BREAKING: Texas rancher killed by cartel IED near Southern border, officials say.

"This shocking act of violence highlights the growing threat posed by cartel activity along our southern border." pic.twitter.com/0Fyj7EDU3C

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 25, 2025

Born too late to get deployed in a desert

Born too early to get deployed in a desert

Born just in time to get deployed in a desert

I look forward to the Mexican president pissing herself about how El Donaldo is too mean to the poor in need Cartels.

BREAKING: Democrats contemplate having Congresswomen like @AOC wave empty egg cartons at Donald Trump during tonight’s speech pic.twitter.com/P6gfZIgAaz

— Douglass Mackey (@DougMackeyCase) March 4, 2025

ACK!

post your tits

— rDrama.net (@rdramanet) February 26, 2025

this was literally all i said and then suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pic.twitter.com/2oCxDJbEWF

— Arian Lucidius (@ArianLucidius) February 26, 2025

Your _jewish

— ⬡ SUI Prince ⬡💧⚡️ (@Prince_of_Sui) February 26, 2025

Frick you.

— Odinski ᚨᛚᚢ (@Alutyw) February 26, 2025

Jewish insight

— veCRV operator (@AaronsTake) February 26, 2025

Stop gooning, jew

— Fleørge Gøyd (@Pissinanus) February 26, 2025

You would be a desert rat hebrew, knew before I even clicked. I can't wait until Jesus throws you in the pit, demon.

You have no idea how much the goyim have noticed.

— Yeah, say words. (@yeahsaywords) February 26, 2025

>outs self as Jew immediately upon pressure

— Notsohappy Nationalist (@Palmetto_natty) February 26, 2025

Stfu degenerate

— ChristusGnoticer (@SmashMarxism123) February 26, 2025

You’re a cute twink

— Mightygoy🇨🇦 (@mightygoy) February 26, 2025

!chuds are these our best

did we send them

BREAKING: US Commerce Secretary Lutnick says Trump may roll back Canada and Mexico tariffs tomorrow

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) March 4, 2025

So...s*x slaves

aka legalized r*pe

Step 1: Maga erases black history

Step 2: Maga erases women's rights

Step 3: the Female Chattel amendment

'Open season for unpunished r*pe and abuse would really settle down the incels.' Frick all the way off of this planet.

Jesus Christ why are we letting the incels out of the basement?

Don't be fooled, these are functioning members of society. They are your grocers, neighbors, uncles, cousins, your bestie's new guy.

They are not some basement dwellers who are now just brave enough to surface. They are people you know who have had these thoughts which are now validated by this administration, so they don't feel like they have to hide anymore

Exactly this. My entire family and I aren't hardly speaking now because they berate me on my views and now my husband and I are looking into divorce because I will not conform to his will. >>> He is giving me ultimatums constantly and gaslamping me the same way our administration is working. It's quite terrifying.

Their ultimate goal is the subject of this conversation: they want it to be legal for men to own women. We are livestock, blow up s*x dolls, property to them. Not humans. It's incredibly disturbing.

Slavery. The ultimate entitlement of white men. They don't want girlfriends, or companions, or even trad wives. They want slaves. That's all Elon wants and he's the boss level bro for them.

Yep, because a "state mandated girlfriend" won't stab you with a kitchen knife or knitting needles or anything like that.

Certainly won't brain you with a frying pan.

Or poison your food.

At minimum malicious incompetence. Accidentally dyeing all their clothing pink. Pretending mixing soda with your coffee in the morning is completely normal. Getting them a new hot pink work lunchbox for their birthday. Oops, the bleach made its way into the washer with your pink clothes. Right before bed is the perfect time to vacuum.

Most likely being openly verbally abusive. I would not be surprised if someone who's forced to be someone's girlfriend would use every opportunity to tell them how much of a loser they are to need the government for this.

Occasionally physically abusive. Because do you think all women are pushovers who will let you hit them without hitting you back?

I have a body count in the 100's so that's my out 😎 I am far from their ideal unicorn virgin

Hidden bonus: anything they do, one of your previous did it better.

As a 44 year old white guy I am EXTREMELY pro rampant kitchen knife/ knitting needle home accidents.

And frying pans?!?! So incredibly dangerous. Especially if some guy were to trip in the kitchen and land face first into a frying pan currently being used to make some fried chicken.

State issued girlfriend? You better be ready to meet your maker, cause if I'm stuck with some dumb butt male feminist we're both going out in a blaze of glory.

Insane - seriously insane. We are not property to parcel out. If we ever are - there will be violence.

They're already treating us that way. They're removing rights and protections so we have less and less. Male feminists can already pick their child's mother as it is. We are chattel and nothing more to most of these pieces of shit.

How about state mandated education and job training for men who are way fricking behind? Women don't want to date some video game playing nitwit who lives in his mom's basement rage tweeting about

I'm married with two kids, and i still find time for video games... what's your problem with people having a hobby? It's interactive storytelling and problem solving.

As far as living in your mom's basement and the other bits... yeah, i mean, i get that.

You cannot be that dense. You know exactly the type of guy that she's talking about. Congrats for obviously just fishing for a way to say "b-but not me!!!!"

