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Sandkwinn doxx.

!ummah

@sandkwinn

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Anyone else sick of Sabrina Carpenter yet?

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me? :marseyeyeroll:

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time :iseewhatyoudidthere:

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

https://media.tenor.com/ETu__9EhgV4AAAAx/bill-and.webp

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

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The jeet in charge is trying to tell everyone it's a great thing, but any time an equity firm buys you out, you are gone soon. lol Only people winning here are the jeet and the execs.

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Todd Howard DNGAF and he never did
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:marseyxdorbit: :marseysnappynraged:

!burgers !dramatards

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yesterday i had a gender dysphoria attack

was looking in a mirror half asleep. god knows what got into me and i placed a towel under my shirt to resemble boobs. got an instant boner

https://media.tenor.com/2wfhGa6o4ZYAAAAx/always-sunny-frank.webp

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Football Manager 25 cancelled
A Message from Sports Interactive, An Update on Football Manager 25

Sports Interactive regret to inform that, following extensive internal discussion and careful consideration with SEGA, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Football Manager 25 and shift our focus to the next release.

For the large numbers of you who pre-ordered FM25, we thank you enormously for your trust and support – we're very sorry to have let you down. Please see the FAQs below on obtaining your refund.

Development Update: Football Manager 25

We know this will come as a huge disappointment, especially given that the release date has already moved twice, and you have been eagerly anticipating the first gameplay reveal. We can only apologise for the time it has taken to communicate this decision. Due to stakeholder compliance, including legal and financial regulations, today was the earliest date that we could issue this statement.

We have always prided ourselves on delivering the best value for money games that bring you countless hours of enjoyment, that feel worth every moment and every penny you spend. With the launch of FM25 we set out to create the biggest technical and visual advancement in the series for a generation, laying the building blocks for a new era.

Due to a variety of challenges that we've been open about to date, and many more unforeseen, we currently haven't achieved what we set out to do in enough areas of the game, despite the phenomenal efforts of our team. Each decision to delay the release was made with the aim of getting the game closer to the desired level but, as we approached critical milestones at the turn of the year, it became unmistakably clear that we would not achieve the standard required, even with the adjusted timeline.

Whilst many areas of the game have hit our targets, the overarching player experience and interface is not where we need it to be. As extensive evaluation has demonstrated, including consumer playtesting, we have clear validation for the new direction of the game and are getting close – however, we're too far away from the standards you deserve.

We could have pressed on, released FM25 in its current state, and fixed things down the line - but that's not the right thing to do. We were also unwilling to go beyond a March release as it would be too late in the football season to expect players to then buy another game later in the year.

Through the cancellation, every effort is now focused on ensuring that our next release achieves our goal and hits the quality level we all expect. We will update you on how we are progressing with that as soon as we are able to do so.

Thank you for reading, your patience and your continued support. Our full focus now returns to creating a new era for Football Manager.

Sports Interactive

Must be pretty broken to have to cancel the game entirely.

!football

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Rare :marseytrain2: self awareness

					
					
					
	

				
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:blackwomanspeaking: We're losing our civil rights :chudsmugtalking: Which ones? :blackwomanspeaking: SHUT UP BIGOT

					
					
					
	

				
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https://media.tenor.com/CZiVPwCvGoYAAAAx/vin-diesel-fast-and-furious.webp

ŘСddΓ­tΠΎΕ™s must bΠ΅ nΠΎw uΔΌtΕ™Π° mΠ°d sΓ­nсС 3 wΠ΅Π΅ks Π°gΠΎ thΠ΅Ρƒ сļаímΠ΅d nΠΎ wΠ°Ρƒ Γ­ts Ε™Π΅Π°ΔΌ

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Sweetest Bois

It is difficult to juggle the domestic herd and the three quarantined girls at once. Sheila has completely re-bonded with her babies. The boys eat wet food with their sisters so they're bonded.

!animalposters !cats

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-07 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground./r/OptimistsUnite (215K)49%8256
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This isn't political. I don't think trans-women or trans-girls shou.../r/self (2M)61%5416
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED/r/OptimistsUnite (215K)67%5510
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Ethan insinuates that Hasan is a sexual predator/r/LivestreamFail (4M)63%1246
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is .../r/popculture (65K)54%949
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜why are women allowed to respond to questions in this sub?/r/AskMenAdvice (273K)63%1165
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off/r/washdc (58K)50%638
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜outfit for my boss's wedding anniversary party./r/fashion (657K)63%703
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Swedish Citizen wanting to move to US/r/immigration (162K)57%603
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Don't understand the hate for car payments/r/whatcarshouldIbuy (507K)54%462

