- oppie : First and foremost, God*
- DickButtKiss : Split the difference and get sucked off instead !fellas
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for some reason i loaded up on credits this semester and now i have to pay the consequences. i have literally no time for anything, ive just been doing assignment after assignment. so i have no time to shitpost on rdrama.
BUT the pros of being back at college, last night i stayed up late working with this girl on hw, she has been dropping not-subtle-at-all hints saying that she thought i was hot, well last night she finally just said that she would frick me she is quite attractive and i wouldn't mind, but im worried about how this might affect my relationship between us and me and my bf. so the question is should i or should i not?
also before anyone comments, she is bisexual. in fact one of the "hints" she dropped was that when i was feeling dysphoric, she told me that she saw me as a WOMAN, more specifically a HOT WOMAN. But i need to figure out how to bring this up to my bf. Another issue is, when the frick will i find the time for this...
- GlowieKong : Marseyphobia, Marseymisia, and maybe even some Marseyphilia, jury's still out on that one.
- 676974 : Marseyphobia, Total Carp Death NOW!
- 89wc : #factcheck
- Elements : BAYZED
- Salamander : frick you
- searcher : deflector bait
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ZombieWolf
: Zombie Wolf approved post
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not_a_raccoon
: Ban the cat hater
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What the frick is the point of owning a cat
Ah haha you're so cute for the 40 minutes a day when you're simultaneously awake and in my line of sight and I bet you're even cuter during the other 6 hours you're awake awww π₯°
They literally exist (outside of farms) entirely to serve as surrogate children for women or to take pictures of to pretend to bond with other childless women over the internet
There is no reason for a moid to own a cat at all and crossdressing would be less feminine behavior and offer far more entertainment
Your cats are stupid and boring and serve no purpose and you should feel bad about yourself.
Cope below β¬οΈ
- JohnDevereaux : Prostitution
- DeforesterCarpathian : noob
- Nulls_cum_tribute : whore who doesn't like killing literal carps with rocks during fishing trips
- free_palestine : upmarsey the post βοΈ slaves βοΈ
- AutisticOnTheStreets : Should have entered the h/kappa tournament then I'd have bought a season pass
- DickButtKiss : Kick rocks ho
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Guzzy
: this whore has me blocked and i don't know why
she's a meanie and probably uggo
- USCENTCOM : Unblock me so I can simp
- lmaofoifao : WE"RE NOT SLAVES
- Downie : Slavery is abolished in the EU, report this woman to Polish authorities
- 2DBussy : jannies will go "rightoids destroy the site" and let every unhinged whore spam their garbo for kitty
- smolchickentenders : Attentionmaxxing whore
- BernieSanders : literally who
- Shill : hat
- BussydoFollower : Do it
- CheesyBread : It only lets me upmarsey/downmarsey, sorry friend
- forgor : Lose weight first fatass
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RWBY
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i need coins, if you could gift me everything you have that would also be appreciated
everybody who doesn't upmarsey this post will be in my suicide note, that means if this post doesn't get 25000 upmarseys my suicide note will be miles long and kill dozens of trees from the paper that needs to be made for it
also ask me anything i guess !cuteandvalid !metashit
i will upmarsey anybody who replies as well thank you thank you
- STAN_ARTMS : /h/furry
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Gotchfutchian
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- Rane : furry erp
- DooDooKong : ^ this nibba likes blocky hamds and feet
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No s*x or nudity, and you can just ignore me except when you're feeding me.
Thx.
- johnnypoop : Least horny homosexual post
- KILL_EVERYONE : literal turds DO NOT OPEN
- Lv73_Slime : gay shit
- Healthy : Not opening that thread but let me guess, at least one american has drawn comparison to BBC?
- Shill : cute twink
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FoidBlaster
: I didn't open, b-word.
- soapysoapy : if i don't win i'm going to shit all your pants
- kaamrev : Degeneracy
- MISANDRY : Adolf Hitler if you can hear me - hit this guy's house with an asteroid
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TheOverSeether
: A cute twink having a scat fetish???
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I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).
The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).
&If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.
PRIZES
Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.
Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB
A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.
All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.
All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:
VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST
xoxo
- Gotchfutchian : warning: peepeeshill 'tism longpost
- Arkham_Knight : ITT seething rightoids
- Spysix_Amostnamash : ITT coping leftoids
- MoidAppreciator : ITT centerist grilling
- Impassionata3 : EVERYBODY IS SHOUTING
- rDramaHistorian : Vote Republican
- fujoshi : ITT me shidding and cumming
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : King shit
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Many of you might have noticed a fairly standard rightoid tactic when backed into a corner, confronted with a tough reality is to simply declare "both sides" or something similar, without ever actually presenting those examples. When they do present them almost invariably they are wildly disparate events with no connection to each other.
This might seem like random rightoid coping, but it's actually an engineered response woven into the fabric of American society by conservatives.
The cons understand a few truths dems do not:
A) Americans love the perception of being politically independent.
B) Americans are fricking r-slurred.
"But both sides" serves a few important roles.
it allows idiots to elevate themselves and feel special by creating the illusion of independent thought.
it allows republicans to get away with the
Indefensible because the idiots from 1) will never apply any deep thought to these events.
it removes the need for substantive discussion at all. It allows the poorly informed to engage in performative political discussion in which everything is the exact same, and therefore the consequences of their political ignorance no longer exist.
"But both sides" has been carefully cultivated by conservative politicians. It's the perfect weapon, second only to "voting doesn't matter" which is heavily aided by both siderism.
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The Whale - TLC show but moody
The Flordia Project - TLC show but tropical
This shit sucks. Have A24 made anything of the same quality of everything everywhere?
