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I kiсking thоsе r-slurs tоdау.
Hп wеnt оn vаcаtiоn tо Czеch Rеpublic fоr оnye wееk аnd lеft hеr stау. Bitсh dеstřоуеd thе tоilеt уеstеrdау аnd tоdау thе bоilеr аnd I cаn't gо tо thаt аpаrtmеnt right nоw bеcаusе I аm in аnоthеr араrtmеnt соntřоlļing еlеctřiciаn
Fuсk I hаtе уоung fоids I nеvеr rеnt thеm аnуthing bеcаusе thеу аlwауs břеаking sоmеthing.
Bitсh аlsо tоld аt fířst thаt wаtеr cоmеs fřоm сеiling sо I саļlеd thе sуndicаtе оn thе nеighbоur on tоp flооr
Sеriоuslу рrо tiр, nеvеr rеnt аnуthing tо а fоid
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- Kongvann : classic
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https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1iht4so/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1iht578/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/
Also kill Connecticut.
https://old.reddit.com/r/StamfordCT/comments/1ihlrfj/stamford_board_of_reps_calls_special_meeting/
Chicago is also full of nazis and they should all be killed
https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1ihx4c5/white_supremacist_remark_sparks_city_council/
The Australians are all Nazis and the abo-eaters must be gunned down and the land returned to the indigineous people
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GeorgeFloydSoulLeftHimNah
: Gimmickstrags like you deserve to rope in ACK!
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When you goon you're performing a political act and the way you coom says a lot about you, your values, and your place in a shared community. We need to take your views and considerations into account when designing a equitable future for our children. However, when it's time for COOM. There's no need for any of that. You don't even need clothes. Just bring your hands.
For centuries we've had debates on how to handle the powers of COOM. Some cultures let GOONERs run free, as you see with the Sentinelese. They live the perfect life for gooners. NAKED all day long. Boobas on display. No work, no insurance, no renewing medical aid schemes, no Alexander Forbes foundation, just coom. Other cultures have tried to hold back gooners, eventually these became traditions like marriage and with that, r*pe became illegal which changed the game for gooners forever. That began the evolutionary arms race between GOONERS and FEDS. And if that's not bad enough, you've got to worry about OPPs trying to take your GOONING customers from you bruh. You can't learn the coom hustle in school you've got to live this shit aint no textbooks on gooning like we goon in this b-word.
Nah but Imma keep it 100% wichu this site good ya'll lil bros doing ya'lls thang just don't get too big for your boots. And remember to pay respects to the fallen soldiers in prison, dead, we've lost a lot of good brothers to this goon shit for real. We need unity. Aight imma light this blunt and goon hard. Shit's good as frick yo. Can't stop gooning. How much do you goon?
Now lastly, you gotta remember we categorize our gooners as either: organized, disorganized and mixed. My organized gooners got COOM calenders and sheeit. they're all about that OPSEC because they're paranoid about the feds. Me? I'm a DISORGANIZED coomer. If I meet with the feds I'm gooning it out and until then, I'm gonna EJACULATE BLOOD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Stay cumming for real. And PIRATE your PORN DON'T PAY NOT ONE DIME SHARE THAT SHIT NEIGHBOR
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Sure, I've neglected everything else I'm supposed to be doing but look at that view count.