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜List of Carmel business that support MAGA/r/Carmel (4K)51%177
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜MAGA Conservative coming in peace, wanting to find common ground./r/OptimistsUnite (215K)49%8256
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Despite being mostly conservative, I still support local liberal-ow.../r/statecollege (5K)49%155
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why Linux Will Never Beat Windows/r/linuxsucks (8K)53%209
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It happened. The office Trump supporter is PISSED/r/OptimistsUnite (215K)67%5510
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Question for Reddit: Team Baldoni or Team Lively-Reynolds? What is .../r/popculture (65K)54%949
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My MAGA uncle working in a GOV'T job just got laid off/r/washdc (58K)50%638
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜List of Fort Wayne businesses that support MAGA. Probably really ha.../r/fortwayne (35K)49%328
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Amazing Job in Helena/r/missoula (33K)59%314
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Carrie Underwood 'not looking back, just ahead' after performance a.../r/popculture (65K)62%507

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Brock and Rusty

Slipped and sprained my ankle.... RIP, productive Juju :marseycry:

I'm watching medicinal cyraxx content. OHHH GAWDDD... Bless up, Marty. !ranchers !animalposters !cats

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Military coup being organized in /r/fednews

					
					

Hope Elon doesn't see.

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NEW IVANKA THIRST TRAPS DROPPED.

This too pop culture enjoying queens:

!tmz

!coomers

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Help me noticers I CANT STOP.

!nooticers

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Trump administration is focusing on the Important Aspects of American Economy :marseyserioushatfact:

It was dumb when plastic straws were outlawed, it's dumb when they're brought back in :marseydisagree: Plastic Q-tips on the other hand... :marseyyes:

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Do you think I'm pretty?

Headed to Florida to go frick @R-slur-kong

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Reddit gigajanny on the coomercaust: "Looking into this." Was this in error? Will the child s*x trafficking website restore pornography? BETTING THREAD :donkeykongdance3: :diddykongdance: :funkykongdance:

When will the wholesome sexual healthcare subs be restored? Or was this intentional? Qualifications for an overturn are either:

No this is permanent (wins if still nothing in 3 days OR an official statement indicating permanence) - 18 bets

Within 1 hour - 2 bets - WINNER!

1-3 hours - 11 bets

3-8 hours - 21 bets

8-24 hours - 8 bets

24-48 hours - 3 bets

48-72 hours - 1 bets

All times are relative to the timestamp of this thread.

Note: as a reminder I do not read threads or comments so this understanding of the situation is based entirely on titles and thumbnails, if it is in error then the situation itself is wrong, not me

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:marseyelonmusk: updates a classical meme to the modern reality :marseycruisemissile:
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Dark triad Gigachad demands anal from his wife with infant children, redditors seethe at what is most likely ragebait for the millionth time

					
					

You're not a s*x toy. He's giving you an impossible ultimatum. View it as your guilt free ticket out of this hellhole of a relationship

He has already cheated on her multiple times!!! She has her ticket already!!

Please OP. For the sake of your daughter. We are all imploring you to have enough respect for yourself and for her future to leave.

Your husband has some serious problems. In no world is this acceptable, and I'm sure you know this deep down. Leave, leave, leave.

Oh and when he asks why, please, look at the comment below; help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week. If he doesn't get it then….i mean he is already a lost cause but that's just peak narcissism. You (and your kids) deserve BETTER.

>help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week

Do you think this doormat of a person is actually going to take this advice for dealing with her psychopath husband?


a man wants you to have "s*x" that you dont concent to or hes leaving?

what would you say to your daughter if this happens to her as an adult?

youre teaching them what love is. he doesnt love you, he just wants sexual gratification. and honestly, this isnt going to stop him from looking outside of the marriage.

youre setting a bad example for your kids, and im sorry he did this to you. its time to leave so they can see actual love.

he doesnt care about your family. hes left you everywhere but physically

Fricking reddit spacing

One brave dramachad defends OP's husband:

Not to be the devils advocate here because it does sound like op has a shit husband.

However, her husband does have every right to decide to leave the relationship based the sexual side of the relationship. He's not asking her to have s*x that she doesn't consent to, he's asking her to consent or he will leave.

OP doesn't want it and I think she should say ok then, leave. It's not unreasonable for op to not like this arrangement and it's pretty shitty for her husband to cheat and then demand a certain quantity of s*x that she doesn't like.

It's pretty shitty to have 2 kids with someone and then decide I get to frick your butt twice a week or I'm out. If that's truly a deal breaker then it should've been discussed before marriage and kids.

Redditors so strictly adhere to there stupid beliefs about kinks being hecking valid that they can't help but engage with this.


At this point anal s*x ultimatums are their own genre of bait.

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/Bardpill/ thread on /pol/

!bardfinn !bardists

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Women could never understand..

How does Fukumoto do it?

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I just remembered this

years ago, back in my bachelor (degree) days πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰I was in a material history of central Italy in antiquity class, and we were looking at a pretty standard statue depicting ancient italians. this lady who looked like a Reddit avatar asks: "if these are Italians, why are they depicting asians with dreads.." she then says something about culture appropriation. I nearly did a backflip in my seat. The prof was thrown off for like a good 5 secs.

The next year I'm in another elective with this person. African history, very easy but a lovely class. An iron age Italian tribe and a pre Iron Age African tribe have the same name and this person asks "so how did x group get over there "

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I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man :marseyelonmusk:

Now playing: Donkey Kong December National Anthem.mp3

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