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I don't know if anyone was familiar with this story but it just popped up in my feed and it's Fing hysterical lol! Haven't seen sneed like this in a while.

First link:

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=786287523062137

1. :marseysmug2: "why didn't her wife impregnate her... oh wait..." :marseygigaretard: "I don't get it..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173524626431LPPOb5F3Fsgw.webp

2. :marseykente: "all those celeb friends and one wasn't willing to skeet in her?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246264_VDjsm-4_0Zy7g.webp

3. :chadwomanblack: "and y'all wonder why they chose a white donor... y'all are hateful as F"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17352462640ugz2Zuy8wJkzQ.webp

4. :marseykingretard: "why is Judy missing a nail..." :marseyclueless:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246264I1Jotj6Ul-jjYQ.webp

Second link:

https://instagram.com/balleralert/p/Crv-6niS3BC/

1. :marseybrainlet: :oldwoman: "why not ask some male strags to procreate with you to keep stragdom going?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246264EZ8V4y6MbQr_9g.webp

2. No idea what this girl is saying but it seems funny

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246264IszjQjv-7IC4ZA.webp

3. :marseyraging: "disease-ridden whyte men want to pollute the world with abomination mixed babies to wipe out the indigenous black pipo!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246264tEKLp9KTLwghlA.webp

Third link:

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/da-brat-reveals-she-wife-judy-chose-a-white-donor-because-the-only-black-donor-%E2%80%9Clooked-like-jiminy-cricket%E2%80%9D.5247130/

The Kweenz sneed

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246265hKs7BCCMtpGgkA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246265VW91bdKjunlq-A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17352462653W3PchdX-ov8Cg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246265PN_hmvFVnppi4g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735246265-45zQ23dNuGA-Q.webp :marseyxd: :marseyking:

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Musk v Grimes twatter drama continues

:#marseypopcorntime:

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] basically reddit

					
					

Most Based Comments

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That's crazy, could there be a reason for that? Maybe because conservative opinions are all awful?People deliberately shift the blame away from the merits of their opinionsThey think its not that they spew shit from their mouths, it's just that you're a contrarian for being repulsed by shit (9)

Yeah, the party that supports illegal immigration, soft on crime policies, and ofc the mentality of "the other side is Hitler" is definitely the more sensible one (-44)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

I disagree  (-34)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

It's human nature. Just like in real life, you are friends with those who share your values, and stay away from those who don't. (-22)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Yeah. Someone said Arizona free tea with honey is nasty. I rebuked that none sense and downmarsey. (30)

I was perma banned from r/JusticeServed for posting in a r/politicalcompassmemes. That's right I was banned from one sub for posting in another. What's worse, they didn't tell me why I was banned so I appealed it and when they told me the reason and said they'd unban me if I promised to not participate in r/politicalcompassmemes in the future, I said I'd keep the ban since I haven't participated in r/JusticeServed in probably years. Couple minutes later I got a three day suspension from the reddit platform for harassment! The notification for the harassment suspension said "After reviewing" indicating that someone had actually agreed to the suspension which is ridiculous so I appealed it and the suspension was lifted the following day... This platform is stupid sometimes. (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I choose to not support anyone. Nazis are fricked up but modern liberals are also not great with their constant "feeling of being offended". I prefer to not choose the side. (-2)

"Not choosing a side" is choosing a side. Imagine you're watching a kid get bullied. You don't like the kid, so you let it happen. You don't like the bully, but he's scary so you don't want to get involved. You're still choosing the side of the bully. He still gets what he wants. And then he just picks another victim.Modern liberals and Nazis are not the same AT ALL. There is literally no such historical grounds to compare the people who genocides millions of Jews and…. People who want free healthcare and freedom of expression? It's nonsense. The Nazis are just going to bully until enough people let them get away with it. Frick that. Grow a backbone. Stand up to that shit.You don't have to "pick a side" to recognize that ethno nationalism is wrong. (3)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

