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Dragon: The Bruce-Lee Story Pick A Fight At The Gym [4K]

https://media.tenor.com/JuFaI7BS5ugAAAAx/bruce-lee-mad.webp

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A reminder for all you Low IQ "Sports" fans :marseybigbrain: :donkeykongdtf:
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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

This isn't mild. This is trashy (347)

The car, you mean? (44)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Its stainless steel tho, right? This should wipe right off. (33)

What if it's self etching? (3)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

[removed] (583)

TikTok ahh censorship (33)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Some asswipe that does this to another person's property deserves an butt whipping.Someone is going to get the crap beaten out of them if caught and I'm sure the anti Musk Reddit fricks will scream bloody murder.Also in some states, vandalism of a car that does not belong to you is a felony. Yep, go to prison and have your life ruined because you don't like Elon. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Wow. So vandalism is okay with you? Sadly I'm not surprised. Your tolerance is pretty thin. And you scream police brutality when arrested for committing crimes. If the driver had gotten out, and a fight started, you'd be screaming on reddit about how a racist attacked and beat the man. Found out he was .01 percent native American and then screamed it was a hate crime attack. Then protested. Same old same old. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I dont think it's a great vehicle. I dislike Elon. Tesla is overrated.But wtf did this guy do to deal with this crap? He's already made the mistake of buying this thing, now he's gotta deal with buttholes who do entitled shit for views?This is just fricking stupid. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/TheDookeyman

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 4

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Minimum angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Bigoted shop owner dares to ask a woman if she has a d*ck!
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Unpopular Opinion Contest

Post your least popular opinions as a top level comment in this thread. Whichever opinion is least popular will win 1000 DramaCoin, and have a banner designed for it with a direct attribution to you (so don't say anything you wouldn't want the whole site to know you endorse in perpetuity :marseywholesome:).

If you agree with an opinion, upmarsey it. If you disagree with an opinion, downmarsey it. In five hours I will announce the winner.

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There's probably drama here

And all through the thread itself

but it's just so surreal that they responded that I'm content to leave it at this

:marseyconfused2#:

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Dominance established :parrot: :marseybackingintobush:
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Tips on trolling people from the middle kingdom :marseychingchong:

I've been browsing XiaoHongShu ever since the tiktok ban. If you don't know what XiaoHongShu (on the app store it is called Rednote) is it is basically the Chinese pinterest, if pinterest was more video oriented. Actual Chinese tiktok is only available for those with a Chinese phone number so a lot of american creators talked about going to XHS around the time of the Tiktok ban.

Its a pretty cool app, I was surprised that the algo would guide me to thick women so quickly considering that isn't in style in asia. But in my time on the app I came to notice that chinese people have some very thin skin and big egos about their nation, their national standing, and what is and isn't Chinese. Anyways here are some quick tips on how to troll em.

1. Talk about how great the game Astrobot is:

Recently Astrobot, a silly marioesque platformer, won game of the year over Black Myth Wukong, a game by Chinese devs that follows a classic Chinese story. This ENRAGED Chinese g*mers as Black Myth was super popular and had a real shot at getting China it's first game of the year, and to see it beat by this childish platformer where the main character rides a ps5 like a rocket ship was triggering :pepereeeeee:. I think that all you have to say is something to the effect of "what do you guys think of Astrobot? I really like it" to get waves of chicom malding.

2. Say Lunar new year instead of Chinese new year:

Chang is very protective of things he thinks as Chinese, some other asian countries decided to call Chinese new year Lunar new year and now Chang wants to put the Chin back in Chinkmas. Chinese people also claim Kimchi, sushi, the color red, and if the pattern continues they are going to say that they invented the Nanking massacre. They claim that it is the Koreans that actually do this, and say that Koreans claim christmas as a Korean holiday. As far as I can tell they just completely made this up on their own.

3. Downplay the importance of China in history:

To no surprise to anyone, the middle kingdom acts like they are at the center of the universe. They are super protective of the idea that China was a super important part of the world, while this isn't wrong they are REALLY insecure about it and constantly make up attacks to react to.

