https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1iel58z/trench_crusade_40k_competitor_leaves_x_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1ic62sq/this_template_works_really_well/

What is Culture War?

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity

Anyone who wants to help me get actual functional rules feel free to contribute.

Now on to new units and factions!

Traditionalists

Glorious jihadIst

Anything that moves

Muslim

Homophobic

Jihad

Your standard issue jihadist. At any point they can detonate their suicide vest to inflict damage at the cost of their own lives.

Muslamic Ray guns

Male feminist

Muslim

Jihad

Homophobic

Groomer

Anything that moves

Deviant

The specialist of the jihadists.

Limited run scam model

Signature special character

Failey the 'armless

Traditionalist

Catholic

Christian

Hailey Frederick is one of the strongest and toughest crusaders, but has been beaten by darn near everyone because of one of the author's horrible fetishes.

• Perverts

Turbothots

Deviant

Male feminist

Anything that moves

Mutilator

Groomer

Cyborg

Medical science has advanced far enough that anyone can be anything they want. Turbothots are men and women but mainly men who've decided they want to have a rack like a porn star and a figure like Stellar Blade. Hopped up on gender euphoria they now view the world either as frickees or as future turbo thots.

Antifans

Knights of the tenacious Unicorn

Traditionalist

Homophobic

Blasphemous

Crazy

Animal rights activist

Hatred: deviants and nerds

Insane alpaca-worshipping cultists serving an abomination in the Colorado desert. They are based out of the remnants of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which they have renamed Alpacwitz. They are accompanied into battle by undead alpacas and "Artifacts of the Holy martyrs" . Their religion is a confusing bullshit mix of occult horror movie nonsense , catholicism , and pre -Columbian rituals but only the gruesome and horrifying parts.

New trait: animal rights activist

When an allied animal is killed gain the hatred trait against the killer

New trait:Jihad

A Jihadist can ally with any other jihadists even if they otherwise would be enemies. In addition woke characters receive a -1 to hit them.

90% of people between 110-130 IQ are insecure busy bodies who aren't smart enough to achieve anything, but just smart enough that they think they know how to run a society

only people 85-110 IQ should be allowed to vote and only people above 140 should be allowed to make decisions

Just living life, man. Brock rocks

!animalposters !cats

This is a great idea. Maybe we can form a network, coordinating across multiple blue states. With housing and transition support. Even basic insulated buildings can be filled with bunk beds. Would mostly need enough food, water and cooking capacity.

I love it how can we set this up?

I'm short on resources myself , so have mentioned it before but did not get traction:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXPreppers/comments/1gvwotb/comment/ly55zpj/?context=8

But keep going, once you have people living there, it will take on a force of its own!

Excellent idea. Would you take an older woman who has lots of gardening experience? I'm looking to move to a blue state and do something like this.

oh yea sister, I'm 63!

This is a great idea. I'm not in the area but interested if you get it off the ground.

Finding people with enough varied skills may be a bit difficult. You'd need to cover all your bases to get something sustainable going. For instance, I'm a (slightly) above average gardener with a tiny seed bank, but I don't have any carpentry experience.

Clarification on the goal: Would this be a commune?

Now that's one big ricebag

The Trump administration is expected to purchase $400 million worth of armored Tesla vehicles, according to a new State Department document detailing procurement for fiscal year 2025.

Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk is a top White House official who has been leading the Department of Government Efficiency , a unit focused on shrinking the federal workforce and ferreting out corruption ( ) .

The document does not specify what Tesla vehicles will be purchased by U.S. officials (Interjection: No matter how much you hate journaloids, it isn't enough.) , but Musk's Cybertruck, with its militaristic design and stainless steel exterior, could be an option.

After reports circulated Wednesday night of the State Department's intent to purchase Tesla vehicles, the document was edited, at 9:12 p.m., and now says the federal contract is for $400 million worth of "armored electric vehicles," but the word "Tesla" was removed.

Responding to a segment by MSNBC's Rachel Maddow about the $400 million contract, Musk wrote on X on Wednesday night: "Hey @Maddow, why the lie?"

The State Department and Musk did not return requests for comment.

Musk, who spent more than a quarter-billion dollars to help elect Trump , has used an X account devoted to DOGE to highlight what he views as excessive or unnecessary federal contracts. (HailVictory be seething)

As Musk's deputies have gained access to nearly two dozen federal agencies, ethics experts have raised concern about the billionaire running into conflicts of interest, since Musk runs six companies, some of which are under investigation by government authorities. Musk's companies, including Tesla and SpaceX , also have multibillion-dollar contracts with the federal government .

Most of the federal money Musk has received has gone to SpaceX, the rocket company, for projects including work for NASA to launch Musk's Starship with astronauts to the moon.

A new Cybertruck starts at around $82,000, and about 38,000 were sold last year, according to Cox Automotive. Since the vehicle's launch in 2019, the truck has faced complaints about rust, finger pinches and defective accelerator pedals.

The State Department document also shows that some Tesla competitors are set to receive lucrative, yet considerably smaller, contracts for armored vehicles, including from BMW, which is expected to supply about $40 million worth of SUVs to the federal government.

!khive !nonchuds

Ļоw rасíst tíеr: Bļасk аnd mауо

Míd rасísm tíеr: Sļаvs, Mеxíсаn аnd smаļļ еуеd аsíаns

Hígh rасísm tíеr: Аrаbs

Uļtrа hígh rасísm tíеr: Ιndíаn

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt !nonchuds

4chan: The internet's unwashed basement where anonymity breeds brilliance and degeneracy in equal measure. It's like a digital Lord of the Flies, but with more memes and fewer conch shells. Genius ideas drowned in a sea of edgelords—congrats on inventing half the internet's culture while staying a cesspool.

