It doesn't even make sense hallucinating green fairys sounds cool wtf why would that make me not want to drink it.

Being ratio’d into oblivion by Covid Twitter for saying that masks are unpopular politically we are so back baby

— Lou Anon 🦉 (@LouAnonAnon) June 21, 2024

"Mask mandates are the same as accessibility features "

Always the Omnicause lmao

Honestly this is my favorite type of response because like, nobody is stopping immunocompromised people from buying high quality N95s or respirators and protecting themselves. Frankly, it's patronizing to those people to act like everyone else should take care of them.

Okay this is true

!burgers, get in here! !leafs, get fricked.

A man named Joseph Neibich sued Reddit for defamation with intent to unmask 50 anonymous /r/Screenwriting members, but, unsurprisingly, he failed. He then tried to have this case sealed, but, once again, he was denied. So, now, he has actually hired people to create positive posts about how totally amazing he is in order to manipulate algorithms about his case and his /r/Screenwriting harassment on search engines.

Below is the original drama from 2021:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/l5cbbs/rscreenwriting_under_fire_as_a_screenplay_contest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/mkfuuz/fyi_these_screenwriting_contests_operated_by_a/

Screenwriters flagged a group of scam contests that exploited aspiring writers by race, gender, sexuality, religion, and/or location for $50+ per entry and then posted warnings on /r/Screenwriting. The contest manager, a fledgling middle-aged screenwriter from Arizona, threatened to sue Reddit if the original posts weren't removed. The moderators stood their ground and case 20STCV10291 was filed in an LA Circuit Court. Over the course of 2 years, that contest manager harassed /r/screenwriting members, both on social media and by calling them personally once he learned their true identities that had been hidden behind the JOHN/JANE DOE ones.

The case lagged on until the contest manager and other parties settled out of court, and it was dismissed in 2021. The contest manager hired online reputation services to remove any mention of his name in case 20STCV10291 from the internet. For example: Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx v. Reddit Inc - Trellis Law or Santa Clara Law's Digital Commons.

Long after Reddit was dismissed in this legal case, the contest manager continued to harass one of /r/Screenwriting's moderators, who then posted the following warning:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/ntxqul/important_if_you_have_been_harassed_by_joseph/

Nobody really cared about this lawsuit anymore. That is, until 2023, when Reddit admins posted Reddit's Defense of Section 230 to the Supreme Court, which actually referenced the original /r/SubredditDrama post linked above.

TL;DR: The Supreme Court is hearing for the first time a case regarding Section 230, a decades-old internet law that provides important legal protections for anyone who moderates, votes on, or deals with other people's content online.

Now, this embarrassing old legal case - 20STCV10291 Neibich v. Reddit - would actually be referenced by the largest court in the United States.

To update /r/Screenwriting about the Reddit Amicus Brief, moderator /u/wemustburncarthage posted the thread /r/Screenwriting mentioned in the Reddit Amicus Brief to SCOTUS. She mentioned some context about the contest manager's ongoing behavior:

He has stalked, harassed and defamed many of us for calling out his fraud, and while some of us were lucky to receive pro bono legal representation (me included, thanks to the support mentioned in this brief) not all of us had that option, and were put to unjust expense.

A lot of us are still recipients of his obnoxious attention seeking behaviour, hedged under the guise of his delusional belief in his own importance as an industry player. He's not an industry player. He's a citation in a landmark US Supreme Court case, forever enshrined in that legal history, defined in precisely the character he deserves.

Later in 2023, the contest manager decides to file a Request to Seal Records in order to completely hide his case from the public. While that's going on, something weird begins to happen on Reddit...

The username /u/JeffreyJosephNeibich was registered on Reddit and is quickly suspended before he can post anything (because any user name with josephneibich in it is automatically suspended).

/u/JeffreyJosNeibich (now suspended) then pops up instead and begins to spam their user page with random positive facts about the contest manager (all of these have now been deleted, of course):

His love for animals:

Love helping animals get adopted with my hubby Jeffrey Joseph Neibich

Hiking trips with his fictitious wife, "Hillary":

Hillary L Neibich is camping with Jeffrey Joseph Neibich at HorseShoe Bend

And, of course, helping the homeless:

Joseph Neibich took his only day off last week to help a homeless woman find housing.

(The only comment on the post about was from him, and it simply said "Yea." This dude genuinely thought that confirming a post that he himself made would lend it credibility. I also love that he imagines that he's a great script writer, yet that's the best fake story that he could invent to venerate himself. It legitimately reads like North Korean propaganda for Kim Jong-Un.)

Once the contest manager's request to seal all records was denied by the LA Court, a new subreddit popped up in the hopes of overshadowing negative search results from Google:

/r/JosephNeibich (now set to private) - "All about the life and works of Joseph Neibich"

Posts were made on the subreddit such as:

Life and Work of Joseph Neibich

Joseph Neibich's journey in the film industry is a story of passion, creativity, and hard work. From his early days in marketing at...

