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Wired Magazine Presents : J Slurs posting Ls, and a suspiciously high level skeleton.

I've seen a lot of people showing our resident journ*list @ZacJason some love recently, so now is a great time to talk about his lack of journalistic credentials (and skin).

All of this started because @Lv20_Skeleton decided to apply my first ever ban award to a really great post I wrote about never saying the N word. Not only did he ban my excellent post, he had the audacity to ban me TWICE. In response, I did what any self respecting Jslur would do when staring down a 48hr ban, and sperged out immediately - banning every post and comment I could find from this vile skeletoid. Eventually this totaled 12 bans. As many of our resident rightoids know, I am a FAIR and JUST janitor - so obviously I would never apply 12 days of ban without providing an alternative to freedom. My offer to boneman was a challenge to play manhunt.

Nobody ever takes me up on my offers to play this game, so I expected lazy attempts at sneaking through the new user list at best. @Lv20_Skeleton is not the average poster though so it should be obvious where this is going...

We were reading this JOslurs articles. Disgusting!

This went on for days, because we wanted to believe.

My Bussy [BLASTED]

Carp Bussy [BLASTED]

Zac Jason Bussy [BLASTED]

Respaaaj Bussy [BLASTED]

Idio3 Bussy [BLASTED]

FrozenChosen Gussy [BLASTED]

JimieWhales Xussy [NOT BLASTED]

Dahl_Fook Bussy [VERY BLASTED]

UraniumDonGER [ERRECTED]

Quintuple Jslur bussy blasting simultaneously, right under our noses.

Let this @Lv20_Skeleton serve as an example for everyone that being banned is an opportunity to wear someone else's skin, an opportunity for greatness. I love the boneman and you should too.

We have one opening in our 12 person PPR league because @basad hasn't updated shit in 2 weeks. We are looking for a strong man to fill the role before Thursday Night Football at 7pm CDT today. Leave a comment if you want in. You get to mingle with power users, admins, and call LLM short. I will be in talks with @carpathianflorist to make some badges and reward for the league soon. Since @basad has a bunch of IR and OUT, I'll you can have free rein over over free agents until Sunday games start.

Edit: thanks for showing interest @KoreanDragKing took the spot. If more spots open up from people being lazy, i’ll dm people who commented here.

Edit edit: due to the amount of attention both fantasy football related posts got, next year I'll see if I can arrange a 16/32 team league.

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Trains involved, as usual, but not in the way you'd expect

look at the "comments number" (22) vs actual comments (3). See the OP of that post for the shadowbanned comments.

I have a poem:

> Roses are red

> Bussy is fab

> Always remember that AJAB

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the site for a server upgrade wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this site is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the bussy and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this site closed for the sake of server upgrades. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

To be clear, these are the 3 most well-known and well-liked players on the team. Ledditors show their rational side by words words wordsing x120 on the literal hate crime of not getting vaccinated.

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[POLL] Libreddit toggle

There’s schizo gibbering on the cord about how we should add a toggle to let users convert all Reddit links to Libreddit links.

Upvote this thread if you want that, downvote if you don’t.

PROS

• Something something something privacy

• Reddit problems with Tor or whatever

• Deprive Reddit of one of its 52 million unique users per month

CONS

• imo it’s a waste of time

• wildly unnecessary feature bloat

• catering to paranoid schizophrenics never ends well; slippery slope

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[BREAKING] Bardfinn completely fucking snaps lmao
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Just kidding, here’s some guys nuts

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The lolcows among us: Carpathianflorist
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  • 6 feet tall, 22.6 BMI - woah

  • #1 most subscribed user on rDrama.net, statistically the most beloved user

  • head admin, heroically does it for free like a soup kitchen worker or volunteer firefighter

  • kind and nurturing, friend to incels even besides rDrama users

  • HIV negative, completely unpozzed neghole

  • owns three (3) meteorites

  • knows every word to most Avril and Britney tracks (pre-Britney Jean)

  • once spent like six (6) hours walking around atl with a homeless guy

  • loves dasha even in the face of insurmountable adversity

  • consistently pins the best non-lawlz content charitably ensuring maximum visibility

  • gets that dc bag even when you downvote him like the clowns you are

  • also #1 on the awards leaderboard, incredible

Try clicking on any of my recent comments on linked account. @boosy

Example:

https://rdrama.net/post/7120/lolcow-on-site/78103/?context=99#context

Not there. Also not in modlog: https://rdrama.net/log

THESE PEOPLE ARE REDDITORS

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Portland Causes Seethe

Man oh man I have never been so downvoted on this site (thanks for the coin chums) than when I defend Portland,

city of shitty angels and more demons than you can count

Just a city, but for some reason this city makes rightoids mad.

