud :marseyitsover:

Reactions

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852953

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https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1773380776114917712 :chudseethe:

And more https://twitter.com/search?q=sam+bankman-fried


Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for his role in defrauding users of the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX.

In a Lower Manhattan federal courtroom, U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan called the defense's argument misleading, logically flawed, and speculative.

He said Bankman-Fried had committed obstruction of justice and witness tampering while mounting his defense โ€” something Kaplan said he weighed in his sentencing decision.

Bankman-Fried, wearing a beige jailhouse jumpsuit, made a statement striking an apologetic tone, saying he had made a series of "selfish" decisions while leading FTX and "threw it all away."

"It haunts me every day," he said.

Prosecutors had sought as much as 50 years, while Bankman-Fried's legal team argued for no more than 6ยฝ years. He was convicted on seven criminal counts in November and had been held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn ever since.

Bankman-Fried's lawyers had pleaded for leniency, citing what they described as mental health struggles and his purported generosity in his personal life. They also argued that FTX users had not ultimately suffered substantial losses โ€” something current FTX administrator John Ray said was false in a letter to Kaplan in advance of Thursday's sentencing.

But prosecutors argued the brazenness of the crime, the extent of the victims' losses and damages and Bankman-Fried's evident lack of remorse meant a harsher sentence was warranted.

Late Tuesday, prosecutors filed documents from victims testifying about how Bankman-Fried's actions had harmed them.

โ€œMy whole life has been destroyed,โ€ wrote one, whose name was redacted, in a letter dated March 15. โ€œI have 2 young children, one born right before the collapse. I still remember the weeks following where I would stare blankly into their eyes, completely empty inside knowing their futures have been stolen through no fault of our own. I did not gamble on crypto. I did not make any crypto gains. I had my [bitcoin] which I had collected over years deposited on FTX as a custodian. I did not agree to the risk that SBF took with my funds.โ€

The man added he was suffering from depression and that his wife had become suicidal.

โ€œI know we can never make that kind of money back ever again,โ€ he wrote.

Another person wrote about how the loss of funds had affected numerous life plans, including a wedding.

โ€œEach passing day is a painful reminder of the opportunities stolen from me, compounding feelings of hopelessness and despair," the person wrote. "The burden of financial ruin weighs heavily on my shoulders, leading me to grapple with constant thoughts of suicide and significantly impairing my ability to perform at work.โ€

In the recent annals of white-collar crime, Bankman-Fried's sentence is many years more than what most others found guilty had received. Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes received about 11 years. Former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers received 25 years. Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling received 24 years.


!dramatards !r-slurs !fellas get in here!

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Diddy is 100% gonna get Epsteined.

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https://www.newsweek.com/diddy-hidden-cameras-rodney-lil-rod-jones-lawsuit-s*x-trafficking-1884070

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https://www.complex.com/music/a/backwoodsaltar/50-cent-top-dollar-diddy-party-footage

LEBRON NO!:

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!tmz

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Clearly not an annoying Karen on planes:

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New 'fests :marseyholocaust::marseysto!netoss:

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Asian radical feminist btw :marseypussyhat:

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Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLC's โ€˜Abby & Brittany,' HAS TRANSITIONED!!!
Abby and Brittany Hensel, who documented their lives in a TLC reality series, have transitioned from a duo to a trio.

Abby, the left-side conjoined twin, married Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, in 2021. They live in Minnesota, where the Hensel twins were born and raised.

They have a TikTok if anyone wants to post more fun stuff:

abbyandbrittanyhensel/TikTok

https://tiktok.com/@abbyandbrittanyhensel (hope this is right).

Abby and Brittany, 34, have been living private lives since their 8-episode show โ€œAbby & Brittanyโ€ aired in 2012. But it's been a happy life for them in Minnesota, where they were born and raised.

According to the โ€œTodayโ€ show, which obtained marriage records for the spouses, the sisters are both fifth-grade teachers in their home state.

There's a link to this Today Show find in that paragraph so I'll link it here:

Abby and Josh kept their marriage under wraps from the public eye until 2023, when they shared photos of the wedding ceremony on their TikTok, @abbyandbrittanyhensel. A wedding guest's resurfaced clip revealed an intimate moment from the lovebird's wedding on Facebook.

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A 20-second clip posted on Heidi Bowling's Facebook captures the couple dancing and kissing at the wedding reception. Abby and her sister wore an all-white, sleeveless bridal gown and laced-back dress, while Bowling wore a grey suit.

