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There's a hundred versions of this attack in the replies as per usual every time this subject comes up. Let's unpack.

What the name actually refers to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(person)#:~:text=A%20prickly%20pear%20cactus%2C%20which,a%20sweet%20and%20soft%20interior.

The Sabra character predates the Lebanese Christian militia chimpout:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646gCpfhf-goqClvg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646zOzsB3OhUp2Y5g.webp

So much for that nonsense

:#marseynorm: :#marseynorm:

I can't believe I just defended Disney, kill me now

:#marseybackingintobush:

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Celina 52 Diner is a fake business/troll page that posts all sorts of AI-generated images with the hope of baiting normies. They are very good at it and sometimes catch a whopper in the form of a :marseygigaretard: as they have done with Michael.

How it started:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211205doa8H9Se7F-gzA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206FIQrPklvMr5eNg.webp

The aftermath:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17392112068yR52qAnP_QVVA.webp

Comments from the original post with the raw chicken:

1. :marseytroll: "I'm deleting negative comments, this is getting rediculous"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206alz6kCYaH-pTqw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211206EII1mHrrv_YHTw.webp

2. :marseyderp: People in on the fun

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207G_L7c45omVqmbA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207oLze0uiQGX8G3Q.webp

Comments from the Michael Hayes post:

1. :marseytroll: "someone sent us his workplace, we contacted them"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207LnJtc6QDtYrv5Q.webp

Somehow still catching :marseygigaretard:

2. :marseywomanmoment2: "your chicken is clearly RAW!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17392112072TxiJlfifaJnAw.webp

lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211207lPA6vbsvlWTD_Q.webp

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r/apple seethes over the Gulf of America

					
					

Jannies shut it down before anything could could get really good but there's quite a few sour apples freaking out.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739350895qQFx5KtA7XyDHw.webp

I wanted to reply so hard on this guy mentioning Mt. McKinley but alas.

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Very amusing foid moment on the TL today.

My wife(F42)(Emily) and I(M42) have been together since freshman year, [...]

Last night when I arrived home from an exhausting shift, Emily sat me down and told me we had to talk, she proceeded to tell me how she's a lesbian, that she's known since college, and that she's gone with multiple dates with many women over our entire marriage.

:mjlo#l:

She justified herself, saying that her family would've never accepted her and that she never actually cheated on me because she was being her true self with the women she slept with

>:marseyfoidretard: It wasn't cheating because I've been lying to you for 20 years(?)

and to end it all she wanted us to have a lavender marriage so she cold be herself while her parents thought she was a straight woman

>:marseyfoidretard: anyway can you continue to financially support me please :marseyflirt: otherwise I'd have to take accountability

I'm not happy for her, or proud or anything like that, if anything I feel pure rage towards her.

:marseydoi#t: you know what to do

By the way, this is the :snipsnip: moid's fault but you're not ready for that conversation :marseynails:

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Elon MusKKK CANCELED from KSP mod for being a FRICKING Nazi
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-12 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘The current state of this country has me panicking. I'm having pani.../r/confession (11M)60%13453
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘AITAH for refusing to split rent evenly with my girlfriend after sh.../r/AITAH (3M)54%1190
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I'm that one who decided to stay with my cheating wife... with cond.../r/TrueOffMyChest (3M)59%1257
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone else think AI is overrated, and public fear is overblown?/r/ArtificialInteligence (2M)52%317
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Lift malfunction/r/Unexpected (12M)64%417
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Trudeau is finally talking about the "crushing U.S. tariffs." But e.../r/XGramatikInsights (129K)47%264

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she ha.../r/altmpls (9K)47%218
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Elizabeth Warren just ASSAULTED me on camera for asking her WHY she.../r/UsaNewsLive (3K)48%57
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Hot take: a lot of y'all are overreacting to the so-called PDF alle.../r/AMBERLYNN_Snark (13K)59%205
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Mal/Kendrick/r/RoryAndMalPodcast (12K)50%124
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘This is why Sonic 3 was so good, took inspiration from the best mov.../r/SnyderCut (21K)52%196
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘I really hate when socialists do the "markets need infinite growth!.../r/economicsmemes (33K)47%185

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Late Dinner :marseycomfy:

Bacon egg sandwich with extra bacon :marseybeandrool:

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 13 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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The South shall Rise again :marseysaluteconfederacy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564Mqf_KjD_ZWKPoA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271564ftvpQF6wKmYLGQ.webp

:#platysalute:

Oh well. It'll trigger reddit BLM types anyway.

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Anon's family is well known at the local pizza joint
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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits.