Addicted to the idea that things suck, just cities sucking everywhere. CALIFORNIA SUX LOL ALL THOSE LIBRULS MAKIN THEIR PLACES SHITTY

Because it has to be somebody's fault that life is hard.

This!

is why the fascist rhetoric works on you people, you rightoids, you mayo moids.

Blame the left. Blame the left. Blame the left.

SJWs are why you didn't get that job, not because you couldn't keep your goddamn mouth shut about politics at work. (Yes there's a double standard, but man up about it fuckers, or at least be the change you want to see)

It's not that hard to color within the lines of polite speech you know. But you gather online in arenas where you can commiserate with the other fuckers who can't learn what's rude and what isn't and you blame it on anything, aaaanything other than your own goddamn selves.

Party of personal responsibility my ass.

And here we are five years after 2016 and that's five years of young adults thinking this is how politics has always been. It wasn't always this way: the boomers are going senile. That is literally what has happened.

They went insane and the bitterness of their years showed us the future and it is grim, motherfuckers. Losing the capacity to reason, a generation of boomers glued to Fox News and huffing ragebait all day, and a familiar face gave them what they wanted and the rest is boomer history.

Where I don't get it is this: why the fuck are millennials falling for this shit?

:marseysigh:

Let's go back to the French Revolution.

:marseyneon: :marseyneon: :marseyneon: :marseyneon:

It's the 1780s and people are pissed. The salons and coffeeshops of Paris are filled with high-minded talk of common people tired of the monarchy. In those days there was a complicated chain of logic to the oligarchy involving God and Jesus and the Divine Right of Kings. (Today the complicated chain of logic around our oligarchy is that God created man which created money which is better than communism so the rich people get to buy all the politicians and we have a fragile pretense to democracy.)

And this kind of place is the underground. It's too soon to start a movement in our time, but the underground is where the truth can be spoken because things are only official after they've already happened... but now's a good time to plant seeds, because we failed with Occupy and zoomers, it will be your turn soon. You need to see the path. You need to see our wrong turns.

Robespierre is well known as one of the main ideological architects of the French Revolution. And when the Revolution succeeded in France, the assembly of citizens was faced with a conundrum.

The divine right of kings had led to inexorable sequences of wars. If you run across someone who claims to be a monarchist, laugh in their face. Monarchies lead to wars of succession. Go ahead and look up how many wars of succession there were, and see if you think it's a good idea.

Now the problem the citizen assembly faced was that they could depose a king, but man by his nature is weak and seeks a ruler. As long as there were royalty and nobility around with this so-called royal blood, there was always the chance of the monarchy re-establishing itself.

So this very real conundrum led to the guillotine.

And once the bloodletting began, it was impossible to stop. This was the Reign of Terror: some thousands of people were given death sentences in the pursuit of a perfect Republic. Ultimately Robespierre himself would fall.

Why am I telling you this?

Because where the fuck is the Communism?

If all you can see in politics is the danger of Communism, your history education has failed you. The danger of revolution isn't Communists. It's revolutionaries themselves.

You morons.

Karl Marx was born in 1818.

:marseywarhol: :marseywarhol: :marseywarhol: :marseywarhol: :marseywarhol: :marseywarhol:

This is the failure of boomer ideology. This is why our politics is fucked by the boomers who can only understand the history they lived directly: the Cold War, in which revolutionaries installed a small group of people who then had to keep control of their government and executed or exiled or imprisoned the people that got in their way.

You don't have to like SJWs. You don't have to like Critical Race Theory.

But the degree to which Karl Marx succeeded is that Republicans themselves think in terms of class. You think Boomers in their heyday weren't smart enough to read the ideology of their hated enemy? You think they didn't read Marx?

And thus the politics of the 90s revolved around Rush Limbaugh's illustration of the media-university complex as class markers. This is all old politics at this point.

My point with Marx is that if you have ever considered a university degree a class marker, you're a fucking Marxist by philosophy. This is the power of philosophy to change the way you think about the world.

