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HBWO Reddit Max is making a Luigi Dwocumentary :marseyceokiller:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739497919AZ5t5WtDR7RSuQ.webp

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It's underreported but Trump just nuked Temu, Shein, and the entire droppooping industry :marseyemojirofl:

Maybe American Apparel can come back

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738517533M3fra4m0e3BmEg.webp

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:marseysteer: :marseytrans:
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Feeding the disabled racoon before the others. It's called respect.

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Here's how Harris can still win. :marseyturkey:

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:marseyfrozenchosenchoke:

:marseym#anysuchcases:

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:marseysoyhype: Lift, run, fight, shoot. Become strong in all.

:chudsmug: So basically, you're all fricked

:chudglassesglow: Yep lol

They post shit like this while their side unironically believes the below

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/03/getting-fit-could-turn-you-into-a-rightwing-jerk


:shadowrage: And don't forget to look up delicious, healthy recipes in the @N@rchist cookbook!

:marseychuddance: Yall are screwed ngl

:marseychud: You won't do shit

:soysnooseethe: Sounds like projection on your part.


:marseysoylentgrin: I'm never going to be strong enough to repel a Nazi, but generalizing here, keep up your health. It is beneficial in so many ways I won't bother to list them. Everyone on reddit hates me because I always bring up cooking your own food, not smoking, not drinking, getting exercise every day, giving up fast food and ultraprocessed stuff. It's all key to keeping your body and teeth healthy over the years.

The effects are cumulative - one day you wake up and you have some godawful chronic disease, or your ticker isn't what it could be, or you need yet another root canal, and you are slowed down and inconvenienced by having to use the medical system all the time, take pills, etc.

Also, get an annual check up if only so you have a record of your own stats. It's actually interesting to compare your numbers year to year.

:marseyauthright: As a nazi myself, this is all really good advice. Regardless of what ideology you have, everyone should abandon unhealthy lifestyles and unhealthy food. Most fast food/door dash and other stuff you get in groceries are deliberately kept unhealthy in order to have a population that can't resist and constantly kept broke and in debt. (not to mention how immoral some of the sources of this food are.) You don't need to be shredded but eating well and working out daily with basic calisthenics goes a long way.


:marseytroll: As someone who's immunocompromised from a COVID vaccine injury, I've learned that sometimes the best choice isn't to fight head-on, but to hide and protect myself. It's a hard reality, but sometimes survival means stepping back, staying safe, and waiting for a time when I'm stronger.

In Harry Potter, Harry and his friends often had to choose between direct confrontation and retreat. Hiding, like when Harry and his allies went into hiding in The Deathly Hallows, was often the wisest choice. It wasn't about surrender, but about preserving their strength for when it was truly needed.

Similarly, Anne Frank showed us the power of survival. She and her family lived in hiding, and though it was painful and isolating, it was their only chance to stay alive. Sometimes, hiding isn't a sign of weakness; it's a strategy to make sure we can continue the fight later.

For me, hiding isn't giving up. It's about protecting my health and holding onto hope for a better, safer future.

:soyjakwow: (OP) this is real and valid, but PLEASE try to avoid citing transphobic authors. Stay safe!

:chudspin: This thread is the most chronically online shit I've ever seen in my life 😭

:marseydarkxd: Lol


:marseyrapscallion: YES! me and my wife's boyfriend hit the gym everyday so we can own the chuds!


:soyjakanimeglasses: /r/Swoletariat

It fricking exists btw :marseyemojilaugh:

:marseytroublemaker: I am trans so I don't want to lift too much, maybe some toning


:marseyderp: That's a little ableist but I'll support the idea of being healthy! I'm on track at the moment having gone from 260 -> 250 lbs, nearly there =)

thats literally just water weight lmao you can drop that much in less than a week on any strict diet. So you haven't really accomplished anything. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there bud

No negativity in my revolution :marseydownvotemad:

:marseygigachad: Now we're getting somewhere!

Go with testosterone, as well. Makes you more conservative.

Or just stop taking estrogen lmfao


We've officially found the saddest subreddit out there 🀣🀣

At this point it's >50% trolling by volume lmao

:marseyhesright: I saved this post yesterday before going to bed only to discover it crawling with MAGAts. How many are from here? :capywalking:

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RUSTY AND RENA

My precious bbs :marseyheart: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow: :marseyhearts: :marseyadmire:

!animalposters !cats

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:marseysteer:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1ii0o9g/us_government_department_to_tie_funding_to/

>Biden :marseybiden: offers increased child tax credit to encourage people to have kids

:#marseysleep:

>Drumpf :marseytrump: offers more money to cities that encourage people to have kids

:#marseywitchtriggered:

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Otters Make Funny Noises While Eating with Mic
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The story of the Michelin-star chef that killed himself :marseychef: :marseychartdowntrend2:

A classical Greek tragedy about hard work, big egos, and French culture.