Biography of Joseph Neibich:

Joseph started his career in film in 1997, when he moved to Los Angeles and began working in marketing at Paramount Pictures. This experience...

Joseph Neibich Charity Works

...and so forth.

Try it for yourself by searching for "reddit neibich" on Google. Instead of information about the previously mentioned case, you're instead greeted with results about how wonderful and amazing this heroic human being is.

The posts on /r/JosephNeibich came with totally legitimate comments from completely real Redditors such as...

/u/Fresh-Ad8642 (now suspended):

I like it I like it

I like

I like

I like it

/u/Sweet_Peet_Scotch (now suspended):

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

/u/Intelligent-Love6969 (now suspended):

Silly love

/u/Street-Ad-6308:

Joseph Neibich is great consumer advocate! I love it.

And some other totally earnest new Reddit accounts who just happened to only post about Joseph Neibich:

/u/Academic-CatLover (now suspended)

/u/SeaworthyDiver676

/u/DesignerMortgage9799

/u/TinyWarrior4Love

In other words, a Redditor has been hired by Joseph Neibich to post on /r/JosephNeibich in order to make Joseph Neibich look better on Google search results. Right before that user began posting about Neibich, however, they only concentrated on OnlyFans updates.

A parody subreddit, /r/JosephNeib-word (get it? ), has also been set up.

Will it work? Or will Joseph Neibich go back to his old ways where he is emailing moderators threatening legal action? Whatever happens, we know one thing: it will be far more entertaining than any script that Neibich could ever write.

「らんま1/2」の完全新作的アニメが制作決定！！#らんまアニメ #ranma pic.twitter.com/y0chVuPaLV

— 高橋留美子情報 (@rumicworld1010) June 25, 2024

!anime !neofoids !femboys

Don't know if it's a remake or a sequel .

>Director: Konosuke Uda

>Character Designer: Hiromi Taniguchi

>Production: MAPPA

>Production: CRAPPA

. Yeah, not looking forward to this .

He will do this again. Gas stations and stores are the easiest easiest places to mask. Please keep yourself safe.

For once I agree!

"I don't know if I can ever trust him again after this." Yes you do know. You can't trust him.

"Wait, babe! It's not what it looks like!"

I'm so sorry

You need to do what is best for you

I can't imagine the shock and hurt you're going though

I'm really sorry x

Poetry!

Thanks :( I really do feel so shocked, I've always been scared this could happen but I really never expected it from him? I financially depend on him so much too idk what to do

He could really push this a lot further.

Nope. I always have 2 extra masks on me because I'm very serious about precautions. If I had one and it broke, I'd put off my errands, go home, grab some, and then continue them. He's lying. He probably has verbalized/shown he's not on the same page as you with precautions or covid facts before. I'm so glad I'm single since this began. People rarely care and it's mostly women that do care. Please break up and save yourself.

Seems like every foid's got some frumpy 300 pound Iago whispering "leeeeaaave him!" in her ear. Strangely, it often works. Imagine if men in relationships listened to angry incels for advice!

However, in this case I think a breakup would probably be good for both of them. Though the ideal scenario would be if he gets covid and pins her down and...

i would find it difficult to trust him again after witnessing him going into a store unmasked. is it possible that his mask broke and he thought running into the gas station quickly would be lower risk? yes. is it possible he used that excuse as a cover up? also yes. it sucks not knowing. you know him better than any of us — listen to your gut. if what he needed inside wasn't urgent, he could have waited until he had a new mask to go back. stuff like this (this being masks breaking and not having a spare on hand) sucks, and, albeit annoying, it does happen.

the main issue i see here in terms of y'all's relationship is that he readily admitted he wasn't going to tell you about it. if he had told you about it before you approached him about it, then you would have been able to decide if you were comfortable being around him, if you wanted to take extra precautions around each other for a bit, etc. since he didn't, that is where my mind would start wandering in terms of how often he has considered something “low risk” and decided not to mask up, potentially putting you (and others) at risk.

i'm sorry you're dealing w this, op. unfortunately, there is no right answer here, especially since you mentioned that you are largely financially dependent on your partner. i hope yall can figure things out going forward, even if it means going your separate ways.

We have been together for over five years and he's never wavered before, to my knowledge, and he's not ever done anything to break my trust. He's stuck by my side in masking the entire pandemic, and does seem truly remorseful and immediately moved to mask in the house for my sake. He's also been very mentally exhausted from his insane job and I've been noticing him making thoughtless mistakes in general lately due to it, so I am inclined to believe he just didn't think about it. But to your point, how do I know that that isn't a recurring thing… The lying/withholding is the bit that does really get me, too. This just sucks so bad. Given that I do love this person and he's never done anything remotely like this (I know we're questioning this, but he also travels internationally for work and masks and takes precautions there like masking, not going out to/eating at work dinners, etc.) so I'm gonna try to calm down and think about it for a while, maybe relationship counseling or something idk… I appreciate the thoughtful and insightful comment, it was a helpful perspective

The rare double-cuck relationship!