Like "Westerners say that Rome conquered China!" uh... no?

"Westerners deny Chinese history!" No, what does happen is that historians don't take stories of ancient Chinese dynasties as fact when there is no physical evidence or contemporary accounts of these empires.

4. Perform horrific medical experiments on them as part of unit 731 :trollface:

Like a boss

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Gulf of America chads, we've won
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I really want Elon to royally frickup Social Security, Medicaid, Medicaid, and piss off all old voters to go after the GOP.

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

I hope his zoomer twinks royally frickup and crash websites, block payments for months.

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  • Ubie : pizzashill got spurned by a woman. :marseymanysuchcases:
  • hater : There's nothing friendly about this reminder. This is a declaration of war.
  • FreedomforChristmas : Telling my foid friends about this one :marseygossipretard:
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Friendly reminder: foids are not your friends.

Too many men fall into the false reality trap: that foids are humans just like us.

Foids operate on instinct, and their instinct is to by default hate any man that is not highly useful to them.

A foid is almost invariably trying to use you for personal gain in most scenarios.

Do not be kind to foids.

Do not help foids.

Do not train foids well: if you are forced to train a foid train them poorly so they get fired quickly.

Never let a foid befriend you. Be suspicious of any foid that makes eye contact with you. Spread bad rumors about any foid you feel is a threat to you.

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Avg Bengali foid

@tiptopkitkat is it bad that I low key want a (much cuter) foid to do this to me?

:marseybottom:

Lmao they're medinipuriya I'm sending this to my father looks like kolkata won a total cultural victory there too when my mother first went there after marriage people talked about her not being veiled and now they have empowered foids hitting their moids and forcing them to eat.

:platylol:

Maybe Islam is the answer

:marseydepressed:

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EVERY STACK OVERFLOW ANSWER IS SOME PIECE OF SHIT PASTING A USELESS AI RESPONSE :marseyraging:

Using AI directly is useless too it just tells me to reinstall when the installation itself is the problem then rewords itself to tell me to install repeatedly until it starts hallucinating :marseyraging:

:marseyrage: I hate the modern web I hate the modern web I hate the modern web

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A complete accounting of the 20 SOFT RANGS OF POWER we just lost.

Geopolitical Analysis

"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill @JimieWhales

"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude

You're both wrong. :marseywingcuck:

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!

They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.

While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.

USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?

Simple.

FRAUD

Rangs of Soft Power



Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland

2. Transgender Opera in Colombia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031VX3yVrdY5t_0SQ.webp

3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series

Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam

5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.

6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza

7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959030iD8Q92gAOVhOuQ.webp

8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan

9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )

10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031y99tu0YOBSq87Q.webp

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala

12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers

13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031G1f6esLK16oL-g.webp

14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media

15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh

16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031zMRL0FFoDuLf0w.webp

17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal

18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan

19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English



Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.

All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.

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Online Movement 50501 Calls for National '50 States' Anti-Trump Protest Planned for Feb 5 : technology

					
					

Technology? !chuds !nooticers !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iguth2/newsweek_national_50_states_antitrump_protest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/duplicates/1ihh63h/online_movement_50501_calls_for_national_50/

:#marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/marvo4v/?context=8

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I'm finishing the reddit>resetERA>Kiwi Farms>rDrama pipeline

The OP

Starts with the Monster Sipping :boomermonster:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338461L-1Q8EwGA0THUg.webp

Quotes a reddit post that he found relatable- the heart of the complaint was it being annoying having to go through so many log-ins and child account bullshit which sometimes also randomly threw off errors just so his kid could get a Lego game installed

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338461YZxj1VHVvdPi1g.webp

His original commentary- perhaps it should be less annoying to buy a game for your kid

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462NHkA2L-Robrs2g.webp

Seems reasonable right? No Child! Banned for 2 months for complaining about video game purchases on a video game forum :marseyjan#ny2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462W69eeGRTbSNvEg.webp Enjoy no threadmaking privileges when you return!

