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r/CuratedTumblr seethes over new HoYoslop character

					
					
					
	

				
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my eyes are peeled :doggohellogenocide:

Hwouse: Furry

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I hate the neurodivergent twinks on dating apps
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Really cool alien looking frog :marseyneat:
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Do white guys just approach women less?? - r/rs_x

					
					

Some dangerous nooooticing going on here :marseychud:, I hope our favourite jannies @kallocain-addict are keeping a tight leash on the potential hate speech! :marseyveryworried:

Whenever I go out in public I am approached at least once or twice by a guy hitting on me or just complimenting me. Every single time it's a black or Latinx guy. The only times I have ever been cold approached in public by a white guy, it's been an older one, like 45+.

Curious... What requisites does rs_x believe could be the cause for this phenomenon?

I feel like it has less to do with ethnicity and more to do with class. White-collar guys don't usually approach random women on the street, that's a blue-collar guy's game.

Contradicting /u/blondbutginger 's lived experience here... :marseysurejan:

Yeah you have a point. It's not usually middle/upper class black men hitting on me, it's bums.

:marseywholesome:

Here's our resident cute twink's contribution:

it's cultural, latinx culture for example is generally much more s*x positive meanwhile contemporary mainstream white culture doesn't reward that kind of behavior (on the contrary, you are more likely to be chastised or even punished for it)

You yt prudes are just too neurotic and inhibited!! Punishing any sort of free sexual expression!! The browns and blacks sensibly revel in their lower inhibit --- ACK

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Y'all can't behave. :marseyjanny2:

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in its time as one of the deadest( but best) esports of all time, competitive tf2 has had numerous dramas, some funnier than others. most of these are libertarian drama. one notable one occurred back in 2016

b4nny

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905i2488pH2ixly9g.webp

Grant "B4nny" Vincent is the most successful competitive tf2 player of all time, having at least 30 tournament wins, 4 international tournament wins and numerous other meaningless trophies for his collection since 2008, racking up over 28,000 hours in the game. (no seriously) He is notable for being perhaps the only tf2 player to have made a career from streaming and for his enormous ego, creating numerous moments of hilarity.

(there will be more.)

one of b4nny's most redeeming traits (at least in the past) remains his penchant for tweeting.

his tweet game was so prolific that there is a 15 page thread on the main competitive tf2 forum compiling people's favorites

https://www.teamfortress.tv/32408/favorite-b4nny-tweet

some of these have caused immense seethe.

some of my favourites include:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905q1SYMRQ56crCiQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905xwONjMmPRcuoCg.webp

(ok, this one is pretty funny, hes making fun of someone for not going to lan because of school or something lol)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379799054ckRkFzai3Zz5g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905ugqvHZ8Kbbr7Cw.webp

despite his mastermind X antics b4nny has had a rough relationship with the community through the years.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379799052DPqCkIP5HGdtA.webp

initially starting off well liked, something seemed to snap in b4nny's heart, turning it cold.

maybe this was when he got cucked by his teammate and continued to play with him after finding out because he loves winning that much. Maybe it was his own teammate leaving mid-playoffs match due to him insisting on swapping the team's roles around for some reason, causing his team to get upset, get 3rd place (up to this point b4nny hadnt been either 1st or second in the top division for 4 years!) and disband immediately after. This also happened again like 7 years later but thats a different story.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979905N6LBGbJQN-pTyw.webp

B4nny immediately rebuilt his team with new up and coming players (including some who would go on to play in theoverwatch league (lolll)

all was well in b4nny's camp. He had recently met his funding goal to attend the 2016 international lan hosted in some shithole in england idk lol

one fateful day, b4nny decided to beat his liver and stream drunk. Clearly intoxicated, b4nny streamed on. meanwhile an up and coming top european player by the name of thalash decided to do some trolling :marseydevil: by insinuating that b4nny was getting carried by his now ex-teammate who had cucked him :marseypearlclutch: in the past. B4nny's ego, already more inflated than the hindenburg (RIp crodies) reached nuclear meltdown levels. how dare a player who has never gone to LAN talk down on me like this! https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737979906j8xBl-drMkVFqQ.webp

b4nny also has a bizarre half-joking hatred for european players, berating their playstyle constantly for being slow and boring (true)

these factors lead to b4nny going on a legendary drunken tangent raving about europeans, accolades and how thalash is the equivalent of what someone might call a plumber or taxi driver driver in the UFC.

small compilation of the best moments

(whole stream).

the most notable part of this autism fueled rant is b4nny's legendary statement that he requests his new found foe utter when he loses to him on lan(0:33 seconds in video 1 :) )

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean.

uh oh!

this sparks huge drama in the community, with some pointing out that thalash was provoking an obviously deathly drunk b4nny while others laughed at his ego about an already small esport.

august 26, 2016

b4nny has arrived in europe with his team to smite the europeeans once and for all.

[lUPS7b3.jpg]

at his sexiest, he is ready to take the win and prove why blumpfkenstiltskin needs to stop giving aid to twink european panhandlers.

can you guess what happens?