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🇺🇸 The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot from the crash in Washington, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until her social media was cleaned … so it seems.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 2, 2025
She was Biden’s aide. pic.twitter.com/gP16Tmr2py
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It's almost like her and her husband pay for every accolade they've been given (2)
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Can't say I'm surprised as the Grammys aren't what they used to be, but I think Lainey should have won that category. Really anyone except Beyoncé. (7)
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CC is a dissertation on the black roots of country/Americana music. You should be happy it won then… (1)
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My bad, I didn't realize you would take that to mean those two elements alone are pop. That isn't what I meant.Well no duh. I didn't say take Beyoncé out. I mentioned Miley because Miley's vocals sound country. She has a drawl and grit. Not saying you have to have those particular elements but there are clearly vocal differences from a pop singer and a country singer. If Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, or Lainey Wilson sang a song without a twangy guitar or overly hokey lyrics you will still recognize it as country. That was my point. If I took Beyoncé song with just Beyoncé and no twangy guitar or Miley Cyrus… it would just sound like one of her pop songs. I really don't want to harp you anymore but I can't just ignore this lol. Just as a twangy guitar doesn't make a song country I don't think corny country sounding lyrics make a song country. I don't think Lil Nas X singing about a a horse makes him a country singer lol. It's a great song and is fun. But, to me, it lacks any depth... (1)
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I feel so bad for the artists. It's an insult to their craft. (2)
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I mean there is definitely a vibe of her using country like a costume. Studying country aspects and incorporating it into an album doesn't make the album any better. No more than a country artist studying R&B and releasing some corny album with corny lyrics. Like "this ain't Texas, ain't no hold em"? Come on… and that was the most popular song on the album. Like what metric are we using to call this good? (1)
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ih3knc/i_28f_caught_my_husband_32m_doing_the_most/
I'm 28F, my husband is 32M.
Not a good start, he's a confirmed groomer.
He's always wanted kids [..] I don't express myself as super excited about it.
Stop wasting his time, b-word!
I've seen so many depressed moms who regret their decision
How many happy mothers do you reckon she's encountered that she completely discounts because she can't relate to them?
Last month was our marriage anniversary [..] he had a gift for me. I was excited. I opened the box and it was so creepy. It was a realistic doll like how a baby looks.
Even the sight of a baby upsets her. This woman is ROTTEN!
I was so creeped out, but I didn't want to ruin the night, so I just said thanked him and went to bed.
Now she's denying s*x to her husband on their anniversary because he actually got her a gift from his heart and not a Stanley cup handbag or whateverthefrick
a few days pass and last night sunday, he went out with his friends. [..] he'd be home late. [..] At 4 AM, I woke up to get ready for my shift. I went downstairs and saw him passed out on the couch. I went closer to wake him up so he wouldn't hurt his back sleeping there.
He would rather risk his back than risk waking up this harpy
Next to him was his drinks. A bottle of lube. And that silicone sticky doll. Without clothes. Placed on his private parts. He was just laying there. Passed out.
This man is so desperate to be a father he used a doll and the lube that his frigid wife needs to simulate the warmth of the child she won't provide him with, and HE'S the monster?
Disturbed. I quietly went upstairs, grabbed some clothes and left. I called in sick and checked into a hotel.
Any reason to get out an honest day's labor with these harlots
i don't know how to tell my friends or family. I'm Indian
EDIT TO THIS POST. A lot of people are asking about picture. Before leaving the house, i took a picture because i knew no one would believe me.
Now admitting to an actual crime, very good!
Or, more likely, this is a bored 20-something troll that realized getting proof made way more sense than running off, not understanding that running off with no proof is what an actual woman would do.
When you're pretending to be a woman you must heed this
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Streamer Emiru threw a Lunar New Years Party so all the lonely s that watch her can pretend they have friends. At one point a newer streamer named itskatchii who was quite drunk does a "heart goes out to you". Emiru's mods have quietly tried to push it under the rug, but none can stop the weaponized autism that is terminally online streamer drama enjoyers.
Here's a clip of the salute in question: https://i.imgur.com/salute-GcZquYx
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76 percent of British converts to radical forms of Islam are ginger. pic.twitter.com/DVa3KGUzXy
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) February 1, 2025
Muhammad had a red beard, it's the religion where gingers can be the main character.
Hollywood jews replaced all the gingers with blacks so they had to retaliate
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🧵1/19 DeepSeek lied about it's costs.
— tetsuo.ai - e/acc (@7etsuo) February 4, 2025
DeepSeek R1's training did not actually cost only $6 million, that figure was an incomplete and selective representation of the costs. They also have access to around 50,000 Hopper GPUs.