The delusion of those who tear down their government only to construct a new state is in its idealism absent practicality.

Communism is a scary story told to boomers by Fox News to lull them into voting Republican. It's not real. At worst it's a phase leftists go through as they behold the terrible reality of the machine.

But if you can recognize that the forces of mankind are inexorably expansive, consuming all available resources through no single individual's will, that 'capitalism' the nature of the human macro-organism is likely to drive us to extinction? That doesn't make you communist.

It just means you can do the math.

So I just don't want to hear it anymore. I'm tired of this boomer rhetoric being spouted confidently by people my age who should fucking know better.

You want to know my greatest fear, as a millennial? My greatest fear is becoming Gen X. Gen X had punk. Gen X had style.

And Gen X gave up and just lived under the shadow of the boomers for the rest of their lives.

It isn't just communism. It's any time people think that what's needed is a new set of people in charge, to wipe away the old and begin anew, to take power by any means necessary.

Like it or not this rickety system is what we've got. And I will not abide traitors to the constitution, and January 6th showed you what the Rslurs have become. (At least, if you aren't a boomer making excuses for the clear and obvious fascism.)

:marseyascii2: :marseyascii2: :marseyascii2: :marseyascii2:

We are on the brink of catastrophe in this country because we can't get the boomers to shut up about the past.

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Sorry peeps, as a medcel, I've been busy doing jackshit and couldn't take out the time to """""""draw""""""" so had to delay my second addition to marsey_rule34. Hope the wait was worth it!






This post was made possible thanks to my generous sponsors:


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FRIENDS OF BRIAN, YOU’VE BEEN FEATURED ON THE DAILY BEAST
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Kate Briquelet embodies every single thing wrong with journ*lism. Vapid, room temperature IQ, impossibly dumb fuck. From DB’s author bio -

Kate Briquelet is a senior reporter covering crime and corruption at The Daily Beast. She has appeared on Dateline, 48 Hours, and CNBC's American Greed.

Incredible.

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  • Inception: First post I've seen to get downvoted, can we mod this guy?
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The people have spoken: you do not want to be able to unfollow me
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(this is not original art)

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  • Gigavaccinator: Unrelated but can everyone check the moderation log 🤣🤣🤣

Beloved Dramatards,

@Soren has paid me 700 :marseycoin: - plus interest - to draw him 7 fine Marseys.

I hope you gentlemen, women and enbies enjoy these skilled and tasteful artworks :marseypainter:

Without further ado, let me present:

Marsey and Marcus

Marsey with a Pupper

Piscivorous Marsey

Fish-Shaped Popsicle Marsey

Urban Youth Marsey

Hydrated Marsey

And, my personal favorite and Rdrama 2021 Halloween Contest submission in the category of Cutest Costume,

Redditor Marsey

Wow! Hope you guys had as much fun looking as I did drawing them!

Kindest regards to all, Arran

:marseycool:

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Edit: Send dramacoins for more marsey_rule34 (or if you want me to stop)

:coomer: :marseymerchant:

Fuck ya let’s go grandma.

Downvoters get banned

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(changelog) Removed the option to unfollow me
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  • FunkyDuffy: Carp F. Raped And Killed My Wife; Don't Believe His Lies
  • Blackpokemon: This user sucks unwashed hobo nuts
  • AuntieTran: All Carpathians Are Bastards

I thought I posted this this morning but it looks like autocorrect went crazy and typed random sentences instead lol oops :marseyshrug:

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r/BadDragonBST - a sub for buying, selling and trading your used dog-shaped dildos
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Drama? Drama???? Where’s the drama???????

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Inspired by @UraniumDonGER cute marsey 😍 , i made my own.

Here it is, MarseyCumjar! i hope you enjoy it

EDIT: heres another version

EDIT2:

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  • Bussylover: Help LLM achieve xir goals of being a jannie by signing this petition https://chng.it/wDrgtknb9X
  • polished_bussy: This will be terrible for the Dramacoin economy
  • duck: you have to be this tall to moderate rdrama
  • PhoneposterAlt17: PEDOPHILE RIGHTS
  • luke: Have you tried estrogen?
  • diov2: lol he can't even reach the windex
  • bardfinn_fan: FUCK OFF LLM

I’ve put in my work. Brought the drama. I want a j-slur position here. It would be good for dramacoin too ☺️

Thoughts?