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It's the literal front page now folks. RIP /r/RSP.

It gives u the fuww reddit experience!

I literawwy can't get any farther even thwough I werifwied my e-mail...

Nyewermind. It onwy twook 30 secwonds two realize I had a werifwied email. It's like minyesweeper but wen u hit a minye u get bannyed and put in different "off-bwand" /r/field subweddits. The arbitwary nyature defwinyitewy encapsulates the reddit experience

That's it. This sure is mwore fun that /r/place

It's apparentwy reawwy fun and redditwors luv it!

Cranes will see a guy and just say “husband” pic.twitter.com/2yR45pzt0W

— Tom S (@AniOutdoor) March 30, 2025

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/1jodo9i/please_help_me_look_like_a_woman_again/

It's mostly people pooping on s, not s angry at her betrayal.

In the year of 2000 there were nine countries without a
Rothschild owned or controlled Central Bank:

1. Afghanistan
2. Iraq
3. Sudan
4. Libya
5. Cuba
6. North Korea
7. Iran
8. Syria
9. Venezuela

— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) March 30, 2025

If on the modern internet 85% of all Neo-Nazis are already brown, within 20 years these countries will be the places with the most "White Nationalists"

!nonchuds !chudmoment !jews !jidf

Bonus spergout of the anti-JOO vs. anti-SHARIAAAAA factions of the Xwitter righs infighting:

Listen morons. instead of worrying about jews and banks and dumb conspiracies the Islamists are TAKING OVER Europe Canada Australia and attempting the US. u are all asleep and they will steal it from u. but go ahead. worry about ‘rothschilds’ pic.twitter.com/qROYvkgVIM

— fable fable (@theozbs) March 30, 2025

MOTHERLOVER ORBAN IS ONE OF THE CLOSEST ALLIES OF ISRAEL

HE EVEN REJECTED THE ICC ARREST WARRANT FOR NETANYAHU

NEXT UP YOU WILL TELL ME THAT TRUMP IS AN ANTI-ISRAEL 4D CHESS WARRIOR

Xwiter wignats do look like dat doeverbeit doe

Uhm..... Ahmed..... how do you know that?

@Aevann spicy and fresh righty drama!

I don't like the word 'evil.' But I don't know what to call this other than that. I think we're dealing with some pretty evil people who have an immense amount of power.https://t.co/KzRYrROwoj pic.twitter.com/oJkWdgjjzq

— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) April 1, 2025

Why does anyone like this guy holy shit

Here's the context he's leaving out btw

I just read the court filings to get the full context (which may not satisfy either side):

The man is an illegal migrant from El Salvador. In 2019, ICE presented sufficient evidence that he was a member of the MS-13 gang for an immigration judge to deny him bond and order his… https://t.co/Xb9VY39KG8

— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 1, 2025

Biden believed that and became the most unpopular dem president.

Obama and Clinton didn’t and won reelection.

Be as delulu as you want, but Dems are not going to try to win progressives again in a long while. https://t.co/luCmUzjuif

— Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥🌴 (@queerBengali) January 25, 2025

BREAKING NEWS: Billy Mitchell has won his defamation lawsuit in a Queensland court against Karl Jobst.

Karl Jobst has been ordered to pay Billy Mitchell $350,000 in damages.

— Goose (@rwhitegoose) March 31, 2025

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/william-james-mitchell-vs-twin-galaxies-llc-jeff-harrist-jeremy-young-donkeykongforum-com-benjamin-q-smith.69506/post-20972084

b-word if you like chink communist party so much, move there and enjoy the fruits of their semiconductors. eat tiktok, drink drone, speak mandarine. atleast i wont have to see you anymore on the linked internet

shut up and move

I have always had problems getting girls. Idk what it is about me but they just dont like anything about who I am. My first impression usually has them running away. If I get through that then they run away after talking to me for 5 minutes. It has been like this since I got out of HS. I'm on the come up now. I'm starting to make decent money and about to take the gym to the next level. I fear that I am going to hate whatever woman meets me at the finish line. How can I respect or love somebody who I know would've hated me before success? What other options do I have celibacy?? Nah. Any of you BIPOCs got some good material I can use to better my game without making me a cuck?