Please don't let reddit sabotage your relationship. I am here because I've have covid 6 times due to my big household not caring. My partner cares but he's forgotten once because it's the norm in society now. I don't blame him, he's remembered every other time.

Downvote me to heck, I implore you all but as someone looking to avoid this I also have to be rational and understand it isn't as important to the people in my life as it is to me who's had a vaccine reaction and keeps getting it. I'm infuriated by it, it's so unfair but the world is moving on without me. Check out my post history for the reaction deets, I genuinely can't afford to catch it this much and I do and I'm still here. Please remember me it you ever catch it and feel anxious, if I can fight it so much you likely can too. Keep dodging it and I hope you never have to deal with it ♡

Le suffering servant has arrived. But still, this technically qualifies as the voice of sanity.

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again

The other night I was anxious and decided to take a shower to calm myself down. I turned on the water and stepped into the shower, only to feel something wet and fuzzy under my foot. I intially thought that it was my grandmas weird washcloth or something. But, when I went to look at it. It was a FRICKING mouse.

It ran out into the shower and scared the living shit out of me. I turned off the water, gave up on showering and went back to my bedroom. I just stood in the middle of the floor with nothing touching me because every fabric felt like mouse. I did this for a good 10 minutes. I then did as any girl should and told my dad. He took care of it by capturing and releasing it into the woods. My concern is the mouse already knows how to get into my tub and might come back. Which I should mention, how the literal frick did it get into the tub? It looked so small and unhealthly, I dont understand how it was able to climb up. I also feel some guilt about turning the water on and then stepping on it.

Anyways, should I wash with the hose out back from now on?

Raw Egg Nationalist is physically a dark Atlantid but spiritually he is a golden haired Aryan... many of you still don't know the Evolian distinction between biological race and race of the spirt.

— Scythian Bro (@ScythianBro) June 23, 2024

The cope over this guy is astronomical and everywhere. This is just funniest one I found till now, will add more later maybe

The Stonehenge was built by s?

Uggo cope

I can't LARP with kali yuga tho I'd love to cause fricking wignats ruined it with their r-sluration god why'd they have to pick our doomsday scenario pick something from your canon, Nordics even have one but no they had to come for ours fricking LARPyans. Its so hyper specific to Indian context with references to caste and everything you'd think it would be safe from appropriation.

https://t.co/6vG32dHsH1 pic.twitter.com/Cfoqyj2Hpa

— 𝕬𝖛𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖝 ✝️⚜️⚔️ (@Christusregant) June 22, 2024

Context:

Incest porn is sanctified by god himself. Checkmate beliefcucks:

This struggle session goes on for a while:

OH GOD IM GONNA SOURCE:

Quick bring up Hitler too:

Antisemitism in my wholesome discussion about Jesus? Yikes:

@jesus defend yourself.

Main story

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrr5pxjd11o

A week ago, a British teenager got lost in some mountain wilderness on Tenerife. The last thing anyone heard from him was when he spent his last 1% of phone battery to phone his foid and tell her he was lost somewhere and only had 1% battery.

Should have maybe shared location instead instead via text, but we can't all be Einstein's can we?

Anyway, he's dead. We all know it. This isn't the fun part. Facebook detective r-slurs and the are the fun parts.

Facebook Detective R-slurs

I don't need to do an effortpost on this because everything funny is included in this thread:

https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-2

But I will share some highlights:

There has been a 7-day search by Tenerifes emergency services. His family are desperate for info. But worth asking. Yeah maybe no one's tried his phone.

Yeah worth a try. I'm sure the search team would appreciate someone's pet Labrador getting involved. Let him sniff some of the lads socks and let him loose on the mountain. It's a good idea and I'm sure the emergency services of Tenerife could use a Labrador with a sensitive nose.

Another good shout. Maybe the hospital treating an unidentified Bong teenager might not have made the connection that it could be the missing Bong teenager on the news.

Lmao a psychic is helping now.

There are also people livestreaming webcam footage hoping to catch a glimpse of him, as well as r-slurs flying out to Tenerife to "help".

Conspiracies

As with all of these missing person cases that capture the imagination of Facebook losers, it doesn't take long for conspiracies to start developing.

Locals refusing to talk about it.

His foid is a drugs mule and it's a drugs deal gone awry.

And by page 4 of the Tattle thread, they have also devolved into conspiracies themselves:

https://tattle.life/threads/jay-slater-teen-missing-in-tenerife.45714/page-4

Plot Twist

This little missing chav was convicted as part of a group of eight for attacking another lad with a machete and an axe:

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/23701712.eight-handed-community-rehabilitation-orders-attack/

So maybe all the conspiracies are true ...

Further reading

Another forum thread starts making fun of the Facebookers before getting drawn into the same irresistible trap of conspiracy posting:

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?%2Fforums%2Ftopic%2F123647-jay-slater%2F

Lots of threads to pull at courtesy of Twttier:

https://twitter.com/search?q=Jay+Slater

!Britbongs are you keeping abreast of the latest Jay Slater drama?

to go to the gym. I'll be back in an hour. Miss you already x