Didnt watch anything new this week either. Last season was kinda whack, not much I wanna see, and the stuff I wanted to see turned out mid. Hope this season will be better.

!anime

@Kongvann pin pls

Here’s my view:

I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life.

We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever.

So I say bring him back.

If he’s a bad dude or a terrible member of… https://t.co/OgG6Z3hKPE

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 7, 2025

Context https://archive.is/1nlJ0

If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal.

If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal.

Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 9, 2025

Burgers have an extremely r-slurred political system. If a PM in Canada actually tried the Burger "Ignore the courts", the House of Commons would force a non confidence vote, and they would likely lose it.

What's the point of the judiciary if one of the President's goons says "The President said so"?

MAGA cultists should be forced to pay a 300% tariff on everything.

Nothing says 'I'm not an antisemite' like spouting Holocaust revisionism completely unprompted.

I think she thougth me saying 'Ashkenazi' was a reference to Nazis because she doesn't know that that's how it's actually spelled.

She also believes that Trump is Jewish because only jews are allowed to wear a kippah

!jidf

!antibharatiya

I was just going to leave the thread blank for two reasons:

1) Since the film is so in love with cutesy little meta-metacommentary it seemed appropriate because

2) I felt absolutely nothing for this movie,

however that's too subtle, so like Cabin in the Woods itself I will now belabor the point long past anyone's ability to care.

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this. It wasn't offensively bad or anything a la Black Swan, it isn't good-bad like Chopping Mall, it's not just plain old serviceable and therefore solid in its decency like The Omen, and it certainly isn't good. And it's like it was written to preemptively shield itself from criticism.

I could call it formulaic. The defense would be that of course it's formulaic, that's the point of the movie haha they even named the generic slasher archetypes at the end, the formulaicism is part of the joke.

I could call it uninspired. The defense would similarly be that of course it's uninspired, there's a Cube-style room of rooms with all the monsters from everything, it's all deliberately derivative and referential.

I could call it not scary. The defense would again similarly be that this is also intentional, look how it's also billed as a comedy. Nevermind that it's not funny either, because it's also billed as a horror.

The plain and simple of it is that it is formulaic, and this goes for the meta-meta narrative as well. Yes the silly organization's point is to enact the contrived ritual that plays out with horror movie tropes because it's supposed to, that's not whats formulaic about it. It can be argued that every beat up to the descent into the facility is formulaic by design, but once they're through that door that excuse falls flat.

The plain and simple of it is that it is uninspired. One of the technicians remarks early on that they're allowed to cheat to make things play out as needed as much as they want. Later we see that security personnel gunning down the sacrifices meets the requirements—there's no reason not to lead with that and just shoot the whore first. Or to bomb the cabin after shooting the whore. Or literally anything else. The overarching narrative cannot be flimsy because the arguably intentionally shitty internal narrative is wink-wink-shitty to allow room for that larger one. The overall story is just there as an excuse to make 8104 different references (HAHA THE WHITEBOARD TALKS ABOUT THE R*PE TREES FROM EVIL DESD LOL) and give 3 second cameos to creatures from other movies. The facility and organization itself is just a Cube Zero knockoff anyway.

The plain and simple of it is that it is neither scary nor funny. There are no stakes even with the apocalypse on the horizon and then actualizing to end the film. Everyone is boring and sucks. Literally Shaggy from scooby doo as the lead can't go any other way. The humor predates it by several years but it all smacks of that atrocious Rian Johnson Star Wars movie with the yo momma joke; it's quip "comedy" without the quips but the exact same degree of unwarranted and omnipresent self-satisfaction.

This is, however, a lot more negativity than Cabin in the Woods strictly deserves. I don't feel any sort of profound loathing for it or anything, it did nothing to elicit any particular emotion that strong. It's a completely unremarkable hour and a half.

For a movie with such an incredibly promising cover and inexplicably golden critic reviews from the beforetimes when critics evaluated things by metrics other than how much gay s*x a film has in it, the only thing I feel in any notable sense is confusion as to how either of these things happened. That and I want to watch Hellraiser because cenobites are great even if they are bootleg and have 30 seconds of screentime in an utterly mid movie.

