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  • Y : Get a "load" of this guy :marseyshesright:
  • Wuzizname : I don't work for you.
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100 dc to anybody who tweets to Elon Musk's official twitter handle the Message I have for him in the post.

The Message:

"Elon. You know the world is not surviving till 2100. You need to stop with the dumb distractions because we need more than 10,000 people on Mars before 2050 if we are going to survive the collapse. Good luck."

Send me a screencap of the message being tweeted to Elon and I will transfer you 100 dc.

Preferably as many of you send the message to him as possible.

This is important. I have checked with both AI and psychic sources. This needs to be done now.

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  • Saitama : sweater
  • Vegeta : sweater
  • Draki_Oldtooth : how about you put in word upstairs and free those of us chuds who completed No N November succesfull
  • sob : Free @HailVictory1776 as a Christmas gift please :sob:
  • haggis : Honeymoon pics plz
  • 0BS : I feel like a bad person now, thanks
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Literally just some pictures from Aevann's wedding including his new wife's wardrobe malfunction

No I'm clickbaiting frick off

cc: @HOHOHOTEP (kiII yourself)

re: https://rdrama.net/post/322375/fun-christmas-contest-coming

This year for Fistmas we are doing something new, simple enough for everyone to participate in, and hopefully fun :star:

The UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST.

@JoyceCarolOates has very cheerfully created the Marseys wearing unadorned sweaters below for you to make any of them into WHATEVER YOU WANT:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829307123845.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829316386595.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829324802024.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829332906442.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829341873376.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282935223531.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282936062866.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829369858458.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829379880326.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282938867026.webp

EDIT: PATTERNED VERSIONS FROM @BussyBoy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851855445063.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733285187041836.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851881081452.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733285189079267.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851900373743.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733285191116097.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851921249492.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733285193119782.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851942084296.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332851951133692.webp

Design an ugly Christmas sweater for her. Or even a very nice Christmas sweater, I don't care. Post it in this thread and also submit it as an emoji making sure to include "XMASSWEATER" as a tag. Your prize is the badge you see in this thread and 500dc.

Once they're all in I think I'd like to make either some margin art with them or maybe a happy sidebar image or ten or an animation or something idk. You're welcome to do the same.

Anyway like I said, simple.

RULES

  • Must be in by 12/24/2024.

  • I know I said "everyone can participate" but don't just draw a fricking line or something, at least TRY to make it look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

  • That's literally it, merry Fistmas.

!everyone

Community Note by @X

There are no lewd pics :marseycoomer3:

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/h/femboy tries sports
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Bought Canadian jacket

I didn't looked at brand and thought the jacket looked cool. The package came destroyed because package that cost more than 500 euro are marked so local Muhamed had to make sure to check if it's not iPhone so the package was open and plastic damaged with fingers.

The jacket is like 10kg, very heavy, looks cool but what genius decided to sell Canadian winter jacket in west Europe, that jacket is super warm. Even for Scandinavian capital cities

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@username is having a melty over some cute raccoons.

!coons

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This is not unusual, I personally know more than one person who made low 8 figures.

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  • X : Total. :marseytrain:. Death

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809390160744.webp

:#soysnootypefasttalking: :soysnooseethetalking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809391611998.webp

>White Supremacist

:#bruh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809393800652.webp

:#marseythonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733080939542337.webp

Holy mother of reddit, this reply is the :#smugjak: personified

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733080939655111.webp

>MySpace emos of the 2000s became the "queer community" of 2020s social media

:#marseypikachu2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809398511727.webp

"It's not like he killed anyone" yes he did you chud bigot, posting mean tweets towards tranx folx is genocide and makes you as evil as Hitler and Pol Pot :marseyshapiro:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173308094007216.webp

No, as long as they still have access to their MCU merch and UberEats, ledditors do not get tired, fighting back against online bigots is their reason to live.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809402413101.webp

:#marseytruthnuke: :#soyjaktantrum:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809403801405.webp