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

They are not our friends anymore, any of them. FAFO and find safety elsewhere (-44)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

You dont have friends with the US.And neither should any country.We are passed that point. (-42)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

While I can appreciate the emotion, lashing out at people who support us (even if it's a token effort), isn't going to help. I'm extremely angry myself, but it's important we don't become like Trump and alienate those who would be our friends. (416)

non of them are our friends. (-34)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

What do I think people should have done? Voted. It is a bit late now but the USA should stop threatening my country.What is wrong about the following facts? About 64 % (63.9 %) of eligible voters cared to vote at all. Of all eligible voters, ~31 % voted for Harris, and ~32 % voted for the current administration. (sub-0.5 % of votes went to a few other candidates respectively). Since ~36 % of everybody who could vote did not do so, non-voters are your biggest voting block. ~67 % did not vote against this bullshit which is actually slightly higher than the 2/3 I wrote before.Don't school me when your country fricked up. My country's democracy is stronger than yours have ever been, with all due respect. We are horrified, scared, and sick, being threatened by the USA. I am right, you are wrong. Read my statement again and tell me what is incorrect with (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Before all of this, how did you feel about America/Americans? Were we already bad? I'm well aware that things are terrible for most of us, but blaming every American alive who is of voting age is a little over the top. I say this with all respect. I know you're upset, and I am too. But I can't just go out and protest when I have a job to work to support myself. Not everyone has that luxury. We can talk about it all we want, but I can't convince a MAGA supporter to change sides. I vote the way I do to support my community, but it's only so much. I've been outnumbered for years. I can't just teach uneducated people on why they shouldn't have voted the way they have. What can people like I do? I'm already expressive, I'm not able to protest, but I'm expected to grab arms and fight the government? I don't own a gun and have never even held one. I see so much hate from Canada (which I understand) but it's just not aimed at the right place. That's the problem America is having, in my opin... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

2/3 of Americans did not vote against this bullshit. The trust is simply lost and over in my country (not Canada) I just feel that the USA can get lost. Fix your shit but do not threaten my country (you did, not you personally but you get it). (1)

2/3s???? Please get your facts straight before you write about the U.S. What do you think people should do when the richest man in the world spends 300,000,000 to rig the election with his starlink technology? Rich gun manufactures have flooded the country with guns, rich media has brainwashed many with hate. This is not about people simply voting. Voting no longer works here this is about greed. Greed won and Trump is just a tool along for the ride to get richer, the U.S. is for sale. Check your own country and beware, the destruction of democracy in our country should be a warning to all the world. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere. Everyone that can IS fighting back in their own way but I am losing hope. Greed kills everything. This has been a long unstoppable slow coup where the wealthy, religion, racist took over the government piece by piece coming together in a perfect storm. There are movements of civil war, movements of succession in blue states, the... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Nick42284

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🔘

Number of comments: 7

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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R-slurred ConsumeProduct user pays Kanye West $20 plus shipping for a white T-shirt with a picture of a swastika on it. :chadb!lack: :soyjak!wow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211233WdmLFrDPxCYrOA.webp

They're still Redditors lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211233aBL-BeW9KGKJ7A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211233glrroThA0V1GIA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211233bnj5Mr7bKD13DQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739211233NfyJ3IQGQMu9jg.webp

Also I'm not sure if anyone posted this on here, but Kanye paid millions for a Super Bowl ad in the LA market where he was shilling his clothing brand, and the only item they sell is the swastika shirt. :marseylaughwith:

https://yeezy.com/

@Kongvann i found some chud nonsense

!chuds !nonchuds

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SERENA!

:marseyfluffy: :marseybow: :marseyhearts:

!animalposters !cats

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Other stuff I guess

He hardcoded API tokens
  • Implemented .env file with dotenv
Logs growing too large
  • Configured log rotation, and a cap on log size, etc
API failures & retries
  • Increased timeout and added retry logic
Database locking issues
  • Optimized database queries for better concurrency
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woman_posting_picture_to_reddit.webp

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739371994RxCLY2wiHyeqcg.webp

check out this picture of me, a mid white woman, with the "game" I made barely visible in the background

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Faux News drama in the comments

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1imit4g/trump_instructs_treasury_to_halt_penny_production/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im9gpd/trump_orders_treasury_to_halt_minting_new_pennies/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im972o/trump_takes_aim_at_wasteful_government_spending/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im6dei/trump_directs_treasury_secretary_scott_bessent_to/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1im4m7z/trump_orders_treasury_secretary_to_stop_minting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ilxn7n/trump_orders_treasury_secretary_to_stop_minting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ilxi38/trump_says_he_has_directed_us_treasury_to_stop/

