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The comic in question makes the same uninspired complaints you've all heard before: long wait times, not enough doctors, not actually free. Spicier then her usual "look at me I'm a quirky girl" comics, but still long and unfunny.
The reactions, however, are hilarious.
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEE"
< privilege
(this Marsey is so useful)
My favorite comments are the ones accusing her of being American.
She's Canadian, not American
I know, I read her responses, my meme still aplies tho
All in all, quite a bit of seetheposting from poor amerifats that can't afford insurance. Probably her best comic ever. !pinknames
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i think its funny that women in nyc are getting punched in the face
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) March 28, 2024
Rare bald man W
There's honestly so many people taking this rage bait
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Where are the men calling this out? https://t.co/SgHGkxKUPx
— Council Member Amanda Farรญas (@CMAmandaFarias) March 28, 2024
Brief lore recap. A man has been going around NYC sucker punching women in the face.
The NYC councilwoman decries the lack of men stepping up to defend the victims.
Many people start to notice something in her repliesโฆ
https://twitter.com/PandasAndVidya/status/1773395134509379893
https://twitter.com/Recklesscbr/status/1773379326924431573
https://twitter.com/VDAREJamesK/status/1773399054761766990
https://twitter.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/1773395560965255314
https://twitter.com/Thor_Odinson/status/1773399935578181664
https://twitter.com/ParkerThayer/status/1773357832487735656
https://twitter.com/ConquestTheory/status/1773381737516523637
The man in the photos is Daniel Penny, who last year put a repeat criminal in a choke hold after the guy started threatening to kill people on the subway. In the process the man, who had been arrested multiple times prior, including for assaulting two elderly people and a minor died.
Instead of giving the guy a medal for helping his fellow citizens out New York decided to arrest and prosecute him for murder.
Now, you might make the mistake of thinking this will be a wake up call for coastal libs and progressives, but as someone who lives in Los Angeles I can assure you will never find a bigger group of absolutely r-slurred cucked people then those that live in Deep Blue cities. They will do nothing. Because you have to remember, yea it sucks to get sucker punched by a repeat violent criminal that the city keeps letting back out on the streets, but have you thought about the bigger more important problem in America? Orange Man.
Remember always vote blue no matter who!
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Reactions
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852953
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852992
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bpytbc/holy_mother_of_god/?sort=controversial
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1773377440582455501
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1773376555328160085
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1773377957660066271
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1773380776114917712
And more https://twitter.com/search?q=sam+bankman-fried
Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for his role in defrauding users of the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX.
In a Lower Manhattan federal courtroom, U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan called the defense's argument misleading, logically flawed, and speculative.
He said Bankman-Fried had committed obstruction of justice and witness tampering while mounting his defense โ something Kaplan said he weighed in his sentencing decision.
Bankman-Fried, wearing a beige jailhouse jumpsuit, made a statement striking an apologetic tone, saying he had made a series of "selfish" decisions while leading FTX and "threw it all away."
"It haunts me every day," he said.
Prosecutors had sought as much as 50 years, while Bankman-Fried's legal team argued for no more than 6ยฝ years. He was convicted on seven criminal counts in November and had been held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn ever since.
Bankman-Fried's lawyers had pleaded for leniency, citing what they described as mental health struggles and his purported generosity in his personal life. They also argued that FTX users had not ultimately suffered substantial losses โ something current FTX administrator John Ray said was false in a letter to Kaplan in advance of Thursday's sentencing.
But prosecutors argued the brazenness of the crime, the extent of the victims' losses and damages and Bankman-Fried's evident lack of remorse meant a harsher sentence was warranted.
Late Tuesday, prosecutors filed documents from victims testifying about how Bankman-Fried's actions had harmed them.
โMy whole life has been destroyed,โ wrote one, whose name was redacted, in a letter dated March 15. โI have 2 young children, one born right before the collapse. I still remember the weeks following where I would stare blankly into their eyes, completely empty inside knowing their futures have been stolen through no fault of our own. I did not gamble on crypto. I did not make any crypto gains. I had my [bitcoin] which I had collected over years deposited on FTX as a custodian. I did not agree to the risk that SBF took with my funds.โ
The man added he was suffering from depression and that his wife had become suicidal.
โI know we can never make that kind of money back ever again,โ he wrote.
Another person wrote about how the loss of funds had affected numerous life plans, including a wedding.
โEach passing day is a painful reminder of the opportunities stolen from me, compounding feelings of hopelessness and despair," the person wrote. "The burden of financial ruin weighs heavily on my shoulders, leading me to grapple with constant thoughts of suicide and significantly impairing my ability to perform at work.โ
In the recent annals of white-collar crime, Bankman-Fried's sentence is many years more than what most others found guilty had received. Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes received about 11 years. Former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers received 25 years. Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling received 24 years.
