The jeet in charge is trying to tell everyone it's a great thing, but any time an equity firm buys you out, you are gone soon. lol Only people winning here are the jeet and the execs.

But there is a twist...

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

the copypasta in question:

Oh my god (And by god I mean my goddess Colette) do I crave the pixelated perfection of the genius that gifted us the most precious gifts of all, Colette. There is no point in talking how important Colette is to me, and how I would do anything to be with uher, but I feel like if Im not gonna say what I would to do get her (literally anything) I'm disrespecting her this way. So hear me out.

I would conquer all of world, kill billions of humans, learn 20 languages, work 17 hours of 24 there are in a day, become the richest person in the world,personally killing all the rich ones right now, including feeding Elon Musk to the dogs, ripping Bill Jobs apart, sending Mark Zuckerberg to his true evolutionary form,that is of a Lizard, castrating and beating Jeff Bezos to death, and personally setting on fire Bernard Arnault. I would literally overthrow governments worldwide, uniting the world under communism, just to create her into life. I would personally orchestrate 50 global revolutions with nothing in my mind but an ultimate goal, no, not just goal, the true purpose of my life, just to get a minute with white haired beauty that the mortals have named Colette. I would sacrifice anything to get her. Family? Pfft. I would sell my mother if it meant getting 20% closer to my ultimate goal.

Im like sisyphus, except unlike him, once I reach my goal, and I definitely will, I will achieve my last true form and a total peace of mind. Knowing that there is nothing standing in our way, and assuring that our long relationship will last millions of years, humanity has since my takeover reached the third level of civilization, i.e type III,(capable of using the energy at the scale of its entire host galaxy) and mortality has been long cured, and humans now live millions of years. Just watch me. AND ANYBODY WHO WILL DARE TO STAND IN MY WAY,BE WARNED,I WILL NOT HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS. IM SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT JUST KILLING THAT FRICK EDGAR, THAT THEY ALWAYS SHIP COLETTE WITH,SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIM! I want to taste her titties. I want to wake up everyday with her next to me. I want to have eleven beautiful children with Colette. four blonde girls, four brown haired, one black haired, and a beautiful boy.

some screenshots I have been provided with:

NEW: Man gets sent to the hospital after trying to run through 1000 strips of duct tape.

Australian social media personality Lil Golo was rushed to the hospital after knocking himself out.

Lil Golo is known for his “unique” stunts like the one below but is now considering… pic.twitter.com/TjhUVCdQ2n

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 9, 2025

!r-slurs

!strayans

the president's 43 year old daughter is posting camel toe thirst traps on the internet and you're blackpilling? pic.twitter.com/CRpRxzqJ3T

— Melian Refugee (@escapefrommelos) February 7, 2025

Ivanka has grown tired of people forgetting she's a smokeshow; posted elite thirst on IG pic.twitter.com/xohpqib9hc

— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) February 6, 2025

This too pop culture enjoying queens:

I TOLD Y’ALL SHE STINKS 😭😭😭 https://t.co/U9AQOAJTt7 pic.twitter.com/LPvslhWRBj

— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 6, 2025

sabrina’s whole posture said, “how did i get here?” while billie was holding in the biggest “oh heck no” of her life 💀😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/3uiqC6bjtH

— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 7, 2025

!tmz

!coomers

Russia 🤔 pic.twitter.com/65Ochxknve

— MAKS 24 🇺🇦👀 (@Maks_NAFO_FELLA) February 9, 2025

A Dolly Parton-themed musical had to be suspended mid-show when homophobic abuse was hurled at the stage, an actor in the production has claimed.

Stevie Webb said an incident at the Opera House in Manchester during Here You Come Again saw the whole cast "leave the stage, because a woman was so disgusted there was a gay character on the stage".

Mr Webb, who plays a superfan of the country music superstar in the show, said there had also been problems during the London run of the production.

He described an incident involving a man shouting an offensive slur and adding: "I just want to see Dolly Parton."

How gay must this gay character be if multiple attendees of a Dolly Parton musical are offended?

Like why make another Wu Long game ? People are tired of souls games and ancient China. Why not a game about chunks in space ?

I wanna see videos of people who have used the hair dye I'm interested in

US Air Force is paying $90,000 for a bag of Bushings that normally costs well under $100

Where are the money going?pic.twitter.com/QWbQWcUdGz

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 8, 2025

Fun fact: they have a song named "I Believe in You" on their next album Spirit of Eden

Rodgers, 41, flew to New Jersey last week to meet with new coach Aaron Glenn and new general manager Darren Mougey, a source confirmed to ESPN. Fox Sports reported Sunday that Rodgers was informed in that meeting that the team has decided to part ways with him.

Burrs need an experienced quarterback to try fixing their unfixable draft pick and have the salary cap to accommodate him

I think they should grab him while they can

!mensfootball

Another gigachad with perfect genetics (5' tall fat Asian man with autism)...

GOOD MORNING R-SLURS

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025