The enlightened replies

Of course we got some great contributions from the epic game players.

this is true

NOOO JUST DON'T HAVE AN ICKY CHILD. This isn't a problem for me, specifically :smugjak:

But it still is if you have a child

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462rIn-I8SI9Fbtgw.webp

Ummm akshually why aren't you buying this Soyney game for your PS5???? Sony probably gets less money when you buy it for PC, so you should have no reason to buy it there

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462ltPEdxYacl8nhQ.webp

:marseysoyswitch:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17353384623fuPZk4OMMWS9A.webp

Why don't you remember all your passwords for shit like Sony accounts that you literally type in once and never again??? Are you stupid? (I guarantee you this guy uses the same password for literally everything)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462YdQ5doZee3Q7Ig.webp

User is confused as OP is just griping and reminiscing about the good old days instead of trying to stir up hate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338462wAuURcFbS03WFQ.webp

Adding unnecessary bullshit steps to everything is a good thing actually! It's you who are impatient for wanting to simply install a program and be done with it! And yes it can be annoying, but why would you want it to be less so?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735338463A_Pos1APfkeF0g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17353384632LbiiSbY66YhHQ.webp

Remember, you're not a true epic g*mer if you don't spend all your time simping for large companies

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642188fe6DIqNIwoeQMw.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162006hse9uaYeZ_pt_A.webp :marseyraytraced#: cost: $ Free :marseythumbsup:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007QicNJ84DPnWLWA.webp :marseybadlydrawn#: cost: $250 :marseyweeping: :mjlol: :shyyt:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007SGgvInxIbmeLlA.webp

Your artist gave her high poly face low poly thighs :marseyfacepalm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007WPML70mFlWyPoA.webp

I prefer the left, but because of the lighting, not the art.

If I was scrolling through a list of titles on Steam, that would pop out to me more.

Given, it gives off horror survival vibes, so if your game isn't that, then carry on haha.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007ulj70P5NEK7vhA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007U57syMNzBeCrXg.webp

The human-made art here is clearly just a bunch of copy/paste, or a screenshot of a game with a filter on it. Look at the columns on the walls. They're all completely identical. Same exact texture on all of them. That doesn't happen when a human actually draws 10 columns. But it does happen when a mediocre artist draws one column and copy/pastes it. Or when they use an asset pack to create a 3D scene and then apply some kind of art filter to it.

So, maybe we can postpone the deep dive into AI vs Human, and just acknowledge that the human artist here did an extremely cheap/sloppy job? Is that what we're supposed to be "supporting" and "protecting" by not using AI art?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007G3IWfTMRMC46lw.webp

The left is AI or the Right? The left looks better to me. Plus some platforms don't like promos where the gun is pointing out. As lame as that sounds. Apple, for example. Ideally, they don't want the gun at all but otherwise pointed away.

Left is ai, it's a PC game and so I wanted it to be similar to other of the genre

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735162007LE93qcenFPl0JA.webp

I mean... as someone who draws for fun I will say artist did a really fricking bad job with imagine on the right, like super lazy work: left wall is copy-paste city, ceiling is AI generated xd, character looks flat and not even properly cutted from somewhere xd and goddarn this unrealistic shine of light coming straight out of her butt just to achieve any sort of contrast... And AI did much better job at composition because it copied the most and easy common one, your artist had not idea what composition is.

I hope you didn't pay much

Merry Christmas !aichads !g*mers

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The local paper has a feature on sg redditors today :marseyjourno:

https://old.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/1iqhn87/involuntarily_celibate_inside_the_minds_of_incels/

lol sgraw has lots more salty threads:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqklhj/to_readers_of_st_who_come_here_after_reading_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqixh8/complain_about_ns_incel/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SingaporeRaw/comments/1iqj06y/straits_times_never_bash_incels_cannot_sleep/

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Ubisoft admits "neighbors gotta have their watermelon"
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Banana award is live. Please apply bananas to this post to test.

sizing check

:#dkwould:

:dkwould:

:dkwould: with text

You'll also notice that I've forcibly reenabled the cursor Marsey for everyone. This is so you can appreciate the adorable cursor kong by @Elias_Acorn. You are welcome.

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nightswimming

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Daily affirmation

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