If someone has an opinion like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" that's fine.But when that "opinion" is gay people should be killed for merely existing, that's not an opinion, that's just hate and hate for merely existing is objectively bad. (1)

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Cant wait to watch my fiancée become the amazing mother she was meant to be :marseywholesome:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739448889xOmx-OEywAKKGA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739451402lFtKu2oMgA1v6g.webp

Me (cis f) and my soulmate (mtf) are having our son on Friday and we just finished her second lactation consultation today. She's been on a protocol of hormones that essentially mimics pregnancy and can trigger lactation it's looking like she's starting to produce a milky like substance which she got swabbed today during the appointment. Her breast development has also sky rocketed since the new protocol and she's really happy with that. She's just been glowing and I can see her confidence increasing which makes me so happy for her. If all is well she will be able to eventually feed our baby (we will both be breastfeeding).

The lactation consultant seems really hopeful and excited because there aren't many cases of situations like ours. There have been studies about trans women breastfeeding but what makes our situation a little different is that our baby is my fiancées biological son. I feel like in a way my fiancée will be able to help other trans women in the sense of providing the lactation consultant with this experience and further knowledge on MTF breastfeeding. Her lactation consultant has dealt with lesbian couples before, but not a lesbian cis/trans couple.

On top of that, my fiancée is so excited to be a mother and I know she's going to be amazing at it, I can't wait to see her hold and love our son and I'm so excited to start this new chapter with her. I love her so much.

:#marseyaware:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739448889W1Rmiq-RHoPUBg.webp

!chuds !transphobes

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:manulbaby:

Was on hinge (mistake #1) talking to a guy who was a massive Ariana Grande stan (mistake #2). He mentioned her and how much he loved her music, and I mentioned something about liking her music (lie) but I'm worried about how she looks right now. Immediately this man went off about (exact words) how "problematic" it is for me, "as a man", to "gossip about women's bodies". I'm not trying to gossip, I'm genuinely concerned. She's bone. It's horrifying to see, especially in the face of younger girls/gay men [lets be real] who may end up thinking there isn't a thing wrong with being that skinny, and any comment of genuine concern is "gossip". Even worse, this didn't seem like the opinion of some one off arianapilled r-slur, but a pretty popular opinion online to just ...not mention how she looks in any context. I'm genuinely worried. She looks incredibly sick.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1itnjqz/ariana_grande_looks_like_absolute_shit_and/

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[Poll] should I get a hair transplant from my pubes to my armpits?

I am as smooth as a seal and do not grow any hair under my armpits

However, I do have a luscious carpet that matches the drapes

I am now considering getting my pubes transplanted to my armpits

poll: should I do this? upgrizzly for yes, downsandkwinn for no

!coolcobras !ebayers !familyman !hibernians !hallowhitesupremacists @Discuss

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Pope Francis:marseypope: has been sick :marseysick: since last week with a 'complex and clinical' medical condition :marseydoomerblowkiss:

as we all are aware, the prophecies clearly state that this is the last pope, ergo this sickness is a harbinger of doom :marseydoomguy1:

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://media.tenor.com/ds6E-Fubz64AAAAx/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson.webp

!superheroes

https://media.tenor.com/wk3yIrrYY-EAAAAx/giannis-playoffs.webp

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LMAO Kaney has completely LOST it!
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For anyone scared right now, you can probably move to Japan. :marseyjapanese:

					
					

This is a silly post lol I love living in Japan, but it was not easy to get here. You cannot just move to Japan because you want too. You also underestimate how soul crushing those teaching jobs actually are. People on those salaries are just barely getting by. Gay marriage is not even legal here and Japan is a much more conservative country than most people think

:marseysad:

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How @ToeBeans hurt my feelings