★★☆☆☆

!kino your thoughts?

cc @LainkeyKong as requested

!oldstrags ik it was one of you dinosaurs

ok, first of all, why tf aren't they just transparent from the get-go? why do I have to go in and manually remove the solid color smh

2econdly, why are FRICKING SPRITES NOT EVENLY SPACED

I can't go in an spit them because they just threw them in there with all different widths !!!

I had to manually keyframe the spritesheet to move around in blender bc that was easier than trying to split it into frames ong fr fr

and there's FRICKING dead space at the end of the line too so the programs that want X rows X columns don't work because it won't devide easily because the guy thought he was clever inserting some ancient butt long forgotten meme

theres no frame of reference you have to pick a point to hold still and that's I assume how we end up with this:

YALL GONE STOP TELLING ME TAYLOR SWITCH IS JEWISH THIS JEWISH LADY IS CLEARLY NOT JEWISH pic.twitter.com/lHAAredbAc

— ye (@kanyewest) February 9, 2025

!tmz

!nooticers

@jesus

A diaper/baby fur v-tuber (Twitch partnered, btw!) had a little melty because he kept getting less and less viewers on his super entertaining streams. He got all depressed because his true friends weren't even there and his jannies abandoned him. His dreams of being a singing/video gaming diaper tiger cub icon were seemingly circling the drain!

In his lowest point, he encouraged his viewers to treat him like a lowly CIA neighbor

If you’re thinking of running for office, I’d love to chat with you.

Check out three months of data—@AntiWuCoalition delivers real engagement, not just impressions. Unlike traditional digital ads that get ignored, my audience actively engages.

Spend your political ad budget… pic.twitter.com/6MAixhUzex

— Bostonians Against Mayor Wu (@AntiWuCoalition) February 8, 2025

!metashit

If you're thinking of running for office, I'd love to chat with you.

Check out three months of data—@AntiWuCoalition delivers real engagement, not just impressions. Unlike traditional digital ads that get ignored, my audience actively engages.

Spend your political ad budget wisely—reach out with what you need, and let's get your message seen, shared, and talked about.

OH MY GOD????? pic.twitter.com/RJIHiHcan2

— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐈. (@SEXYLIKESELENUR) February 3, 2025

Drugs or Lyme?

Also, on his IG page, he wrote that ppl had suggested he looked like he was "on meth" but "they failed to realize he’s been diagnosed with Lyme disease, not only that but had a serious case of chronic mono as well as diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Could just be sick.

— HollyPop 🫶🏼 (@msholly_baby) February 5, 2025

Also these:

HOLD ON NIEEE!?- pic.twitter.com/eyPymrb0wd

— Ichigo Neighborsake (@SomaKazima) February 3, 2025

Olivia Rodrigo is the new Selina Gomez:

olivia rodrigo pic.twitter.com/1Q9JuuGagt

— kiara (@oliviamysavior) February 3, 2025

FLEXIN:

!tmz

!fashion

@jesus

Chat, is this real? Going to get this book and give it a try tbqh.

Found a free copy

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a heck.

Legendary: Tom Brady is wearing a $800K Jacob & Co Yellow Saphire Caviar Tourbillon watch.

🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/CQEMV0v00T

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 9, 2025

“TAKE OUT MORE BUCCAL FAT!!!”
“Captain, the face she cannae give us anymore!”
“TAKE MORE!!!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/ZILouwYx9k

— The Universal Nephew (@YoungerPope) February 10, 2025

!fashion rate my fit

Update 1:

I received a direct message via Reddit from someone holding the position "tech lead for Add-ons at Mozzarella". I will otherwise keep them anonymous. A quick google search of that position does not reveal their name. The individual does have an @mozzarella.com email address.

The individual in question invited me to provide troubleshooting information/Firef*x logs, to which I happily obliged. I will post any updates by appending this comment.

As an additional note, some commenters are suggesting using cowtools such as Revo Uninstaller or checking my registry. I am not a Windows user so this is not applicable.

Is this the answer? Mozzarella Furryfox will sync two daily drivers to info from two weeks ago?? (Probably not lmfao)

https://old.reddit.com/r/firef*x/comments/1iiagzr/removed_honey_after_the_controversy_this_morning/

Don't be a lameass Furryfox user, be brave! The browser that puts you first | Brave

!chasers

hope her titties are full of baja blast

pic.twitter.com/6w0ZKm0iHc

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025