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New 'toss (for dramafoids especially)
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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-28

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

12/13/20 16:28:56 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/kci84i/major_leak_exposes_members_and_lifts_the_lid_on/gfr081e/?context=8

There are Brownshirts - sorry, "Proud Boys" -- you know, the fascist, neoNazi, white supremacist paramilitary that Trump ordered before the election to "Stand down and stand by" -- who this weekend went on a campaign of terror through D.C., stabbing, shooting, assaulting, and attempting to burn down historically Black churches.

I spent thirty years of my life studying the rise to power of the Nazis.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN GERMANY IN 1935

The GOP politicians who attempted to end run to SCOTUS to overturn the will of the electorate in four, and only four, US states

The GOP electorate that fly the flags of slaveowner traitors

The GOP politicians that take promo photos with KKK Grand Wizards

HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING

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This is missing important context chud :soysnootypefast:

:mjlol: they're not denying it !nooticers

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Gas station rock star
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Daily :marseydose: gen Alpha :marseyblops2chadcel2: brain :marseyneuron: rot

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They are always looking for a way to take advantage of others, and are constantly stealing and sabotaging each other, contributing to their general misery. In poor countries the media tries to glorify the culture and good-will of the lower classes, but those lower classes don't get to stand 100m from them without their bodyguards dog-piling them.

Even among the poors, the first thing someone that gets any modicum of wealth does is moving to a closed-off condominium and acquiring a bullet-proof suv so they don't ever have to interact with those people again. And that is the smart thing to do, because otherwise their former friends would try everything to sabotage them behind their back, unable to cope with someone other than them going up in life.

The only way to solve their rotten nature would be a chink-like reeducation camp where favela-dwellers learn to behave more like jews and less like gipsies.

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https://media.tenor.com/QF89awDHF8AAAAAx/wwe-royal-rumble-countdown.webp

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I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others. I wish it would work to bind him or do a freezer spell, but you will only be helping him

holy shit drump is powerful :marseyworried:

Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against tRrump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him. A freezer spell against Project 2025 would likely be useful, but I wouldn't give the cheeto any more attention right now (He hates to be ignored, right? lol)

A lot of people are taking the opportunity to do protection and uplifting kinds of spells to help Kamala & the Democrats, rather than attacking the other side. An awesome spell that can be repeated many times is the Blue Wave Spell by Michael M. Hughes: https://michaelmhughes.medium.com/blue-wave-2-0-a-magical-spell-to-save-america-2bc2712d6538 . I have done it before and it is powerful! Good luck and godspeed! πŸ’œ

who wants to click that link for me

it would probably be more effective to register to vote and donate to the Harris campaign!

Why not both?

:marseywitch:

Against Trump: By the moons pale glow and the whispering breeze, I cast a curse upon the hearts that freeze. Let arrogance crumble, pride turn to dust, as souls awaken, in humility they trust.

Against his supporters: I weave this spell: shadows retreat, their malevolence quell. May kindness bloo , compassion ignite, and darkness fade into the morning light.

To encourage people to vote: In the twilight embrace, where stars align, I weave this spell, a beacon to shine. To empower hearts, ignite the flame.let every voice echo, without shame. In addition A candle for light, a feather to wave as light as hope and a mint sprig to spread clarity and dispel doubt.

:marseyfortuneteller:

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My thoughts on coconuts

people haven't had time to know her well enough to hate her yet, it will probably wind up being a bad decision that they picked her instead of doing open convention (which might have still picked her). The drag race promo and her saying anti gun stuff out of the gate is bad instincts and bad marketing team, it'll be more of Hillary 2016 by election day.