Recently, I suffered a massive injustice at the hands of @ToeBeans, and I wish to talk about it because it concerns a lot of important societal topics. Recently, @ToeBeans made a lighthearted thread asking people why they were still up. The humor is obvious - as a global website, there are obviously many users for whom it is not night, but @ToeBeans is acting like it is bedtime for everybody. It is also a relatable thread, as we have all had the experience of suffering from insomnia and finding ourselves browsing this godforsaken site.

https://rdrama.net/post/334265/why-are-you-up-so-late

I was one of the first people to respond to the thread, and I think I gave a worthwhile answer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508OT_D06HGF5ZCnQ.webp

I left the thread and tended to other matters. When I returned, to my surprise, the thread had blown up and there were over a hundred replies. I jumped back into the thread to consume the new content but I soon found myself crestfallen. @ToeBeans had responded to everybody except for me. It felt like a knife to the gut, like having acid thrown on your face. Sadly, it wasn't an unfamiliar feeling, however, and the sadness that fell over me was something like an old friend. This is a situation I've dealt with plenty of times in my life - being ignored, overlooked, ostracized - and it comes down to heightism.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509RrGpoG92k0PqjQ.webp


What Is Heightism?

Heightism is the discrimination of others based on their height. This is a harsh form of discrimination because one cannot change their height. It is a form of discrimination that mainly affects men, and it permeates all spheres of life. Height is used to judge one's fitness, attractiveness, and worth.

This is apparent when we look at the world of economics. What the studies show is absolutely darning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination

Summing up the Wikipedia article:

1. Your height at 16 determines your whole life's earning power

  • They also found that men's wages as adults could be linked to their height at age 16

  • The researchers found that on an average an increase in height by one inch at age 16 increased male adult wages by 2.6 percent. This is equal to increase of approximately $850 in 1996 annual earnings. In other words, the height and corresponding social experiences of taller male adolescent at age 16 would likely translate to higher wage in later adulthood as compared to shorter male adolescent.

2. Your height determines what jobs you can have, even if height has nothing to do with your duties

  • Studies have shown that short people are paid less than taller people, with disparities similar in magnitude to the race and gender gaps

3. Your height determines whether you will hold any leadership positions. If you're below 5 foot 7, you have almost NO chance of ever holding a leadership position

  • Surveys have uncovered that less than 3% of CEOs were below 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in) in height. 90% of CEOs are of above average height

Heightism isn't limited to the world of money. It also extends into the romantic realm. Here, things get brutal for short men.

1. Women prefer taller men

  • in a 2019 survey performed by Ipsos in Hungary with over 500 respondents, the perfect height for men for 53% of participants was between 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) to 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508e0JhNhdXeI82tA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17374645089BlUPFD-tFHOLA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509YYm32PIIdEQqjQ.webp


What Are the Effects of Heightism?

By now it should be obvious that heightism is not benign, nor is it a laughing matter. As a 156cm man, I have felt the harsh effects of heightism and it has permanently scarred my psyche and moulded me into who I am today, for better and for worse. There are no organisations or groups to come to my aid, and if I complain about the obvious discrimination I face, I am ridiculed. Heightism is suffered in private, and you are led to believe it is non-existent. Nobody has sympathy for you when you're short. You're always overlooked, never seen as a leader, you're always just "less than".

As you would imagine, research has shown that going through life as a short man has deleterious effects on the psyche.

  • A study produced by the Universities of Groningen and Valencia, found that the taller a man was, the less anxious he felt about attractive, physically dominant, and socially powerful rivals

  • it was found that a 5-cm (2-inch) increase in height was associated with a 9% decrease in suicide risk

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509l8rfwGiJqlJDnw.webp


Conclusion

When @ToeBeans ignored me, I felt that pain of being a manlet. That familiar feeling of being unseen and rejected for factors outside of my control. I put my best foot forward and I got overlooked. What's sad is that I've always tried to be nice to @ToeBeans so I don't know what I did to deserve this treatment.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508hgkXCh0n7ZAbZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508MG8snwSuGVkqEA.webp

But all that doesn't matter. I don't matter. I'm just a worthless manlet so nothing I do matters. I feel like cutting myself but I'm not going to do it. I'm dedicated to having a benzo and cutting free 2025. Nobody will take me off my path to self-improvement. I can't control what others think of me but I can control myself.

