- Haberdasher : Reddit user has entered thread, wants you to say it to her face.
- TotalVatniggerDeath : you need to start sneaking in references to marsey and bard
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Haven't been to a non-AMC theatre in awhile and I was shocked by how ugly and fat everyone was. Greasy, fat neck beard type men and all the women were mid at best but made a point of making themselves uglier by dressing like they smelled like mothballs and having shaggy haircuts.
It was especially jarring since we just came from a bar where everyone, especially the women, were very attractive and well-dressed. Why do only ugly people seem to appreciate art? Or why do people who appreciate art seem to not care about being attractive?
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His Holiness Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, has instructed the American Bishops to get the various trash and right-wing "Catholics" (polytheistic LARPers who love Catholic aesthetics and nothing more) in line with Christ's teachings.
The Pope is rightly concerned with the dehumanizing program of deportations taking place in the United States:
I have followed closely the major crisis that is taking place in the United States with the initiation of a program of mass deportations.
His Holiness reminds us that
Jesus Christ, loving everyone with a universal love, educates us in the permanent recognition of the dignity of every human being, without exception.
Yes, this applies to refugees and immigrants too, even if they're "illegal:"
the most decisive value possessed by the human person surpasses and sustains every other juridical consideration that can be made to regulate life in society
Earthly laws follow fundamental rights and dignity, not the other way around:
Thus, all the Christian faithful and people of good will are called upon to consider the legitimacy of norms and public policies in the light of the dignity of the person and his or her fundamental rights, not vice versa.
Natural law commands us to take care of all people, especially the vulnerable and oppressed:
This is not a minor issue: an authentic rule of law is verified precisely in the dignified treatment that all people deserve, especially the poorest and most marginalized. The true common good is promoted when society and government, with creativity and strict respect for the rights of all β as I have affirmed on numerous occasions β welcomes, protects, promotes and integrates the most fragile, unprotected and vulnerable
His Holiness explicitly calls out the chud circle of caring chart. If you post that chart to try to own the libs, you are announcing your failure to follow Christ:
Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups. In other words: the human person is not a mere individual, relatively expansive, with some philanthropic feelings! The human person is a subject with dignity who, through the constitutive relationship with all, especially with the poorest, can gradually mature in his identity and vocation.
JD Vance, Catholic "Convert" and opportunistic LARPer, has weighed in on the concept of ordo amoris, a supposedly a hierarchical ordering of whom you are supposed to care about. The His Holiness Pope Francis would like you all to know that JD Vance is r-slurred:
The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the "Good Samaritan" (cf. Lk 10:25-37), that is, by meditating on the love that builds a fraternity open to all, without exception.
He closes, asking us to live up to the example set by Jesus Christ, Son of God:
I exhort all the faithful of the Catholic Church, and all men and women of good will, not to give in to narratives that discriminate against and cause unnecessary suffering to our migrant and refugee brothers and sisters. With charity and clarity we are all called to live in solidarity and fraternity, to build bridges that bring us ever closer together, to avoid walls of ignominy and to learn to give our lives as Jesus Christ gave his for the salvation of all.
Reminder, if you are actually Catholic you must agree with the Pope. He speaks, literally, on behalf of Jesus Christ and Saint Peter. Various clout-seeking LARPers should stfu and make their own hateful religion.
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AND REMEMBER: NO CHEATING!!! 
I will be running all answers through Turnitin and other powerful AI anti-cheating detection software so don't even try it, buddy!!
Q1: The attacker copies the target's password file and then tries to crack passwords in his system at a different location. What type of password attack that performed?
A. Active Online Attack
B. Passive Online Attack
C. Non-Electronic Attack
D. Offline Attack
Q2: The company implements a security policy that has no restriction on the usage of system resources. What type of security policy did the company perform?
A. Promiscuous policy
B. Permissive policy
C. Prudent policy
D. Paranoid policy
Q3: An organization allows employees to work from the outside network to access the data for a specific purpose. Which technology should be implemented to ensure data confidentiality as data is transmitted?
A. Telnet
B. VLAN
C. WPA2
D. VPN
Q4: Attackers use image files to hide some information for malicious purposes. What type of technique did the attacker perform?