However it does feel like if the election was tomorrow she'd win. I just think there's a good chance that'll change

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being a fury artist is bad bizz

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https://www.reuters.com/world/ukraines-top-diplomat-meets-chinas-wang-yi-talks-guangzhou-2024-07-24/

Ukraine tells China it is open to talks if Moscow acts in good faith

Khohols politician now saying that they never talked about 1991 borders

Podoljak the true leader of khoholstan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218293418553276.webp

Tells how Ukraine is going to capture Crimea in 2023 and how he will drink coffee in Crimea

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721829342209588.webp

Now says 1991 border were never the goal :marseythumbsup:

Meanwhile Zaluzhnyy in UK

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721829342475639.webp

Tells how man that run away from mobilisation to the western countries should be punished.

In China, Ukraine also did an Anime betrayal

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218293428654094.webp

It told China it's fully support China on Taiwan shoot out to all my bros with Taiwan and Ukrainian flags in their nicknames.

The Ukrainian new plan or how they call it fair it's 2021 borders. They want that Russian just retreat to those borders

https://media.giphy.com/media/10JhviFuU2gWD6/giphy.webp

Another fun thing happened in Ukraine is this guy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218293430660784.webp

He worked as mobilisation officer and filmed how he beaten people and forcefully mobilised them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218293431885476.webp

Dude giga r-slur obviously so he was fired and now tells Russian want to kill him

https://media.giphy.com/media/8v6Z3YyULB5Q0Skbac/giphy.webp

So he is asking security and asylum from government

https://media.giphy.com/media/ODofCyJUSRoDBH8lKe/giphy.webp

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Kill all bhangideshis nuke them :pepereegun:
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Marsey looks in the bowl and says "looks like the back stroke!"

FFFUUUUUU

:#marseywitchtriggeredtalking: :#marseyfortykeks:

:#carlos: !carlos

!bardfinn !alligatorfrickhouse

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721877545878742.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218775461532876.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218775464179668.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218775466007197.webp

Who is Andrew Torba? I checked this incredibly low effort Kiwifarms post from Null and learned that he's the fat founder of rightoid twitter alternative Gab https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andrew-torba-gab-gab-com-gab-ai-dissenter-dissenter-com.36596/

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(This totally happened)

To the carpenter with the SS tattoo in Lakewood, I hope you hit your your thumb with a hammer

Driving down Warren Rd this afternoon when I stopped at the light and looked to my right.

Quickly noticed the driver's right inner forearm had an unmistakable SS tattoo all proud and shit.

I truly hope your arms gets mangled to shit so that you can't jerk off you butthole.

Edited to add: I'm assuming he was a carpenter since he had a working van with a Carpenter's Union sticker on the back window.

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Bury me like this if I die DUI

!boozers let's just hope the highway to heck has enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: 7/11's to stock :marseywallst: up on Heineken

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Good heavens look at the time, it's Strive :marseytrain: drama o'-clock

I don't have access to twitter so I won't go through every tweet, but here's the general jist of it

tldr it starts with this

https://twitter.com/Bnnu_y/status/1815781794706321572

who the frick is bunny? i dont know, probably a :marseytrain:

but bunny is saying a strive pro player (rediamnot/luca) groomed him, in which out of fricking nowhere comes UMISHO, the giga:marseytrain:, saying rediamnot sexually assaulted him too, in the tweet i put as the url of this thread

rediamnot replies to these accusations

https://twitter.com/RedIAmNot4/status/1815920016132346071

the real hilarity here is the bunch of :marseytrain: nonsense, like just look at the shit umisho wrote

rediamnot spent 5 months chasing my bussy and giving me attention and i liked it, but...

he tried to feel my gock but i told him to stop and he did

then he came into my room drunk at 4:30am which scared me shitless, so i let him frick me in the butt

but then someone came up with asinine accusations and now im joining the bandwagon, so he groomed and r*ped me (even if we are both the same age and i consented to everything)

rediamnot is quite long but its pretty funny to see him detailing the degeneracy the strive pro players get up to

true TLDR: massive :marseytrain: poz orgy happens, giga:marseytrain: regrets getting his hole pozzed by fatman player, claims r*pe

!transphobes since i started playing fighting games i've easily become at least 100x more transphobic than I was before, and it's not like I liked :!marseytrain:s before

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