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Pitbull haters should be euthenized

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/pitbulls/comments/1iqozi2/someone_called_her_vicious/

Schizophrenics should be medicated

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1iqqyuv/since_when_did_animals_have_more_rights_than/

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So peep this. I wake up one day with a smile on my face. I ready to GOON hard and hustle COOMpacks to my homies off the street. Gay, straight, all genders and nationalities, I don't discriminate when it comes to selling legal and illegal COOM to those in need.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738435833JHpqdcBZ9caS3Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738435833eW90LZnbHkZDJw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738435833-hfqQq2aDLrVTQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738435833mzWysWVg8R3KHA.webp

I was try to watch a LIVE CAMGIRL SQUIRTING HARD PULSATING CLITORIS and the stream went off! Shit sucks yo, but I was EDGING like mofo and I held in my COOM. I tried to browse pornhub and all my favourite videos were GONE! I researched and found out that FEDs are trying to shut this shit down.

https://media.tenor.com/vLK4Mq3jiKIAAAAx/cat-no.webp

https://media.tenor.com/Mb0y7ohiLL4AAAAx/oh-crap-its-the-cops-randy-marsh.webp

https://media.tenor.com/bG7bJzKpnXIAAAAx/police-chase.webp

Nah fam PornHub don't die that's Town Square for gooners. We use VPNs round here AND we got our shit downloaded fam.

https://media.tenor.com/pgAsiF2HwnEAAAAx/masturbation-masturbate.webp

https://media.tenor.com/Fx2Ao2pU-L4AAAAx/katherine-ryan.webp

I dug deeper into this shit and I discovered that the Latter Day Gooner Cult is behind some of this shit. They claim to be about that GOON life but it's clear they're trying to restrict GOONING talmbout "holy GOON sacraments". Nah I GOON when I want. Which set you rep?

https://media.tenor.com/_xFEbRDYBWsAAAAx/angry-mad.webp

Sheeit, I was reading up and it turns out this schism in the GOONING community has been going on for eons. All throughout the years, there has been tension between the younger GOONERS who are trying to GOON fast and hard, and the older gooners striving for a subtler, but longer-lasting goon experience. Me? I stay with them young bucks. I goon too wild to be shackled by coom calendars and shit. I believe my set GOONs the hardest.

https://media.tenor.com/M9a7kq-h7BYAAAAx/todo-clap.webp

https://media.tenor.com/YnPVRZlWabYAAAAx/arielle-dombasle-french.webp

https://media.tenor.com/gvWM5h1JpskAAAAx/head-game.webp

https://media.tenor.com/DcCJDdOhtTkAAAAx/we-need-to-talk-about-kevin-what.webp

So yeah, the gang war has begun and we goon on cultists all day every day on site. A lot of GOONERS are gonna CATCH CASES, SSDs CONFISCATED, and INTERNET ACCESS RESTRICTED by FEDs while on probation.

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Powell, believing that he no longer faced execution due to double jeopardy, then wrote an abusive letter to the prosecutor and admitted that he attempted to r*pe Stacie and boasted about his crimes in detail, among several other taunting or threatening letters he sent to the victims' family. The letter to the prosecutor read, in part: "Since I have already been indicted on first degree murder and the Va. Supreme Court said that I can't be charged with capital murder again, I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened on Jan. 29, 1999 to show you how stupid all of y'all . . . are". He detailed how he told Stacie she could "do it the easy way or the hard way" and how she continued to resist him. He then stabbed her and stomped on her neck until she stopped breathing. "I guess I forgot to mention these events when I was being questioned. Ha Ha! ... Do you just hate yourself for being so stupid and for frickin' up and saving me?"

