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China asskizsing roundup

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1itd0qp/trump_hands_the_world_to_china/

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1itegtv/trump_hands_the_world_to_china/

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED :marseyelonmusk2: Surprising no one, turns out that Elon Musk wants to shutter USAID because they were Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine :marseyxd: :marseyelonmusk: :!marseyshook:

!nonchuds !burgers imagine if we lose our superpower and soft power status due to fElon's r-sluration lmao

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1iic6hd/usaid_was_investigating_starlink_over_its/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iijq3w/usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/1iibzbn/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/comments/1iif10l/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating_starlink/

https://old.reddit.com/r/the_everything_bubble/comments/1iigacg/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Foodforthought/comments/1iig8vw/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1iipls5/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/uspolitics/comments/1iiiakk/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/496605242

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/25160779?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/25175633

https://lemmy.world/post/25161476

:marseybluecheck:

BlueSky:

Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365

Gizmodo (@gizmodo.com) 2025-02-05T14:01:04.834Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2FGossiTheDog.cyberplace.social.ap.brid.gy%2Fpost%2F3lhgslvg5wta2

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950041

Community Note by @Homoshrexual

They're looking into how Ukraine used the AID money, not SpaceX

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:marseysalutepride: Oklahoma City DSA Queer Fight Club :marseyhomohitler:

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Happy Valentines babe! Want to debate genocide an Israel? Then we can frick, right?

lmao politicope debaters and wingcucks are a frickin annoying scourge.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1iofzga/girlfriend_thinks_ip_is_a_genocide/mcj2jcq/?context=8

I need Destiny to argue wingcuck shit for me! How can I do this alone? Optically optically think of the optics omg the optics

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Anyone remember college humor? This is it now

I used to go on college humor when I was a kid but fell off when I was a teen like most of the people here. I just tried to find the website and couldnt. Apparently theyve rebranded based on their youtube page.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739011983iS_p2XZwLUNTOQ.webp

So i went to the new website and what do you know? Its like every other media slop around now. Lets get into their original programing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739011983n6RObIGiNQ_pag.webp

Dungeons and drag queens which looks like understudies for ru pauls

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739011984MHj1hK6M06KTrA.webp

Make some noise which is described as "A game show where talented contestants compete to bring to life silly prompts." Chat GPT 2 could have come up with a more passionate show description

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739011984X_Wg9rNAtF83VA.webp

um actually which is "Introducing a game show of fandom minutiae one-upmanship, where nerds do what nerds do best: flaunt encyclopedic nerd knowledge at Millennium Falcon nerd-speed." again the description makes me viscerally cringe

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739011984cKK6plhL3Lod1Q.webp

Adventuring party which appears to be just the view but with the same D list drag queens

Just another example of shit I used to like :marseytrain2:ing out for an ever shrinking audience and straddling bankruptcy.

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CHina numbah wan

					
					
					
	

				
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hurray! kanye has recovered from nazism!

					
					
					
	

				
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[🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘] Convicted felon makes appearance at 2025 Super Bowl

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

He hates Philly. I hope the Eagles win by a landslide. (7681)

So far so good (617)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

He totally called out the election being rigged, having a black uncle Sam and telling America they picked the wrong one. Think he did pretty good speaking out. (511)

Wait when'd he do the other stuff beside have Sam Jackson do the intro (4)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

If this were Biden, I'm sure he'd have a few things to say (12)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Weeeeeeeell Donald Trump is a b-word- he's a big fat b-word He is the Biggest b-word in the whole wide worldHe's a stupid b-word- if there ever was a bitchHe's b-word to all the boys and girlsOn Monday, he's a b-word- on Tuesday he's a bitchOn Wednesday to Saturday- she's a bitchThen on Sunday, just to be different- she's a Super King Kamehameha bi-atch!Come on, you know the words! (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I would call him a bag or shit, but i can nourish soil with shit, so ill go with a bag of puke…that just kills anything and is absolutely worthless. And that salute during the anthem…tool. (5)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I get that a little less than half of the country doesn't like him, but can we stop it with the "convicted felon" bullshit? It's obvious that he committed a crime-- so did, probably, every politician, Congressman, businessman, or executive of any standing ever. There are thousands of state and federal code violations on the books and we all know that Trump was only nailed because there was political motivation to do so. The same reason the Republicans had political motivation to go after Hunter Biden.Continuing along this weak (and apparently unpersuasive line of logic, by the fact he was still elected) only serves to discredit your attempts to criticize this man. (5)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/phillygirllovesbagel

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 2

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 😡🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Premier League statement

!football huge W for Newcastle and Man City.

