I've seen a lot of people showing our resident journ*list @ZacJason some love recently, so now is a great time to talk about his lack of journalistic credentials (and skin).
All of this started because @Lv20_Skeleton decided to apply my first ever ban award to a really great post I wrote about never saying the N word. Not only did he ban my excellent post, he had the audacity to ban me TWICE. In response, I did what any self respecting Jslur would do when staring down a 48hr ban, and sperged out immediately - banning every post and comment I could find from this vile skeletoid. Eventually this totaled 12 bans. As many of our resident rightoids know, I am a FAIR and JUST janitor - so obviously I would never apply 12 days of ban without providing an alternative to freedom. My offer to boneman was a challenge to play manhunt.
Nobody ever takes me up on my offers to play this game, so I expected lazy attempts at sneaking through the new user list at best. @Lv20_Skeleton is not the average poster though so it should be obvious where this is going...
We were reading this JOslurs articles. Disgusting!
This went on for days, because we wanted to believe.
My Bussy [BLASTED]
Carp Bussy [BLASTED]
Zac Jason Bussy [BLASTED]
Respaaaj Bussy [BLASTED]
Idio3 Bussy [BLASTED]
FrozenChosen Gussy [BLASTED]
JimieWhales Xussy [NOT BLASTED]
Dahl_Fook Bussy [VERY BLASTED]
Quintuple Jslur bussy blasting simultaneously, right under our noses.
Let this @Lv20_Skeleton serve as an example for everyone that being banned is an opportunity to wear someone else's skin, an opportunity for greatness. I love the boneman and you should too.
We have one opening in our 12 person PPR league because @basad hasn't updated shit in 2 weeks. We are looking for a strong man to fill the role before Thursday Night Football at 7pm CDT today. Leave a comment if you want in. You get to mingle with power users, admins, and call LLM short. I will be in talks with @carpathianflorist to make some badges and reward for the league soon. Since @basad has a bunch of IR and OUT, I'll you can have free rein over over free agents until Sunday games start.
Edit: thanks for showing interest @KoreanDragKing took the spot. If more spots open up from people being lazy, i’ll dm people who commented here.
Edit edit: due to the amount of attention both fantasy football related posts got, next year I'll see if I can arrange a 16/32 team league.
Trains involved, as usual, but not in the way you'd expect
look at the "comments number" (22) vs actual comments (3). See the OP of that post for the shadowbanned comments.
I have a poem:
> Roses are red
> Bussy is fab
> Always remember that AJAB
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the site for a server upgrade wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this site is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the bussy and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this site closed for the sake of server upgrades. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
To be clear, these are the 3 most well-known and well-liked players on the team. Ledditors show their rational side by words words wordsing x120 on the literal hate crime of not getting vaccinated.
There’s schizo gibbering on the cord about how we should add a toggle to let users convert all Reddit links to Libreddit links.
Upvote this thread if you want that, downvote if you don’t.
• Something something something privacy
• Reddit problems with Tor or whatever
• Deprive Reddit of one of its 52 million unique users per month
• imo it’s a waste of time
• wildly unnecessary feature bloat
• catering to paranoid schizophrenics never ends well; slippery slope
- JohnMcafee: Got bard baited 😬
- Arran: made me feel uncomfortable & confused
- VanillaReign: fuck off carp
- drama4ever: this is so bad i think we need a new type of award
- CRUSTY: THIS IS HECKING MISINFORMATIORINO
- idio3: Fake news
- FunkyDuffy: Fake and extremely gay
- tyuijvhvhcfcjf: Why did I stare at the new worst post ever for twenty seconds?
- NeedForSneed: This is the worst post I've ever seen holy shit keep yourself safe
- Dramamine: I'm going to make CarpLeaker2 and tell that weird anon dude about this on discussions.app
- TheOverSeether: Great carp post. Just look at the seethe! Home skillet needs to shave though.
- cirno: racism
- poopdick: cute hairy balls uwu
- carpathianflorist: OwO
- _________________________: I can't even see the dick
- seal_ion: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
- bob: unfunny jannies. get back to work!