Bowling is seen staring into his blushing bride's eyes while Brittany supports her sister.

The duo originally appeared on โ€œThe Oprah Winfrey Showโ€ in 1996, explaining their lives as conjoined twins.

They were born as dicephalus conjoined twins, a rare condition when two heads are on a single body with one genital system; two, three or four arms, two hearts and two legs.

The Helsen twins share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist. Abby controls their right arm and leg and Brittany controls the left side.

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Book suggestion to prep r-slurs for the election season.

We all know rightoids are generally r-slurred, this season to maybe give myself a bit of a challenge I'll drop some educational information so rightoids can learn how I (and anyone with any understanding of American politics, or with a formal education in them) views the 2 major parties.

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This site is like reddit

But better.

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Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Out of curiosity, it appears you wanted the 4 count of lobster cakes of brand pictured, so he offered that same brands crab cake. You were good with pre-made lobster ones but wanted fresh crab cakes instead? Any particular reason the same brand crab cake wasn't suitable??As for the interaction, he was a bit rude but it was confusing overall. (82)

Yeaah they don't offer behind the counter crab cakes on the app so I always do those one and right when I get the shopper I tell them I'd like to substitute for behind the counter crab cakes. I've never once had an issue. (-19)

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Including a pic of your message to him at the start of the shop would have gone a looong way to how people are perceiving this interaction tbh. (40)

Yeaah guess I've just never had an issue before so never thought I'd need to send a picture of the specific crab cake when I said from the very beginning I'd like the crab cakes from the seafood counter. (-16)

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You're telling him you said it 5 times, but you didn't say โ€œbehind the counterโ€ until the 5th time, then he understood and told you that they don't have any behind the counter. The first 4 times you just kept saying โ€œfrom the seafood departmentโ€ and he was telling you that the ones in the pic he sent you are from the seafood department. This sir, makes you the peepeehead. Good Day. (99)

I def get I should of said that from the jump. But he was an butthole from the start. (-16)

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I was asking for opinions but I just legit can not see how I was rude at first. I can see how I wasn't clear tho. I definitely should have said the seafood counter at the very beginning. (1)

You were rude in the sense that you made 0 effort to clarify the misunderstanding, which was 100% your fault (as you admit in this comment). Your lazy responses were wasting his time, so I understand why he got frustrated and canceled at the end. You could have avoided a lot of hate in this post if you had just admitted this early on and then stopped your hate train on him. Instead you've painted yourself as dull, delusional, and heartless. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

And here's the problem with texting and not calling. Longer text messages are almost always confusing unless proper punctuation and communication techniques are used. The above conversation is rife with problems. Vague and unhelpful statements. The driver should never have used the term โ€œridiculousโ€ but the customer should have just said โ€œI misunderstoodโ€ and moved on. The rudeness was uncalled for.Pick up a darn phone and make a call. Learn to communicate. Stop with all the darn texting. It leads to way too much confusion and anger. I weep for the future. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Oh and they told you the crab cakes were not available. And asked if you wanted to refund with the ones they found. Then you proceeded to be a jackass and tell them to replace with the ones you originally wanted? Like actually you sound annoying. And you kinda just keep repeating yourself. When clearly you know they don't understand, but you want to be a bully. And guess what happens when you're a bully? This. They blew up on you because Instead you drew this conversation out too long when all you and to say was "refund" "replace" you made a simple process far more difficult. And that's why you're in the wrong. Probably torture everyone you know the same way. Not telling them and making them find the answer. You triggered me and you suck. (0)

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can't view private profiles and author: search is broken

this is basically 9/11 for !glowies (except it's a bad thing)

I was trying to do my morning tea and stalk my favourite users routine, and got rudely cockblocked :marseyitsover:

even my own hilarious comments are hidden

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@A fix this immediately!!!

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Thankfully our hero, and current member of the Michigan House of Representatives (R-Oakland County), fricking owns the nerds saying it's a college basketball team though

https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773157120524894656

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New Toss - Bong :marseyfreezepeach: edition

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1773353012301320527

https://stonetoss.com/comic/language-barrier/

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Korean makes a video about nutting on an image of Mao :marseymaogenocide:. East Asian race war erupts

Selected comments, Google translated-

Chinx outrage

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Koreans fight back

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Random Jap appears, begrudgingly takes the Koreans' side

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Incoherent Chinx schizoposting

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