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b4nny loses, becoming a laughing stock and likely killing some hobo in retaliation (he lived in la).

b4nny later returns to his uncrushable winning ways, winning every single major tournament in NA until 2021 and eventually getting his getback on thalash in 2018 and 2019 at lan, one being in NA one being in ingerland.

b4nny still plays to this day. i think despite his insufferable ego, its quite impressive hes been able to dedicate himself to this without roping or moving on to another esport. hes clearly a talented team leader and team builder.

ill probably never post again on this site but theres so much funny drama from this esport holy shit lol

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:soyjaktantrum:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739562100zZYfHW7-OgtvSw.webp

:marseygiggle:

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Me giving @pizzashill belly rubs after a long night of embarrassing himself.

Community Note by @sit_on_my_face

This is a raccoon not a user of this website.

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I'm crying because Duolingo killed off their owl mascot?!

					
					

:marseycoffee:

Women be crying

I posted about this too... I hated him being abusive and now this "he died" gaslamping stuff is giving me serious panic

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Elon Musk is failing to cut American spending: DOGE has so far disrupted everything in government bar the deficit :marseypikachu2:

It all seems to add up to something big. On a daily, sometimes hourly, basis, Elon Musk claims that his team of fiscal commandos has found yet more government fraud, terminated another wasteful contract or even scrapped an entire agency. Mr Musk's supporters believe that, through tech wizardry and sheer willpower, he is slashing the federal deficit in a way that has eluded politicians for years. But this narrative has a glaring flaw: our review of official data shows that Mr Musk's efforts have scarcely made a dent in spending.

Every working day the Treasury publishes a statement detailing withdrawals of cash from its primary deposit account, providing the best high-frequency indicator of government spending. Since Donald Trump took office a little more than three weeks ago, outlays have averaged $30bn a day. Compare that with the same period last year under Joe Biden: federal spending back then came to about $26bn a day. Outflows from the Treasury have actually risen since January 28th, when Mr Musk first claimed his "Department of Government Efficiency", or DOGE, was saving the federal government $1bn a day. Looking at the bigger picture, the government's spending trajectory in the current fiscal year, which began in October, basically resembles that of the past two years.

!neolibs who could possibly have foreseen this???? :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739472169i_jTQWg3FdrkCA.webp

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SHEILA AT 5:30 AM, AVERAGE SUNDAY :marseyfluffy:

I love her :beavisandbuttheadrocking: :marseycornholio: :marseyhearts: :marseybow: my special lil gal. She has begun giving more nose-kisses daily than Socks ever has the whole time I've rehabilitated that brown piece of flabby tabby :marseygiggle: they are going to fight so stupidly over sleeping with me once Sheila's fixed. We are close to the savings mark for her spay :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyletsgo:

!animalposters !cats

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Bay area rationalist death cult, or something? The Zizians

Not sure how many people follow the rationalist types but you probably have heard of or read stuff from Aella, a strangely neurodivergent self-described "whorelord" who loves using big data to do things like share her orgy planning performance.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1id8pd7/string_of_recent_killings_linked_to_bay_area/

https://sfist.com/2025/01/29/suspect-and-possible-cult-member-makes-court-appearance-in-vallejo-killing-as-further-links-revealed-to-other-murders/

I haven't gotten that much into it but looks like the homicidal members have a disturbingly common trait. Assigned male at birth, perhaps :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382777419ykSs4VwzCGnaA.webp

Somehow Republicans and Christians are involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277670aJc_9CMtsb9CvA.webp

Although this group is based in the bay area (Vallejo mostly, I think) they're associated with murders in PA, VT (including a border patrol officer recently) and faking their deaths to avoid court.

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its says they rare, butt not when we're living in the end times. There were three such sightings last year

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/318599/third-rare-doomsday-fishcarporeon-washes-ashore

Just a coincidence im sure, butt dont tell that to the tech billionaires planning for something

https://rdrama.net/h/spooky/post/239388/mark-zuckerberg-marseysnappyspent-187-million-marseybux

also dont tell the Doomsday Clock

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/239554/doomsday-clock-marseywait-now-to-say

also these prophecies be wack, when the pope is sick af

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/343322/pope-francismarseypope-has-been-sick-marseysick

https://rdrama.net/h/mmn/post/343604/pope-marseypope-warned-confidants-marseyorthodox-he

https://media.tenor.com/h45IJRC2-XcAAAAx/apocalypse-now.webp

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Enchanting 100 (🔷Legendary)

!Meowr !alligatorfrickhouse !babykillers

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Weekly "What are you watching?" Thread

Severance is mid

Landman is slopaganda

Anora is an gopnik incel fantasy

KNEECAP is the best film of the decade

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:elonsalute: :chadbaby: tells :marseytrumppresident: that he isnt president and should go away :marseywave2:

					
					

https://media.tenor.com/MdqnwGAHiGYAAAAx/trump-biden.webp

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:soytantrumglow: r/fednews says the firing of probationary employees was illegal.

