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Bardfinn describes his egg cracking journey :marseyeggirl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525026AGBhLKeaHA9eFA.webp

In case you're like me, and had no idea what an "ego death" involves other than a vague awareness of it being some kind of Freudian nonsense:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027KGYYYa7H-BcbaQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027E-WcMnI35uHo5g.webp

Oh, he went nuts. Why not just say so? :marseyshrug:

So Bardfinn was a normal well adjusted functioning adult 20-30 years ago?

Not exactly.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027N02_CKyOxoS97Q.webp

That's right. Our neighbor walked away from the best job he ever had because the boys wanted to go to Hooters.

:#marseysmoothbrain:

Now he collects welfare payments and creates AI horrors he can post on BlueSky for 27 likes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027xfCVLWFZT8VnQg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525027pU2uKVJrCwjLyQ.webp

:#marseyrevolution:

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New Godtoss

Once again I've come back from my deep slumber to bring some memes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110352f4xtl5XnJSDtEA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381103522oGPfhquu7s5FQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353FA9cRBcdehrEgQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353uBr6CYJcijnsrg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353aowmgu9qfpEvNA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353XwuPQJS8DcvXYQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353JP2hHNgrnZIskQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110353ftvV61LEj0dxqw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110354qZgz4O_Pi3yAYg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738110354gMx3Hk1eVhPDRw.webp

I must leave now

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739302082NTtL21mTjcSyvQ.webp

Previous posts, drama childs

https://rdrama.net/post/240585/the-government-did-something-right-for

https://rdrama.net/post/242408/an-exhibit-in-the-state-of

https://rdrama.net/post/242539/fatrick-tomilinson-craps-in-his-jeans

https://rdrama.net/post/317161/patrick-tomlinson-won-torswats-a-person

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/torswats-alan-winston-filion-entropy-cowbin-sneed-social-BIPOCchat-patriots-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/post-20566033

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173930208221EQpyIj4o6qMw.webp

Some kiwifriends believe this could mean <1 year with time served considered.

Is Patrick being r-slurred and imagining the stalker children getting away with it? Does Pat have a reliable source and is accurately conveying it? Discuss

Nevermind he got 48 months https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/california-teenager-sentenced-48-months-prison-nationwide-swatting-spree (I didn't refresh fast enough)

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Trump backs House GOP reconciliation bill

					
					
					
	

				
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The 25 most popular queries on AltaVista, from August 2nd 1998 to September 13th 1998

From "Analysis of a Very Large AltaVista Query Log". !coomers come see your ancestors

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Current snow depth - US Forest Service

!them !sigmastacies !they !male feminists !fellas

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Is the FBI's Top Ten most wanted list racist?

Can't help but notice a common theme here.

Zero crackers. :francis#:

How many _ _ _ users :marseydylan: are they protecting at this point :marseysquint#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17390945349urokh4jdGKBXA.webp

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I bought a 400/5.6L which will give me long reach to shoot wild raccoons, birds, butts, cars racing and boats. On my Canon R5 I can also shoot in crop mode which will give me a 1.6x multiplier without losing light like you would using the 1.4x teleconverter.

But here's the stupid part.

I've been really getting into video lately and most of my lenses aren't geared towards that. I have the following.

TS-E 17/4 - Manual focus, ultra wide architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

TS-E 24/3.5IIL - Manual focus, wide architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 16-35/4L IS - Ultrawide zoom, great for video but with a stiff zoom ring which sucks because the camera ends up twisting when you try and pull a zoom

EF 17-40/4L IS - My first "expensive" lens, great sharpness and smooth but light zoom ring.

TS-E 45/2.8 - Manual focus, normal architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 50/1.4 - A really great, normal lens if you're shooting stills, but has an archaic autofocus motor that's too slow to keep up with video.

EF 85/1.8 - Great short telephoto lens with fast focus and great low-light capabilities.

TS-E 90/2.8 - Manual focus, telephoto architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 70-200/4L IS - Great for shooting video but only for tight spots. The largest lens I can balance out on my gimbal.

I had the 17-40/4L first and when I got into video, I thought I should have an ultra wide zoom with image stabilization, thinking it would work in concert with the cameras in-body stabilization. I was wrong. It's one or the other. So the upgrade to the 16-35 was for naught. In fact, I like using the 17-40 more, since the zoom ring is very low resistance and it's much lighter weight (not that I'm a kitty, it's just easier to balance on my gimbal).

Some of the more photography-knowledgeable people here are going to realize what I'm missing - a good mid-range zoom lens, like a 24-70mm. Especially since I've been doing a lot of documentary style filming and plan on continuing my Geezer Group doc this summer. Otherwise I have to be constantly switching lenses while trying to capture things in the moment, between the 17-40, 50, and 70-200. So what I'm saying is, I should've bought that. However, it still feels kind of redundant being a focal length I already have covered with other lenses, while the 400mm is something fresh and new. Especially after running into the limitations of the 70-200 during my recent trip to Florida while trying to film boats from the shore.