His fanatical attention to detail, frenetic work ethic, and discerning palate, propelled him to the top of his profession, and earned him a knowledgeable and loyal, but unforgiving and demanding clientele.

:marseychefkiss: :marseyautism:

In the late 1990s, a new form of Asian-inspired "fusion cuisine" swept France, catering to an international corporate class and pleasing trend-driven "foodies" (a neologism of the movement), which Loiseau resisted.

:marseybased: :soyjakhipstergenocide:

Loiseau was downgraded from 19/20 to 17/20 in the Gault et Millau guide and received a strong negative media review from the gastronomic critic François Simon in the newspaper Le Figaro, but he still had his three stars in the Michelin Guide. Criticism continued to pour in and the media speculated about a possible future loss of a Michelin star.

:marseysweating: :marseystocksdown:

But on February 24, 2003, the chef finished his lunchtime service, rolled up his apron and drove home. Telling his ten-year old son – one of three children – to go and play outside, he went upstairs, locked the bedroom door and shot himself in the head with a hunting rifle, a present from his wife.

:marseydeadinside2:

After his death, three-star chef Jacques Lameloise said Loiseau had once confided, "If I lose a star, I'll kill myself".

:marseyworried:

Derek Brown, Michelin director at the time, said: "The idea of telling him about the concerns we had about some of his cooking was in order to give him an opportunity to consider whether he wanted to do something about it, which he did, as it turned out."

:mysides:

All in all, a messy story sparking many debates about whether reviewers should really be brutally honest, and if they are unfairly harsh. Perhaps it inspired Ratatouille (2007)?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739510016tAkCff-v1qeJ7Q.webp

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Jews hate on their white saviour
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UNEXPECTED CPI rise (again)

Shockingly the CPI (customer prices index) has risen again to 3%, nobody in the country could've predicted this happening.

Of course, this doesn't mean much of anything when prices seem to be entirely arbitrary, as seen by this monstrosity

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740073723y9tWe54OvNR8Vw.webp

Alongside non-existent wage growth

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740073723h9BLUj5tdXIoLg.webp

Results entirely in the obvious choice to get out of this country as fast as I can. But the next vote will fix things surely. :marseyflaguk:

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there are new gorilla hats in the shop btw

and several existing dk ones

just search donkey and diddy (harambe for the 2 new ones)

why are you not kongmaxxing !friendsofkong

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I wonder which team :taylaugh: wants to ban the bussy pushy (tush push)

Green Bay says

"There is no skill involved and it is almost an automatic first down on plays of a yard or less,"

Blatant homophobia from a team that calls themselves packers but can't bussy pushy.

The Bills couch says

"The way that the techniques that are used with the play, to me, have been potentially contrary to the health and safety of the players,"

I've never heard of getting a concussion in my butt

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Maro's final word on DEI in Magic

					
					

Right, there's nothing productive to be had in terms of discussion here, and I don't think you guys even care at this point either to try.

Call it whatever stupid buzzword you want - Woke, DEI, PC, SJW, or whatever dumb term people come up with next week. I don't care. The term means, always has meant, and always WILL mean "Not being an butthole to someone because they're different to you."

Don't pretend that the old stories were fine just having black or gay people - Because buttholes complained about that then, just like you are complaining about it now. The reality is, people who are not the same skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, lifestyle, size, physical ability, etc etc, than you, Exist. They always have, and always will.

Culture including people with different characteristics to you IS NOT A SLIGHT. They are not doing it to offend you, or to "gaslamp you" or whatever nonsense the Anti Woke Brigade has come up with this week. These characters are being created so that the real human beings who have those differences, have someone to look at and go "Hey this guy's like me!" That's it. That's the whole thing. It's just about making everybody feel welcome.

If you want to complain about this, I encourage you to send us a modmail. But this thread is locked, and you know darn well why.

:#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2: :#pepejannie: :#marseyjannysuspicious:

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:carppetergriffin:
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Post funny and good centrist comics

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739161158w65jV0h3e3DIQQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739161158vbVGP_TRpRi0WQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739161158E2BrLRWUeIQVJg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739161158faMTPBB8nYqVSw.webp

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!chuds

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:drafts: Does this look like a couple in love to you?

Ari clearly has the ick.

I can't get over Ari's hand :marseyxd: She's posing like this is an annoying fan that wants a quick selfie, not the guy she fricked and destroyed two marriages to have.

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chadmom helps child choose a more productive hobby, reddit calls it "abuse" :marseyeyeroll2:

					
					

who the frick even stands with their toes touching

and as @corp discovered, it was all anime girls

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17397197337LaxxeYBBMEDHw.webp

!chads !art

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please do NOT oversexualize her tight wet beabadussy
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