- Ahsgroomer: Average discord user
- Aevann: clickbait
- NiggersTonguemyAnus: Misleading title, garbage post
- Refigerator: 21
Just kidding, here’s some guys nuts
6 feet tall, 22.6 BMI - woah
#1 most subscribed user on rDrama.net, statistically the most beloved user
head admin, heroically does it for free like a soup kitchen worker or volunteer firefighter
kind and nurturing, friend to incels even besides rDrama users
HIV negative, completely unpozzed neghole
owns three (3) meteorites
knows every word to most Avril and Britney tracks (pre-Britney Jean)
once spent like six (6) hours walking around atl with a homeless guy
loves dasha even in the face of insurmountable adversity
consistently pins the best non-lawlz content charitably ensuring maximum visibility
gets that dc bag even when you downvote him like the clowns you are
also #1 on the awards leaderboard, incredible
Try clicking on any of my recent comments on linked account. @boosy
Not there. Also not in modlog: https://rdrama.net/log
THESE PEOPLE ARE REDDITORS
Man oh man I have never been so downvoted on this site (thanks for the coin chums) than when I defend Portland,
city of shitty angels and more demons than you can count
Just a city, but for some reason this city makes rightoids mad.
Addicted to the idea that things suck, just cities sucking everywhere. CALIFORNIA SUX LOL ALL THOSE LIBRULS MAKIN THEIR PLACES SHITTY
Because it has to be somebody's fault that life is hard.
is why the fascist rhetoric works on you people, you rightoids, you mayo moids.
Blame the left. Blame the left. Blame the left.
SJWs are why you didn't get that job, not because you couldn't keep your goddamn mouth shut about politics at work. (Yes there's a double standard, but man up about it fuckers, or at least be the change you want to see)
It's not that hard to color within the lines of polite speech you know. But you gather online in arenas where you can commiserate with the other fuckers who can't learn what's rude and what isn't and you blame it on anything, aaaanything other than your own goddamn selves.
Party of personal responsibility my ass.
And here we are five years after 2016 and that's five years of young adults thinking this is how politics has always been. It wasn't always this way: the boomers are going senile. That is literally what has happened.
They went insane and the bitterness of their years showed us the future and it is grim, motherfuckers. Losing the capacity to reason, a generation of boomers glued to Fox News and huffing ragebait all day, and a familiar face gave them what they wanted and the rest is boomer history.
Where I don't get it is this: why the fuck are millennials falling for this shit?
Let's go back to the French Revolution.
It's the 1780s and people are pissed. The salons and coffeeshops of Paris are filled with high-minded talk of common people tired of the monarchy. In those days there was a complicated chain of logic to the oligarchy involving God and Jesus and the Divine Right of Kings. (Today the complicated chain of logic around our oligarchy is that God created man which created money which is better than communism so the rich people get to buy all the politicians and we have a fragile pretense to democracy.)
And this kind of place is the underground. It's too soon to start a movement in our time, but the underground is where the truth can be spoken because things are only official after they've already happened... but now's a good time to plant seeds, because we failed with Occupy and zoomers, it will be your turn soon. You need to see the path. You need to see our wrong turns.
Robespierre is well known as one of the main ideological architects of the French Revolution. And when the Revolution succeeded in France, the assembly of citizens was faced with a conundrum.
The divine right of kings had led to inexorable sequences of wars. If you run across someone who claims to be a monarchist, laugh in their face. Monarchies lead to wars of succession. Go ahead and look up how many wars of succession there were, and see if you think it's a good idea.
Now the problem the citizen assembly faced was that they could depose a king, but man by his nature is weak and seeks a ruler. As long as there were royalty and nobility around with this so-called royal blood, there was always the chance of the monarchy re-establishing itself.
So this very real conundrum led to the guillotine.
And once the bloodletting began, it was impossible to stop. This was the Reign of Terror: some thousands of people were given death sentences in the pursuit of a perfect Republic. Ultimately Robespierre himself would fall.
Why am I telling you this?
Because where the fuck is the Communism?
If all you can see in politics is the danger of Communism, your history education has failed you. The danger of revolution isn't Communists. It's revolutionaries themselves.
Karl Marx was born in 1818.
This is the failure of boomer ideology. This is why our politics is fucked by the boomers who can only understand the history they lived directly: the Cold War, in which revolutionaries installed a small group of people who then had to keep control of their government and executed or exiled or imprisoned the people that got in their way.