Was buying the 400mm a mistake? Probably in the short run, but I can always save up and buy a midrange zoom sometime this spring. I have money, but I can only access a little bit of it each month and there are a lot of things I want and need.

I dunno.

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Yuri-obsessed :coomer: slides into dutch christian girl's DMs :marseyfalloutvictim: gets exposed in front of the whole class :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739577990z7vtpVZuBWXBlw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739578004ZGqpLA4bqLknWg.webp

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It has come to my attention that Red Dead 2 has a 2 HOUR LONG UNSKIPPABLE INTRO

What the frick was rockstar smoking? 30 minutes in and I'm ready to uninstall it entirely. I pirated this and still feel ripped off. I've downloaded a save from the real start of the game in the hopes of actual game play, but at this point I don't think the game can recover from this.

And god knows GTA 6 is going to be the exact same sort of clusterfrick

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:marseyelonmusk: updates a classical meme to the modern reality :marseycruisemissile:
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Kiwichuds are easier to trigger than redditors. come drop a comment about how kcd2 isn't woke
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Neuer Kamensky. "Brandmauer" edition

In this pic you see Elon Musk, Alice Weidel AfD and Friedrich Merz CDU

Sexplanation:

Soon the !germs will get eternally cucked by another lefty+conservative coalition. Despite that our shitlibs went into sneed mode not against the far right AfD but the conservative party CDU. They dared to share a single opinion with Hitlers reincarnation: "Maybe we have too much illegal immigration" :marseyclueless: So they voted last week for more border control but got help from the AfD. This made all the r-slurred lefties in the country go ballistic. They stormed CDU offices and demolished and sneeded around. But of course only in cities that are already pure lefty strongholds, yet the media portrayed this as a general opinion that our democracy is failing because of Friedrich Merz. There is the thing called "Brandmauer" => fire wall that is formally that no one should never ever work with the AfD! Under no circumstances, ignoring one quarter of Germanies voters :marseymao:

Enjoy the wild ride:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17390457440dGMI6x1SBitsg.webp

Nazi-Tutorial-Fire Wall

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045744doTK11E6OYPWjA.webp

Ape-Trap

Merz holds the AfD Logo

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045745KrJZMxF6RJTcWA.webp

That's a classy one :marseyhitler:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045745dqLjDvqBa75j5Q.webp

:marseyangelamerkel: The Merkel Slap

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045745V5BHWWoyNc5_oA.webp

WE'RE GOING TRAD! :chudgrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045745mqc-XloRDzfCIw.webp

Jesus destroys the C in CDU, it stands for Christian. Everybody knows Christianity is only saved by an endless immigration of muslims :capybigbrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739045745wnG49mw9JpDlwQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17390457456lswjco6qYS31Q.webp

You can kiss your crazy wife

Nothing more german than literal shit

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:!diddykongdance::diddykongscared:KONGMAXXING EVENT! BADGES GALORE! RETURN OF THE KONG:!diddykongscared::diddykongdance:

Hi! It's now February, and you know what that means - it's time for our annual Donkey Kong December celebration!!!!

:#donkeykongchestbeat:

Unlike last year (but like the year before!), this time around there are

NEW BADGES

and as you know I am extremely sleep deprived, so I will mostly be just copypasting from this thread here https://rdrama.net/post/156812/diddykongdancediddykongscaredkongmaxxing-event-badges-galore-diddykongscareddiddykongdance

NOTE: Badges appear on profiles in the order they were granted, so I will be paying out in order so as to spell K-O-N-G. So if you're just doing the G (name and stuff), that will be paid out after the event.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202WeQtTajZ_asYqQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED BANNER TO EARN YOUR K. No low effort, quality control will be exercised. You know the drill by now with how banners work.

Protip: Here is a fantastic Donkey Kong font - https://fontmeme.com/donkey-kong-font/. There are a huge number of Donkey Kong assets out there if you don't feel like creating your own.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202Wxg2508R3epMgQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY KONG-THEMED SIDEBAR PIECE TO EARN YOUR O. Requirements: Must incorporate Marsey or another mascot (bardfinn counts if you want). No low effort, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/sidebar


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202DSRtIKROs6rkbA.webp

N

SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED MARSEY or DONKEY KONG EMOJI TO EARN YOUR N. Requirements: None for Marseys, you know the drill with those by now. For straight up DK emojis, these need to be transparent background animated assets from the games. No low effort Marseys, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

NOTE: Game assets should be submit under the new "Donkey Kong" category. Marseys still go under Marsey.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173845220254m7zA87lhIsgQ.webp

ROCK A KONG-THEMED NAME (USE "KONG" SOMEWHERE), PFP AND PRONOUNS TO EARN YOUR G. It really is that simple. The G symbolizes that you are a real and true G. Anthems, profile backgrounds, and banners aren't required because I don't have time to check all of that, but it is strongly encouraged. If you're found to have de-konged yourself before the end of the event (TBD at this time), you will LOSE YOUR G.

If you've kongmaxxed your name, leave a comment in this thread - https://rdrama.net/post/338843 - and I will review at end of event and badge those who stayed true to the faith.


BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

ALL COINS FROM VOTES ARE DOUBLED

THAT'S EIGHT COINS PER THREAD VOTE AND TWO COINS PER COMMENT VOTE

AND ALSO
LOOTBOXES ARE BACK IN THE SHOP :#kongsuprise:
:#diddykongboombox: :#donkeykongbass: :#dixiekongguitar: :#kiddykongdru!ms:

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Psycho Redactor prediction: We will all die in a nuclear war :marseyfortuneteller:

a nuclear incident relating to Israel somehow.

Will it happen in Israel?

We're all going to die in a nuclear war, but I tend to think it will happen some place we never imagined. I mean read this if you mongoloid zoomers are capable of following a command: You are in way more danger of being killed in a nuclear war than we were in the Cuban Missile Crisis. The technology is a little different, you can talk about propellants and kilotons and throw weight, but humanity is fricked.

That's basically it. After the authorization is given, it's just a couple zoomers from Tacoma (jfc I like these kids but the fate of the world...) pushing a couple buttons and 80% of Russians will die. And they would only do this if the other side had already done the same to us.

Kids like me :marseyboomer: assumed it would be the evil commies who started it. You look at Soviet planning and they were hoping it didn't go nuclear because we would have beat the shit out of them and kept more radioactive ruins. This is the situation we're in right now. (Europeans it will be MRBMs, don't play like you're not in it.) All of that "campy" stuff about fallout shelters? Well it'll be really campy slowly die from radiation poisoning and get eaten by crows, you dumb b-word. And then the crows die, so even in contribute nothing to the world.

I cannot emphasize to you r-slurs enough. Somebody could push a button and in 30 minutes all your FunkoPops, Nintendo shit, whatever shit you console r-slurs like, will be gone. Now I'm a total sperg and I can sit down with you and tell you what things in the house survived, but you're gonna wish you were dead. And that isn't crazy old r-slur Redactor, that's Distubingly Calm Redactor who has read all of these books.

I dunno who drops it first or what reason they had but the fallout that kills you ain't gonna give a shit either.

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r/stupidpol is making an offsite :!marseysal:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739205055D6qSdJC86e0nfw.webp

they don't even know how to do a free https redirection using cloudflare :marseyemojilaugh: !codecels

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Drumpler clarifies his MAGA strip total fun zone policy.

Explain it to me like a Redditor plz:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738866163wivMYF2-6we0TA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738866163TXArUxZR_XK2AA.webp

Edit lol Trump flanked Lady G:

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redscare gf
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One large snake celebrating Chinese New Year :marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

Happy Lunar New Year to the dramanauts who celebrate it. 2025 is the Year of the Snake.

I made this for @NotX (definitely not @X, formerly chiobu) even though he never actually asked for it.

The following have sparks. Which one do you like best?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381011382v89naFCghngAg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738101139qFzaP4LJ_fgC6g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738101139IsvXbu1f94xwvQ.webp

Update: Slightly more than a day later, 1 has 36 votes, 2 has 15 votes, and 3 has 21 votes. I will submit 1.

Yes, I realize that you wouldn't actually hold firecrackers like that. I copied the design from something on Google because I waited too long to start drawing this and couldn't come up with a better design that wasn't too similar to the previous ones. I started it around January 24.

:marseytigernewyear: :marseyrabbitnewyear3: :marseyrabbitnewyear4: :marseydragonnewyear: :marseydragonnewyear2:

The tiger is by @Dramarama. The others are by me.

Without Firecrackers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381021139n2B1OUxa5FOcA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738102113gfKfT0dmefbyLw.webp

The title is a reference to @TwoLargeSnakesMating, former rDrama codecel who left rDrama in early 2023

(Drawn with Inkscape, referenced :marseysnek: :marseyill:)

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:marseyitsoveryall:~75% of farm workers in Bakersfield didn't show up today :marseydarktrump: :marseylatinxpearlclutch:

					
					

ITT hysteria over food shortages, mocking Americans wanting good wages and wanting the brown wage slaves back in the fields

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653393ZLnd5omw6qrTvA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653393FepuOY2hVB7pCQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653393EsS5BxpYu_uDKQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653392wSj0HI6_usTVPg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653392lciUTTPLHXGIXg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376533922KMQQRWYmVQDzQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653392Lj3ljnx3_QbCLQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653392R40teA3qwwdLBw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653392xlt8732Y8jVnyQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737653393ed_3pOqChvShLg.webp

Theres more in the thread

I'm not used to liberal spaces anymore its weird to see them all mocking Americans for wanting money, advocating for CA separating and valuing illegal immigrants so much.

Personally I only think there will be prices increases on specific crops for now, and if Trump doesn't pull back farmers will just purchase automated picking machines they only didn't before because mexicans were that cheap

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Rapper Kodak Black found high out of his mind eating chicken in the middle of the road

This prompted Kanye to catch a flight to go check on him. Lmfao.

!r-slurs !BIPOCs !chuds

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get cheesed b-word
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