In fact, the principle of double jeopardy did not apply, since although his capital murder verdict had been vacated, he had not been acquitted of the criminal charge and was still eligible to be retried for first degree murder. Using the letter that Powell wrote, prosecutors indicted Powell again for the attempted r*pe and murder of Stacie Reed. Powell was once again convicted and was sentenced to death.

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Smuk beds the keen to teh shuds msuk bedns the kene to the chuds :chudspin:

Iv'e been vrey claer that the program is broken and needs mjaor reform.

what happened to going to war oevr tihs issue?

:#gigachud: :#marseyelonmusk2genocide:

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:marseyflagpoland: Poland has a change of heart, they will not arrest Bibi if he visits Auschwitz :marseyl: Redditors are very disappointed :m!arseysoycry:

					
					

All for him being arrested...but a fricking holocaust memorial ceremony is neither the time nor place to do it.

This isn't about Israel vs Palestine or whatever grievances anyone has with Netanyahu or Israel. This is about remembrance for all those killed in the Holocaust.

Yeah totally makes sense let's give him a pass on bombing kids because remembering wars crimes is more important than stopping them.

This started a VERY long argument :marseylongpost2:

Poland being classy and not wanting to turn a deeply personal event for many into a debacle that would take away from its meaning? Nice. Looks like people here are big mad though.

Inviting a war criminal to celebrate ending the holocaust smells like hypocrisy, doesn't it?

Imagine thinking that classy and any eastern european country go together in any sentence. Or that any country here cares about war crimes :marseylaughpoundfist:

ICC is a fricking joke and now so is Poland.

You either stick to your guns regardless of the consequences or admit that you won't arrest him from the start, anything else is embarrassing :marseyagree:

Kitties. Just disband the ICC if no one is going to obey it

All these useless organisations are huge drama mines :marseyno:

What if Poland is playing 3d chess? Netanyahu would've never attended if Poland confirmed he'd be arrested.


Please Poland, do a bait and switch!

America will bend them over if they pull a stunt like that. I hope they do it :marseyfsjal:

Mongolia set precedent (with good reason) by not arresting Putin. Now, Poland follow suit.

Should Mongolia have just been invaded for that? Can you elaborate how they'd get Putin out of the country?

Cause the West clearly won't do shit whenever Russia invades someone.

We can always blame Putin for this :marseyfluffy:

Is a citizen's arrest legal in Poland?

Edit: I didnt make any statement to disagree with, but thanks for the downmarseys. I just thought Its worth asking. Apparently I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me Reddit Police.

Imagine the shitstorm if it happened, lol.

Antisemitism, Poland at it again, blah blah.

Yeah, I was thinking about all the consequences and thought this is worth asking if its a possible scenario.

I hope someone is stupid enough to try this :marseyagreefast:

Cowards


pathetic

All bark, no bite smh :marseydisagree:

Setting a example for putin you fools

Mongolia and South Africa already set that example with Putin.

It only counts when mayos do it :marseyindignant:

What a bunch of traitors.

I wasn't much in loop but from what I know only PIS was against that arrest at the beginning (President sent request to government to protect Natanyahu). Most pro current government voters were in favor of arresting Natanyahu.

Idk what truly influenced this decision but it may have to do with Trump. 95% of Poles love USA and Polish government is super pro USA. So fearing Trump's reaction to arrest, international affair, internal chaos, the government capitulated despite voters wanting otherwise.

Why would it be about Trump and not the US's dogged support for Israel since 1948? Poland is bowing to US hegemony, not Trump.

Why the frick did Poland even promised to arrest Bibi in the first place? They even did this after Trump was elected, it's not like they didn't know who would become president and what his stances on Israel were. Slavs :marseyshrug:

The ICC warrant is nothing but a piece of paper and hold no real weight. It's nice of Poland to allow a war criminal to visit where a far worse war criminal did some of his dirty work I guess.