Was my comment not nuanced enough for you? Yes i was being defensive, yeah i over do it sometimes.

Get a hobby.

I'd love to enjoy my hobbies but unfortunately I have worry about my BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS being taken away!

Add this guy to the list of People who have not read or watch handmaiden's tale…

Worse: he did, and he LIKES it

As someone who has long disabled youtube search history/recommendations (and shorts disabled with an extension) I was pretty shocked that only 4-5% of his views come from the subscription feed. The irony too is that this video of his is saturated with stock footage to break up the monotony (which he usually never does so it's more of a dunk on his dumber viewers) instead of just one longshot of him staring into the camera the whole time which he has done other videos about. Though part of this is possibly related to his use of a teleprompter and multiple takes to make better videos without obvious jump cuts but I suspect he's just high level attempting to dumb shit down to reach the lowest common denominators.

Related watching:

Overall these hot takes highlight the problem with doom scrolling as well as the overall decreased attention spans of people and the enshittification of all medias and movies which really started to gain momentum imo around 2000-2010.

Lets use the most common vehicle, movies. Movies used routinely to hold long shots but still held your attention.

Old Alfred Hitchpeepee movies are a good example of this which included slow long takes which were planned out in meticulous detail. Here's one of my favorite scenes showing this at it's best from North by Northwest (1959) :

pomf2.lain.la mirror

If you haven't seen North by Northwest I don't blame you, but it's basically the original Bourne Identity except if that was a good movie without shitty shaky cam.

Not only was N by NW good, it was planned meticulously . I know this because I've seen Bigpeepee's storyboards for the movie.

Ironically, these storyboards are NOT EVEN really accessible online anymore and even trying to FIND them with AI fricking breaks the AI lmfao:

In addition, the AI links to shit artwork by a fricking r-slur zoomer who REMADE STORYBOARDS FOR HITCHPEEPEE WITHOUT FRICKING REALISING THEY ALREADY EXISTED

https://palmettostopines.com/page/2/

The irony.

This pissed me off so much that I went through the trouble to compile the real story boards, unfortunately it's so difficult to find this shit online anymore because of shit algorythms, I had to manually piece it together from a collection of High and low quality sources due to dead links and shit just so you can compare the actual talent making film used to have:

To round it off, here is a peak example heralding the one of the earliest clear examples of enshittification of movies. I always go back to is this trash one called Domino (2005) from the apex of Keira Knightley's career as a shitty proana actress. The entire movie is literally nothing but jumpcuts that are 99% sub 2-second shots.

Example, Just count the seconds between each cut:

The film bombed because it was shit and also unwatchable, but now the idea that you must be bombarded every second with SUB 1-SECOND CUTS is the eye way of the future, and driven 24/7 by algorithms and dopamine.

!oldstrags !kino

TLDR:

• Reject algorithms

• Embrace thinking

• Algorithm based feeds are r-slurred blackholes that result in feedback loop degradation/model collapse of your brain

!jannies @Aevann or go to heck you lazy fricking ladygardens

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14446509/Lily-Phillips-accused-picking-elderly-announces-new-s*x-stunt-holidaying-US.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merx8pb/?context=8

Please be careful out in public you may run into feds randomly weeping anywhere at all

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0h26/?context=8

WHAT DID SHE ADD MORE WHITE WOMAN ANTI DEPRESSANTS????

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merywzr/?context=8

what the frick

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0pau/?context=8

is going on

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes15gv/?context=8

in the federal government

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes1c6x/?context=8

TLDR:

• Wife died naturally due to mouse poop disease

• Hackman, having severe Alzheimer's lived with the body for almost a week

• Hackman died due to heart failure

• Dog in kennel starved/dehydrated to death

Darn life is so fricking brutal, even the most privileged among us meet this kind of end

twox thread with no comments lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1j3z7em/trump_is_tearing_up_us_womens_rights_the_message/

This article is hilarious, like are they just trolling?

Wizards of the Coast, the company behind Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering, has in the recent years been making many ret-cons and modifications to their game due to their majorly left-wing playerbase attempting to cancel every single nerd product they can sink their poorly manicured nails into. This, combined with the unavoidable fact that much of DND and MTG's worldbuilding are based on real-world locations, religions, etc, has caused some seriously hilarious wokewashing of the IPs.

Some hits include, but are not limited to:

• Having an empire based on the Aztecs, but instead of being brutal imperial overlords with human sacrifice and vicious warriors, they are basically mesoamerican jungle hippies.

• Having a Wild-West set where, in order to avoid any hint of colonialism, the plane starts out uninhabited. But they wanted to still have Native American representation of course, so they invented a whole new Native stand-in race that comes to explore the place from a different plane of existence.

• Remaking the art for all of their references to "Rakshasa" (a Hindu-inspired demon) across the board so that, instead of the cool cat-demons they used to be depicted as, they're now depicted as they would be in traditional Hindu art.

• Renaming lich "Phylacteries" (an amulet they store their soul in) to "Spirit Jars" due to phylactery being etymologically related to Jewish tefillin.