					
					
					
	

				
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Urgent fi🅱️ancial advice needed @pizzashill

One of my CDs matures next week. It was a 6-month, 4.90%.

I checked last month and the 6-month rate was 4.1%, now it's 4.0%. Clearly Trumpenomics hasn't kicked in yet.

Which is the better move for my renewal:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739902008UAtwKZv2hs4Yig.webp

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!crossword

LA Times, Sun, Jan 26, 2025 - "Quality Time"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898590-swug

SOLVED

NY Times, Sun, Jan 26, 2025 - "Letter Openers"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898597-vosk

SOLVED

LA Times, Sat, Jan 25, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898606-glaff

SOLVED

NY Times, Sat, Jan 25, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898604-glemp

SOLVED

rDrama themed crossword

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6793417-jisk

SOLVED

NY Times, Sun, Jan 3, 2010 - "Antique Finish"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898609-plusk

SOLVED

NY Times, Sun, July 4, 2024 CRYPTIC

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6898623-vosk

SOLVED

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE

As you can see, this week we will do the usual Sat & Sun crosswords, then our special drama-themed crossword made by @ShriekingGeek , then we will do a Sunday NY Times crossword from 2010 which was uploaded this week, and then we will finally end on a cryptic crossword printed last year in The NY Times and uploaded this week, which was fortunate for us since we are going to start adding some cryptic crosswords to line up.

If you are not familiar with cryptic crosswords, I highly recommend you familiarize yourself with how they work if you want to help us solve them. Otherwise, the clues will look like gibberish. Here is a guide from The New Yorker:

https://www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/articles/a-starter-pack-for-the-cryptic-crossword-curious

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Remember That Dead Minecraft YouTuber Drama? It's Still Generating Seethe :marseyxd:

You might remember this drama from the previous two posts about it:

Original post from the yoootoober themselves: https://rdrama.net/post/335788/i-have-pissed-off-1000s-of

Further sneeding: https://rdrama.net/post/336959/brave-dramasoldier-has-ended-up-causing

After 4 days, he's still generating whiny children. Technodad is the father of dead YouTuber Technoblade. He came out with the following statement:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025835pt6ANPpYsGjxQg.webp

It'll make more sense if you read (and upmarsey) the previous posts.

There's a lot of sneed on OP's tweet but it's kinda hard to parse what's being said as Minecrafter terminology has changed over the multitude of years that I haven't played the game. The guy OP's quoting has been tracking the whole situation.

NOBODY is letting our brave dramasoldier off the hook, even after he donated $100 to the charity that the dead YouTuber was fundraising for.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025836Vijj7d-iRnukCw.webp

Further sneed about both our dramasoldier and another YouTuber defending him, TheMisterEpic.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025836HR4KIjv3Zte2-w.webp

Not only is TME being kkkanceled for defending racism on the TL, he's also being cancelled for… agreeing with a Turkey Tom video! I don't know a lot about the Wilbur Soot situation as I'm not a teenage girl, but apparently he bit his girlfriend and ppl have been melting down over it for YEARS.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025836ObQ7qDRGH6z_cw.webp

He also points out in the thread how our dramafren was caught on the TERRIBLE INCEL DATING APP… duolicious. Lmfao I cannot express how much I'm laughing rn

Removed the photo just in case BB doesn't want it up, his face is censored but he does selfdox a lot so…

In the original video, he's basically just making fun of how people look… or the same reason these people identify themselves as an incel. He even acknowledges the true definition of the word at the beginning of the video. Later into the video he talks about how he hasn't really seen any "incels" (or his twisted definition of incel) on the app, mostly because incels are just people who can't have s*x and not he-man women haters.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025836aBjGg3vGPT0LRw.webp

The video itself is really unfunny and very hard to listen to as this British loser has a REALLY bad lisp. When it gets to the part that shows BB in his true glory, the YouTuber keeps soying that there's a Minecraft YouTuber on the platform. He tries to find who it is but he can't figure it out. The only comment acknowledging this is BB himself self reporting.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380258376f9G573V6V3Amg.webp

The very last tweet in the thread talks about how TME defends groomers. Well, I took two seconds to find the actual tweet and he doesn't appear to be defending groomers, in fact, he sounds like he's against it.

Original tweet:

The whole argument is over sexual thumbnails on YouTube videos, TME puts a purposefully vague quote tweet to farm interactions. He further replies clarifying that people should be protesting for change at YouTube VS attacking a shitty guy that'll just be replaced with another shitty guy. I find this especially funny when the guy who made the incel video (who's also part of this Minecraft YouTuber gang with the dead YouTuber) also has slightly suggestive thumbnails/themes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738025837HZMHhmfUJ0IIMA.webp

NOW looping back to the original point… do you know the best part about all this… that incel video was made 8 months ago. If it actually becomes a part of this drama, that technically means he's been generating seethe for 8 MONTHS. Make sure to upmarsey to support my independent research and make sure to show "support" for everyone involved :transheart:

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