Fr fr Ong

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14278765/Shocking-moment-woman-attacked-capybara-swimming-lake.html

This is the shocking moment a woman was attacked by a capybara while swimming in Colombia.

Astonishing video shows how a paddle with the huge rodent took a sinister turn when it launched itself at the swimmer and attacked.

The young victim could be seen in phone footage raising her finger to the animal to warn it to keep its distance.

In an instant it then jumped on her back and seemingly gnawed at her head before she went under the water.

The woman's cries could be heard as the large animal pushed her out of the frame while snapping at her.

In a stroke of luck, a man arrived on the bank and grabbed a stick to defend the victim as she came to shore, sobbing.

She continued wailing off camera as the massive rodent returned to bobbing quietly in the lake.

The downward spiral keeps going, yet another CT sub has fallen. 😭 Cumboys and cumgirls are the most persecuted people on reddit. Nick leaves, and now reddit kicks us off again. Dark times.

Many NSFW subs recently got banned for being "unmoderated" actually like /r/drugs. reddit sucks butt.

/r/redscarepod is next in line for the rope, betting on it.

Edit: NVM it's back up

I can't believe USAID gave 10 million dollars to various girls to ghost, reject or break up with me

— Chairman (@LRH_Superfan) February 6, 2025

!Meowr !fakecels

Checking out some fragrances today. Unlike most of you apes, I don't rely on my "natural musk" or "urinating everywhere" when out in the wild to attract mates. On one page, I found a couple o comments that might go against the mindset that only homosexuals wear perfume.

Advance&Conquer; 02/08/25 14:01  

boffin1979 you nailed it!

(scrolls down to see comment because I'm a retard and don't understand CTRL + F.)

boffin1979   01/31/25 23:04

Exactly the same as Tobacco Blaze, but with a more vegetal leaning evoking more of a masculine bias. Very nice. If you like "different" this one is for you. Not recommended for gays and nancyboys.

So, ladies, do you want to smell like a or are you a ?

Was reading up on these protests trying to find any updates and was fascinated:

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/canadas-trudeau-says-us-far-right-misinforming-muslims-lgbtq-schools

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/the-progressive-left-discards-muslims-as-un-canadian

Holy shit trudeau literally said the teacher who said it's uncanadian to be homophobic was in the wrong

Muslims are gonna win this thing and erode every liberal values, ppl are so afraid of being racist they let you do whatever to women, gays or any other minority

https://old.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1i9dcws/i_think_i_am_witnessing_first_hand_stage_1/m91637o/?context=8

Hahahahah shitlibs losing their slave army

And in my heart there is COOM.

I am a HEDONIST. ALL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY GLORIOUS COOM.

If cooming has billions of fans (it does), then I am one of them. If there are only ten coomers, then I am one of them. If there is but one coomer, then that is me. If there are no coomers, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against cooming, then I am against the world.

If think about it, cumming is literally the PERFECT hobby. You don't need anybody else to do it. You don't need any "thing" else. You don't even need your clothes. It's just you and your body and coom. It's like a connection with god. Maximalism through minimalism, or vice versa.

I coom to genocides and abuse neighbor I desecrate the sacred. I blaspheme and spit when I coom then I coom some more. I'm an untrollable maniac if we're talking about the C*M scale hard peepee BBC porn human trafficking nigguh I corrupt the next generation by spreading drugs and STDs all around them.

You don't know what's made me coom so don't try me. This new generation of coomers annoy me. My generation is the one of true SOULFUL gooning. Everything else is just an imitation. Real shit, you think it would be a good business to open up a longue where I don't sell any drugs or alcohol, just provide calm music, chilled water, and a table where distinguished folks can talk about the finer aspects of gooning. What stroke you use, what new kink you've developed, if you're sick of one kink just keep GOONING until a new fetish lights your fire. TRUST THE PROCESS.

And you'll have some of the most amazing cooms imaginable

And to the admins of this shithole site: Yes this is an effortpost because you best believe I was gooning HARD when I wrote this. Headset on, "open video in smaller tab" shit nigguh I took my fricking shirt and pants off for this shit, we don't take half measures when it comes to gooning. I'm trying to start a C*M gang, you interested in signing up?