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/1ipg3xm/mike_keegan_premier_league_in_crisis_as_they_lose/

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ipg0yt/premier_league_in_crisis_as_they_lose_legal/. <-- Plenty of drama here

https://old.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/1ipgjni/man_city_victory_as_premier_league_sponsorship/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/comments/1iph02n/premier_league_sponsorship_rules_void_says/ <-- even more drama here

https://old.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/comments/1ipiqpd/premier_league_statement_on_arbitration_tribunal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/1iph9c6/infinite_athlete_back_in/

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The bombings were supposed to happen :marseyvenn6: at 9 AM. When medics and police :marseyevilagent: would :marseymight: centralize around the bombed buses, there :marseycheerup: were suicide :marseyhelium: teams ready :marseyexcited: to explode :marseyunibombersaint: in other parts of major :marseygaygeneral: cities. Then Palestinians from Judea and Samaria would :marseymight: storm :marseyhurricane2: the fences for an October :marseypumpkin0: 7th 2.0.

One woman :marseymidsommardani: saw the suspicious :marseysquint: package :marseyunabomber2: on the bus and alerted the driver :marseymespecial: to get everyone :marseynorm: off the bus. It exploded after everyone :marseynorm: got off. Then the call went out to the other buses and two more exploded without anyone on them. Three :marseyexeggcutor: other buses were found :marseymimic: with bombs :marseydroppingdownvotes: on them and those were removed and detonated as well.

No buses in Israel :marseyunhappymerchant: have been bombed since the last intifada because the bomb makers had been in prison. Many of those bomb makers were released recently in an exchange for the hostages. It's a strong :marseytarrant: coincidence that shortly after they were released that bombs :marseydroppingdownvotes: appeared on Israeli :marseyjewish: buses again.

!jidf

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!g*mers !coomers !male feminists

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Who would Win: Madoka Kaname (In her Goddess Form/Law of Cycles) vs Itachi Uchiha (No Sharingan)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740167263mx7QIk9pTuQ2VA.webp

Now I did make this fight a bit onesided because if Itachi had his sharingan he could just instantly win by looking her in the eyes. I may have made him too weak for this fight because I'm pretty sure when Madoka is in her ultimate form she has omnipotence, exists beyond space time, and has even erased people before they were born. Maybe I should give Itachi his sharingan back? (but without the mangekyo) ?

Also why did naruto move from being about ninja tactics and handsigns to giant DBZ blasts?

!anime !weebs

If your favorite character had to fight Itachi Uchiha how would it go?

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My Avowed review after 100 hours

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  • DickButtKiss : Yea yea yea we've heard this before - trans lives matter
  • Grue : Truth is for b-words. We perform in this traphouse
  • Y : Wait till u find out where that word comes from :marseysmughips:
  • Impassionata : the true rule of living in a post-ironic world is: intend your irony.
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Irony is a pestilence. I will only be sincereposting from here on out and I encourage you to do the same.

How can I tell if the irony has gone terminal? you may be wondering. And for that I have devised a simple test.


Did you think the title of this thread was ironic?


Now add up your totals and if you scored higher than a 0, you need some sincerity in your life.

Say NO to ironyposting.

:#marseyno:

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Cross gender friendship around the world..... :marseynooticeglow::chadarab::chadindianheadset:

					
					

https://i.redd.it/kxz6b11fphje1.png !foidmoment !moidmoment !eurochads !latinx !africans !asians

The most Liberal and Westernized Nafris celebrate the fast that they are 0.0001% less misogynistic than their Arab neighbors :marseyseethe: :

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tunisia/comments/1iqy1ov/better_than_most_of_our_neighbors_but_still_not/md3wl4f/?context=8

/u/National-Job-4984:

Alhamdulillah for Islam, hopefully we can make it redder with time

:!#speechbubble:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/d5/39/afd539eaec3d75d5930dc0c69df7cfaf.jpg

ALSO LMFAO NUNAVU:marseytrain2: ESKIMOCHUDS OF NORTHERN CANADA REALLY FRICKING HATE FOIDS :#marseyxdorbit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739760143gsHed-w4sryhYw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739761157fVtseoBGuna0Ag.webp !leafs !dayoftherake

Another interesting thing is that you can see the border of East Germany as having better gender relations than West Germany! :bruh:

However, while of course VmmahBVLLS of course inevitably win in the misogyny world championship, it seems that the majority-White regions of LatAm and the US appear to have the worst cases of gender relations, whereas the majority-indigenous BIPOC regions have the best! :marseysurprisedpikachu:

In Latin America it seems like the more European influence there is, the more gender division exists :marseyhmm:

!macacos @nuclearshill why is that? :marseynooticeglow:

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New Stonetoss

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How many of you actually prefer s*x toys over having s*x with men?