:marseybluecheck:

:marseymagahat!:

https://scored.co/p/19AKhfFazc/getting-rid-of-the-penny-introdu/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKhfFK8v/trump-orders-an-end-to-the-penny/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKd8oBf6/make-no-cents-trump-orders-end-t/c

https://scored.co/p/19AKd7gc9m/for-far-too-long-the-united-stat/c

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/25412503?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.ca/post/38873950

https://lemmy.world/post/25409964?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/25378488?scrollToComments=true

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42996537

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she clarifies later down that he didn't actually say he loved her, just "things that felt like I love you"

:#marseywomanmoment:

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[🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘] Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

As someone who knows Trump supporters and voters they likely didn't expect him to become this extreme. But considering how weak of a candidate Kamala was I'm not really surprised people over looks all his issues and voted for him anyway.Darn yall really thought I agreed with this mindset, I guess I do have to put /s for everything (16)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

My line is if his kids start getting millions from Russia, China, and Ukraine. (27)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

The American people are incredibly tolerant. But touch their egg or gas prices, then you're fired. Trump will lose all support if he tries to implement his tariff regime. (5)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Okay I'll bite. To many people trump is an outsider. He is not a part of the political machine that has done absolutely nothing for everyday people. When he first ran, of course all the dirt was brought to the surface. He was literally road blocked at every stop. He couldn't get anything done because of all the dems and republicans trying to make him look bad instead of trying to work with him. You had career politicians calling him out for things he did or said. People looked at that like it was a deflection to make him look bad, which it did. But in reality there are so many skeezy things many of them (career politicians) have done as well. Bill was banging an intern in the oval office. Bush sent us into a war that was a complete disaster over fake intel. The Clintons are sketchy af. You had Biden embarrassing us by the disaster in Afghanistan. Hunter Biden and the lab top. Riots in the streets during Obama, who was a black president over racial issues/tension. Pelosi and her insi... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I'm neither pro Trump or anti Trump just to clarify before my question. I personally don't give a shit who the president is or isn't. I am curious though, why tf is everyone so stuck on dumb shit with Trump? The riots, sure I get it, but those were full grown butt adults choosing to riot. The hush money to the pornstar, again who gives a shit. That chick literally sells her body to the highest bidder that wants to film it. Her priorities and self worth are near zero already.Women get so stuck on how Trump is with women. I 100% agree it is terrible and no woman should be treated like that ever. But on the flip side, how he treats them is exactly how every other businessman at his level treats women, yet Trump is the entire problem? What about every other man in a position of power doing way worse?Every jackass across America rides Trumps butt like it's going out of style. Focusing on the stupidest shit when their hometown is filled with homelessness, crime rates going up, a whole ... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

my question is how much does the left have to lie and fear monger u until u finally realize u guys have been deceived this whole time lol like yall are trained to say "jan 6th bad" when trump asked for peaceful protest and also requested security from the dems several times, and were denied the security from the dems like nancy pelosi. but everything is still somehow trumps fault. but all the BLM riots that destroyed hundreds of businesses and killed many are okay at the same time? like it's just baffling to me how everything is blamed as "trump bad" and yall just run with it. doesn't matter what happens. biden ruins the economy and somehow it's trumps fault. before the election prices were apparently fine, after the election it's trumps fault prices are terrible. DOGE exposes money laundering USAID was doing and funding terrorist organizations and somehow trump bad. biden mandated vaccines and thousands fired from jobs if they denied them, and closed a pipeline also ending thousand... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/No_Passion_9819

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 5

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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After much pissing,pooping and crying Tulsi is now the DNI
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:#ambulanc!e::#marseyrevolutiongenocide:

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https://media.tenor.com/_GqsWf68xesAAAAx/fire-angela-bassett.webp

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The dirtbag left, whatever happened there

					
					

Really elucidating (and depressing) read, Matt Christman's fate really is a fitting metaphor for the dirtbag left. The movement ultimately went nowhere with all its personalities either fading into obscurity or chudding out like A+D, forever trapped in the mind prison of "what if Bernie got elected?"

The landlord stuff is especially depressing, it's pretty clear by now that leftism correlates heavily with personal and financial administrative incompetence, but the fact that these people make six figures a month and are still renting + faux seething about their landlord (clearly for their loser audience) in their 30s really boggles the mind.

I think in the end the dirtbag left, with it's airs of cold cynicism, realpolitik and class analysis will be remembered as naive and unsophisticated.

Wanna specify with this I'm absolutely not making fun of/gloating about Matt Christman here, I wouldn't wish anyone (especially with a family) to go through that.

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