!dramatards !r-slurs !fellas get in here!
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EXCLUSIVE: A source inside @Fidelity sent us images of mandatory training for employees.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 28, 2024
According to Fidelity, "deadnaming" or using the wrong pronoun is considered s*xual harassment.
They also deny reality by claiming that men can get pregnant and that those who transitionโฆ pic.twitter.com/mVvRstHJek
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โMr. Combs possesses compromising footage of every person who has attended his FREAK-OFF partiesโฆโ pic.twitter.com/HjbER7PeLV
— Lathan๐ฏ (@RealLathan) March 28, 2024
https://www.newsweek.com/diddy-hidden-cameras-rodney-lil-rod-jones-lawsuit-s*x-trafficking-1884070
https://www.complex.com/music/a/backwoodsaltar/50-cent-top-dollar-diddy-party-footage
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โYou shouldnโt take your family on an airplane unless you can afford to pay for every family member to have assigned seatsโ is kind of a privileged take, no?
— Aurora Borshealis (@aurorabrshealis) March 28, 2024
Clearly not an annoying Karen on planes:
https://twitter.com/aurorabrshealis/status/1773523958471741510
https://twitter.com/aurorabrshealis/status/1773526098489352580
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Abby and Brittany Hensel, who documented their lives in a TLC reality series, have transitioned from a duo to a trio.
Abby, the left-side conjoined twin, married Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, in 2021. They live in Minnesota, where the Hensel twins were born and raised.
They have a TikTok if anyone wants to post more fun stuff:
abbyandbrittanyhensel/TikTok
https://tiktok.com/@abbyandbrittanyhensel (hope this is right).
Abby and Brittany, 34, have been living private lives since their 8-episode show โAbby & Brittanyโ aired in 2012. But it's been a happy life for them in Minnesota, where they were born and raised.
According to the โTodayโ show, which obtained marriage records for the spouses, the sisters are both fifth-grade teachers in their home state.
There's a link to this Today Show find in that paragraph so I'll link it here:
Abby and Josh kept their marriage under wraps from the public eye until 2023, when they shared photos of the wedding ceremony on their TikTok, @abbyandbrittanyhensel. A wedding guest's resurfaced clip revealed an intimate moment from the lovebird's wedding on Facebook.
A 20-second clip posted on Heidi Bowling's Facebook captures the couple dancing and kissing at the wedding reception. Abby and her sister wore an all-white, sleeveless bridal gown and laced-back dress, while Bowling wore a grey suit.
Bowling is seen staring into his blushing bride's eyes while Brittany supports her sister.
The duo originally appeared on โThe Oprah Winfrey Showโ in 1996, explaining their lives as conjoined twins.
They were born as dicephalus conjoined twins, a rare condition when two heads are on a single body with one genital system; two, three or four arms, two hearts and two legs.
The Helsen twins share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist. Abby controls their right arm and leg and Brittany controls the left side.
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We all know rightoids are generally r-slurred, this season to maybe give myself a bit of a challenge I'll drop some educational information so rightoids can learn how I (and anyone with any understanding of American politics, or with a formal education in them) views the 2 major parties.
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Out of curiosity, it appears you wanted the 4 count of lobster cakes of brand pictured, so he offered that same brands crab cake. You were good with pre-made lobster ones but wanted fresh crab cakes instead? Any particular reason the same brand crab cake wasn't suitable??As for the interaction, he was a bit rude but it was confusing overall. (82)
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Including a pic of your message to him at the start of the shop would have gone a looong way to how people are perceiving this interaction tbh. (40)
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You're telling him you said it 5 times, but you didn't say โbehind the counterโ until the 5th time, then he understood and told you that they don't have any behind the counter. The first 4 times you just kept saying โfrom the seafood departmentโ and he was telling you that the ones in the pic he sent you are from the seafood department. This sir, makes you the peepeehead. Good Day. (99)
I def get I should of said that from the jump. But he was an butthole from the start. (-16)
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I was asking for opinions but I just legit can not see how I was rude at first. I can see how I wasn't clear tho. I definitely should have said the seafood counter at the very beginning. (1)
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Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where theyโre headed with their police escort? @petehoekstra pic.twitter.com/3xFhIP1jf1
— Matt Maddock (@matthewmaddock) March 28, 2024
https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773075748997173479
https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773173986974634291
Thankfully our hero, and current member of the Michigan House of Representatives (R-Oakland County), fricking owns the nerds saying it's a college basketball team though
https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773157120524894656
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