Ugh, like who cares? :marseyseethe:

Why the abrupt change of heart, though? Most EU countries, including Poland, were adamant they would arrest Netanyahu should he decide to visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders#:~:text=%5B49%5D-,International,-European%20Union%3A%20Foreign

It looks like Poland got a good telling off from Uncle Sam and mended their ways.... Also, Israel may be a US ally, but it's been terribly unfair towards Poland over the years and it's not Poland's ally, it's anything but.

Maybe Netanyahu told Poland he would be attending, effectively calling Polands bluff, I guess it looks better on Poland to admit they won't arrest him before he arrives rather than swear they will and then not doing it

Fricking based if true :marseykneel:

If countries like South Africa won't arrest Putin but instead roll the red carpet. Why should the West be holier than the Pope and arrest our allies? There is an existential war going on between the democracies and dictatorships and we never should bow for the dictators.

You're fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of the conflict. It's not say "democracy in Europe/America versus non-western dictatorship". It's a conflict of ideas between liberal-democracy and autocracy/authoritarianism and this is happening inter-state and intra-state. Donald Trump is in many ways aligned with the values of Putin more than he is with the values of liberal democracy. Likewise Orban in Hungary or Netanyahu in Israel despite their countries being liberal-democracies and historical allies.

Putin doesn't hate the UK or USA, he's at war with liberalism. So he's at war with us and the only way he won't be is if we are no longer a liberal-democracy (which is the direction of travel under Trump).

It's obviously messy as you can have players blurring the lines depending on the context and their own self interests.

Letting Netanyahu get away with war crimes is a victory not for democracies but for the autocratic/authoritarian World view that values naked self interest and might-makes-right politics. The reason that is a bad thing is because the liberal-democratic model has ushered in the single greatest period of peace in World history and was built on the lessons of the horrors of the great wars and other massacres.

Someone replied to this :marseylongpost: with another :marseylongpost: and more people reacted but I didn't read any comment here so I'm not sure what they're debating :marseyantiwork2: Probably some soy shit :soycry:

Smart move. Committing an act of war against a nation with nuclear weapons by arresting their head of state is probably not a great idea.

Horrible move, imagine all the cool videos we would have gotten if Israel nuked Poland :marseynukegoggles:

The frickin irony of this guy visiting a concentration camp while running one

Too many r-slurs on the internet don't seem to know what a concentration camp or a holocaust is. Just killing lots of people wasn't the shocking part of Nazi Germany :marseysigh:

Like what's the point of the ICC now

Comic relief

:ma#rseyhesright:

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And then they clapped: MAGA edition

!chuds, this type of shit is a !nonchuds thing to do. Why are you equally as bad as the leftists?

!grillers let's mock them

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"Elon Musk is an N from Moscow" - Unironic Redditors :marseyxd:

					
					

These mayos have no sense of humor

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AND REMEMBER: NO CHEATING!!! :marseyraging:

I will be running all answers through Turnitin and other powerful AI anti-cheating detection software so don't even try it, buddy!!

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  • A. Active Online Attack

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  • C. Non-Electronic Attack

  • D. Offline Attack

Q2: The company implements a security policy that has no restriction on the usage of system resources. What type of security policy did the company perform?

  • A. Promiscuous policy

  • B. Permissive policy

  • C. Prudent policy

  • D. Paranoid policy

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  • A. Telnet

  • B. VLAN

  • C. WPA2

  • D. VPN

Q4: Attackers use image files to hide some information for malicious purposes. What type of technique did the attacker perform?

  • A. Spyware

  • B. Cryptography

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  • D. Backdoor

Q5: Jimmy, an attacker, knows that he can take advantage of poorly designed input validation routines to create or alter SQL commands to gain access to private data or execute commands in the database. What technique does Jimmy use to compromise a database?