Most Dramatic Comments

What? (+2/-1)

You're a fricking fruit cake bro. That's why you can't get laid. (+3/-2)

What? (+2/-1)

Well and also because you're a filthy subhuman but that's besides the point. (+3/-2)

It's not that deep, porn has ruined your image of women. They only know what they have been shown. It's up to you to show them the light. It's that fricking easy. (+3/-1)

that assumes I could even get a woman in the first place which the way things have gone doesn't seem to be the case Women peak around 15 and decline from there Hmmm..... (+4/-1)

What? (+2/-1)

Well and also because you're a filthy subhuman but that's besides the point. (+3/-2)

I'm genetically superior to most of the men in the shithole that is the modern US (+2/-1)

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Kalesh b/w a Monkey and a Reel Dancer: pic.twitter.com/IaPaHcHZ8w

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) April 1, 2025

See title strag

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Is that why he has a history of this stuff? (303)

Sweet Christ (140)

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Generally a good principle to say nice things to/about your wife. Even more brownie points when you compliment publicly. (2193)

Why doesn't it go both ways? You don't hear "here's my handsome husband…" nearly as often as "here's my 'beautiful' wife" (-127)

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Men say it to flatter their wife. You're way overthinking this. (5195)

I realize that's the intent but it feels weird because it's either unnecessary or untrue to say. It also perpetuates the outdated notion that women are primarily valued by how they look. (-87)

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Noted. I'll introduce my wife as "my ugly big fat b-word butt whale butt wife" (1)

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Lol okay- So firstly, you get upmarseyd in this sub because people consider your opinion to be UN-popular. Not because they agree with you.Secondly, all the top comments are people, very obviously, disagreeing with you. If you're looking for substance and not finding it, you've got rose-colored glasses you need to take off. Lastly, nobody feels like this meaningless, or a tradition. It's a gesture of appreciation, and love. What you're saying is like instructing people to stop shaking hands when they meet, because it's a "pointless tradition." I could parlay this into a rant about how post-modernism/structuralism is a disease that's rotting all of our brains, but I won't.Additionally, 'four comments repeated a thousand times" that are "personal attacks" is a massive, massive cope. People telling you that you're way off base, aren't personal attacks. Heck, even if everyone is correcting you, but at the same time calling you an idiot- They're still correcting you, and your opinion is st... (1)

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The Nintendo Switch 2 direct was today, and while it was admittedly not as strong of a presentation as the January 12th 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation, Nintendo g*mers can finally enjoy the benefits of the last console generation. What a miracle!

Worthwhile Announcements

The Console

Honestly, for a direct that is supposed to be about the new console, they strangely didn't differentiate it much from the Nintendo Switch. We didn't get a direct showcase of the UI, but from the bits we did see, it looks virtually identical. That doesn't mean there isn't anything new, though. There's also a console tutorial that you have to pay for.

• The Mythical "C" button

"C" is for connect! GameShare is a "new" feature for the Nintendo Switch 2, which allows for on-console voice chat. We're 3 generations away from this being innovative, but it's better late than never.

It's pretty much a Groomercord call on your console, which utilizes a built-in mic. You can even do video calls with the Nintendo Switch 2 Camera (sold separately), mimicking the eerie loneliness of a Zoom call, right on your Nintendo Switch!

They spent an absurd amount of time on this reveal.

• Graphics

The console can play 4K HDR games while docked, with some games even managing 1080p 120 FPS. While keeping the LCD screen instead of OLED, Nintendo boasts a larger pixel count on its built in screen, insuring a clearer picture while playing.

This paves the way for Nintendo Switch 2 Edition games, which allow for graphical upgrades for Nintendo Switch titles (more on this later.) It also is going to have faster loadtimes than the Switch on any game, and comes with 256 gigs of data on the console (which is substantial compared to the Switch's 32.)

• Download Play is back

In a surprising turn of events, certain multiplayer games can be enjoyed by multiple people on separate consoles with only one cartridge. The extent of this feature is unknown, but is a very welcome and consumer-friendly move by Nintendo.

• Mouse Mode is REAL

By holding your Joycon 2 on a surface and dragging , you can mimic the functionality of a real mouse. It's planned to be implemented in several games, including Metroid Prime 4: Echoes.