- ReeTardyOswald : op is a cute twink
- FamilyGuyShill : porn = funny
- Abraxas_Adonai : Ewwww queer
- ThePhantomBussy : Gay - not a complaint. Just a statement.
- Lv73_Slime : Not gay enough
- MerrySwishmas : it's gay porn
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Can I have some dramacoin please
- DeforesterCarpathian : p-dophile
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MayflyAlt-98
: >2 saved
- gmensing : Sissy enjoyers are only gay by necessity.
- Pog : Gonna have me breaking my nnnnnnnn pledge
- Maximus : horse
- Shill : hat
- johnnypoop : Shoes
- boogiecat : acidic
- Gotchfutchian : >westoid artist
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ReeTardyOswald
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- Spysix_Amostnamash : You only love cartoon sissies because they're drawn with female calves.
- FamilyGuyShill : porn = funny
- Grue : unmarked 18+ content
- J : Weeb nonsense. Do not engage
- aydyn : literal and unironic p8do
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ReeTardyOswald
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Healthy
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Post your favorite petite women ITT, 2D welcome 3D tolerated
EDIT: an hour later of making this post my boss called me into his office and told me the company is downsizing and I am getting booted. I think God is punishing me for making this thread
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Ideas? I say we doxx him and then show up at his place with cacti to repeatedly shove up his butt
- Bartendercel : Musical Blasphemy
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Continuing our daily SCENECORE series, today we are showcasing REBZYYX
He(?) has a lot of really good tracks so you can expect to see him again in the coming days
- FrozenChosen : Man with gynocomastica
- Vv : this is gross. this is bad and you should feel bad for posting it
- smolchickentenders : Pepperoni nippled fattie
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Wrote rdrama on my tits, @A wheres my 50k marseybux? !nooticers
EVERYONE POST TITS OR GTFO, THERE IS NO EXCUSE
- paparia : treason
- breakcore : give him to wpd
- losers_for_trans_rights : keep yourself safe cute twink
- BussyBoy : frick you.
- ultimateredditor : stop trying to make tabby happen, tabby will never happen
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Like all of you, I love Marsey. He's such a cute little monster! He's adorned our pages through thick and thin, summer and winter. Marsey has had a good run, and it's time for something fresh!
^^^^^^^ Look at how cool he is! ^^^^^^
I've brought something to the table which is cuter, COOLER, kinder, more lean, more mean, and overall has more street cred than our previous esteemed fluffy furline. But don't worry, I've kept all your favourite Marsey features, including the colours and striped pattern we all know and love.
Meet Tabby!
My present to the rdrama community, gift wrapped and just waiting to be cuddled.
I took cues and inspiration from the artists at Reddit who developed snoo, and also to give him a more modern look. Tabby is a nicer more cat-like name too I hope you agree! I understand that many of you have put a lot of hard work into creating Marsey emojis. That's good! But we can start afresh. There's many tabby emojis that are itching to be created, but to save you some work, here are a few to start off with!
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Using a jew newspaper to prove that even the biased jewish chads have to admit what's happening.
Asking isn'treali devils who Jesus was.
@911roofer is not a christian. Leave the ping group you satanic witch cute twink fricker or I will kill your family in minecraft.
Jews killed Jesus. You support jews you aren't Christian. Simple as that.
Wedding parable read it to understand why God chose the gentiles after the Jews betrayed him.
- ponyblaze : anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anime anim
- Shill : hat
- of_blood_and_salt : cute kitten, must watch
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Adorbs
- Goku : Its gay porn
- Missingno : BIPOCsexuals
- bogged : +18
- FamilyGuyShill : porn = funny
- Bookers : Gay
- ACA : fluffy
- lmaofoifao : this feels illegal and wrong
- plsnodoxerino : gay + s*x = comedy. keep yourself safe strag.
- Lv999_Lich_King : horse shoe update when?
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his posts suck and we'd lose nothing from banning him.
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I'll be upfront in stating I have 0 expectations of anybody getting this correct.
Patient presents with right ulnar pain and leaves with a diagnosis of neuropathy and acute leukemia. What transpired to get to this point?
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He doesn't contribute anything, he seriousposts r-slurred rightwing shit, and his gimmick is r-slurred even for reddit level shit.
I'm so fricking tired of it.
- Arran : attention seeking NlGGER
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The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp
razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white
and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.
Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.
- ChristoffWChanderson : This user is not a doctor
- SexyFartMan69 : Do NOT let him touch your genitals
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I can literally do all of my work from anywhere and they're telling me to be in the office. Fricking wish I retired and did this favor during covid because then I could've just done it while taking a shit given it takes just reading stuff. Now they want me to be present when my only plans for the week involve being a disgusting fatty degenerate.
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I have also upmarseyd one (1) good post and one (1) good comment.
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Seriously how did nobody get that it was AMLM3 or APL. literally specified promyelocytes and a capital M so it's just a given at that point it's an AML sub classification. Without even knowing that, I mentioned that I was called in to biopsy the patient and we only do that for high risk patients so that should narrow it down to a dozen Dx's.
- Snappy : R-slur
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It's all cool and shit but he misses a tiny detail
The important places are under Russian control so by this guy logic Ukraine needs to push Russia out and now that's impossible
Only Redditors can create fantasies about Russian running away from Crimea.
Even Zelenskyy is not delusional about capturing Donbas and was aiming at Crimea (also stupid idea since Russia just will use nukes to protect this). Donetsk is like giga fortress at this point it's like mega Avdiivka and it took Russian over 100k soldiers to take it so to take Donetsk Ukraine would need millions soldiers and it just ain't going to happen