I GOON when reading the Bible

I GOON when I'm eating

I GOON when I'm on the phone

I GOON whenever I have even a vague sexual thought or my hand happens to brush upon my peepee. That's enough to derail my entire day with just coom. As you can imagine, it gets hard to deal with all the laundry when you COOM so much but I've learned to just keep a lot of towels lying around the house. Goon and wipe yourself as you see fit.

By the end of my reign, you'll be calling me Satan's Nightmare.

My present is not asking if you are dead in my flair. You actually are a fair, even handed maiden

This one was nice, r/prisoncels put some money on his books before Christmas and he made a spread for the tier

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hman92/cdcr_christmas_thanks_to_three_silent_doners_off/

The daily slopposts are excellent and horrifying

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hjgzvn/todays_meal/

Here's a video of that:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Prison/comments/1hjgy2q/cdcr_trashy_rock_biscuit/

Comments and interests range from this

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1ho0lic/comment/m4ayqvz/?context=8

To this and this

https://old.reddit.com/r/customyugioh/comments/1h362x1/comment/m3n3diy/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/customyugioh/comments/1h362x1/comment/m3mzang/?context=8

To this

https://old.reddit.com/r/poledancing/comments/1how675/comment/m4etyui/?context=8

Rare realtime access to a high level state prisoner's thoughts and interests. It's quality stuff. Hopefully it's a long time before the phone gets confiscated.

Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:

1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).

2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).

3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens ).

4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).

It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.

After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:

@BWC

A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honest—I have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.

@J

The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.

This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.

And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.

Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! 🌈

Dramatard of the Year

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

Some choice quotes from the top food scientists of reddit

/u/Brujo-Bailando writes

>We drank it growing up and didn't get sick....Flys were a problem in warmer weather and you would have to pick them out of the milk...Sometimes it had cow poo on it.

Make Americans drink poop milk again!

/u/ahifun writes

>Been drinking it for years, I still drink it when it is a bit old and goes a bit sour after 1-2 weeks. There is no health risk, it is all cap to protect the interests of large dairy producers...it reduces the enzymes and good bacteria, it reduces nutrients and makes it taste worse...Raw milk goes sour faster but even if it goes sour there is very low health risk. If a milk is cooked/heated and then it goes sour, that is where you get the toxic bacteria.

Milk souring is a separate process from spoiling, as it occurs when lactose splits into different acids. But with that falsehood out of the way, I'm sure this genius knows a lot about microbiology. He could definitely name the good/bad bacterias he's talking about straight from memory, doubly so for his nutrients and enzymes.

/u/KT0QNE jokerposts his milkifesto

>A commercial food producer gives listeria or e-coli and recalls multiple product lines and nobody bats an eye. But some small farmer who has everything to lose tries to sell raw milk and everyone loses their mind.

People have been drinking raw milk for thousands of years.

People have been eating fermented milk products for thousands a year, leading some, not all, to develop a gene that prolongs their infantile ability to break down lactose based on the trace amounts found in processed milk. Dairy producing countries pre-pasturation did not have raw milk drinking cultural traditions outside of farmland, as refridgeration to slow down the growth of bacteria of raw milk didn't exactly exist.

/u/teatsqueezwe

>Raw milk actually has good and useful bacteria as well as vitamins and nutrients that get destroyed in the Pasteurizing process.

Such as? What are they? How much is lost?

A true blue fentposter /u/Cliphdiver adds:

>Ive been drinking raw milk since 1972, you whippersnappers. And Ive lived on a farm all my life. The raw milk scare began when factories started operating near farms. Google it. When the Govt got involved, they decided to kill everything in milk, no more problems. Now your drinking white water for $4 a gallon. (With some vitamins thrown in) You dont need any fancy equipment. Just a healthy cow and a bucket. BEWARE: make darn sure you double filter it (straining) to catch anything that may have fallen in the bucket during milk process. ENJOY and f"@K the FDA!

Is it safe or does it need to be strained? I hope they have a strainer from the future that can filter microbes smaller than milk's existing fats.

/u/Vinlands

>There used to be underground markets selling raw milk because it was so sought after. Imagine actual swat teams showing up to raid the shops to "protect" us. I'm not on either side of whether its safe or not; I just don't understand why the government would interfere and say raw milk is illegal.