BlueSky: Twitter's awkward cousin who showed up late to the party with a "decentralized" buzzword and a dream. It's like someone saw Mastodon and thought, "Let's make it shinier and still somehow less relevant." Enjoy your echo chamber with better branding, I guess.

Groomercord: A g*mer's paradise turned into a labyrinth of crypto scams, furry roleplay, and "community" servers where the mods rule like petty dictators. It's Skype meets Lord of the Rings chatrooms, minus the charm and plus a billion notifications you'll never read.

Facebook: The boomer mothership where your aunt shares Minion memes and anti-vax conspiracies between FarmVille updates. It's a digital retirement home that somehow still knows what you shopped for last week. Zuck's watching, always.

Gab: Twitter for people who got banned from Twitter for being too Twitter. A libertarian fever dream where free speech means "say the quiet part loud" and the algorithm's just a megaphone for the fringes. Enjoy your edge, edgelords.

iFunny: A meme app for people who think Reddit's too intellectual. It's like a time capsule of 2012 humor—edgy enough to feel rebellious, tame enough to not scare the middle schoolers who still use it. Scroll, cringe, repeat.

Instagram: Where influencers sell you a lifestyle you can't afford, filtered through 17 layers of Photoshop and existential despair. It's a beauty pageant for avocado toast and gym selfies, judged by bots and thirsty simps. #Blessed.

Kick: Twitch's scrappy rival that's like, "We'll let you say slightly more slurs!" It's the Wild West of streaming, except the cowboys are 19-year-olds raging at Fortnite and begging for subs. Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.

KiwiFarms: The internet's gossip rag meets stalker diary. It's a site dedicated to "documenting" weirdos with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the moral compass of a broken GPS. Drama so niche it's practically a PhD thesis in petty.

Lemmy: Mastodon's even nerdier sibling that's all about "federation" and "open-source." It's like Reddit for people who own too many Linux T-shirts and think upmarseying is a sacred duty. Decentralized boredom at its finest.

Mastodon: The hipster Twitter where everyone's smug about escaping the bird app, but it's just fractured echo chambers with worse UI. Toot your horn all you want; no one's listening outside your 12-person instance.

rDrama.net: A site so self-aware it's basically a parody of itself. It's Reddit's chaotic little brother, obsessed with stirring the pot and laughing at the mess. Drama for drama's sake—honestly, kinda respect the hustle.

Reddit: The hive mind where groupthink reigns supreme and every opinion's an upmarsey away from gospel. It's a cesspit of memes, mansplaining, and subreddits so niche you'll find 14 people arguing over vintage toaster coils. Karma's a heck of a drug.

Rumble: YouTube for people who think YouTube's too woke. It's a video platform where conspiracy theorists and "censored" talking heads thrive, all while pretending they're the underdog. Spoiler: You're still not Alex Jones famous.

scored.co: A right-wing Reddit clone that's so obsessed with "owning the libs" it forgot to build a personality. It's like Gab and X had a baby, but it only inherited the angry uncle vibes. Points for effort, I guess.

soyjak.party: A meme factory so deep in irony it's practically performance art. It's 4chan's weird nephew, churning out soyface edits for an audience of three people and a bot. Niche doesn't even begin to cover it.

Threads: Zuck's Twitter knockoff that's as exciting as a beige wall. It's Instagram's text-based midlife crisis, trying to capitalize on Elon's mess-ups but forgetting to bring any soul. Scroll, yawn, uninstall.

TikTok: Brain rot in 15-second bursts. It's a slot machine of dance trends, lip-syncs, and "hacks" that'll have you wondering how humanity survived this long. China's greatest export since gunpowder, and twice as addictive.

Tumblr: The pastel graveyard of 2010s fandoms, now a ghost town of aesthetic blogs and lingering SJWs. It's like walking through a digital thrift store—quirky, dated, and faintly sad. Still waiting for the Superwholock resurgence.

Twitch: Where charisma goes to scream at video games for 12 hours while chat spams "Poggers." It's a cult of personality meets digital busking, with hot tub streams and ban hammers keeping things spicy. Just don't ask about the ad revenue split.

watchpeopledie.tv: The internet's darkest corner, where curiosity meets morbidity in a way that'd make even 4chan blush. It's a grim reminder that some people's "entertainment" is others' nightmares. Proceed with caution, or better yet, don't.

X: Elon's playground, where free speech means chaos, bots, and blue-check clout chasers. It's a dumpster fire you can't look away from—half genius, half trainwreck. Still better than Threads, somehow.

YouTube: The video behemoth where cat clips, tutorials, and unhinged rants coexist under an algorithm that hates creators. It's the internet's TV, complete with ads you can't skip and comments you shouldn't read. Demonetized dreams live here.

Honestly, I kneel to papa musk, never thought that Grok 3 would be that impressive. . Did I miss any social media sites?

2Hollis

YTB Fatt

Che

Rich Amiri

Bossman dlow

Chicken P

Lumi Athena

RealYungPhil

Ayesha Erotica

Lay Bankz

Bladee

9Lives

Skilla Baby

Xaviersobased

Cash Cobain

Yung Lean

Brennan jones

BigXthaPlug

6arelyhuman

Scarlip

Nettspend

Maiya the don

Hunxho

phreshboy swag

Laker

The Mexican OT

Ecco2k

Smokedope2016

Odetari

4batz

Yabujin

Anycia

Hurricane Wisdom

Ice Spice

BLP Kosher

AMG twinz

Screwly G

RAQ Baby

OT7 Quanny

dave blunts

dee baby

Vonoff1700

Big Opp

Hackle

Noodah 05

Babyfxce E

OsamaSon

Homixide

Fimiguerrero

Central Cee

Semetary

Cartier God

Buckshot