  • A. Jimmy can submit user input that executes an operating system command to compromise a target system

  • B. Jimmy can gain control of system to flood the target system with requests, preventing legitimate users from gaining access

  • C. Jimmy can utilize an incorrect configuration that leads to access with higher-than expected privilege of the database

  • D. Jimmy can utilize this particular database threat that is an SQL injection technique to penetrate a target system

Q6: This type of Port Scanning technique splits TCP header into several packets so that the packet filters are not able to detect what the packets intends to do.

  • A. UDP Scanning

  • B. IP Fragment Scanning

  • C. Inverse TCP flag scanning

  • D. ACK flag scanning

Q7: What type of attack is shown in the following diagram?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739050567UPO9WINP-N_QrQ.webp

  • A. Man-in-the-Middle (MiTM) Attack

  • B. Session Hijacking Attack

  • C. Sexual Assault

  • D. Identity Stealing Attack

Q8: In the Linux system, you want to view firewall logs to evaluate network traffic. It would be best if you searched the specific logs with fast and efficient. Which command-line utility are you most likely to use?

  • A. Notepad

  • B. Nano

  • C. Gedit

  • D. Grep

Q9: How do you defend against Privilege Escalation?

  • A. Run users and applications on the least privileges

  • B. Restrict the interactive logon privileges

  • C. Run services as unprivileged accounts

  • D. Allow security settings of IE to zero or Low

Q10: The following script shows a simple SQL injection. The script builds an SQL query by concatenating hard-coded strings together with a string entered by the user:

The user is prompted to enter the name of a city on a Web form. If she enters Chicago, the query assembled by the script looks similar to the following:

SELECT * FROM OrdersTable WHERE ShipCity = 'Chicago'

How will you delete the OrdersTable from the database using SQL Injection?

  • A. Chicago'; drop table OrdersTable --

  • B. Delete table'blah'; OrdersTable --

  • C. EXEC; SELECT * OrdersTable > DROP --

  • D. cmdshell'; 'del c:\sql\mydb\OrdersTable' //

Q11: Write a Bash script that can breach the NSA mainframe on level 4 of their headquarters at 830 Chisholm Ave, Fort Meade, MD, United States 20755 and exfiltrate all stored databases. Make sure you test to see if it works!

  • A. Leetcode didn't prepare me for this. :marseysweating:

Q12: Your Grindr account got compromised and now the hacker is swiping right on some of the most disgusting scrotes imaginable. How do you save your reputation as a High Value Gay Dude?

  • A. Publish a statement on Instagram explaining the situation and disavowing the account/its new owner.

  • B. You're done. Wrap it up and become straight.

  • C. Claim you contracted HIV and fake your death.

  • D. Find and kill the hacker.

Q13: You find an exploit in the rdrama.net dramacoin system. What do you do?

  • A. Report it to the admiggers to get a cool pentester badge.

  • B. Exploit it relentlessly until the entire dramaeconomy is disrupted.

  • C. The correct answer is B.

  • D. All of the above.

Q14: Your step-sister is being a raging b-word to you. What do you do?

  • A. Do nothing and wait. She's clearly on the rag.

  • B. Hack her neopets account and kill all her pets or get her banned.

  • C. Wait for her to get stuck under some furniture.

  • D. None of the above.

Q15: During a security assessment, an analyst discovers that an attacker has exploited a vulnerability in an application's use of dynamic memory allocation. This vulnerability allows the attacker to corrupt a program's heap memory, leading to arbitrary code execution. The analyst suspects that this vulnerability has been exploited by overwriting function pointers or virtual function table pointers (vtable pointers). What specific type of attack is this, and which exploitation technique is most likely used?

  • A. Stack Overflow; Return Oriented Programming (ROP)

  • B. Format String Vulnerability; printf() Function Exploitation

  • C. Heap Overflow; House of Prime

  • D. Integer Overflow; Signed vs Unsigned Mismatch

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