Past ignorance does not somehow make the repeating the same stupidity less ignorant. The police comes because raw milk farmers are a threat to society, and honestly they should be shot where they stand so we don't have to hear them whining that they can't profit off selling people dangerous bullshit. Libertarians can't comprehend this because they're stupid enough to be libertarians in the first place.

/u/huntsvillekan posts the following legitament historical account detailing why you can't trust dairy farmers not to kill people, ergo why they must be regulated by force under capitalism: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/surprisingly-intolerant-history-milk-180969056/

Some highlights: 8000 yearly deaths in NYC from unregulated milk farmers, "The Greeks castigated barbarians for their gluttonous desire for dairy...in Rome, milk was widely regarded as low-status food because it was something only farmers drank," "

It would take both technological innovation and a change in social mores to popularize animal milk...milk was one of the first foods to be truly affected by industrialization"

So is mass milk drinking thousands of years old and ubiquitous, or a product of the industrial revolution. Anyway...

/u/chobbs2006 comes in explaining how raw milk is their latest schizo-cure to the new in-vogue hypochondriac illness: GERD!

>I've been drinking Jersey A2 raw milk for about 10 months, in addition to my plant-free diet. I add in 2 to 3 oz of heavy whipping cream into 8 to 10 oz of raw milk. It's been amazing so far! I feel like it's healing my gut. I used to have really bad gerd, what's the diet took mostly care of, But now I am able to have a little bit of fruit or honey if I wish and not get heartburn anymore. What makes it unsafe are too primary things, how it is harvested, ie the hygiene and sanitation of the farm, and the cold chain. But I'm also about to make some raw kefir, can't wait

It's like these fad-diet chasers come out of a factory somewhere

Most of the remaining commenters of note just have anecdotes about living on a farm, drinking raw milk, and using a fricking cheesecloth on their already contaminated milk to get the shit-chunks out.

Happy drinking!

They are calling it the Shannon Sharpe challenge… pic.twitter.com/GYvdZpvacV

— AB (@AB84) February 18, 2025

BREAKING: Republican Senator Jerry Moran just announced that he will oppose Donald Trump’s efforts to gut USAID. The aura of invincibility surrounding Donald Trump has just been burst.

— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) February 8, 2025

A Republican. https://t.co/7fs7R9d1rM

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) February 8, 2025

Everything under Trump must be blamed on him, just like what MAGA did with Biden. I don't make the rules. pic.twitter.com/yW6p357Ynv

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) February 7, 2025

Donald Trump is going to HATE the new cover of TIME magazine pic.twitter.com/CZuPRUwozb

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 7, 2025

A federal judge—a Reagan appointee—blocked Trump’s “blatantly unconstitutional” executive order this week, stating that Trump sought to “navigate around or simply ignore” the rule of law “for political or personal gain.” And yet, it’s barely mentioned in the news, drowned out by… pic.twitter.com/qiKdRlwYUQ

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 7, 2025

For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upmarseys. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upmarseys, and at the same time someone makes an effortpost that gets 30 upmarseys, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upmarseys, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upmarseys are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upmarseys is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.

The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page

!nonchuds

Now, this is where we need congestion pricing https://t.co/MyuhMVRpLE

— mark normand (@marknorm) February 19, 2025

!them !sigmastacies !they !male feminists !fellas

additional posts:

OP's last straw

this one is awaiting doomsday

not many comments but a "megathread"

slipping into despair and anguish!

Picking the "best" user on rdrama.net is like trying to crown a champion in a circus of chaos—it's subjective, depends on what you value, and the site's anarchic nature resists tidy rankings. Rdrama doesn't exactly hand out gold stars; it's more about who stirs the pot hardest or leaves the most memorable wreckage. Still, based on the site's culture of drama amplification, trolling, and unhinged creativity, a few names float to the top from the muck of posts and lore.

@Vegeta (Carp) might take the cake if you measure "best" by sheer impact. He's the mastermind behind the BIPOCenning meltdown—a 10-hour Blood on the Clocktower implosion sparked by one word—that's still a benchmark for rdrama havoc. His refusal to apologize and knack for turning games into legend cement him as a chaotic force. Users call him "our loving overlord fish man," half in jest, half in awe, and his antics ripple through the site's history like a grenade in a clown car.