You don't have to like SJWs. You don't have to like Critical Race Theory.
But the degree to which Karl Marx succeeded is that Republicans themselves think in terms of class. You think Boomers in their heyday weren't smart enough to read the ideology of their hated enemy? You think they didn't read Marx?
And thus the politics of the 90s revolved around Rush Limbaugh's illustration of the media-university complex as class markers. This is all old politics at this point.
My point with Marx is that if you have ever considered a university degree a class marker, you're a fucking Marxist by philosophy. This is the power of philosophy to change the way you think about the world.
The delusion of those who tear down their government only to construct a new state is in its idealism absent practicality.
Communism is a scary story told to boomers by Fox News to lull them into voting Republican. It's not real. At worst it's a phase leftists go through as they behold the terrible reality of the machine.
But if you can recognize that the forces of mankind are inexorably expansive, consuming all available resources through no single individual's will, that 'capitalism' the nature of the human macro-organism is likely to drive us to extinction? That doesn't make you communist.
It just means you can do the math.
So I just don't want to hear it anymore. I'm tired of this boomer rhetoric being spouted confidently by people my age who should fucking know better.
You want to know my greatest fear, as a millennial? My greatest fear is becoming Gen X. Gen X had punk. Gen X had style.
And Gen X gave up and just lived under the shadow of the boomers for the rest of their lives.
It isn't just communism. It's any time people think that what's needed is a new set of people in charge, to wipe away the old and begin anew, to take power by any means necessary.
Like it or not this rickety system is what we've got. And I will not abide traitors to the constitution, and January 6th showed you what the Rslurs have become. (At least, if you aren't a boomer making excuses for the clear and obvious fascism.)
We are on the brink of catastrophe in this country because we can't get the boomers to shut up about the past.
- Solzhenitsyn: furry shit OUT
- Dw-Im-Here: mods ban
- Token: stunning: 0/10, brave: 0/10
- Arran: Permaban this creep
- AntiJannieAktion: SOMBODY BAN THIS FREAK
- luke: ^
- The_Homocracy: User created seethe. Request for banning denied. Cope faggots
- Elbonian_Nuclear_Engineer: I like to press the buttons. Don't let me visit an RBMK control room.
- BoomersPMCockPic: theres mayo on my sandwich (the rdrama is the sandwich)
- Szia_uram: trans erasure
- Wuzizname: Slut shaming Marsey is just a dick move.
- HepCardiB: Lewding Marsey
- furrybussyhunter: Discriminatory - only appeals to furstraggots
- TheOverSeether: Furry straggotry is haram.
- Account_109_: Haram
- mellokind: This motherfucker needs some serious therapy
- GoyimAreCattle1488: I will fucking find and kill you luke2. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THREAT.
- bussysundae: this is gold, still not looking at the image tho
Sorry peeps, as a medcel, I've been busy doing jackshit and couldn't take out the time to """""""draw""""""" so had to delay my second addition to marsey_rule34. Hope the wait was worth it!
This post was made possible thanks to my generous sponsors:
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@carpathianflorist : His loving and fatherly presence and his big and soft metaphorical hand on my shoulder guiding me through life.
If you want to see more (or want me to stop), you know what to do.
Kate Briquelet embodies every single thing wrong with journ*lism. Vapid, room temperature IQ, impossibly dumb fuck. From DB’s author bio -
Kate Briquelet is a senior reporter covering crime and corruption at The Daily Beast. She has appeared on Dateline, 48 Hours, and CNBC's American Greed.
- Inception: First post I've seen to get downvoted, can we mod this guy?
This political comic symbolizes the spiritual evils of capitalistic society. You can see the proletariat smiling happily as he drives away from his job at the Work Factory. This illustrates that he finds joy away from his employment, and even joy in the simple act of leaving his place of work for the day. He does not like to be at the Work Factory.
- carpathianflorist: Pinned by request 📌
- Bartholomew_1: Wasn't my request this time.