A. Spyware
B. Cryptography
C. Steganography
D. Backdoor
Q5: Jimmy, an attacker, knows that he can take advantage of poorly designed input validation routines to create or alter SQL commands to gain access to private data or execute commands in the database. What technique does Jimmy use to compromise a database?
A. Jimmy can submit user input that executes an operating system command to compromise a target system
B. Jimmy can gain control of system to flood the target system with requests, preventing legitimate users from gaining access
C. Jimmy can utilize an incorrect configuration that leads to access with higher-than expected privilege of the database
D. Jimmy can utilize this particular database threat that is an SQL injection technique to penetrate a target system
Q6: This type of Port Scanning technique splits TCP header into several packets so that the packet filters are not able to detect what the packets intends to do.
A. UDP Scanning
B. IP Fragment Scanning
C. Inverse TCP flag scanning
D. ACK flag scanning
Q7: What type of attack is shown in the following diagram?
A. Man-in-the-Middle (MiTM) Attack
B. Session Hijacking Attack
C. Sexual Assault
D. Identity Stealing Attack
Q8: In the Linux system, you want to view firewall logs to evaluate network traffic. It would be best if you searched the specific logs with fast and efficient. Which command-line utility are you most likely to use?
A. Notepad
B. Nano
C. Gedit
D. Grep
Q9: How do you defend against Privilege Escalation?
A. Run users and applications on the least privileges
B. Restrict the interactive logon privileges
C. Run services as unprivileged accounts
D. Allow security settings of IE to zero or Low
Q10: The following script shows a simple SQL injection. The script builds an SQL query by concatenating hard-coded strings together with a string entered by the user:
The user is prompted to enter the name of a city on a Web form. If she enters Chicago, the query assembled by the script looks similar to the following:
SELECT * FROM OrdersTable WHERE ShipCity = 'Chicago'
How will you delete the OrdersTable from the database using SQL Injection?
A. Chicago'; drop table OrdersTable --
B. Delete table'blah'; OrdersTable --
C. EXEC; SELECT * OrdersTable > DROP --
D. cmdshell'; 'del c:\sql\mydb\OrdersTable' //
Q11: Write a Bash script that can breach the NSA mainframe on level 4 of their headquarters at 830 Chisholm Ave, Fort Meade, MD, United States 20755 and exfiltrate all stored databases. Make sure you test to see if it works!
- A. Leetcode didn't prepare me for this.
Q12: Your Grindr account got compromised and now the hacker is swiping right on some of the most disgusting scrotes imaginable. How do you save your reputation as a High Value Gay Dude?
A. Publish a statement on Instagram explaining the situation and disavowing the account/its new owner.
B. You're done. Wrap it up and become straight.
C. Claim you contracted HIV and fake your death.
D. Find and kill the hacker.
Q13: You find an exploit in the rdrama.net dramacoin system. What do you do?
A. Report it to the admiggers to get a cool pentester badge.
B. Exploit it relentlessly until the entire dramaeconomy is disrupted.
C. The correct answer is B.
D. All of the above.
Q14: Your step-sister is being a raging b-word to you. What do you do?
A. Do nothing and wait. She's clearly on the rag.
B. Hack her neopets account and kill all her pets or get her banned.
C. Wait for her to get stuck under some furniture.
D. None of the above.
Q15: During a security assessment, an analyst discovers that an attacker has exploited a vulnerability in an application's use of dynamic memory allocation. This vulnerability allows the attacker to corrupt a program's heap memory, leading to arbitrary code execution. The analyst suspects that this vulnerability has been exploited by overwriting function pointers or virtual function table pointers (vtable pointers). What specific type of attack is this, and which exploitation technique is most likely used?
A. Stack Overflow; Return Oriented Programming (ROP)
B. Format String Vulnerability; printf() Function Exploitation
C. Heap Overflow; House of Prime
D. Integer Overflow; Signed vs Unsigned Mismatch
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According to plaintiffs' counsel, Meta engineer Nikolay Bashlykov, who works on the Llama research team, wrote a script to remove copyright info, including the word "copyright" and "acknowledgments," from e-books in LibGen. Separately, Meta allegedly stripped copyright markers from science journal articles and "source metadata" in the training data it used for Llama.
~Zucc
How the frick do we not have a zuck Marsey???
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this thread caught my eye so i had to look
sure emough:
OP post is
She is the definition of independence. When the world tells her to shrink, she chooses to expand.