• GameCube Games for NSO

A whopping THREE GameCube games have been announced for the Nintendo Switch Online: Expansion Pack.

• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

• SoulCalibur II

• F-Zero GX

• Release Date

June 5th, 2025 is the worldwide release date for the Nintendo Switch 2. The price has not been confirmed, but expect it to be in the $400 range. No preorders have been announced yet.

First Party Titles

This direct showcased several strong titles coming exclusively to the Switch 2. While there seemed to be a larger focus on Third Party titles in this presentation, what we have gotten are actually pretty good.

• Mario Kart World

A Mario Kart launch title for the Switch 2 was inevitable, and this title seems to be a reboot of the series after 8 Deluxe. The gimmick of this game is that you are able to freely roam around tracks with 24 players, featuring the largest roster of any Mario Kart game. They're just adding anyone to this game, including obscure enemies like the Dolphins from Super Mario World. In addition to the roster, like Mario Kart Tour, there's costume customization.

Taking after SEGA Racing Transformed, your kart is able to change depending on the environment of the track. You can grind on railings, walljump, and even glide on water? There's even a knockout mode, which is DEFINITELY not stolen from Mario Kart Wii mods.

• Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment

Who's ready for another Hyrule Warriors game? Hopefully this time, it can run on the system it was made for!

Like Age of Calamity this game serves as a canon-adjacent campaign that explains events that were alluded to in Breath of the Wild. Not much else was shown, but it's a Warriors game. What else do you want to know? It's releasing in the winter this year.

• Kirby Air Riders

It's a sequel to Kirby Air Ride, a cult classic GameCube Kirby game, directed by Masahiro Sakurai, marking a long-awaited return to the franchise after a 20+ year hiatus. Nothing else was shown, but it releases in 2026.

• Donkey Kong Bananza

A 3D Action-Platformer Donkey Kong game, and the first new mainline Donkey Kong game in a decade. Donkey Kong receives his Mario Movie redesign in this game, confirming that the movie designs will be used from now-on. The game seems to take place in an underground setting, which allows DK to destroy the environment, kind of like Wario World on the GameCube. It releases on July 17th, 2025.

Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Titles

Nintendo was kind enough to allow us to PAY FOR upgraded Nintendo Switch games. This is not a free upgrade, but it's "discounted" if you own the original game. The upgrades range from graphical enhancements to new campaigns that utilize the Switch 2's higher graphical fidelity. How generous!

These games include:

• The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

• The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

• Kirby and the Forgotten Land

• Super Mario Party: Jamboree

• Metroid Prime 4: Echoes

• Pokemon Legends: Z-A

Third Party Titles

There was a lot of titles revealed to be ported to the console, so for the interest of time I'm only including things I find important enough to mention.

• The Duskbloods

A Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive vampire themed FromSoft game. It had a lot of screentime, so I'm sure it's important. It's releasing in 2026.

• Deltarune Chapter 3 + 4

The long awaited sequels for Deltarune are coming to the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be released on launch day. Did not expect this announcement today, but it was welcome.

• Elden Ring

• Final Fantasy VII Remake

Gaystation players on suicide watch

• Street Fighter VI

They're also releasing amiibo for the game, which confirms that amiibo are sticking around for a third generation. Nintendo-branded Funko Pops are here to stay!

• Split Fiction

• Cyberpunk 2077

• Hollow Knight: Silksong

Is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 this year. That's it, that's all we know.

• Hogwarts Legacy

s on suicide watch (this game is the leftist Assassin's Creed Shadows)

• Hitman: Word of Assassination

Releasing on launch day, IO interactive also revealed a new Goldeneye 007 game, so that's cool.

Overall, the new console looks promising. In my opinion, it's not a "drop everything and buy it at launch," sort of deal, but I can see myself picking it up later down the line. With backwards compatibility and strong exclusives, it's going to be a seamless transition to the next generation of Nintendo. Are you guys going to pick this up?

She is very cute and fluffy and old. She is the oldest cat in the house. I think she may still be mad at me after I tried to dress her up in cat harness. She does not like walking anywhere.

I wish she would sleep under my armpit again does she hate me because i am sick and i coof?

She is my precious child, everytime I get home i am super excited to see her and all I want to do is hug her, but now she doesnt care about me