Here's proof.👇
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According to reddit: he doesn't deserve this neurodivergent bacterial vaginosis scented TSA queen.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1e8ehfd/i_know_this_is_a_long_shot_but_if_you_were_dinger/
Don't take this the wrong way— Do you actually look like your photos? Or are they a collage of you on your best day, and not rooted in reality?
I've walked out on dates. It's almost 100% of the time because the person misrepresented themself in some way. Maybe they hid something obvious. Maybe they were in denial about aging or weight fluctuation. He could have also built you up in his mind into someone you're not, and then panicked when he was met with reality (this has also happened to me) Who knows. But yea, for leaving after 5 mins, I'm guessing it had to do with an unmet expectation.
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The @DOGE team discovered, among other things, that payment approval officers at Treasury were instructed always to approve payments, even to known fraudulent or terrorist groups.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 1, 2025
They literally never denied a payment in their entire career.
Not even once. https://t.co/kInoGWdw4C
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the dejenerate podcast - how to become talented 14:54
it's been cold in the domicile. He took off his outerware while cooking, but then he got too fricking cold. He's been getting into brushing his teeth lately. He then describes how the proteins and enzymes and shit causing him to warm back up cause feelings of melancholy and shit because there's not enough enzymes left to produce dopamine
0:50 He shows off his pokemon shirt
. It came with another t-shirt that was like brain break
1:30 He asked in the fam chat what their favorite pokemons were. Mum doesn't know and jinxsisters didn't respond.
1:55 Actual facts, Jinxthinker played pokemon in the past but it didn't produce orgasmic feelings because they're animals. Fact is Jinxthinker is highly skilled at all video games
2:20 He relapsed on Elden Ring for 15 minutes
. He had the revelation that people who think they're good are often playing with high latency and would get r*ped on low latency.
2:45 He was watching an EU IV stream and the streamer's country was being r*ped.
3:00 He found a libertarian guy (www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48830780) with a foot fetishist who went to the cinema to touch children. He's Hitler's favorite Nazi. We examine his ghostly apparition and disfigured mouth/nose. He also has a cochlear implant because he's deaf. Dumbo might be significant.
4:30 Jinxthinker has never delved into foot fetishism, it's on the same level as libertarianism.
5:00 Goes into the genealogy of libertarianism/western civilization. This is somehow connected to foot fetishism and Dumbo.
6:00 Explains how you can't frick a foot. Discusses breast size.
7:05 More AI pictures, with goth woman licking feet as an experiment. It's okay if the woman is being humiliated and the foot isn't the essential sexual/arousing element.
7:55 Choses a song so he can practice being a good singer. Needs to change the song because this is too hardcore; he's also good at rapping.
8:40-10:50 Changes the song finally. It's the singer that sounds like he has a speech impediment and drones that he likes.
10:50 it's okay to jerk off to aliens if they're female and have a vagina, right.
11:00 He talks like a southerner about father time. People age in a chronological fashion. Here's the deal, children are ugly but they become better like a caterpillar -> butterfly transformation. This makes libertarians angry when father time turns children to adults. This is how you know libertarians are r-slurred, because you can love to adult women your whole life.
13:10 One of the badass characters on Lost smokes, but Jinxmother says jinxthinker isn't allowed to smoke. Oh well.
13:40 Shows off his empty Monster cans. Talks about how it's cool to put the empties in your bed under the duvet when you're sleeping and crush them in your bed. (This reminded me of Jimmy on King of the Hill who wants to smash the cans)
14:00 Goes back to Father Time beating libertarians without missing a beat. He heard someone talking about ??? and it's r-slurred; somehow this is related to selling coke in Hogwarts like Breaking Bad
!jinxthinkers If any of you can figure out what that last minute was about, that would be great.
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He’s completely missing the point. But people who lack empathy usually do miss the point so this isn’t shocking https://t.co/BRRGwD6qLk
— △⃒⃘Youtube: Nu Mindframe△⃒⃘♒️ (@nu_mindframe) February 1, 2025
Now playing: Aquatic Ambience (A Hint of Blue remix) (DKC).mp3