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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-09 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘My sister in law voted Trump, and is now regretting it./r/OptimistsUnite (233K)57%4092
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What's Trumps End Game?/r/washdc (59K)57%956
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘If Republicans are tyrannical, why do they fight for the 2A while D.../r/Askpolitics (65K)47%676
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Is this a leftist utah page?/r/Utah (148K)62%751
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I'm tired of people molesting my nose with cigarette smoke/r/Vent (392K)59%639
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Defending/voting for Trump is not racist/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (148K)62%656
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘My 100 Favorite NFL Players (First Draft)/r/NFLv2 (59K)55%431
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Feminism has made men weak/r/PurplePillDebate (136K)47%328
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Chappel's ego may be too bug but she does bring up an interesting p.../r/popculture (68K)56%394
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Am I wrong for not taking my FWB out to dinner after we hooked up b.../r/amiwrong (432K)54%319

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘So happy that WOKE culture is dying. Your 15min of fame are gone. B.../r/Belgium4 (15K)52%275
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘My sister in law voted Trump, and is now regretting it./r/OptimistsUnite (233K)57%4092
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘What's Trumps End Game?/r/washdc (59K)57%956
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘If Republicans are tyrannical, why do they fight for the 2A while D.../r/Askpolitics (65K)47%676
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘OPERATION TAKE BACK OUR FLAG/r/Chattanoogans (8K)48%70
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Enjoy your new phone/r/applesucks (31K)56%315
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Map of QCA MAGA businesses/r/QuadCities (25K)50%183
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘President's Day protest/r/fortwayne (35K)56%287
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘My 100 Favorite NFL Players (First Draft)/r/NFLv2 (59K)55%431
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Any activists out there?/r/Kenosha (12K)50%61

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>Frick you we dont take back our criminals

>You will NOT fly them here on your planes

:marseydarktrump::tariffs

>Okay you can fly them, but only to a nearby country

>We can pick them up ourselves sir

>Your higness master Trump of course you can fly them here, on your planes, sir

Frick all of you who said the tariffs are just a meme and wont work. Not even week into presidency and scoring wins

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!africans

!brics we gonna kick some american military industrial class :marseypunching: :punch: :squareup: yanks ain't got shit on us

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@WootFatigue: "Grillcast only has 1.86k youtube subs :soyjakanimeglasses: Also WootStragtigue:

OH NO BUDDY!

How sad is it that I, a sperg who irregularly uploads mainly audio only content of niche rdrama schizos and obtuse political satire, has garnered more subs than a guy who uploads daily normieslop raccoon and car videos from his house that his dead cuck father begrudgingly gave him so he wouldn't kill himself and join his fiance in the afterlife?

I guess that argument for not coming on and debating pizzaking has crumbled. Any guesses on the next cope?

!metashit !grillers !friendsofpizzashill

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:redlight: US:marseysaluteusa: launches Nuclear :marseytruthnuke: missile :redlight:

https://media.tenor.com/dAjBzKj9H3AAAAAx/danger-alert.webp

!superheroes

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They definitely love too say "I love sucking peepee"

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Smartest reddit "programmer" :marseyshitforbrains:

					
					

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It's underreported but Trump just nuked Temu, Shein, and the entire droppooping industry :marseyemojirofl:

Maybe American Apparel can come back

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738517533M3fra4m0e3BmEg.webp

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Getting country specific ban is really something new

So with new Dutch and Belgian laws, to release an online game you need to fill a lot of paperwork so smaller games even without loot boxes wouldn't put effort to release their games in that region.

So here giga r-slurred example: Lollipop Chainsaw remaster. Came out on 12 September and pre orders were available. In Dutch store nothing no preorders no release then on 25 September it drops out. On Belgium store it dropped out on 3rd October. Like why would we need EU standards and etc if countries can reject them and create their own standards. So what online did Lollipop Chainsaw have leaderboard. So Dutch localisation needed 2 weeks (game had preorder early access) to determine if the game was safe and Belgian minister even longer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738040130nB2ban2B_6D1Tw.webp

Like I understand if Germany would do it devs would care or if France or for frick sake Canada but Belgium and Netherlands

https://media.tenor.com/37t7nJp3vyAAAAAx/raingump-kto.webp

With Lollipop Chainsaw it wasn't big deal since game was mostly offline so I just get germ version.

But some games require always online connections. In the past it wasn't an problem but new rule made that before a game comes out officially devs need to ban accounts from those countries from connecting to the services of the game and for PlayStation there is stricter rules that to release on Apple Store. Because omagat save the kids. Local kids are momo, fatima, erkan, adja and ivan (he is refugee from Ukraine)

You can create an account from other country but why would I create a new account ?

https://old.reddit.com/r/PS4/comments/t43j3t/sony_really_wants_me_to_stay_in_one_country_and/

So Sony wouldn't update their services and infrastructure and use infrastructure from 2001 despite the massive hacks it had and waste 300 millions on game it throw away in one week.