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/516/241/719.jpeg

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809407382638.webp

:siren: LAST COMMENT HAS BREACHED CHUD CONTAINMENT :#chudtantrumfast: :#siren:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809408874347.webp

:#soysnoo6:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809410930855.webp

>mfw when I die I will be regarded as a terminally neurodivergent BBC/BWC poster on an obscure subreddit splinter website

:#gigachad2:

!transphobes !chuds !trump2024 !project2025 !music

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:marseyhelp: Reminder that these are the people who actively use reddit

https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ik9krr/i_just_learned_that_i_have_aphentasia/

I'd ask why would brainlets :brainletpit: publicly admit they are brainlets... :brainletchest: but I then remember they are, in fact, brainlets :marseybrainletclapping:. !nooticers !pings

@Kongvann can you make a chatgpt pull that autopopulates relevant reddit comments, as a phone poster that is difficult and I'm lazy enough :marseyantiwork: :marseysleep3:. !codecels

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One of the women featured in Destiny's :marseydestiny: s*x tape leaks wants to sue him

					
					

On November 29th, I learned that the streamer Destiny had non-consensually shared pornographic content of me online. My dignity, peace of mind, and hopes for the future, were stripped away in a mere matter of seconds following the betrayal of someone I previously trusted.

I am at least the third person he has done this to. I hope to be the last. I will not be commenting on the experience of the other women he has hurt, as it is not my place or story to tell. I will however share my story in the hopes of preventing this from occurring again.


I have been told that a court case like this could potentially cost over tens of thousands of dollars. I am terrified. I mean, this guy talks about potentially suing Hasan (as if for fun), and Hasan actually has the resources to defend himself. I cannot imagine what he might try to do to me in this process. Sometimes, I wonder if he does this as an intimidation tactic. I wonder if he is purposely trying to put fear into my heart when he casually talks about throwing money into a lawsuit with a multi-millionaire who can fight back. As if it's an indirect flaunt/warning over his capability of out spending me in whatever legal case I throw at him. At the request of my friends, I have been encouraged to link my give send go regarding this case here, in hopes that we can raise enough for me to legally succeed.

https://www.givesendgo.com/suedestiny

EDIT: The mods of /r/Destiny have acknowledged Pxie's statement (without mentioning her by name) and say that Destiny will prepare a statement of his own:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1i5vseg/destiny_will_be_making_a_poststatement_within_the/

@arsey !ranchers

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I really struck a nerve here. Screenshots in post.

					
					

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fixing my furnace with dad

he would not stop singing pearl jam "alive" and was very proud of his eddie vedder impression tbh i was too then he started going on about the lesbian he used to work with who had a name that sounded very similar to his over the intercom then he started talking about how much he likes licking clit should i put him in a home?

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Pikachu says Trans rights! (OC, customized PokePla kit)

					
					

Context

Some nasty witch made a post about her trans pikachu or something and posted it on /r/pokemon. They didn't like it as confirmed by unddit:

  • removed comments: 132/322 (41.0%) deleted comments: 21/322 (6.5%)

Anyway, as I'm the chad type (and they are the crying soys), I've noticed that like a majority of trans positive comments are downmarseyed to oblivion due to bots and/or brigaded by right-wing extremists and the reactions are too funny:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1hlrits/pikachu_says_trans_rights_oc_customized_pokepla/m3oq2rq/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1hlrits/pikachu_says_trans_rights_oc_customized_pokepla/m3oo8w6/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1hlrits/pikachu_says_trans_rights_oc_customized_pokepla/m3ovufv/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1hlrits/pikachu_says_trans_rights_oc_customized_pokepla/m3omcjn/?context=8


/r/Gamingcirclejerk - G*mer couldnt stand seeing anpikachu and a trans flag in the same pic [sic jfc]

Anyway, the thread got posted to our friends over at /r/gamingcirlejerk by the gorgeous Oktavia - whose beauty only reflects their orthographic skills - and it's a crysis-just-got-released-in-2007 situation. Most comment chains got jannied clean but undelete has them saved:

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hmdiu5/_/m3tgpsh/#comment-info

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hmdiu5/_/m3v0u8o/#comment-info

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hmdiu5/_/m3u95sw/#comment-info

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hmdiu5/_/m3tq5oz/#comment-info

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hmdiu5/_/m3tgwoj/#comment-info


Anyway, transphobes got btfo'd by lore accurate pikachu:

Ash's Pikachu has canonically crossdressed by taping a piece of yellow paper to the end of his tail, which is directly referenced in the photo.