- onitsuka: go to heck 😡
- Wuzizname: Grindmaxx mods pls tag user as antiwork slacker slob
- mellokind: carpathianflorist is supposed to be reading A Memory of Light, but duty is light as a feather
- Peter_Griffin_XIV: Commie bullshit
- AuntyAbortion: Stupid gimmick account
(this is not original art)
- Gigavaccinator: Unrelated but can everyone check the moderation log 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you gentlemen, women and enbies enjoy these skilled and tasteful artworks
Without further ado, let me present:
Marsey and Marcus
Marsey with a Pupper
Fish-Shaped Popsicle Marsey
Urban Youth Marsey
And, my personal favorite and Rdrama 2021 Halloween Contest submission in the category of Cutest Costume,
Wow! Hope you guys had as much fun looking as I did drawing them!
Kindest regards to all, Arran
- JimieWhales: furry shit
- ePal: Rightoid furry 🤮
- BBQenjoyer: ban evasion & nsfw without censor
- idio3: Ban evasion is actively encouraged. Learn dramalore or something.
- Kellere31: Allah will smite you heathens one day
- Arran: Vaccine misinformation
- FunkyDuffy: y my pp get hard?
- BernieSanders: hoes mad x24
- short_privilege: Marseys are for headpats and feed snacks, not for lewds
- LSU_Coonass: unironically ban this degeneracy
- AlecOzzyHillPitas: FURRIES OUTOUTOUT
- RamRanchInvasionForce: heh, thought I hadn't switched off of my FA tab for a minute there
- Margaret_Thatcher: haram
- chiobu: gay
- poopdick: yiff in hell
- WhiteTears4Fears: yiff in heaven
- Aevann: yiff in purgatory
- Ruq: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. JUST NO.
- realDonaldTrump: haram
- dirigismo: I talked to God and he says you're all going to hell.
- Dahl_Fook: BASED AND CUCKPILLED
- BigSeethe: May Allah strike you down where you stand
- volcel: mayo nonsense
- Marco: /hmofa/ gang represent
- White_Knight: Kill luke
- DayOfTheRake: 🤮🤮🤮
- Cusek: Use the force to kys luke
Edit: Send dramacoins for more marsey_rule34 (or if you want me to stop)
Fuck ya let’s go grandma.
Downvoters get banned
I thought I posted this this morning but it looks like autocorrect went crazy and typed random sentences instead lol oops
- carpathianflorist: Pinned by request 📌
Drama? Drama???? Where’s the drama???????
- MarseyIsMyWaifu: Lewd, lascivious and morally degenerate content not marked as NSFW
- Account_109_: Sorry man this is haram, it needs to be removed
- mellokind: Disrepectful
- my_wifes_penis: let marsey out wtf
- Deleted_User: This is BULLSHIT
- JannyStomper: Sick fuck animal abuse, this kid needs putting down with a sledgehammer
- Sir_tonberry: This is despicable
- Cusek: Put me in the screenshot. Also there's flies everywhere, fuck you.
- FirecatShill: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
- Jew: hot af
- Aevann: why
- TheOverSeether: Absolutely haram.
- wangpangthankyoumaam: MAY ALLAH GIVE YOU THE MERCY OF HIS SWORD
- TariqNasheed: Why would you make this 🥸
- King_of_the_Retards: I like the cat. She deserves better
Inspired by @UraniumDonGER cute marsey 😍 , i made my own.
Here it is, MarseyCumjar! i hope you enjoy it
EDIT: heres another version
- unlucky: Let me in, let me innnnnnnn
- TedKaczynski: Masterlawlz full body pic enclosed within!
- HamSyde: Let me in pls
- NeedForSneed: Reeeeeeee I'm blocked let me I
- Paulo: this is genocide
- PercevalRedfort: This is lurker erasure
- Chapose: Did you remove my report??? 😡
- Koreantourist: Lurking is brave and heckin valid
- Shroomjak: Fake and gay
- Greg: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- jeb2024: Let me in LET ME IN
- Bussylover: Help LLM achieve xir goals of being a jannie by signing this petition https://chng.it/wDrgtknb9X
- polished_bussy: This will be terrible for the Dramacoin economy
- duck: you have to be this tall to moderate rdrama
- PhoneposterAlt17: PEDOPHILE RIGHTS
- luke: Have you tried estrogen?
- diov2: lol he can't even reach the windex
- bardfinn_fan: FUCK OFF LLM
I’ve put in my work. Brought the drama. I want a j-slur position here. It would be good for dramacoin too ☺️