But games without even loot boxes being banned just because they didn't wanted to deal with paperwork is hilarious

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738040130oto53e6ufCBafQ.webp

https://media.tenor.com/nNBqw0p7xc4AAAAx/sakaguchi-mega64.webp

Venezuela

https://old.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/17gx1bx/belgium_doesnt_allow_loot_boxes_i_want_to_open_it/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738041016Jwc37ILQ1O6u3w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738041016xmpVCsR5FuQ0-w.webp

Wow they starting to hint and block vpn to save ze children

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Any trump supporting businesses to avoid?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

Man, someone woke up and chose drama today (-36)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Definitivamente making la gran uruguaya my go to now. Thanks bud (-13)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

Your choice to do so isn't drama.Your choice to engage in a discussion about it with Internet strangers on an anonymized site? Drama.But I could be wrong! Let's see if I'm wrong. (-20)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Are you people for real? Jackson Heights suffers a lot from illegal immigration. 🙄 (-17)

Are immigrants the one raising our tax code, allowing racism to run rampant, spreading lies, releasing violent criminals, firing hardworking people because they're uplifting minority voices, defunding federal organizations which directly led to a plane crash and deaths of civilians, increasing tariffs that will only harm the average person, etc? (13)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

It's not drama. I want to avoid places that don't align with my values. If the president gets to do that why can't I? (38)

There are many things this President has done or gets to do that you will never be able to.I expect this to be a controversial statement in true Reddit fashion.EDIT: never change Reddit, I was talking about the fact that he got away with felonies, being a male feminist, a libertarian, an open racist, and somehow becoming President while simultaneously being the dumbest person I have ever had the displeasure of listening to more than any human deserves. Knew you guys would take it the wrong way and come with the pitchforks. (-11)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

As recently as last year Dan Cathy has publicly opposed marriage equality. (7)

So what? Why don't you go ask the local mosque if they approve of you? I don't care who approves of me or not. And doesn't matter if they oppose gay people being married, who cares? When I was a hateful leftist I used to say oh don't eat Chick-fil-A. I don't do that anymore. I eat Chick-fil-A. It's a great company. You know they just shot and killed an ex-muslim in Sweden? Sweden a progressive, western country. We need to take control of our borders and stop our country being overrun by people who hate us. (-4)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/weirdscienxe

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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going out for brunch rate my fit
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Monk Pepe

Thanks to @nuclearshill who first posted it here!

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anyone got a link to this queen's page?
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The idea that Europe is in some danger even without the US is completely irrational

The EU has 450 million people, a nuclear-armed country and several more countries that could build nukes in a year or two if they decided to, and a $20 trillion GDP.

Every time I see articles that are like "Europe must prepare its security for a world without US help" I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Europe faces no serious external threat. People who think that Putin is going to try to launch a war against a EU country after 3 years of barely conquering a few villages have no understanding of how military affairs work. Who buys this crap? "Oh no a country that has 1/4th of our population and 1/10th our GDP is going to attack us, we all need to prepare to raise armies now that Drumpf told us we suck". It's ludicrous. Putin is r-slurred but he isn't ideologically motivated like Hitler was, he isn't going to risk his regime by invading any EU members.

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Can you marry someone with different beliefs? Reddit says NO!

					
					

The answer is no. Unless you want a divorce or to be miserable. There are small differences that are fine but you're talking about major values and that's a big no no.


You can disagree on the best NFL team (Go Birds 🦅) but for fundamental things, you must be on the same page or, as you mentioned, there will be lots of fights and resentment in the future.


You can disagree on stuff like sports teams, restaurants, vacation locations. As soon as your disagreements reach "Human rights", then you're in a major issue. You will be with someone who believes some people are destined and deserve eternal punishment for the love they show being different. Take that how you will

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For context, Alexandera Houchin is a niche lolcow and currently the flavor of the year in the obnoxiously socially conscious world of alt cycling. She's a fat, nativeish girl that decided to start riding ultra endurance MTB races on a single speed but also managed to finish the Tour Divide (continental divide mtb/gravel bike race from Banff to the Mexican border) without losing any weight. :marseyhmmm: Since then she's been on a victory lap trying to hoover up whatever sponsorships she can get before her knees explode, sort of like a BIPOC !bikechads version of Ragen Chastain

Also Esker is a company that makes bikes for dumbfricks who want a Surly but wish it was more expensive.

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Day 6 summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament :marseyrave: :marseyrave: was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence


hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)


back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739382551-jamnQY7sIbKEA.webp maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!


funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

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/r/law responds to border chief threatening to buck break the NY mayor

					
					
					
	

				
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So vegan you Animorth into a Marsey

:marseyfoidretard: :implies: :marseycatgirl4: :implies: :marseyexcited:

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:marseylion2: :marseyno: :marseysteer!:
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BUY PIGGIES BUY
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738776455qtpHpyAxGXArXg.webp

Those minnesota links are to a channel/playlist that just redirects to a channel (not an actual livestream)

right now some guy is talking about midwifes

>33 people watching

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738776458LLT3Ix6ctfXv8A.webp

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