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[🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘] Democracy moment

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

"How do you know capitalism works better than communism.""Look at history!""Ok, should we also look at history to see if monarchy works better than democracy?""NOOO!!!! No more looking at history!!!" (14)

r/RoyalismSlander Royalism was very successful historically. (-1)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

"How do you know capitalism works better than communism.""Look at history!""Ok, should we also look at history to see if monarchy works better than democracy?""NOOO!!!! No more looking at history!!!" (14)

The vast majority of human progress occurred under monarchs (-1)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Are you talking about World War I, literally the most shameful event in the history of monarchy as an institution and the catalyst that caused most politically powerful monarchies to start crumbling world wide? (13)

"What in tarnation, by not ceding ground to Adolf Hitler, you triggered him to start a destructive war! What a shameful display to democracy (Hitler was democratically elected)!" (-1)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

"What in tarnation, by not ceding ground to Adolf Hitler, you triggered him to start a destructive war! What a shameful display to democracy (Hitler was democratically elected)!" (-1)

Are you seriously mixing up World War I and World War II?? Hitler was a direct consequence of World War I which was a direct consequence of poor leadership by monarchists. (10)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

WW2, war of 1812, craziness during classical antiquity, Roman Republic etc.. (1)

So cleaning up monarchy's mess, a war between a republic and a monarchy, and a nation that started more wars as an empire than as a republic? Sounds about right. Did you forget that Europe was at war continuously for 1,500 years under monarchy? (6)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

With the new territories in the East... they would've been able to continue fighting. (1)

Ok, and? The people were being starved, around 750,000 people. That's a lot of non-military casualties. They were being pushed back, their propaganda said they weren't, but they were, and by 1917 luddendorf was already preparing for defeat. That's why they were already weakening the monarchy before the war even ended, they hoped that the entente would prefer a democracy. Austria Hungary would've been battered by Italy regardless, American troops weren't really there, and if Austria fell, than Germany would be by itself. The ottomans were already collapsing, and Bulgaria couldn't sustain itself (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Derpballz

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🔘

Number of comments: 23

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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/u/ElderExecutioner she's right, you pathetic frick. Stop crying on groomercord. No female wants a pathetic kitty male.

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Sardine Exposed as Libertarian After Exposing Libertarian

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737714603cmrVw68JjAyYyA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737714603-dxYj-F-gDQUvw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737714603zvTJds9Z3-Vznw.webp

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Swipe right on life
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Almost all comments have already been deleted so I couldn't entirely figure out what is going on, but it seems the CEOs main Nazi behaviours are:

1. Refuses to stop using Xtter and Facebook

2. On his Xtter there are some statements to the effect that women in games should be attractive

3. He has changed character creation labels from Body Type A/B to Male/Female

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Trench Crusade will make Christianity cool again : TrenchCrusade

					
					

Trench crusade is doomed

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Kanye :marseyyakub: straight up posting :marseycomplain: porn now
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Cat thread?
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Itachi's Hate

!anime !weebs

What are your favorite anime soundtracks to listen to?

For my new years resolution I have decided to take up cardio kickboxing classes. I am still underweight so I'm not supposed to do too much cardio, but I will also be trying to eat more so it should balance out.

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Good lord Meg had the hourglass - whatever happened to her?

Meg had a good body, waist/hip ratio is superb as depicted. Whatever happened to her? Does she have a public profile of any kind to this day? I heard once that Anna said something about Meg being unhappy with how the income from

the pod was shared but unsure if that's true.

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