• Re-flavoring the "Monk" class to not be Asian-adjacent, but rather just any unspecified unarmed fighter, like a Tavern Brawler or a Greek Wrester could be a monk. Actually, this one is pretty cool, I kind of like the idea of a western Boxer being a Monk.

Anyways, the latest entry in kowtowing to the most annoying people in the community is that they announced they are using the creature type "Shaman" less in Magic: the Gathering, due to concerns of inaccurate representation of Shamanistic practices in real-world religions. This has caused quite a lot of stir because the announcement comes alongside the newest set being revealed -- a return to the Asian-inspired plane of Tarkir. Tarkir has a history of including many Shaman creatures, but many have been changed to Druids for fear that they are not "accurate representation" of Shamans.

However, instead of the usual "well, someone might be offended, so I guess it's a good change" reaction to such changes, the main magic subreddit has fully recognized how stupid this decision is, for a variety of reasons.

Wait, isn't there the same issue with Druids?

Well, yeah, but that doesn't matter because Druids are white

In pursuit of inclusivity, we have unincluded cultures from further representation

A comment about MTG going "woke" unironically upmarseyd in the sub

Beyond these specific examples, various people all over the thread are point out how performative and overly sensitive the change is (always have been), as well as many plainly stating the fact that it's strange that you can do whatever you want with Western cultures but non-white stuff is completely taboo to riff on at all.

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I mean that really depends. If you get a nasty infection you're fricked but don't underestimate the human ability to recover or even just persist through grievous injury. We have prehistoric evidence of people living with holes in their skulls or arms or other body parts missing. Also humans aren't really stabby hunters they're persistence hunters. Its not the javelins you threw at the mammoth thats going to kill it but exhaustion and blood loss. Getting close to the mammoth means something is probably going wrong. (1)

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Name 3 capitalist societies that had these issues and then name 3 socialist/communist ones that had it.Which one was easier to answer? Again, sure. Capitalism is far from perfect but the alternatives are considerably worse. The best is a capitalistic economy with some socialistic programs in place to readily help those who need it, healthcare and as safety net. (-3)

USA, the UK, and Germany.There have been no completely socialist nor communistic countries on these levels. Communism is a stateless classless society, and as the USSR had a state, they were not communist. They were aiming for it, the main problem is that their choice of how to try and get there was nested in the belief that you need a vanguard party, and that vanguard party becomes the ruling class, which becomes authoritarian.The DPRK is not communist, because again, Communism is a stateless classless society, and therefore there couldn't be an authoritarian dictator overseeing it.During the 'wild west', the USA committed a genocide against Native Americans, often times ignoring signed treaties while doing so. They slaughtered buffalo because they knew that tribes relied on them, and viewed them as sacred, leading to starvation, and death.The US also had the whole Slavery thing, as well as political imprisonments(Remember the Japanese concentration camps during WWII?) and has a hi... (1)

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I'm going to give you a bit of a different and a little bit of political answer here, but bear with me cause I think it would indirectly answer your question. At least that's my opinion on the matter, you're not bound to agree with me.Working itself is not the problem. Imagine coming into life and serving zero purpose to your fellow humans. Who would create the food surpluses needed so we're not all farming for our food? Who would collect the trash so we don't live in wastelands? Who will treat the sick? You get the idea. The problem is that in a truly free market, with SENSIBLE regulations (not rules for every single thing), people that earn an honest living could in theory be able to provide for themselves and their families working one job with normal hours. We all know people who bought their homes and sustained their families on one income. The government should interfere in the economy ONLY to bust monopolies and cartels and insider trading etc. Anything that would mean market... (1)

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That's all I have to say

I don't mean the support/healing ones, the genuine pro-Ana ones. I really wanna lurk one. Do the feds shut them down or have ppl lost interest?

https://old.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1j1jhcq/lpt_just_put_the_game_on_easy/mfl6bfc/?context=8

>I had to stop playing some games because they were actions i can't do, there should be an option to skip fights, or lower the difficulty after each fail

https://old.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1j1jhcq/lpt_just_put_the_game_on_easy/mflamme/?context=8

>Every day you're making progress just by showing up. Give yourself a break, you got this.

we need a hugbox emoji but this was the best I could find

https://old.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1j1jhcq/lpt_just_put_the_game_on_easy/mfm9ofv/?context=8

>I've started looking up instructions before a boss fight. Much less stressful when I don't have to guess what weapons will be effective!

Muh stress from bideo games

If you wonder why marriage and birth rates are tanking in China, this is the exact reason why.

Extreme materialism has reached even rural parts now.

This dehati woman wants 1M Yuan to marry (140k USD or 1.2 Cr INR). Even her parents have given up on her.

C: China Unvarnished pic.twitter.com/UkOEIm8yce

— do'o kappa (@viprabuddhi) March 5, 2025

140k USD

For that

No wonder chinki scrotes want to conquer every other country on earth. I'd do it too if that was the alternative.

Age of Empires 2 Man at arms pic.twitter.com/w6BUppd7wA

— Kabewski (Comms open) (@Kabooski01) June 7, 2024