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Bait. Straight and gay. Fake

It's wild how jeets have absolutely no idea how to look attractive to the opposite s*x, let alone white women.

If it were not for arranged marriages, jeets would die out due to incelism.

I was at some event today and had a nice chat with one of the hostesses. Later on, as I was leaving I was about to find her and ask if she needed a ride home, but all of the hostesses were dressed the same and looked quite similar, and I couldn't tell at a glance which one was my girl, so I just left. It's so over, possibly the most over it has ever been.

I am not a trumper but I normally picture military helicopter pilots as age 40 to 56 cool black or white dudes. Occasionally a 38 year old hot shot Asian king maybe. But not a squinty eyed 28 year old foid

DAE she made that face as she looked for routine air traffic?

Whath is the squirming grapefruit award? I don't know. It could be anything. Make it look like this:

Also give it to @AnnoyinTheKongim

ZCC and TwoXPreppers have finally combined forces.

I'm too low on spoons for a proper, thought out comment, but just wanted to say thank you SO MUCH for making this post!

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total kitty, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this b-word was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her kitty husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this b-word get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: b-word. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my butt off, then the b-word tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.

Timber is the main character anyway.

NEW: Canadian man gets his pen*s stuck to the freezing ground while being detained following a bar fight.

During his struggle with security, his pants fell down, fully exposing his privates.

The man is lashing out about people making fun of his "tiny we*ner," says it was small… pic.twitter.com/dBXHqIA4nm

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 1, 2025

!kino let me know if you want to watch it.

!historychads

!nonchuds !music !GenX now THAT was a punk album

It's very Anti-Zionist and Anti-Murrica (what do you expect, they're Canadian) but not exactly pro-Palestine. Also it was hating on religion way before Dichard Rawkins ever did. !atheists