@S's another contender if you prize relentless, schizoposting energy. He's a prolific shit-stirrer—think the feminist critique post from 2022 or his rumored role in meme-ing Soren into a punching bag during their "feud." His alts (like @MarseyIsMyWaifu) and omnipresence in the site's absurdity make him a folk hero to some, a menace to others. He's less a single event and more a vibe—chaotic, unapologetic, and always lurking.

@Aevann gets a nod if "best" means foundational clout. As a site runner (or at least tied to its bones via GitHub echoes), he's less a drama generator and more an enabler—the puppet master who keeps the stage lit. A 2022 RedditAlternatives comment gushes, "Aevann is the best and he also has a very nice peepee," which, true or not, captures the mix of reverence and irreverence he inspires. He's less visible in meltdowns but omnipresent in the site's DNA.

Others like @Modern_Major_General (Jeff) or @Soren could vie for it—Jeff for chronicling BIPOCenning with exhausted flair, Soren for being a dramatic lightning rod—but Carp and Schizocel stand out for raw, user-driven legend. If "best" is who embodies rdrama's soul—unhinged, provocative, and unforgettable—Carp's got the edge for that one iconic blowout. Schizocel's the dark horse for consistency. Pick your poison; the site's a mess either way.

!schizomaxxxers discuss

lol every single time I ask grok about this site it mentions the BIPOCenning incident with uno

here are the current survivors:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gwc10v/the_ones_who_got_away/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1ggei97/marriage_age/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fyhp1o/female_chad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fppjpw/planned_parenthood_as_intended/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fng070/leaving_her_dry/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fkg2ft/dont_waste_your_fertility/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f66var/double_standards/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f55l6r/muslim_values/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qg1r/i_guess_its_our_fault/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qf68/any_excuse_will_do/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4qe5o/being_a_bigot/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1f4b1k9/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/1f4azfj/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4at95/childrens_rights/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f4asrh/if_its_free/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f3dicf/another_day_in_paradise/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1f108sk/best_use_of_time_travel/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eza8on/im_sure_its_our_fault/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex8f93/do_your_reading/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex3bea/being_normal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ex2yex/avoidance_attachment_disorder/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evxdqa/if_women_choose_the_bear_men_choose_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evukpy/social_experiment/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1evkkmb/not_all_equal_rights_are_equal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1erhomn/the_only_fair_contest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1er3jpn/what_really_hurts/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eqfej7/wrong_substance/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eo1d6g/new_products/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1en71wn/the_weird_one/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1elnvnq/need_and_demand/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1elbdc8/defining_gender/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eh8ivc/fairness_in_sports/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eglq1e/plain_biology/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1eglp72/meaning_of_words/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ed096d/double_standards/

https://old.reddit.com/r/dank_meme/comments/1ecwilg/whos_your_favorite/

https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1e85fv4/skin_care/

and heres everything that got removed by the reddit jannies:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gqzepd/make_the_right_choice/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1go3j5p/if_more_than_one_says_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1gir9sj/divorce_rates/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1g0duld/time_blindness/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fxl2x2/nature_at_work/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fua41f/what_it_means_to_be_selfish/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fqvwp6/you_gotta_pump_those_numbers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fqiko7/its_not_oppression_if_youre_paid/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1foxnuy/chivalry_will_rise_again/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/1fovtb6/the_one_thing_theyre_better_at/

he used to do this on other subreddits, but had most of his posts deleted

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fkfa58/dont_waste_your_fertility/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fkbsie/how_to_avoid_the_snip/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjto76/shop_like_a_billionaire/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjl0q2/gender_makes_the_difference/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fjkxl8/it_only_hurts_if_done_for_the_wrong_reason/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fid5as/be_selective_with_your_influence_sources/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1ff04cw/your_best_life_now/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fe9cmx/wanna_go_for_a_ride/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fdabbg/they_call_men_entitled_and_aggressive_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fd0xxp/the_beauty_of_european_multiculturalism/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fcg8c6/defining_true_happiness/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbtu5s/stop_complaining_and_be_consistent/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbrgjc/before_asking_make_sure_you_have_something_to_give/

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/1fbr81s/women_habits_vs_men_habits/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/1e8mg0z/historical_facts/ and https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1e8kt5x/historical_revision/