					
					

:marseyfujo:

All comments hinting that this /r/datingover40 inhabitant with 50 s*x toys might be a bit deranged are heavily downmarseyd.

This is why I don't use toys, I don't want my pleasure tolerance to get so high a man can't please me. If I masturbate, I'm using my hands. I prefer s*x with men.

I use vibrators and this hasn't really happened to me. I can still easily get there with a competent partner I'm genuinely attracted to. It's a whole different thing. Apples and oranges.

Most men simply don't fit those criteria.

This subforum is bizarre and sad. A human touch is better than a God darn toy. I don't know why this board keeps projecting their bad experiences onto other women. You are better off with 1 or 2 orgasms with a man than a 5 plus orgasms with a toy. There is something so dehumanizing about this re occurring topic.

Newsflash, some people can have different opinions than your own......

I think this is in the same vein of disassociation as excessive pornography usage. It seems like our culture is obsessed with removing human beings from the equation to our own detriment. And when we lose the ability to connect, we further detachment from the human element of sexuality.

S*x isn't perfect, it's messy, it's not clean, it doesn't always get us to the finish line, but it is a connection and passion between two people. That's what makes it so special, the human face to face interaction. That's what makes it wonderful. The lack of perfection. There's always trying again, always learning about each other more and that deepens our bond together.

Sorry but when the orgasm gap is a real thing and many femme AFAB people are choosing to skip out or use toys then it is absolutely not the same as excessive p0rn consumption. It's entirely possible to have trauma associated with sexual encounters I know I have it and I'd rather be safe than put in a difficult situation again.

Honestly OP this reads like it was written as wank fodder

I am curious who out there has 50 s*x toys...

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Our boy #calebhammer outted as being a s*x pest

					
					

Fricking shocked

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Fatass that can't sit down and write because he's busy eating says an Elden Ring movie could happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/twZojbLKcj

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I am again begging you to let me into !incels
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ЕU bаns xbоx соnsоļе sаļеs ín Russíа

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idgtml/eu_proposes_ban_on_video_game_sales_to_russia_in/

Thе nеwеst stоrу ís nоt уеt uр оn rеddít

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739985809pogCVCk3jdu6hQ.webp

Yоu knоw thоsе ļеgеndаrу ЕU соnsоļеs аnd hаrdwаrе

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17399858095e1AIEzrYm1nhw.webp

But wе nееd mоrе rеddítоrs ΙQ

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739985809_IDvjIpb6g-ryg.webp

Ι hаvе а jаíļbrоkеn рs5 аnd íts ļеss usеfuļ thаn

200 buxx tаb аs соmрutеr

Sо уоu sее ЕU gоv ís fuļļ wíth bооmеrs thаt sауíng shít ļíkе thís

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xiq0xv/ursula_von_der_leyen_the_russian_army_is_removing/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739985810b8JemYkuoRU4_Q.webp

Sо muсh соnfídеnсе ín thаt thаt mеssаgе, аnd

tо thís dау hе símрs fоř Ukřаínе tеļļs Russíа ís аbоut tо соļļарsе, sо Ι wrоtе hím а DM tо rеmínd hím аbоut thís mеssаgе

:marseyxd:

Ļíkе Аļļаh tоļd íf уоu dоnt mаkе 1 реrsоn smíļе ín оnе dау уоu wаstеd а dау

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if Heck is Other People, let's make Heaven on Earth ❤️

I think we should commit genocide on Russia and China and Iran and North Korea with nuclear weapons.

I don't want regime change, I just don't want their government and citizens to be alive at all :marseyembrace:

!burgers

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Boston is full of a bunch of fricking nazis

					
					
					
	

				
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Swat: *preps to go to a call*. KitchenConfidential: "HOLY SHIT IT'S ICE"

					
					

Thank you for letting them dip out quietly. wtf.

He should've fired them. Unless their felons with active warrants these guys would never bother them.

I don't think Americans are aware of what their food is going to cost without cheap exploitable labor.

About the same tbh.

These squads always look the same. Pudgy white guys who aren't well put together. They don't know what they're doing most of the time..

What? There's 2 fatties in there and they look like they know what they're doing. Believe it or not plainclothes units don't want to look like cops.

I mean, look at them as a unit. They look goofy. I understand multi agency cooperation but let's be real. They don't look serious. They look like the boys about to hit the airsoft range. One is excited about his buddy's gun for some reason, when they really should all be familiar enough with their shit that it's no big deal. Probably some new toy bought with tax money though. There's no uniform in sight. Just a bunch of tacticool gear in whatever ensemble you want apparently. Also we're gonna gather out here in this parking lot and goof off till 0600 then it's gravy time.

I can see the SWAT jacket on one.

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