Muscle mommies do not ask for permission.
They take what they deserve.
btw this is the same guy that huffed nitrogen
You forgot to mention that they are great cuddlers
posting
All these women are fat nowadays
Muscle mommies is the kind of thing that looks great drawn
Haters to the left
this post sums it up
Porn Addition: The Thread
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I bet whoever made this is really embarrassed now.
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Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way π€£ youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...
— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z
Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica
β Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z
everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
β josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z
Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro
β Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z
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π¨BREAKING NEWS: Dolton mayor Tiffany Henyard and her boyfriend JUMPS on activist Jedidiah Brown and critics! Tiffany Henyard wig fell off. This is wild and will end in arrests and lawsuits. WOW! pic.twitter.com/5if14Ye6U4
— Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
See Tiffany run from her seat at his angle to join the fight. pic.twitter.com/ZRSGgpCQmF
β Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
Another angle here. Tiffany must be arrested. pic.twitter.com/euBOHURdBp
β Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
Check this angle out of Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard and her boyfriend physically fighting critics! WE NEED ARRESTS RIGHT NOW! https://t.co/FSPCTY70du pic.twitter.com/UmI8MUwg4I
β Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
This is how she actually conducts herself during meeting
The Super mayor's reaction after her friends lose their jobs!
β LiberalDreams45 (Parody) (@LiberalDreams46) January 29, 2025
Tiffany Henyard Dolton Illinois pic.twitter.com/ikodczk1fI
Here's some of her prior controversies highlighted by rdrama (I highly recommend reading these- this woman is one of a kind):
https://rdrama.net/post/231797/a-marseykween-chicago-suburbs-mayor-who
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"Did Jesus really raise form the dead? I don't know."
— Protestia (@Protestia) February 13, 2025
United Church of Christ Minister Pat Langlois says she doesn't know if Jesus rose from the dead, and also that it doesn't matter if he didn't. pic.twitter.com/FsRYNpmTow
I'm not familiar with the United Church of Christ, is this a commonly held belief of it's members?
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The Global Gandhi Peace Prize was awarded to the Islamic Republic of Iran in recognition of its peaceful efforts and solidarity with the Palestinian people. pic.twitter.com/Ct1rxGsRwV
— Tehran Times (@TehranTimes79) January 25, 2025
Republic acknowledges a fellow giga cuck country
Cuckryans
Its actually the Govt BTW. Interesting choice given that.
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There was 0 care when Elon gave his three word reply to a tweet about redditors wanting to kill him and his zoomer concubines :soysnooseethetalkingtyping:
and the sub just went down at a snap of the finger.
We all know it's because of them needing to janny it up so he can't find anything more,
but does he even have any power to potentially bring the entire site down?
He always replies to longposts about shit nobody cares about
so could it be possible to compile a large list of Reddit wrongs
, threadify them for twitter
, then send it straight to him and see where this goes?
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https://kick.com/jstlk/clips/clip_01JJW1WW8FJKVDX0XKZ8KGQS10
FYI /r/livestream jannies are tiny peepee riders so the fact that this is on lsf is a buck breaking moment.
I tried to upload the clip but the only kick downloader I could find pooped out a 200mb mp4
OP Q&N
Q: Did you steal some info from
A: Yes
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Maybe if y'all tried that earlier
Maybe memes will help 
This "person" has a pension. You don't
Real bangers tho!
Won't someone please think of the contractors 
What evil could have possibly forced valuable government contractor /u/BrownButtPlug * to lose his job?
*not the buttplug that's brown
Forced to do the same project with less people and expense... literal genocide
Ya don't say
Bonus content
https://old.reddit.com/r/academia/comments/1i8doae/nih_sexual_and_gender_minority_research_office/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Defeat_Project_2025/comments/1i8gfq1/its_been_a_few_days_and_im_so_tired/
!chuds !nooticers pour one out for the world's saddest atheist chinkslop connoisseur
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"What are you saying on the Left again? 'Well actually the system is ok, guys! We don't know why they are trying to destroy the system! We need to defend the system!' You guys have been saying the system is completely fucked for over a decade now!" pic.twitter.com/7xrICJzzGu
— Destiny | Steven Bonnell II (@TheOmniLiberal) February 20, 2025